A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Mi~"

Jon waved.

Itsuzumi was furious in an instant: "Meow!"

When Malusiel saw it, she hurriedly stopped her and said, "What are you doing? This child is scared by you."

Then she touched the cat girl's back: "Don't be afraid, be good."

Originally, Itsuzumi was quite resistant to this kind of overly intimate behavior.

But the 'big enemy' was ahead, and she actually hid behind Maluciel, staring at Jon with a wary face.

"Hey, kitten is quite shy." Jon touched his smooth chin.

Rub your hands together and get closer step by step.

This frightened the cat lady, and her voice changed: "Don't come over here, meow!"

There was so much noise here that it immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Chirchak was the most flexible and quickly came over to ask about the situation: "What's wrong?"

Jon: "Nothing, I just want to have a good relationship with my new companions."

He spoke with undisguised enthusiasm in his eyes.

Qilchak suddenly thought of some bad rumors and said with a headache: "Enough is enough, we are now discussing to challenge the owner of this maze."

Malusiel didn't think much about it at first, but after hearing this, she reacted belatedly.

She hugged Izumi and warned in an extremely serious tone: "As long as I'm here, you can't even think of taking action against this child."

"What are you doing? We have been companions longer, or have you been companions with her longer? Along the way, how many times have I saved you and cooked for you? Malumalu, you behave like this, It really chills me." Jon pretended to be hurt.

All I can say is that he is indeed a man with actor-level acting skills.

Hearing this, Malusil suddenly panicked, "I...I didn't mean it like that. It's just...Hey! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you and I solemnly apologize."

Jon waved his hand: "Forget it, I know you never think highly of me, nor do you regard me as a formal partner."

"No! Really not! I have always felt that you are a very reliable person." Malusiel subconsciously let go of the cat girl.

At this moment, Jon's eyes flashed: "There is a flaw!"

No one in the room could see how he did it.

When he reacted, Izumi was already in Jon's arms.

"Yoshiyoshiyoshi, kitten, kitten, so cute."

Everyone:...

Malusil was stunned for a moment, her face flushed with anger: "You guys actually took advantage of my guilt! This is simply too much."

"What's the rush? I won't do anything to this child." Jon said to Malushir with a smile.

Then he lowered his head and changed the topic: "But as a girl, how can you be so carefree and naked? It's so shameless. No, you are clearly trying to seduce me on purpose."

"This... no one would be interested in this beast's body, right?" the cat lady said harshly.

"That's not certain." Jon said, while stroking Izumi's belly with his hand, "So soft~ You guy, don't underestimate the XP teeth of human beings."

Itsumi: Help, there is a pervert here.

One thing brings down another thing.

Faline suppresses Itsumi from the food chain.

Jon pinned Itsumi from a strange place.

Poor cat.

Dare to be angry and speak out but it’s useless…

I can only let that evil big hand touch my body.

Don't tell me.

You really don't want to say that.

After getting used to it.

Even a little comfortable.

Malusil was too anxious to speak.

Chirchak didn't know how to dissuade him.

Leos and Sensi looked at each other.

Finally, the still weak but powerful Fa Lin said: "Please let her go, Mr. Jon..."

Jon: "I don't!"

No one can stop him from playing with the cat.

Moreover, this is a cow cat. The most interesting and sickest kind. If you miss this village, there will be no shop like this.

A trace of hesitation flashed across Faline's face.

Taking a deep breath, as if he had made some kind of determination, he opened his arms and said, "If you want to touch me, just touch me!"

"What?"

"no!"

"Dah!"

Malusil Chilchak and Laos stopped him one after another.

Faline, are you awake?

Very natural, very holy.

Jon felt like his black hair was turning yellow.

And the top of my head is itching, and it looks like I'm going to grow horns...

"Forget it, your body is too hard."

Jon rejected Faline and let go of Itsumi.

The cat girl was hurt and hid behind Malusiel, unable to be arrogant anymore.

"Now that we've finished enjoying ourselves, let's get down to business." Jon coughed lightly, attracting everyone's attention: "Both the island owner and the maze island owner know about the "Crazy Magician" and have organized a large number of people to enter here to defeat that man. Final BOSS. "

Hearing this, Malusil and the others looked happy.

There is strength in numbers.

If you strike with a hammer and strike with a sword, if we work together, the "Crazy Magician" may die in someone's hands.

"However." In order to prevent Leos and the others from being too optimistic, Jon said half-truth: "The Canary Team has also come to this island. As you know, it is the one that is composed entirely of elves and specializes in dealing with maze-related matters. Elite troops. I learned from them that this maze actually responds to people's desires to a certain extent. When there are more people, it is not necessarily a good thing. "

"Canary Team."

"Elves?"

"The maze responds to human desires?"

Everyone restrained their joy.

Jon spread his hands: "Anyway, the situation is like this. The more people there are, the more monsters there are, and the easier it is to lose balance. If you want to defeat the "Crazy Magician", you must fight quickly and decisively. "

Turning to look at Malushiel: "You must hide the fact that you know ancient forbidden magic. I don't want you to become a member of the Canary Team. You know, the prisoners in their team have to have a notch cut on their ears. "

"Um." Malushiel screamed and subconsciously covered her slender ears.

"So the strategy of calling for help was wrong from the beginning? "Laios fell into deep thought.

He even began to consider whether to return to the ground like this.

Indeed.

Falin will definitely be discriminated against for her current appearance.

She may not even be able to work and live properly.

It will also affect her marriage.

But in the final analysis, it is a hundred times better than the state of Chimera.

At worst, she can follow the example of Itsuzumi and use a mask to cover up her abnormal body shape.

"Do you want to return to the ground?" As the leader, he felt that he had to be responsible to all members and asked solemnly.

Chirchak was the first to raise his hand in favor of this matter.

Senxi was silent.

Itsuzumi was afraid and had no right to speak.

Falin looked as if he wanted to say something but stopped.

Maluchil thought for a long time and shook his head: "I think it's better to stay."

"Huh? Are you crazy?" Chirchak said: "You also heard what Jon said, the more people there are, the stronger the power of the maze will be, and we can't defeat the "Crazy Magician". ”

Malushiel: “But have you ever thought that the power of the labyrinth is not necessarily equal to the power of the labyrinth master. The imbalance of power will definitely distract her attention, and we will have more opportunities. ”

The talented woman is worthy of being a talented woman.

She keenly discovered the key to the problem.

The labyrinth and the labyrinth master.

Actually, they are two concepts.

Anyone can become the labyrinth master.

You don’t have to be a "mad magician".

Chirchak wanted to say something.

Suddenly, Laos pinched his eyebrows: "What? Oh, there is such a thing."

"Who are you talking to?" Laos asked unhappily.

"Ghost... Anyway, it looks like a ghost." Laos scratched his head: "After the last fainting demon, those families will become more and more obvious. And they often say some inexplicable things. Just now we mentioned the "mad magician", and a ghost said that he can help us. But we have to go to a place first. "

Huh?

This is too mysterious.

Malushiel and Chilchak had serious doubts.

Is Laos mentally ill?

Falin blinked: "Actually, I have the same feeling, but not as clear as Laos."

It's bad.

This brother and sister are in trouble!

Malushiel panicked.

In a trance, she even saw a terrifying scene of herself taking care of a grandfather and grandmother with Alzheimer's disease without changing her appearance...

That kind of future.

Duck!!!!!!

Because of Laos's sudden interruption, the discussion about what to do next did not come to a conclusion until the end.

Early the next morning.

Fearing that the "Crazy Magician" would catch up, the people started to move forward again.

Go first.

Talk while walking.

Then...

Clatter!

A gust of wind swept the snow.

The leaves turned into butterflies.

Stepping into the territory of the shapeshifter.

The team of seven people doubled directly.

Squeezing and squeezing, it became more than 40 people.

"I can't breathe."

"What's going on?"

"Brother Laos..."

"Senxi, don't move."

Polymorphs are special monsters that can transform according to people's memories.

A group of seven people.

Seven each.

Tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful and ugly.

"I say, are some of them a little strange?"

Malushiel was speechless and pointed at the extremely abstract "self" beside him: "Who is it? My face is not that weird!"

Others turned their heads away guiltily.

Jon smiled: "I'm talking about you, look at the people around me."

Looking in the direction of the voice.

Everyone looked closely.

Wow.

Let's not talk about the basics of height, short, fat, and thin.

There is even a guy who is three meters tall, with a green face and fangs mixed in.

If it weren't for the fact that his appearance still retains some of Jon's characteristics, I would have thought this guy was some kind of monster.

"Don't think about it, kitten, this must be the me in your mind." Jon laughed.

Seven cat girls: !!!

Chilchak also found the blind spot.

He stared at the seven cat girls again and again: "I always feel that the patterns of these guys are a little different?"

"Are they?" Leos asked naively: "They are the same, right?"

"No, no, absolutely different." Chilchak gave an example: "For example, the one in the middle obviously got the order of black and white wrong."

Leos observed carefully and pounded his hands: "So that's it!"

Jon snapped his fingers: "Okay, okay, don't worry about the cats for now. If you want to check them one by one, why not start with me."

"Why...wait a minute, why are you the only one talking? Why are the other Jons..." Maruchiel was extremely confused.

Jon smiled, "Maybe I'm too special, the ability of the shapeshifter doesn't work well on me."

As he said that, he pulled out the thunderstorm at his waist: "One sword style Iai..."

"Ah, don't do it at this time, there will be a riot, idiot." Maruchiel seemed to have a premonition of something bad.

But those Jons still didn't move.

Jon was sure in his heart.

He didn't draw his sword, and looked at the remaining six people carefully.

The first person was about the same height as him, but he was obviously more handsome.

Of course.

Jon himself has a good appearance.

The kind of handsomeness of a stand-in, the kind of handsomeness like a flower boy in a girl's comic.

No need to guess, it should be Maruchiel.

"I didn't expect that you said you hated me, but you actually had a crush on me in your heart, tsk." Jon deliberately showed a look of disgust.

Seven Maruxiel: "Who has a crush on you, idiot!"

Jon laughed and continued to look at the second person... Well, the green-faced, fang-toothed monster is the impression of Maomao, so it's better not to look at him.

The third person, with a determined face and strong body, looks very reliable - the thickest thigh in Chirchak's mind.

The fourth person, easy-going and amiable, squinting eyes, with a smile on his face.

The seven Falins were a little shy: "Mr. Jon should be such a person."

Jon: "Although you have some wrong impressions of me, it's better not to trust others too much."

The fifth person, his eyes were erratic, sometimes cheerful, sometimes calm... In short, his state was very unstable.

Jon: "Laos, you should have overlapped my impression when I was drinking with my usual impression, right?"

Seven Leos scratched his head: "You really can't hide anything."

The last one...

To be honest.

Jon almost couldn't recognize that it was himself.

Different from the handsomeness in Maruxiel's girl comics.

Jon in Sensi's memory is almost the same as Jon's real body, but his temperament is completely different.

Seeing everyone looking over, 'Jon No. 7' smiled gently: "Are you hungry? Wait, I'll start cooking soon."

Jon pinched his eyebrows: "Okay, okay, male mother, you stop first."

No need to say anything.

Tie all the fakes together with ropes.

He looked at the remaining companions: "So, do you want to trust my judgment? This should be the easiest way."

"Please, Mr. Jon!" ×7

"No!" ×7

"It's better to be cautious." ×7

Jon spread his hands, "In this case, please start proving that you are yourself, this eternal problem."

Laos, Maruxier, and Chirchak looked at each other.

For a moment.

No one spoke.

Falin weakly raised her hand: "Just like Mr. Jon can easily tell who is the work of the shapeshifter, it should be easy to confirm my side. After all..."

As she said that, she spit out a little fire: "I should be the only one who can breathe dragon."

Jon saw it and grabbed the real Falin: "Welcome to the authentic team."

Falin was a little shy with her wrist grabbed, but still nodded: "Then next, let's start looking for the real brother Laos."