A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

The deformation is random.

Fortunately, there are enough opportunities for trial and error.

It took a long time.

Everyone finally returned to their original appearance.

"What a pity. Whether it's a cat or a dog, I love them all." Jon spoke and touched Izumi's head.

The cat girl gave him a paw nervously.

But it's a pity.

No defense~

Jon chuckled strangely: "I like the way you are so frizzy but can't get rid of me."

Itsumi:? ? ?

Help, there is a pervert!

"Okay, okay, don't bully Izumi anymore." Malusiel's mother said, protecting Maomao behind her.

Jon: "If you don't bully her, how about bullying you?"

Malusiel's eyes widened: "How dare you!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she received a blow from Jon on the head.

This brain crack is loud and crisp.

It caused Malusiel to dance on the ground in pain.

Jon smiled and said, "Your personality analysis report came out and you were identified as a floor dancer."

Everyone:? ? ?

Meeting everyone's eyes, he looked at Leos and said, "You, greedy boy."

Leos:? ? ?

Then he looked at Sensi: "You, sexy guy."

Sensi: "A cook is a cook, but where does the word sexy come from? I really don't understand."

Jon explained: "Look, don't you often show off your fat during your adventures?"

"That's not what I want to reveal. Everything is force majeure." Sensi emphasized.

Jon didn't respond, just shrugged.

Chirchak pinched his eyebrows, speechless and curious at the same time: "What about me? What is my evaluation?"

"You? Master AAA Locksmith." Jon said expressionlessly, "This way, when someone asks you to pick a lock, they can easily find you."

"Huh?" Chirchak was confused.

Apparently, he had no idea what the joke meant.

Jon turned back and looked at Izumi and Faline: "What about you? Do you want to receive a personality test from me?"

"Who cares about your incomprehensible appraisal!" Itsuzumi hid behind Malusil and complained with her head exposed.

Jon smiled and raised his not very honest hand again.

Faline had to stand up and smooth things over: "Okay, let's stop making trouble. Now that we have changed back to our original appearance, let's continue heading deeper underground."

Turning around: "Can you? Mr. Jon."

Good Falin, she is beautiful but has a sweet mouth.

Jon decided to give her this face and took back the claws that were ready to move.

After drinking the Hippogriff broth indiscriminately, they wrapped up the remaining meat and took it with them, and the group continued to move forward.

Perhaps the Hippogriff is the most powerful monster around here. Along the way, everyone encountered no other threats.

Come underground.

They saw a door painted with intricate patterns.

It is resplendent and looks extremely extraordinary.

"Yes, yes, this is it! This is what we have been looking for!" Malusil shouted excitedly as he looked at the golden door carefully.

If the entire maze is regarded as an RPG game, then behind this door should be the final level.

Izumi scratched her face: "Is this the deepest part of the maze?"

Looking around, she said casually: "It seems that we are not the first batch of visitors. It seems that someone once camped here..."

"There must be other adventurers passing by here."

Leos frowned slightly and put his hand on the door. He tried to push it and said: "This door is still closed, which means that the adventurers did not go in. They either went to other places or used teleportation. The magic is back on earth."

"It's no wonder, this place looks so dangerous. It's impossible not to supply supplies and be fully prepared." Chilchak put his hands on his pillow, "So, what should we do?"

what to do?

This is a good question.

Everyone looked at each other.

As the captain, Leos said solemnly: "Although teleporting back to the ground is an option, we are already here, so we might as well actually enter it and look for the two-winged lion, the legendary guardian beast of the Golden Kingdom."

After a pause, he added: "Didn't Sensi say before that this maze actually has its own consciousness. Now, I'm afraid we can't give up halfway because the maze will prevent us from escaping."

"Is this really the case?" Malusiel was a little unconvinced.

She said to Faline: "Try to see if your teleportation magic still works."

Faline obediently obeyed.

Unfortunately, this attempt had an extremely regrettable result.

What Laos said came true - the use of teleportation magic is indeed prohibited here.

"Look! I said there is no way out!" In a literal desperate situation, Leos looked a little happy: "So, we only have one way left to go, and that is to move forward!"

"That mouth of yours is really good and bad." Chirchak complained helplessly.

Complaints are complaints.

Work is work.

You must work hard when you have to work.

He stepped forward consciously, wanting to see if he could open the door.

There are many tricks and complicated mechanisms.

This extremely troublesome mechanical structure is exactly what dwarves like.

Chilchak cursed while unlocking the door.

It was annoying when I was working.

Being watched by those people while working was even more annoying.

But.

Dwarven technology is indeed powerful.

Even if you are as experienced as AAA locksmith Master Qi, you are not confident that you will be able to open the golden door in front of you.

I spent a long time poking around with lock picking tools, but I still couldn't figure it out.

Finally, he had to give up and showed a relieved and relaxed smile to his friends: "I'm done. Let Malusiel try her magic."

Malusil was suddenly cueed and seemed a little at a loss.

but.

The eyes of the partners are so sincere and sincere.

She could only bite the bullet and find a way.

Touching her smooth chin, Malusiel looked at the golden door in front of her.

After pondering for a moment, he said: "You can indeed feel that there is magic flowing in it, but it will take time, professional equipment and money to decipher the clues on the door."

"How long will it take?" Leos asked expectantly.

Malusiel held up a finger.

Leos: "Oh!!! You mean, one minute?"

Malusiel shook her head.

Chilchak: "One day? It takes that long."

Malusiel still shook her head.

Izukumi chuckled: "Isn't it just a week? How shameless."

Malusil said angrily: "You ungrateful guy, have you forgotten who defended you under the threat of the devil?"

Devil?

Me?

Jon pointed to himself.

Malusil ignored him and said to herself: "If I want to completely open this door, and the external conditions are perfect, I can only say that within a month, I still have a certain degree of confidence."

What?

One month!

Too long.

Malusiel also knew that there was no month to waste.

After all, there is a winged lion in front and a Hisl behind.

How could I wait here for so long?

Laos and Maluciel looked at each other.

They all saw each other's plans in each other's eyes.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly the door in front of them was kicked and beaten.

"Open the door, you bastard, open the door quickly!"

"Open it for me!"

Jon saw it interestingly and stepped forward: "You have the ability to raise a man and open the door!"

Everyone:? ? ?

At this moment, Faline raised her hand and said weakly: "Speaking of which, don't we have a very powerful swordsman here? Wouldn't it be nice to let him chop him with a knife?"

A very powerful swordsman.

ah!

There seems to be one.

"Yes, why didn't I think of it before? Faline, you must be a genius." Malusiel took the opportunity to hug Faline and wanted to do lesbian things.

Faline smiled and looked at Jon with gentle eyes.

She looked at Jon, and everyone else looked at Jon.

For a moment, all eyes fell on Mr. Qiao.

Jon stopped Aunt Xue's cosplay, spread his hands and said, "Sorry, I can't do it, I don't have a sword."

Hearing this, Laos quickly returned the wrapped sword to Jon: "Now I have it!"

Realizing that he couldn't avoid this annoying errand, Jon had no choice but to lower his head and said, "Okay, okay."

Don’t forget to add a disclaimer: “However, I am not responsible for any problems that may arise.”

Others, of course, have no problem with that.

Draw the sword.

Take a deep breath.

Ittoryu · Lion Brother.

Who says pirated copies can’t beat genuine ones?

Brother Lion is no less powerful than a certain green algae-headed Lion Gege.

brush!

The sword energy is everywhere.

The door was split in two.

"Having seen the flying sword style, you can die in peace." Jon pretended to be cold and said to the door panel on the ground.

"Success!"

"Yeah!"

"Jon, God forever!"

Who wouldn't like it when a month is squeezed into five minutes?

As a result, everyone was not happy yet.

Many pairs of red eyes suddenly appeared above the door!

"No, it's a monster! Get ready for battle!"

"Hey, Jon, let me hide behind you..."

"It's a gargoyle! Everyone, be careful!"

Gargoyles, a magical creation that resembles a giant clay statue (not edible), often squat on top of buildings to protect houses and defend against foreign enemies.

"Jon must have made them angry by cutting the door just now!"

"It's meaningless to say this now, run away!"

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen this thing in a while. It was obviously everywhere when the maze was first discovered."

"Hey, hey, is this the time to talk about this?"

Under the attack of the gargoyles, everyone was in chaos.

Fortunately, there are a few reliable ones, such as Jon and Faline.

Jon won’t say anything anymore. The cheating player has nothing to say.

Just say Farin.

When Xiao Longnu fought, she was really fierce. The power seems endless. A war hammer hit her left and right, and she swung it like a tiger.

But they saw gravel splashing and smoke flying.

The gargoyle, as a defensive mechanism, did not survive three minutes in her hands and turned into a pile of debris.

Faline wiped the non-existent sweat on her forehead, squinted her eyes and said, "Wow, it really scared me to death."

Maluciel:? ? ?

Are you sure you were scared?

Rather, your performance really scared me.

Leos touched his chin.

He looked at his sister.

I feel truly proud and satisfied.

Even deep down in my heart, I suddenly felt that it didn't matter if I stayed like this. At least in terms of combat effectiveness, there is sufficient guarantee.

As for getting married.

Since there are people who like cat girls.

There must be people who like dragon girls.

There must be!

Let's get back to the point-

After a battle that was neither too long nor too short, everyone finally came behind the door.

The light behind the door was dim, and there were mechanisms everywhere, with pipes and gears everywhere.

Most of the dwarf ruins were like this, with a very obvious style.

Malusil said: "This should be a transit station. I have seen similar buildings in books before."

Senxi nodded in agreement.

But talking so much is far less important than eating.

Come to think of it, drinking meat soup was half a day ago.

Do it as soon as you say it.

Everyone started to make dumplings with the meat in their hands and the vegetable supplies they got from the Golden Country.

As for why they made dumplings, it was because Jon suddenly said, "This year is New Year's Eve, the day for the family to reunite and eat dumplings."

Everyone just thought that Jon (whose black hair is obviously different from the Western Land people like Laos) was homesick.

But he still very considerately suggested to celebrate the festival with Jon.

Making dumplings is a cooking activity that everyone can participate in.

The customs and cultures of the East and West continents are very different, but they are rare in the same way when it comes to making dumplings.

Carrots and eagle meat fillings, as well as minotaur meat and onion fillings.

Each one is delicious.

After eating and drinking, everyone was refreshed and discussed that they didn't need to camp on the spot, so they continued to move forward.

The further they went in, the brighter the light became.

On the way, they encountered several more gargoyles.

However, the defense measures were really weak, and Falin smashed those monsters alone.

It is worth mentioning that many shapeshifting mushrooms also grow in the underground ruins of the dwarves.

Caught off guard, the owner experienced another very memorable transformation.

Fortunately, with the previous experience, this transformation was not very panic.

After a period of trial and error, everyone returned to their original appearance.

(PS. Jon, a dog lover, was sad for a long time.)

No words for the whole night.

Traveling through the ruins.

At the deepest level, Jon found a carriage with a very modern craft style.

"There's even a subway." He complained in a voice that only he could hear.

Chilchak had good ears and felt that Jon seemed to mutter something.

Jon waved his hand and changed the subject: "It seems that there is no way."

"Isn't this obvious? Get on this car and you can see the winged lion at the end of the tunnel!" Leos vowed.

As soon as the voice fell.

He vaguely felt something behind him.

Suddenly his face changed: "Oh no, it must be a crazy magician!"

Start a war here?

No!

It's too narrow.

It's not good for a large team like them!

"Get on the car, get on the car quickly!"

Leos drew his sword and cut off the rear himself.

However, I don't know if everyone's luck is too good, or the pursuers behind are not crazy magicians at all.

When everyone got on the car, the car started slowly, and the people behind still didn't catch up.

Leos couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Anyway.

It's great to avoid an unnecessary fight.

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Kabul: "Damn, running so fast?"

Mislen: "I'm hungry."