A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Which one of us is the devil?

ah?

Which one of us is the devil?

The lion-headed demon was about to cry without tears.

After Jon became the Lord of the Labyrinth, He was more or less able to see through Jon's heart.

Then He found out.

This guy is so fucking evil!

Desire is abundant.

To be honest, it's a bit too much.

Others are home-cooked stir-fries.

You will have a full banquet here.

But every dish is poisonous, how the hell are you going to eat it?

Jon doesn't care about that.

He patrolled the territory with a smile and walked around the bottom of the maze.

And keep planning something.

"I think this place is very good. I will open a fish pond here and I will fish here."

"It's not bad over there. I can get some cat girls, dog girls, demon foxes who can do magic, etc., and chat with me every day to relieve my boredom."

"Yes, yes, there must be no shortage of tauren. They are tall, short, fat, thin, yellow-haired, imp, black-skinned, and fat. They have all the four kings. Let them look at me all day long and kiss me with all kinds of monsters. I."

Lion-Headed Demon:? ? ?

Jon turned around and said, "Don't you understand this? How come a reverse tauren is not a kind of tauren? The ultimate tauren is pure love. I am a pure love warrior."

Lion-Headed Demon: Tmd, something is wrong with you.

Jon smiled.

As he walked, he consoled him: "Everything should be thought of in an open mind. As the saying goes, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. Although our relationship is not that deep, we have become a community of destiny. To a certain extent, , the relationship between ordinary couples is stronger. I don’t dislike you for being married for the second time, but you dislike me for eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, right?”

The lion-headed demon was numb.

Who will marry you.

Who the hell is getting married again.

Is that useless guy from Sisir worthy of being my husband?

OK OK OK.

Take ten thousand steps back.

Even if we really get married.

Is it too late to get a divorce?

I am a second-marriage devil, and I really am not worthy of you.

Without even looking back, Jon guessed what the little lion was thinking: "No, we two will live a life without shame until forever~"

Lion-Headed Demon: "No-"

Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is blowing.

Where is the law of heaven?

Where is the justice!

Laos, Malusil, the wonderful halflings, etc., etc.

Come back soon.

Take this guy away quickly!

…

…

Everyone, everyone they knew or didn’t know, gathered together.

After hearing about the experience at the bottom of the maze, the atmosphere became a little weird.

Namali scratched her head, not sure whether she should speak.

But after catching a glimpse of Leos's expression, she still said bravely: "I didn't expect that black-haired man to be so loyal, but in this case, to be honest, he was a bit impulsive."

"Impulsive? My thoughts are exactly the opposite of yours. Lord Qiaoen is a model for our generation of warriors by sacrificing himself for others." Ju Lang closed his eyes and spoke in a deep voice.

Seeing the intact Faline, he felt a surge of ecstasy in his heart. But after hearing what happened to Jon, my joy was gone, and all that was left was admiration and respect.

Jon, a great man, a man among men!

"I also think that, at that time, that was the best choice." Leos touched his chin: "But I think this person should be me."

"No one should sacrifice, at least until the last moment, no one can decide in advance who should sacrifice." Sensi said while touching his helmet.

There is an obvious hole in it, left by the Hippogriff and a testament to the old Big Brothers battle.

If Leos regretted it openly, then he regretted it secretly.

Obviously.

He is the eldest.

At that time, it was time to set an example...

"I said you are all crazy." Chirchak shook his head repeatedly: "You have obviously come back. Now that things have happened, you should not go back."

"Then what if?" Malusiel asked.

She put her hands on her hips and looked at Chilchak: "How many winds and rains has Jon helped you withstand along the way? Who do you hide behind every time you encounter danger?"

Chirchak:…

Look at the gems, and look at the faces of my companions.

He gritted his teeth.

But in the end, he sighed in frustration.

"At least let me send this harvest to my wife and daughter."

The words just fell.

He covered his forehead helplessly: "I have already organized the store. I can directly become the boss when I retire. I am only twenty-nine years old this year, and I can live for at least twenty-one years."

After hearing this, Malusiel patted Chilchak on the shoulder comfortingly: "Sometimes living so long is not a good thing. To be honest, if you can die at the most brilliant time, it is better to be in peace with you." With familiar companions, I feel this life is worth it.”

Chirchak complained: "Arrogant longevity species!"

Never mind arrogance or not.

Malusiel was quite happy at this time.

It is rare to reach a unified opinion.

She really thought that after experiencing so many unforgettable adventures, it wouldn't matter if she died on the last one.

Very romantic!

As soon as they made up their mind, Mislen and his canary team suddenly approached.

"Are you going back to the deepest part of the maze again?" he asked.

Today, Mislen is no longer mutilated. Not only has his desire returned to normal human levels, but his lost organs have also been repaired.

After all, Maruthil was a half-blood elf, and her education made her naturally shorter than these genuine elves. But she held the staff and said hesitantly: "Yes... so what?"

"Speak politely, I heard that you also used black magic? Little girl, if the queen knew about it, you would probably be thrown into our team and have a cut on your ear?" One of the dark-skinned elves sneered.

Maruthil became more nervous.

Fortunately, Laos protected his teammates in time: "Do you have anything to say?"

"Regarding Jon and the Lord of the Labyrinth, I agree to turn back immediately." Mislen said expressionlessly: "That guy has just become the Lord of the Labyrinth, and the erosion he has suffered is not obvious, and there is still a possibility of recovery. After a while, the devil's temptation will deepen, and then the situation will be hard to say."

Laios was stunned: "Yes~"

Mislen couldn't hold it anymore, "Don't you consider this and go back to save your companions?"

Laios scratched the back of his head: "To be honest, I didn't think too much, I just felt that Jon couldn't be abandoned like that."

Mislen looked at Laos deeply and said nothing.

A black-skinned elf said to Mislen: "Captain, haven't you recovered? Why are you still so weak and weak?"

Mislen turned around and closed one eye: "I'm used to it."

This reason is so powerful.

It's so powerful that it can't be refuted at all.

Let's get back to the topic.

The underground labyrinth must be returned.

But how to return and who will return is a problem that must be solved.

Laios and his group said that they were determined to rescue their companions.

Mislen and his group also said that destroying the maze was the responsibility of the Canary Team.

As for the rest of the people.

Neither responsibility nor obligation.

Kikuro wanted to join the rescue team, but was stopped by Wuhe. She said that the Hanben family could not be without an heir. If they were killed in the maze, both she and the accompanying ninjas would have to die to apologize.

After much discussion, the final list was simply decided:

More than a dozen people, all of whom headed into the depths of the maze again.

…

…

The lion-headed demon cried, "This is not okay, that is not okay, I obviously changed it according to your wishes."

Jon looked thoughtful: "You don't understand, the feeling I want is hard to describe in words."

"You want colorful black, I really don't know what to do." The lion-headed demon lay on the ground like a mess: "I don't care, do whatever you want."

Jon smiled slightly and opened his collar: "Come on, I'm not the kind of street lamp capitalist who wants the horse to run forward but doesn't give it grass to eat. Eat as much as you can, eat as much as you can."

Hearing this, the lion-headed demon immediately showed a look of horror: "No, no, no, you are too polite."

Jon: "Brother Du Jiba, why are you being polite to me?"

Lion-headed demon: ? ? ?

Is this a matter of being polite or not?

I don't want to eat shit!

Of course.

The former master of the maze had a lot of desires.

That's the taste... Ugh!

No, no, I can't recall.

"Don't say I didn't give you a chance. Even if I gave you a chance, you still can't do it." Jon looked like he was disappointed with me: "Even if I gave you a chance, you still can't do it!"

What else can the lion-headed demon say? He just laughed awkwardly.

Baby felt bitter.

But Baby didn't say anything.

As if that had never happened, Jon continued the previous topic and said: "I'm not saying anything about you, but you don't have any ideas or creativity."

Hearing this, the lion-headed demon was unhappy: "I don't have any ideas? I don't have any creativity? Do you know what this maze looked like before? After my management, what has it become now? Not to mention the largest maze in the world, it can also squeeze into the top ten in terms of scale."

Jon: "You useless thing, what are you proud of for squeezing into the top ten? If it weren't for the fact that we are newlyweds, I really want to punch you."

Lion-headed demon:? ? ?

You kid is really rude.

He was angry.

Very angry.

Furious!

And then...

Nothing else.

Just a simple anger.

To describe it in a not very appropriate way, the Lion-headed Demon now feels like he has spent all his money and emptied the wallets of two generations to buy a fully furnished house.

After getting it, he found out that the fully furnished house was just a model house used by the developer for display.

Not to mention the commercial water and electricity, the windows are leaking.

Just when he was about to ask for a refund, he opened his mouth and found that the sewer pipe upstairs was leaking, and he couldn't tell what liquid was pouring into his mouth unscrupulously.

Don't mention how disgusting it is.

Then, since he is not satisfied with Jon, the master of the maze.

Isn't it enough to kill him?

The answer is no.

Because the identity of the demon has been exposed.

It means that the Lion-headed Demon has no way out.

He is like the poor female college student who was trafficked into the mountains and forced to get pregnant by the idle men in the mountains.

Run, can't run away.

Live, no one to rely on.

It's so awkward.

Up, can't go up; down, can't go down.

"You can't just rest on your laurels." Jon gestured excitedly, "Times are advancing, society is developing, and the reward mechanism of the maze must also keep pace with the times."

Turning back, he looked at his wife: "I'm not saying anything bad about you, but look at the previous design, what kind of design is that?"

Lion-headed demon: "What's wrong with my previous design? Aren't adventurers coming here in droves?"

Jon waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I admit that the setting of the Golden Kingdom is indeed quite attractive, but what about the follow-up? After stripping off the first two layers of gold, what do you have left? No work, no good work! Who will come to this maze among adventurers?"

Lion-headed demon still refused to accept: "What are you talking about? The materials of monsters are not rewards, and the craftsmanship of elves and dwarves lost in this maze is not a reward? What's more, there are so many lost magics."

Jon shook his finger: "You are really unprofessional. This reward has to let the players... Bah, adventurers explore on their own. Can't you design the monsters in the maze to automatically turn into white light after death, drop valuable items, and explode some equipment by the way?"

Lion-headed demon: "Explode equipment?"

When it comes to this, Jon becomes interested "Yes, yes, equipment explosion, think about it, for example, killing a dragon will explode the dragon tooth sword or dragon scale shield, what kind of feeling is that, you can also make some weekly bosses or wild bosses from time to time, put them in specific locations, and let players come to swipe them."

The lion-headed demon pulled the corner of his mouth: "You are talking nonsense again, where are the players from."

Jon: "I see that you don't understand at all~"

"Understand, understand what?" The lion-headed demon felt despised and retorted forcefully: "I understand it very well, okay!"

"Extremely understand? Come, let me see if your development is normal... cough cough, I'm getting off topic." It was almost triggering a silky little combo, Jon stopped in time, changed the subject, and said: "Anyway, I am the master of the maze now, and the appearance of the maze must be in accordance with my wishes. Repair the damaged parts first. For you, this is a piece of cake."

Hearing this, the lion-headed demon had to exert his strength no matter how reluctant he was, and began to focus on repairing the damaged parts of the maze.

…

…

Just arrived at the second underground floor.

Laios suddenly found that the ruins were gradually recovering.

He smiled foolishly.

However, everyone in Jinsi and Xiaoque looked solemn and discussed something from time to time.

"The maze is recovering."

"Damn it, how could it be so fast?"

"There is no explanation for such obvious things."

"It seems that the new master of the maze is more difficult than we thought."

"About this, we might as well ask the guy hanging behind."

After speaking, everyone turned back to look at Hisel who was lowering his head in the distance, thinking about something.

Yes, he came too, and he followed Laos and others on the journey with an unknown purpose.

Mislen shook his head, "The queen has her own decision about that guy. And we cast a special magic on him, he can't run away."

Just talking.

In fact, the wild boar rushed out of the wall.

Rather than wandering around, it was more like a random system generation to come here accidentally.

This guy is also unlucky.

As soon as it was born, it met the Canary Squad, which was responsible for killing monsters in the maze.

Within three breaths, the wild boar died.

However, a strange thing happened. The dead wild boar turned into white light and disappeared, leaving behind a piece of leather armor...