A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Ikari Yuantang was so shocked that he was speechless.

Does he have a temper?

Of course there is.

But does he dare to attack?

Of course I don't dare.

The overall situation is important, the overall situation is important.

Any weak human emotion or negative thought must make way for that ultimate goal.

"From now on..." Ikari Yuantang pushed up his sunglasses: "I will try to appear in front of you as little as possible. But in exchange, you must do your best to drive the EVA."

After hearing this, Shinji felt secretly happy, but also felt a trace of unexplainable regret.

He was thinking, is this really the result he wants?

Unconsciously, the old habit happened again.

Fortunately, Jon promptly reminded:

"Don't give me that youthful confusion thing of yours. It's very annoying to watch."

Shinji:......

Smith Masai Jon Sand.

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Return to the specially arranged room at the base.

Shinji lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling in trance.

"Mr. Jon?" he said.

"What's wrong?"

"Tell me, what is it like to be in love...forget it, pretend I didn't ask." Shinji felt a little embarrassed.

But who is Jon?

He was well-informed and accurately exposed the boy's little thoughts: "You want to fall in love, right? Or more directly, do you want a woman?"

"No, no, I don't have that thought." Shinji denied repeatedly.

It's a pity that the boy's blush was stronger than all his words.

Jon said: "This kind of thing is meaningless if others say it. You have to learn to experience it yourself."

"Experience it yourself?" Shinji murmured to himself.

Jon chuckled: "You are the pilot of Unit 1, and you defeated two apostles in a short period of time. As long as you tell the base, there is no guarantee that they will arrange a girlfriend for you."

Once he said this, Shinji was moved.

But like most minors, he just couldn't pull off that face and said hesitantly: "Don't... stop joking, I don't... I don't want to..."

The mouth is too straight.

Jon had seen this kind of person a lot, and he chuckled and said, "Who do you like? Is it Captain Misato Katsuragi or Dr. Ritsuko Akagi? Kids your age usually like older sisters, right?" "

Shinji was anxious: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Jon: "As a man, just admit it."

Shinji deliberately made an excuse and changed the subject: "I've been very tired recently. Let's go out for a walk tomorrow. Speaking of which, I haven't gone out to play since I came to this city."

Jon: "The decision is yours...but don't you really want to apply to the base and ask the senior management to send you a wife?"

Shinji: "Ahhhh! I'm so sleepy. I want to sleep."

It just so happens.

School is closed on weekends.

After saying hello to the base, Shinji put on casual clothes and left happily.

certainly.

As the pilot of Unit 1, covert protection is definitely indispensable.

But Shinji didn't care.

He took the event funds to a movie theater in the city and randomly selected a science fiction movie.

I don’t know if it’s because of the influence of the apostles, but there weren’t many people in the cinema. In addition to the middle-aged uncle who was lying on his back, there were young lovers who quietly got together and started eating each other.

Shinji wanted to relax.

After seeing this, I can't relax anymore.

He crossed his arms across his chest angrily.

When Jon saw it, he smiled and said, "Why don't you go over and politely ask if you can let me join you?"

Shinji was dumbfounded: "This... this is not good..."

If you think about it, this would be too annoying.

"People are deliberately performing for you, so you have to endure the nausea and remain indifferent. Then my evaluation is that the audience is not as good as the actors. Try to be an experiential person and enjoy a new life."

Mr. Jon’s words are still as philosophical as ever.

As the saying goes, it is not easy to learn well, but it takes only a moment to learn bad.

Shinji knew that this was wrong, but he just wanted to see what the couple would do when faced with such a situation.

So he plucked up the courage and nervously came to the young man who was gnawing at each other passionately.

Nor spoke.

Just looked at it steadily.

Who can you be a good person if you kiss and touch him in a movie theater?

The man with the nose ring looked at Shinji coldly, "Kid, do you not want to live anymore?"

Shinji subconsciously took a step back.

Then he mustered up the courage and said in as calm a voice as possible: "Please respect the order in public places, it is affecting my movie viewing."

Huang Mao smiled.

The hot girl in Huang Mao's arms also smiled.

Weird things happen every year.

Especially this year.

After finally getting out of the shelter, I couldn't hold it in anymore, and I met a nosy kid.

OK OK.

I think you are quite pretty too.

It's better to stay...

Thinking like this, several men in black wearing headphones suddenly surrounded him from all directions.

Shinji was startled.

But after listening to Jon's explanation, he felt relieved.

"Please don't do anything to make things difficult for us." The leading 'bodyguard captain' said in a low voice.

Shinji opened his mouth.

Following the method that Mr. Jon taught him, he suddenly snorted: "So, you are teaching me how to do things?"

"Don't dare." The bodyguard captain was frightened.

Shinji crossed his arms and said, "This rare vacation has ruined my good mood. When my mood is bad, my state will be bad. When my state is bad, I won't be able to drive well. You must also know the consequences of my not being able to drive well." ?”

The bodyguard captain's breathing became a little heavier.

He glared at Huang Mao angrily.

"Because of you, humanity almost went extinct!"

Huang Mao:? ? ?

Where is this?

But he figured it out.

Shinji's origin must be extraordinary - just kidding, would ordinary children take so many bodyguards with them when they go out?

Can't afford to offend.

Huang Mao and Hot Girl quickly ran away.

Shinji, however, lost interest in continuing to watch the movie.

After dismissing the bodyguards, he wandered around the city aimlessly.

It's big and beautiful.

My heart is also empty.

He found that apart from driving EVA, there seemed to be no other pursuit in life.

Tell the truth.

The fate of mankind and the continuation of civilization, he doesn't really care about these things.

Someone just made him come.

Someone asked him to drive the EVA.

So he did.

Although Mr. Jon's protection made the process more enjoyable than expected.

But at the end of the day.

He is like duckweed...

"Mr. Jon, I want to fall in love." Shinji suddenly spoke as he watched the sunset.

"Let's talk." Jon's attitude was very casual.

Shinji said: "But I don't know who to look for? I don't seem to have any particular girl."

"If you don't particularly like them, it means you like them all. Then I have to tell the stories of the harem kings, Rito and Makoto...Sorry, sorry, the one in the back has been beheaded."

Shinji:? ? ?

Jon added: "By the way, do you like men or women?"

Shinji:! ! !

"Of course it's a woman, Mr. Jon, how could I like a man?"

"Try it, you won't suffer any loss if you try it."

"You're still too stuck on race. Don't just focus on organic things. You have to try inorganic things too..."

"I think Unit 1 is also pretty and charming."

Mr. Jon is just so amazing.

Talking to him always makes you forget your own troubles and sorrows.

Shinji suddenly felt that he was simply disturbing others.

It's just a love affair.

Then talk!

Of course, Unit 1 and the like are definitely not within the scope of defense.

Although the eldest sister is pretty.

But he didn't have the confidence to treat it with a normal heart.

Pick and choose.

Shinji decided to start with his classmates.

for example……

Ling Boli goes to and from school with him every day.

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"What? Say it again."

Listening to the report from his subordinates, Ikari Yuantang could no longer remain calm.

Although he and Shinji had promised before that they would appear in front of each other as little as possible. But when he heard that that bastard was going to attack Zero, even he couldn't keep calm.

Deputy Commander Kozuki Fuyuzou also pinched his eyebrows: "So adolescence is really..."

"I can't let this happen." Ikari Yuantang said.

After saying that, he hurriedly walked outside.

other side.

Shinji held the flowers he bought from outside and stood in front of Ayanami Rei, "Lingbo-san, please date me."

This trick was taught by Jon.

Regardless of who the opponent is, just hit the ball with a straight shot, it's simple, rough and easy to use.

Ayanami Rei was expressionless.

She looked at Shinji without saying a word.

Like an emotionless puppet.

Shinji was extremely nervous.

This is the first time he has confessed his love to a girl in his life.

The people around were dumbfounded.

In particular, Misato Katsuragi, who was in charge of these EVA pilots, said with a look of disbelief: "You and Zero have only met a few times, and you are going to confess your love?"

Shinji scratched his head: "Mr. Jon taught me to have sex first and then have sex. I don't quite understand what this means, but Mr. Jon will definitely not lie to me."

Misato Katsuragi:……

Damn it, that guy who harmed innocent young people, do you dare to come out of Shinji's body?

What a good child, but he has been spoiled!

Ayanami Rei was confused by what was happening in front of her.

Fortunately, at this time, Ikari Yuantang appeared.

The man in sunglasses came over with heavy steps and grabbed Shinji's flower: "Shinji Ikari, what are you doing?"

Shinji felt a little guilty, but Ling Ran said without fear: "Confess."

"You kid, you kid really pissed me off!" Ikari Yuantang broke his guard.

It’s not good to look for anyone, you have to look for ‘zero’.

Shinji frowned and said, "Lingbo-san and I have the same fate. She and I should be able to talk."

"No, if I say no, I can't!" Ikari Yuantang yelled angrily.

Shinji wanted to say something else.

But when he heard the voice in his head, he suddenly gave up and took the bouquet from Ikari Yuantang, "Since you don't agree with my falling in love with Lingbo, then I will go find Unit 1, who will be Unit 1 in the future. My wife!”

Ikari Yuantang:......

Others:…

My mother tongue is speechless.

Although it is adolescence.

But you are too rebellious.

Can you even say that you think Unit-00 is your wife?

Ikari Yuantang felt pain in his trigeminal nerve, and his head hurt so much that it was going to explode.

Ayanami Rei opened her mouth.

But in the end, nothing was said.

"In short, you are not allowed to take action against Zero, and you are not allowed to take action against Unit-1!" Ikari Yuantang gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

He felt that many eyes were focused on him, and every line of sight was asking: How do you educate your children?

Shinji curled his lips.

Then, he was stunned for a moment.

A look of hesitation flashed in his eyes.

He muttered a few words in a low voice, and suddenly lowered his head.

"This performance, this behavior, is not good, Jon is coming out!" Katsuragi Misato was the most alert.

Unfortunately, she reminded too late.

Taking advantage of everyone's unpreparedness, Jon jumped to Rei Ayanami and kissed her suddenly.

Boo~

Yo, it feels good.

Rei Ayanami blinked her eyes, as if she couldn't understand Shinji's state at all.

Ikari Gendo's heart stopped suddenly, and he quickly ordered the people around him: "Stop him, stop him quickly!"

Unfortunately, Jon was as agile as a monkey.

Ordinary people's skills are not enough in front of him.

Xiao Kai is not Kai.

Golden fighting spirit emerged.

His figure was as fast as lightning.

All the beauties present, one by one, were killed by poisonous hands... uh, poisonous mouths.

Many things are like this.

Kissing one is also kissing, kissing a group is also kissing.

Why hide it?

Come openly.

Shinji is happy.

Because he and Mr. Jon felt the same.

Jon was happy.

Because it was fun to do this, and it made him happy physically and mentally.

Even some of the people who were kissed were happy.

After all, Shinji was good-looking and an excellent pony.

The only one who was unhappy was probably Ikari Gendo.

He didn't have a heart disease, but he was almost angry enough to have a heart attack!

"Stop him, stop him..." the base commander said weakly.

Watching 'Shinji' jumping up and down.

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...

The farce finally ended.

Shinji was severely criticized.

And then...

There was nothing else.

What?

The hero who fought against the apostles and saved mankind would not even allow this little willfulness?

Shinji lay on the bed again, recalling the touch of his lips during the day.

This kid was gradually led astray.

After losing his first kiss, he even began to think about what it would be like to fall in love with Unit-01.

"Mr. Jon, can organic and inorganic matter really be together?"

"You haven't seen people marrying action figures, but at least you've seen people marrying inflatable dolls."

"No..."

"Then you're still too normal here, too conservative. My opinion is that it's not crazy enough."

"Crazy?"

"To abandon rationality is the real joy. You are under so much pressure. If you don't make a fuss, you will easily become a psychopath."

"That's true. I feel a lot less pressure."

Shinji laughed.

He said, "It's great that my first kiss was with Ayanami."

Jon was silent for a moment, then smiled, "Have you noticed that you two actually look a bit alike?"

"Really? No." Shinji didn't think much about it.

"If you say no, then no." Jon didn't say anything more.

Shinji rested his arms on his head: "By the way, has Rei Ayanami agreed to my confession?"

"I don't know, you can try tomorrow. Aren't you two in the same class? Tomorrow morning, you can go to the school gate and wait for her to see if she is willing to hold your hand."

Shinji: "Good idea!"

But the next day.

The plan still can't keep up with the changes.

Shinji waited for a long time, but didn't see Rei Ayanami.

It was not until class that he learned that Rei Ayanami had asked for leave today.

But surprisingly.

Suzuhara Touji and Aida Kensuke, who had attempted to bully in school before and were killed in return, took the initiative to find Shinji.

The two started from zero frame, and a word "Private Marseille" was thrown over.