A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 982 The chef wants to cook

Break defense.

Break the defense!

Ikari Yuantang's pace is getting faster and faster.

Ayanami Rei...

But a clone mixed with his wife's DNA.

Shinji wants to live with her.

Isn’t it chaotic? !

When I think about this sad fact.

Many complex emotions are boiling in my heart like seasoning.

Responsibility, possessiveness, escape, fatherly love.

Ikari Yuantang felt like he was going to explode!

He arrived at Shinji's residence as quickly as he could in his life - this was the best place in the entire base.

In order to please Shinji and the pilot of Unit-1, he did not hesitate to give this place to Shinji.

However, facing the tightly guarded iron gate, Ikari Yuantang sadly discovered that he, the commander, did not have the right to pass.

"Asshole!" Ikari Gentang roared angrily, and kept banging on the iron door: "Come out! Shinji Ikari, come out!"

inside the door.

Shinji seemed to hear something, and asked in confusion: "Mr. Jon, did you hear anything?"

Jon was silent for a second and chuckled: "I don't know, maybe some wild dog is incompetently furious."

Shinji said 'oh'.

He raised his eyes and looked at the girl opposite.

Ling Boli still had the same poker face, as if the ice would never melt.

"Although I brought Lingbo-san here on impulse, how will it end next?" Adhering to the principle of 'Ask Jon when you are in trouble', Shinji asked frantically in his heart.

"How do you end it? Get a chicken chop. My suggestion is to make it special."

So vulgar.

Three question marks appeared above Shinji's head.

Hesitantly said: "Isn't this...isn't this good?"

"No, buddy, can you stand up for once? You obviously have the potential to become the king of the harem, but you still pretend to be your mother... I'm sorry, I'm a little excited."

"You also know that I am an outspoken person, and I can't bear to see others being cowardly."

After pondering for a moment, he said again:

"If you don't come, I will come instead. I won't have any psychological burden."

"How can that be done?" Shinji immediately retorted.

Although he didn't understand what Ku Zhu and Huang Ma meant, Shinji instinctively felt that something was wrong.

Jon sneered: "After talking for a long time, don't you still want to go into battle in person? Then stop pretending and follow your heart."

"But Lingbo-san...Lingbo-san won't agree, right?" Shinji said weakly.

Want it, want it, and want it.

I've all been fooled by this kid.

"Don't ask me, I'm not the tapeworm in her nipple, how would I know?"

Shinji: "Well, generally speaking, it's roundworms in the stomach, right?"

It's time to talk, but after hanging out with Jon for a long time, Shinji, who is like a good boy, rarely learned to complain.

"Whether the breast cover is good or the belly is good, it's all the same."

"Are you okay? Don't let me look down on you."

Shinji: "I can do it!"

Men, don’t say ‘no’.

Same goes for minors.

Looking up at Ling Boli's cold face, Shinji felt shaken in his heart.

As a young man, you know everything.

I am curious and resistant to that aspect, eager and shy at the same time.

I want to "eat", but I can't bear to face it...

But as the old saying goes, what comes comes comes.

Yes, classmate Lingbo is here, why should I be so shy here?

Think so.

So, Shinji mustered up the courage to ask: "Lingbo-san?"

"Yes." Ling Boli responded lightly, Shinji's figure reflected in her red eyes.

"Well...you can do it with me..." Shinji blushed in embarrassment, "You can do...do it with me..."

"What to do?" Ling Boli asked in a calm voice.

Shinji: "Do...cook."

At the critical moment, someone still gave up.

He really didn't have the face to tell the dirtiest fantasies in his heart to the girl in front of him.

Hearing this, Ling Boli nodded and stood up gently: "Although I'm not very good at it and don't have much confidence, I am willing to try my best to make a normal meal."

Shinji buried his head very low, like an ostrich escaping from reality, and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito: "Then I'll trouble you."

Ayanami Rei nodded.

However, she didn't know that at this time, Shinji was suffering from Joe's endless ridicule in his heart...

"Hahahaha! When I asked you to cook, you didn't really cook. The little chef really made me laugh to death."

"It's just one last step, and you're still scared? All I can say is, you're worthy of me."

"You deserve to be hugged and hugged, and you can't be the hero of a harem comic."

"If I give you a chance, you won't succeed. If I give you a chance, you won't succeed! Next time something like this happens, let me do it. I'll show you my skills."

"Watch and study hard, do you understand?"

Shinji blushed and forced his respect: "The time is not yet ripe, understand? I need a romantic atmosphere, and then..."

"I understand, I understand, precious 1st, I understand so well."

"You can't cook without an environment. Brother, don't you understand what outdoor AVI is?"

"Okay, that's what the little chef thinks..."

"But don't blame me for being ruthless, buddy. If you hesitate any longer, I will grow horns on my head."

Shinji:? ? ?

Blessed as the soul.

He understood what Jon's words meant.

I can't help but fantasize in my heart.

Watching Mr. Qiaoen and classmate Lingbo cook, don’t do that kind of thing!

But then again.

Mr. Jon seems to have no body of his own, which means that in the final analysis, he still has to use his own body to complete the banquet.

Thinking about it this way, there seems to be nothing unacceptable.

Shinji touched his smooth chin, raised the corner of his mouth, quickly lowered it, and raised it again after a while.

Over and over again, I don’t know what is going on in my little head.

Unknowingly, he seemed to have awakened a terrible hobby.

It’s a coincidence——

Ling Boli just walked into the private kitchen.

The radio in the house rang.

Cold and ruthless electronic sound.

But it contains Ikari Yuantang’s strong personal emotions.

[Little bastard, I’m warning you, don’t do anything weird to Zero. 】

"This tone is that of Dad... No, it's Lao Deng!" Shinji seemed to understand something, and his face darkened: "Why does he interfere with whoever I associate with? He clearly ignored me before, but now he pretends to be nice. Father’s face is so… so…”

"Swear, don't hold back."

"How fucking disgusting!" Shinji roared angrily, as if all the burden was lifted, "What is he talking about? Who is he warning! Do I look like that frivolous person?"

"You don't look like it, but I do." Jon complained accurately.

Shinji suddenly fell silent.

This is often the case with some things. The more you don't let him do it, the more he wants to do it.

This is true for adults with self-control, let alone adolescents like Shinji.

After being silent for a long time, he snorted, stood up suddenly, and walked quickly to the kitchen with a determined expression.

Damn it, I'm showing you how bold I am today, old guy, stop me if you can!

Ling Boli is washing vegetables.

Caught off guard, he felt a pair of hands hugging his waist.

There was a hint of confusion in her eyes.

Shinji whispered in the girl's ear: "Don't look back, just enjoy it quietly."

A look of hesitation flashed in Ling Boli's eyes,

I don't know what she was thinking.

I really don’t resist anymore.

Shinji's mood was subtle.

I don’t know why, but there is always a reassuring feeling in hugging Ling Bo.

"The breath of maternal love~"

Shinji couldn't help but retort in his heart: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"whee."

Look outside the door again——

Ikari Yuantang kicked the iron door in front of him again and again, until the handle was swollen, but there was still no movement from the heavy iron door.

He was breathing heavily, a drop of hot sweat dripping from his forehead.

"If this continues, it will become the worst-case scenario."

Taking a deep breath, Ikari Gendo was considering whether to forcefully order the command room to convey his words and force Shinji to open the door.

But thinking that the future of mankind should not be delayed by such trivial matters, he seemed extremely troubled.

Fortunately, the staff member who followed him provided him with a spare key to Shinji's residence.

Ikari Yuantang grabbed it and couldn't wait to open the iron door. He didn't even change his shoes and rushed into the house!

No one in the bedroom?

very good.

But I can't be completely reassured yet.

Go to the bathroom again.

No one.

Ikari Yuantang's worries were half gone.

But when he got to the kitchen, what he saw in front of him was so dizzying.

Why are your mouth and hands so dishonest?

There is still Zero, won’t you resist!

you……

What are you doing!

Thoroughly red warm.

Warning, warning!

The furious Ikari Gendo shouted and rushed over, trying to separate Shinji and Ling Boli.

However, Shinji had already been reminded by Mr. Jon, and he dexterously hugged Ling Boli and moved to his side.

Ikari Gendo jumped into the air, feeling like his brain was going to explode. He pointed at Shinji and said, "Let her go, let that girl go!"

If you ask me to let go, I will let go?

Shinji became more stubborn and sneered, "I don't."

While talking, he did not forget to use his hands and feet.

Although it's not too much, those little hands are indeed dishonest.

Ikari Yuantang's eyes were filled with bloodshot eyes and he yelled: "You bastard, do you know who she is?"

"I don't care who she is? All I know is that Lingbo-san is my girlfriend now." Shinji yelled at his father, holding his neck.

Ikari Yuantang: "I don't allow it. I am the commander and I am your father!"

"If you don't let me and Lingbo-san be together, I won't open EVA." Shinji played a big card.

Ikari Yuantang was anxious: "You can't do it if you like it. If you don't do it, some people can do it! Now, let go of Zero!"

Shinji was silent for a while, seeming to be making up some urgent lessons.

After a moment, he chuckled: "Why are you pretending? Who else can drive Unit 1 perfectly except me? The attacks of the apostles are becoming more and more frequent, and you treat the hope of all mankind with this attitude? What kind of commander are you, and what kind of father are you?" , you are a coward, a coward who claims to be holy and selfless for your own selfish desires!"

It's really Galen's whisper, silence and defense breaking.

Ikari Yuantang was shocked and speechless.

Then, he looked at Ling Boli with pleading eyes: "Zero, that little bastard has gone crazy. Tell me, what is your relationship with him?"

Although her face was expressionless, Ayanami Rei was extremely conflicted at this moment.

On the one hand is the commander whom she admires very much and has a fondness for from the bottom of her heart.

On one side is Shinji-kun, who cares deeply about her and takes the initiative to establish a relationship.

The girl's brain was shutting down, and she couldn't figure out the reason even after hesitating for a long time.

When Shinji saw it, he couldn't help but tighten his hand a little more, "Lingbo-san, you have to think carefully before talking..."

Some things don’t need to be taught, they can be understood in just a few words.

As the saying goes, there is a fine line between genius and madman, and the same is true between the master of suffering and the minotaur.

Ling Boli felt the touch on her body, and her heart, as calm as stagnant water, moved inexplicably.

He lowered his head and said, "I am Shinji-kun's girlfriend."

Click——

Ikari Yuantang’s sunglasses were broken.

Just wanted to say something.

Suddenly, alarms went off.

He quickly changed his words: "Stop kissing me, hurry up and change into combat uniforms!"

The alarm is an early warning of the coming apostles.

Ikari Yuantang suppressed the anger in his heart and deliberately did not look at the little bastard Shinji. He lowered his voice and said to Ling Boli: "The overall situation is the most important thing. You should go to Unit Zero immediately and be on standby."

"As for Shinji..." He had an extremely complicated expression: "Go to Unit 1, the battle is about to begin!"

…

The battle is indeed about to begin.

The apostles always arrive without warning.

"A UFO is approaching. I'm afraid it's the Fifth Apostle."

After returning to the command room, Ikari Yuantang sat on the chair panting, hearing the lifeless report from his old partner.

Taking a deep breath, he said: "Zero and Shinji are ready to attack, and all personnel have entered the first alert state."

"Shinji, let's not mention it. Zero's synchronization experiment is not complete, right?"

Ikari Gendo: "Zero is just a backup plan. I didn't plan to put her into the battlefield from the beginning. The main force to fight against the apostles is Unit 1."

"That's it, as long as you know what's going on." Deputy Commander Kozuki Fuyuzou put his hands behind his back and said, "I hope Shinji can defeat the apostles this time and help mankind overcome the difficulties."

"He will do it. He must be able to do it. After all, we will give him whatever he wants. If we can still lose..." Ikari Yuantang didn't know whether he was complaining in a low voice or deliberately saying it to others, with a face He seemed full of resentment.

Gengyue Dongzao took a deep look at Ikari Yuantang and said nothing.

Ikari Yuantang patted his face, forcing himself not to think about what was and was not, and turned to the microphone and asked: "How is the debugging of Unit 1?"

[It went very smoothly. We can attack in about three minutes. 】

Hearing this, Ikari Gendo nodded, and did not forget to tell him: "Shinji will leave it to you, but we can't slack off on Zero's Unit Zero. We have to be prepared with both hands."

【clear. 】

Outside the third New Tokyo City.

The dark blue octahedron made a strange buzzing sound and moved rapidly in a certain direction.

The progress of the fifth apostle, the Thunder Angel, was observed on the big screen.

Shinji in the cockpit moved his neck: "I'm ready and can send it out at any time."

There was a moment of silence.

System tone rang in my ears.

[Unlock the first locking bolt]

[Release the second restraint]

[Unit No. 1 launch preparation completed]

[Countdown to three seconds, 3...2...1...]

[Unit No. 1, attack]