A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Said it was coffee.

Really just drink coffee.

Too plain, too bitter.

No milk at all.

Seeing the two women holding coffee cups and drinking with gusto, Jon couldn't help but sneer.

Sit there and say nothing.

Silence is my attitude.

Seeing this, Misato Katsuragi asked curiously: "Why don't you drink?"

Blinking her eyes, she smiled: "Are you afraid we'll poison the cup?"

"Whether it's poisonous or not is another matter. The main reason is that I don't like this bitter stuff." Jon said in his usual tone: "It's okay if you want me to drink it, just give me milk."

Um?

I suspect you were driving, and I have actual proof!

This is not easy to say.

The atmosphere became a little weird.

Ritsuko Akagi put down the cup, "As for the milk, someone will deliver it right away. But rather than these trivial matters, I want to talk to you about other things."

"Let's chat." Jon said nonchalantly.

Ritsuko Akagi opened the folder and took out a pen from her breast pocket very naturally: "In other words, you are willing to communicate with me. Very good, then my first question is..."

"Just wait for me for a while." Jon waved his hand and interrupted the other party.

Ritsuko Akagi: "What's the matter?"

"You don't call this communication, you call it interrogation. Please, beauty, I'm not your prisoner. Of course, if you want to play some special games, I won't refuse." Jon pointedly said Wink.

certainly.

With Shinji's appearance, it would be somewhat inconsistent to make such a provocative move.

Ritsuko Akagi tapped the folder again and again, and whispered: "You are right, you are indeed not my prisoner."

Jon continued: "Okay, you ask me a question, I ask you a question, and everyone asks and answers, it's fair and just."

Ritsuko Akagi: "Okay."

As soon as she finished speaking, Misato Katsuragi pulled her quietly: "Isn't this bad? What if the secret is leaked..."

The words were not finished, but the meaning was quite obvious.

Ritsuko Akagi cast a reassuring look: "Don't worry, leave it to me."

I don’t know if this is a common problem among scientific researchers.

Their high IQ gives them blind confidence and they feel that they can cope with any situation.

A trace of amusement flashed in Jon's eyes: "You chose this."

As he said that, he spread his hands and said, "Beauty first."

Ritsuko Akagi pondered for a moment and said, "My first question is, do you have human gender recognition?"

"Huh?" Before Jon could answer, Misato Katsuragi let out a strange cry first.

What kind of problem is this?

Is this question important?

What's the use of finding out whether that guy is a boy or a girl?

Ritsuko Akagi frowned slightly: "First Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi, leave this to me, please keep quiet."

Even though Misato Katsuragi had a thousand words in her heart, she could only shut up at this time. But he still silently reminded Akagi Ritsuko with his eyes, telling her not to get hung up on trivial matters.

Jon looked to his left, then to his right, and smiled: "Is it my turn to speak now?"

"You can speak at any time." Ritsuko Akagi showed a serious expression.

Jon pointed to himself: "I, Jon Joestar, have long blurred the boundaries of human gender. But if you insist on it, I should be considered a man."

Ritsuko Akagi keenly captured the key information and said suspiciously: "In other words, you are not a human being."

Please, sister, what is there to ask about such an obvious thing?

Misato Katsuragi was going crazy.

Jon looked at this beautiful researcher in a different light, and the old god said: "It's not in compliance with the rules. You asked me a question, and you must answer me a question before you can continue to ask questions."

Ritsuko Akagi's tone paused.

Jon looked the other person up and down, and asked casually in a chatty tone: "What are your measurements?"

Ritsuko Akagi answered truthfully.

Katsuragi Misato was dumbfounded.

The questions this guy asked were so boring...

The questions continued.

"My question is still the same as before, are you not human?"

Jon smiled: "Of course I am a human being, just a human being who has mastered special powers."

Ritsuko Akagi: "Special power?"

Jon: “That’s something else.”

Ritsuko Akagi remained silent.

Jon: "So my second question is, what's the color today."

It sounds a little weird at first.

After thinking about it carefully, I figured out the taste.

Ritsuko Akagi said solemnly: "Black."

"Wow." Jon pretended to be surprised.

Ritsuko Akagi pinched her eyebrows: "Time is running out and the battle is imminent, so I will keep the story short. My last question is, who are you? Or, can you be called a human being after mastering the special category?"

"Why am I not a human being? Being able to communicate with you here means that I have the most basic intelligence, and in terms of stance, I am more inclined to be human in a broad sense." Jon did not continue at all and said to himself: "Don't think about some messy problems all day long. Resisting the invasion of the apostles and completing the plan is what you should do most."

Ritsuko Akagi:! ! !

That plan, he also knew that plan?

But why.

This shouldn't be the case.

Jon smiled and didn't explain anything.

On the other hand, Misato Katsuragi was confused.

Human beings are just human beings, why are there still qualifiers?

And that plan...what exactly is it?

I don’t understand it at all!

Ritsuko Akagi and Misato Katsuragi looked at each other.

For a moment, I didn't know what to say.

Jon glanced at the clock on the wall, "Do you have anything else to do? If nothing else, I'm leaving."

Ritsuko Akagi actually had thousands of questions in her mind and wanted to get accurate answers.

But thinking about that guy doesn't necessarily mean he's telling the truth.

There is no point in continuing this kind of question and answer.

After thinking about it, I decided to give up.

Misato Katsuragi said angrily: "Why are you leaving? Shinji is leaving, right?"

"It's all the same." Jon blinked: "Or do you want me to leave Shinji's body and really communicate with you face to face?"

You can still do this!

Ritsuko Akagi felt a chill in her heart.

Misato Katsuragi was also too frightened to speak.

If the guess is true.

This man named Jon is an apostle outside the records.

Then they are likely to have to face the ultimate fate of mankind without EVA.

Forget it.

Forget it~

"Please stay with Shinji-kun for the time being, not for anything else, but simply because it is too dangerous outside." Ritsuko Akagi said.

Jon seems to be on the side of humanity now, but who can tell what is actually going on?

Now he lives with Shinji in a parasitic form. If he gets a separate body, who can bear this responsibility if something happens?

For the commander's physical and mental health.

But also for the destiny of all mankind.

It is better to maintain the status quo.

but.

All details regarding Jon should indeed be worked out as early as possible to be fully prepared.

…

…

What was the name of the operation to snipe the Thunder Angels? Jon didn't listen carefully.

Returning to the preparation room, he logged out smoothly and gave up control of his body.

"Mr. Jon, just now you..."

"Did you understand the meaning of our conversation just now, brother?"

"This can't be done."

"It's okay if you can't. Children, don't talk so much. Ask what you should ask, and don't ask what you shouldn't."

"oh."

Wearing combat uniforms full of thoughts.

In the end, Shinji still couldn't hold it back and said: "I feel that the position of human beings and even the recognition of gender are quite important. The only thing that I can't understand is what is the relationship between Miss Ritsuko's measurements and the conversation just now? Is it necessarily related?”

"Um, that's just because I want to have some oral sex."

Shinji:? ? ?

It's an existential crisis, brother.

What a turning point in the fate of all mankind, brother.

At this time, don't pay attention to those messy things.

He felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.

At this moment, Ayanami Rei's voice came from the next door, separated only by a transparent white curtain: "Are you okay?"

Still as cold as ever.

Like a cold spring in deep winter.

Shinji was a little flustered. He suppressed the turmoil in his heart and said, "I'm fine, Lingbo-san. Thank you for your concern."

Ayanami Rei: "That's it——"

After that, there was nothing more to say.

Really looking at the white curtain.

The shadow reflected above is graceful.

To be honest, people watching are eager to move.

He couldn't help but wonder, if the living father hadn't interfered with the situation and Thunder Angel had come half a day later, would he have already cooked the food?

The atmosphere at the time was all set there.

We discussed cooking skills in depth on the spot, and I guess Lingbo wouldn’t refuse.

How abominable.

Damn living daddy!

Damn apostle!

I don't know if Shinji's mood was noticed by Ling Boli. The girl who had changed into battle uniform suddenly turned around and said, "When we fight later, just try your best to protect yourself. It's a rescue mission..."

"I will do my best to complete the rescue mission, don't worry." Shinji slapped his chest, showing the unique self-esteem of an adolescent boy.

Ling Boli said nothing.

But Shinji vaguely felt that the girl not far away must be in a good mood?

Unit 1 and Unit 0 were successfully launched.

However, the agreed combat time had not yet arrived, so the two of them sat down on the high platform outside and waited quietly for instructions to arrive.

Perhaps because he felt that he couldn't be idle like this, Shinji looked around and took the initiative to talk: "Speaking of which, I don't know why you want to drive the EVA, Lingbo-san?"

After pondering for a moment, he added, "Did my father force you to do it?"

Lao Deng, you are doing a lot of harm to people!

Specializes in killing young boys and girls in their blooming years.

Shinji became extremely angry when he thought of this.

Ling Boli hugged her knees and said calmly: "No, it's the bond with everyone... That's why I can drive EVA."

Bond?

To be honest, I don't quite understand.

Shinji scratched his head: "The only person close to me is probably Mr. Jon. I'm ashamed to say that before this, I didn't even have a single friend."

Ayanami Rei looked at Shinji: "The Mr. Jon you are talking about is the one in your body..."

"Yes, he really helped me a lot, and I'm really grateful to him." Shinji seemed to be a different person, his whole face became brighter.

Ayanami Rei was surprised by this change and wanted to say something, but she was not good at words. In the end, I could only express my envy with my eyes.

Time passed little by little.

Rei Ayanami received instructions in her earphones, and she stood up and said to Shinji: "It's time, let's go."

Shinji took a deep breath.

Just kidding, it would be a lie to say that he is not nervous at this time.

Although the important task of sniping the Thunder Angel was given to Unit 0 this time, but with Mr. Jon's previous words, to be honest, he did not have much hope for this operation.

"I can only take it one step at a time..." Shinji muttered to himself.

And made up his mind.

If it really comes to a dangerous moment, I must save Ayanami first.

As for the expensive positron cannon.

What?

I'm really unfamiliar with it.

[It is now close to 0:00:00]

[Operation begins]

Misato Katsuragi's voice came from Rei Ayanami's headset: "Zero, now all the energy in Japan is in your hands, come on."

Rei Ayanami replied calmly: "Okay."

[Starting the first level link]

[Power transmission starts from the 1st to 803rd control areas]

Electronic cannon, as the name suggests, is driven by electricity.

In order to launch it, the whole of Neon must make way for this operation.

Electronic appliances are lined up in rows, from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain.

To put it bluntly, this is all the electricity in the village.

[Maximum power output of the cooling system]

With a command, countless spiral blades began to rotate.

[Positive electron input is smooth]

[Level 2 connection]

[All accelerators start running, forced concentrator starts]

[All power is sent to Futagoyama temporary substation]

[Level 3 connection is normal]

Hearing this, Katsuragi Misato took a deep breath: "Release the final safety device."

[Release the final safety device]

"Unit 0, pull the bolt."

Ayanami Rei calmly drove the EVA and lifted the restrictions on the positron cannon.

[Earth rotation, error correction +0.0009%]

It's coming!

The big one is coming.

It can be said that all the preparations in the early stage are for this moment of release.

In the cockpit, the special aiming aid covered Ayanami Rei's face from top to bottom.

Super aiming has been deployed~

Shinji, who was responsible for the support, obviously felt the tension.

"In case of launch failure, in case of launch failure..." He muttered.

[Level 7 final connection completed]

[The photoelectric transmitting tube began to gather energy, and all energy was gathered to the positron cannon. 】

Ayanami Rei's face still had no expression, her hands were steady, without any unnecessary movements.

[Countdown 7...6...5...]

It was about to be launched.

A panicked voice suddenly came from the command room, "The target has detected a high-energy reaction."

But it was too late to order a stop.

Misato Katsuragi's eyes condensed.

The sound of the countdown was still echoing in her ears.

[4...3...2...1...]

Fire!

Ayanami Rei calmly pulled the trigger.

For a moment, two lasers, one blue and one purple, rushed forward.

However, the guiding currents were opposite, causing mutual repulsion. To put it more simply, there were positrons on both sides, and under the influence of nonlinear effects, the energy interfered with each other.

The attack that gathered the power of the whole country failed to successfully hit the Thunder Angel.

In an instant, the ground shook.

Shinji watched Ayanami Rei being swallowed by the light and screamed miserably: "No!"