A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

What is a person?

Apostle, what is it?

love……

What is it?

Shinji became confused.

Classic lying in bed thinking about life.

"Is it really okay to entrust the fate of mankind to the hands of people like me?" the young man asked the person in his heart.

"Who cares about you~"

"That's too cruel, Mr. Jon." Shinji sighed with a wry smile.

certainly.

This is just a joke.

If there is anyone in the world who is worthy of trust.

That ‘Mr. Jon’ is definitely one of them.

oh.

Now there is another classmate Lingbo.

To be honest, Shinji didn't know how to face her.

He had obviously shown so much courage before.

The relationship had undergone subtle changes, and he began to worry about gains and losses.

After a moment of silence, Shinji asked again: "Why is the Third New Tokyo always attacked by the apostles?"

"Is there a possibility that it is not the apostles who want to attack here, but that the city was deliberately built in a place where it will be attacked."

Shinji: "But why? Wouldn't that cause a lot of casualties in vain?"

"You ask me who I ask?"

Shinji stopped talking.

Today is his last day in hospital.

He will leave the hospital early tomorrow morning and devote himself to training and studies.

Speaking of which, it feels like I haven’t been to school for a long time.

I wonder what happened to the living treasures Suzuhara and Aida?

Long time no see.

I still miss it inexplicably.

…

…

In the dim room, Ikari Yuantang didn't know who he was talking to on the phone.

"I have already spoken to the committee about this issue. The luggage left yesterday and they are now in the Pacific."

The perspective keeps looking upward——

Shinji sat in the military helicopter and looked at Misato Katsuragi with a blank look on his face: "Um, where are we going?"

"Pick someone up." Misato Katsuragi said concisely.

Shinji said "Oh" and murmured in a low voice: "Why should I be picked up? Really, I'm obviously looking forward to going to school."

"What did you say?" Misato Katsuragi suddenly raised her voice.

Shinji hesitated for a second: "It's nothing, nothing."

Misato Katsuragi smiled.

After pondering for a moment, she calmed down her expression: "You must not be allowed to go to school for the time being, or more directly, not allowed to meet Zero. There must be considerations above. As a soldier, you only need to obey orders."

"I'm a pilot, not a soldier." When it came to Ayanami Rei, Shinji rarely had a hard time.

Misato Katsuragi spread her hands: "It's the same, the driver is the soldier, and the soldier is the driver. Okay, don't talk so much, we are here."

arrive?

Shinji looked down.

A fleet of steel battleships lay across the vast Pacific Ocean.

Wait for the helicopter to land smoothly.

Shinji followed Misato Katsuragi off the plane.

There is a vast ocean all around.

The light above the sea was so strong that it made Shinji unable to open his eyes.

The five big and three thick crew members stared at Katsuragi Misato's graceful back and kept whispering about something.

Misato Katsuragi seemed to be used to such scenes and felt no discomfort at all, but Shinji seemed a little restrained. He was stared at by many eyes and didn't even know where to put his hands.

Walk, walk.

Suddenly, a voice sounded in front of the two of them: "Hello, Misato, how are you doing lately?"

Shinji blinked.

Look ahead.

A pair of little red shoes appeared in sight.

Next, there are ruffled white socks and a light yellow dress.

The girl put her hands on her hips and looked confident.

Like a little sun, it exudes a youthful and bright aura from the inside out.

Shinji couldn't help but be stunned.

Misato Katsuragi smiled and said, "Long time no see. You've grown up a lot."

"Of course - and other places have become very feminine." The girl puffed out her chest and showed off her mounds openly.

Katsuragi Misato said nothing and turned to look to the side.

"Shinji, let me introduce you. This is the exclusive pilot of Unit 2, the second disqualified person, Soryu Asuka Langre."

Shinji suddenly came to his senses and said, "Oh."

It is no coincidence that the book is written.

As soon as she finished speaking, a gust of sea breeze blew up, lifting Asuka's skirt, revealing a snow-white tea bowl.

Shinji:? ? ?

This is too polite.

He didn't expect such a turn of events, and was so shocked that he couldn't even speak.

Asuka frowned, suppressed her emotions, narrowed her eyes, and reached out to slap her.

Shinji:! ! !

What's going on?

With quick eyes and quick hands, he ducked backwards, causing Asuka's attack to miss.

"Hey, what are you doing? Why are you hiding away!" Asuka stomped her feet.

"Little Heizi is showing his chicken feet!"

Shinji:? ? ?

Ignoring the voice in his heart and focusing all his attention on his eyes, he said solemnly: "It would be puzzling if we didn't avoid this situation, right?"

"Tch, you've seen it all. It shouldn't be too much to charge you some viewing fees, right?" Asuka rubbed her hands: "Don't worry, I will be very measured."

Shinji tilted his head: "Whether you are reasonable or not is not what I want to see. Do you think I am willing to see it?"

There is no such thing as grievance and cowardice.

The dog-licking turtle boys all moved aside, and now Shinji is a pure-blooded man!

Anyway, he was sincerely disgusted with this kind of strong person who could vaguely see the shadow of his living father.

It's numbing. As soon as the Duozi buff is applied, the bone in the back of the head can no longer be suppressed!

Asuka doesn't care, she still charges Shinji's viewing fee.

Shinji was not used to it, and he put on a fighting stance, with a glint in his eyes - during this period, he not only trained in driving EVA and shooting, but his close combat skills also improved by leaps and bounds compared to before.

Asuka, with her thin arms and legs, what can she do to me...?

Before the thoughts in his mind dissipated, the world suddenly turned upside down, and Shinji fell hard to the ground.

Unfortunately, I once again caught a glimpse of the scenery under someone's skirt.

"It's not enough to just charge a viewing fee." Asuka sneered.

Shinji was panicking inside.

At the critical moment, Feng Ling Yueying... No, Qiao Ling Enying, activate!

As blessed as his soul, his body started to move.

First, he rolled to his side to avoid the girl's stampede, and then he hooked his foot, causing the opponent's center of gravity to shift, causing him to sit on his butt.

Then, he turned over and pressed his whole body on Asuka.

He held down the opponent's hands with one hand, and pinched the girl's face with the other hand: "Do you have the strength to fight me in close combat?"

Asuka was dumbfounded.

Misato Katsuragi was also dumbfounded when she saw the boys and girls playing around.

In just two seconds, offense and defense switched.

She quickly stopped her and said, "Don't be impulsive. Don't hurt Asuka."

Shinji came back to his senses and knew that Mr. Jon had helped him resolve another crisis, and he couldn't help but feel extremely grateful.

Looking at Asuka below him, he frowned and said, "You said you are too arrogant and would hit someone if you say something bad? Now you know how powerful I am."

"Asshole! Get off me!" Asuka gritted her teeth, refusing to give in.

"You apologize first, and I'll come down." Seeing Asuka's reluctance, Shinji's temper also rose.

You are the eldest lady, and I am also the eldest young master.

The entire base is asking, who dares to mess with me?

I dare to fight the commander, let alone a foreign girl like you.

"I won't let go until you apologize." Shinji snorted, secretly increasing his strength.

Asuka: "Go to hell, you idiot, idiot, weakling!"

Such a classic tsundere scolding.

certainly.

Right now, Shinji doesn't have the concept of 'tsundere' in his mind.

So he was very angry.

His expression was distorted with anger.

"The poisonous tongue girl deserves to be crushed by me!"

Asuka: "Do you dare to let me get up?"

Shinji: "Haha."

Seeing that this dispute was going to continue endlessly, Misato Katsuragi had to step forward to smooth things over and take the initiative to set up Shinji.

"You want to go astray! I know, you must want to go astray!" Shinji shouted.

He still wanted to resist, but suddenly felt the softness on his back. His face instantly turned red and he stopped talking.

Katsuragi Misato couldn't help but smile to herself, adolescent boys are really easy to understand.

But this is not the time to talk about this.

After getting rid of Shinji, she breathed a sigh of relief and said to Asuka who got up: "Okay, don't make trouble anymore... Shinji-kun is the third qualified person, the pilot of Unit 1. As comrades, you two must Just have a good relationship.”

"Ah? Why should I be with this guy..." Asuka looked a little embarrassed and said while adjusting her wrinkled skirt.

Shinji also snorted, "Building a good relationship? I don't want to have a good relationship with a wild girl who slaps me in the face whenever we meet."

"Who are you talking about, wild girl?" Asuka was furious.

Shinji: "You are a wild girl!"

Katsuragi Misato pinched her eyebrows helplessly.

OK.

Swear.

Just don't start a fight.

Regardless of whether she was a young girl or not, she walked into the cabin on her own.

Asuka and Shinji looked at each other angrily and followed suit.

…

…

On the certificate, Misato Katsuragi looked sleepy, and the key age, three dimensions, and weight were all blacked out.

Strictly speaking, this is not a qualified document.

However, the captain still did not embarrass her and said calmly: "I thought you were the big sister who came to lead the boy scouts. It seems that I guessed wrong."

Misato Katsuragi smiled and said, "Thank you for your consideration, Captain."

"No, no, I haven't seen children for a long time. Two of them suddenly appeared. I'm actually very happy." The captain said calmly.

Misato Katsuragi heard something, but she pretended not to understand, held up her hat, and said: "Anyway, thank you for helping us transport EVA Unit 2. Here are the instructions for the emergency power socket."

The captain took it, glanced at it, and said in a complicated tone: "Is it possible that you want to activate that giant robot at sea? I did not receive such instructions."

Misato Katsuragi: "Please be considerate, just in case."

"Just in case, we let our fleet come to the Pacific to escort us. Really, when did the United Nations troops become cargo transporters?" The captain finally couldn't help it anymore and complained in a deep voice.

At this moment, the first mate beside him chuckled, "It seems that our functions have changed since the establishment of a certain organization."

Weird and strange.

It's still a very low-level yin and yang spirit.

Misato Katsuragi felt helpless.

But it’s hard to say anything.

"For a mere toy, such a large-scale escort was dispatched. The entire Pacific Fleet was mobilized." The captain looked at Misato Katsuragi, and then at Shinji and Asuka behind her.

"Because EVA is very important. Considering the importance of Unit 2, this is not enough." Misato Katsuragi still smiled.

After the words fell, the atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Misato Katsuragi took out a lot of paper from the folder, "Then, please sign this document."

"Not yet." The captain waved his hand and refused: "Because the No. 2 unit and the pilot of the No. 2 unit were delivered to the fleet by the German 3rd branch, you are not allowed to make your own decisions."

Shinji noticed that when saying this, the girl named Asuka looked very proud, as if she was saying, "You see, my importance."

Katsuragi Misato's eyelids twitched slightly.

However, considering the relationship between the two parties, he still asked calmly: "So, how do you want to transfer Unit 2 and its pilot Asuka to us?"

The captain thought for a while and said: "Our mission will not be completed until at least we dock in New Yokosuka."

The first mate also said: "The sea is within our jurisdiction, please follow our instructions."

Misato Katsuragi nodded: "Okay, I understand."

After a pause, he did not forget to remind: "But if an emergency occurs, please don't forget that NERV has the highest command authority."

The captain and first mate were silent.

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from beside him: "You are still so majestic, Misato."

Shinji turned his head without knowing why, and saw a young man with pigtails standing at the door, looking this way.

Asuka saw her and greeted happily: "Kaji-senpai!"

Bless senior?

Who is it?

Shinji frowned slightly.

After everyone left, only the captain and first mate were left in the cabin.

Look at each other.

The old captain suddenly shook his head: "The world has really changed. Children are actually required to save the world. I heard that the parliament also has expectations for that robot. They blindly trust that kind of toy. What a bunch of fools!"

The first mate sighed: "Yeah, I wonder what the people above are thinking."

On the other side, in the elevator.

"Why are you here?"

"I came here with Asuka, back from a business trip in Germany."

"...I was too careless, I should have thought of it beforehand."

"What? You don't want to see me so much?"

Asuka and Shinji discovered that the relationship between Misato Katsuragi and Ryouji Kaji was a bit subtle.

Moreover, while eating, Kaji Ryoharu kept secretly kicking Katsuragi Misato's calf. The intention of seducing her couldn't be more obvious.

"By the way, Misato, do you have a boyfriend now?"

"That kind of thing has nothing to do with you, right?" Katsuragi Misato said angrily.

Kaji Ryoji smiled and looked at Shinji: "So this kid is the pilot of Unit 1? I heard that he was the one who defeated the apostles one after another before, right?"

Being called out suddenly, Shinji couldn't react.

Asuka first looked at Shinji with doubtful eyes, "Can he really repel the apostles with his weak look?"

Shinji opened his mouth, but for a moment he didn't know how to refute.

Fortunately, he is not alone...

After being reminded by someone, Shinji suddenly spread his hands: "Ah, yes, yes, you are right. How can a person like me defeat the apostle? The Water Angel and the Thunder Angel all depended on Miss Asuka's mouth. Said to quit."

Asuka:? ? ?