A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Suddenly he turned around.

But he saw a man with a beard and glasses, looking at him with complicated eyes.

[Ding, a wild live daddy appears! ]

Shinji was disturbed and got angry.

"What's wrong?"

Ikari Gendō pulled the corner of his mouth and wanted to say something.

When the words came to his lips, he suddenly changed his words: "What are you doing here?"

Shinji was stunned.

No.

I'm an EVA pilot.

I'm also a civil servant with a large establishment.

Isn't it normal to come to work?

He stiffened his neck, "Why can't I be here?"

Ikari Gendō stopped talking.

He looked up and down at his own son, as if observing the changes in the other party.

After observing and observing, he couldn't observe anything, so he couldn't help but push his glasses: "Anyway, you get up first."

"I won't." Shinji subconsciously retorted.

So rebellious, is this puberty?

Ikari Gendō had a headache.

Putting Shinji aside for the time being, he looked at the silent Rei Ayanami.

After thinking about it, he didn't have the heart to say anything harsh, and just said lightly: "Don't have any contact with this kid in the future."

Ayanami Rei remained silent.

Shinji was anxious: "It has nothing to do with you, right? You don't need to care about it."

"Why has it nothing to do with me? You are in the base, and I am the commander of the base. You are the pilots, and I am the boss of your boss!" Ikari Gendō puffed out his chest, trying to show the majesty of the highest commander.

However, Shinji didn't buy it, and curled his lips in disdain: "The base was established to fight against the apostles, and we are the main force to fight against the apostles, which means that you have to rely on us to have your own value, otherwise you are just a madao that can be seen everywhere."

Ikari Gendō: ? ? ?

At this time, Rei Ayanami showed a puzzled expression in a very unconventional way, and couldn't help asking: "Shinji, what exactly is madao?"

Shinji scratched his head, "Well, to be specific, it is the abbreviation of uncle who can't do anything. Maru de da Menao is abbreviated as Madao, that is, MADAO.

Mr. Jon told me this."

Ayanami Rei had a look of "learning".

Ikari Gendo was full of black lines.

How come in the eyes of his own son, I am just a middle-aged woman with nothing to offer?

It's ridiculous!

He glared: "Ikari Shinji, stand up."

Shinji was waiting for this sentence, and he stood up and couldn't help clenching his fists.

Come on.

The second match.

This time, without Mr. Jon, I can beat you into the intensive care unit by myself.

"Zero, there is nothing for you to do here, please leave for now." Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses and took off his coat.

Hearing this, Rei Ayanami stood up respectfully and nodded to Ikari Gendō: "Yes, Commander."

She looked at Shinji.

Shinji showed a reassuring smile.

For some reason, Rei Ayanami suddenly understood Shinji's heart and walked away with the book.

Seeing Rei Ayanami walking away, Ikari Gendō said to Shinji arrogantly: "Asuka called me just now. Originally, I had something to ask you. But now, I decided to educate you well and then ask everything."

Preaching is useless, broken bones are better textbooks.

Shinji sneered: "No wonder you suddenly became tough, it turns out that you deliberately took advantage of Mr. Jon's absence to find trouble with me."

Ikari Gendō was not willing to admit this, and shook his head gently: "I wanted to have a good talk with you, but your attitude was too much, so I thought about fulfilling my father's responsibility."

Father's responsibility?

Don't make me laugh.

Shinji did not hide the sarcasm on his face: "You think of your father's responsibility now? What did you do before?"

Ikari Gendō: "I have to be responsible for all mankind."

"Hypocrisy!" Shinji retorted: "What all mankind? You are a hypocrite. You use others to achieve your goals. You have no heart."

Someone who doesn't even love his own son, how can you expect him to love all mankind?

Only a fool would believe it.

Lies don't hurt people, the truth is the sharpest knife.

Having his secrets exposed, Ikari Gendō suddenly became furious: "I don't allow you to say that, shut up!"

Shinji laughed: "I'm so anxious."

Those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to Qiao are unreliable.

After all, they have lived together for such a long time. Although he sometimes has the confusion and helplessness unique to adolescent boys, in most cases, especially when facing his living father, he can always show extraordinary "combat power".

Ikari Gendō's forehead veins jumped violently, and he threw a straight punch without saying a word.

This is——a blow of fatherly love!

Unfortunately, Shinji is no longer the weak boy when he first entered the base.

His eyes were stern, and he stared at every move of his father. He dodged the attack easily by moving his body to the side.

Unexpectedly, Ikari Gendō's skills were not to be underestimated. After one attack failed to see any effect, he hugged... Hey, he hugged (sound) like this!

Shinji was controlled.

Shinji struggled frantically.

Shinji had an idea.

Shinji began to attack the lower three roads fiercely.

Ikari Gendō never expected that his own son had such a mean skill, and his glasses fell off in shock.

He dodged thousands of times, but still couldn't avoid Shinji's "broken jade hand".

Facts have proved that all men will cry out in pain when they are hit in the vitals, and this cannot be changed by any will or external factors.

Ikari Gendō covered his vitals and lay on the ground.

Shinji waved his hand: "You know how powerful I am, right?"

"You...you damn brat...I...I'm going to beat you to death..." Ikari Yuantang felt that the injury he suffered this time was more serious than last time. He knelt on the ground and couldn't feel any relief for a long time.

Seeing him like this, Shinji felt so beautiful in his heart that he plucked his ears pretending to be bored: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, beat me to death. Next time the apostles attack, you can pilot Unit 1."

Ikari Yuantang said stubbornly: "Don't think that without you, Unit 1 will lose its combat effectiveness. Zero is also qualified to pilot Unit 1."

Shinji: "Oh? Really? Then before I come, why don't you let Limbo-san pilot Unit 1?"

Before Ikari Yuantang could speak, he smiled again: "Don't force it on me with your trick of lying to children. It's true that I am fourteen years old, but I am not a fool. You know some things, and I also You know, that’s—”

As he spoke, he suddenly emphasized his tone: "This base can't do without me! You rotten guy can't do without me! It's you who need me! Not me who needs you! Talk to me again in the future, You better be fucking careful!"

So cool!

It feels so good to say what’s on my mind!

Mr. Jon was indeed right. He didn't say "fuck", as if he lost some momentum.

Ikari Gendo looked at Shinji with disbelief.

Is this still his obedient, sensitive and fragile biological son?

Shinji snorted coldly: "Today I'm going to teach you some lessons. In the future, you should bend down and nod respectfully when you see me."

Ikari Yuantang reacted and said in a complicated tone: "I am your father."

"So what, if you don't raise your child after giving birth, you are worse than a piece of barbecued pork in my eyes." Shinji had already responded and directly used Mr. Jon's classic sayings.

Ikari Yuantang was unable to utter a single word.

After being silent for a long time, he finally corrected himself and said in a pleading tone: "I want to talk to you, give you a chance. The content of the conversation is very important, and may be related to the survival of all human beings."

Shinji raised his eyebrows: "You want to ask about Mr. Jon's ability to possess someone?"

Ikari Yuantang struggled to get up.

Shinji found that the living father's movements were still sluggish, and it was obvious that he had not fully recovered, and he couldn't help but feel a little funny.

Ikari Yuantang was obviously in terrible pain, but he had to pretend that nothing was serious, and said in a deep voice: "This is not the place to talk, come with me."

Shinji shrugged, "Lead the way."

Ikari Yuantang:......

He is said to be like a dog.

But forget it.

This kid is really difficult to deal with now.

It's okay to be taken advantage of verbally.

As long as that plan can be accomplished.

What does this grievance mean?

The two of them walked through the base one after another, and soon came to a secret conference room.

It is said to be a conference room, but it depends on the decoration and special equipment inside the room.

Shinji felt that even if the apostles really broke through the base one day, the place would be safe and sound.

Ikari Yuantang sat down unsteadily, with his fingers crossed in front of the table in a classic posture: "I've wanted to talk to you for a long time, but I never had the chance."

Shinji sneered: "There are plenty of opportunities, but you can't seize them if you don't fight for them. And I found that when you face me, your praised calmness will all disappear. It's because Mr. Jon once beat you into icu, do you always hold a grudge?”

Ikari Yuantang neither admitted nor denied, pushed up his glasses and said: "That kind of thing is irrelevant and has nothing to do with what we are going to talk about next."

"Look, look, I'm pretending." Shinji, the filial son, chuckled: "It's as if you weren't the one who wanted to hit me just now."

Ikari Yuantang: "I just hate that iron cannot become steel, so I lost my sense of proportion for a moment, but I have calmed down now."

calm?

Forced to calm down by broken jade hands!

Ikari Yuantang coughed lightly: "Without further ado, let's get to the point - when did the Mr. Jon you mentioned appear?"

There was no need to hide this question, Shinji said: "Almost two years ago?"

Time is so short!

etc.

In such a short period of time, you trust an unknown creature more than your own father?

You kid has no heart!

Ikari Yuantang still maintained the posture of the devil commander and asked: "Did he tell you personally that he is a high-dimensional creature?"

"I have said it, but I think Mr. Qiao Wen seems to know a lot about human beings and is not as dangerous as described in the textbook." Shinji blinked: "Miss Misato said that he might be an apostle, but I think so The speculation is baseless.”

"What do you think?" Ikari Yuantang asked.

Shinji: "Mr. Jon is here to save all mankind."

Ikari Yuantang:......

Don't believe it.

I wouldn't believe it even to death.

That kind of guy with a bad personality would be nice if he doesn't harm mankind.

Still save?

He sighed: "Listen to me, Shinji. It is too dangerous to allow an unknown creature to parasitize here and there, so the base wants you to cooperate and implement a plan."

Shinji raised an eyebrow: "What's the plan?"

"Catch Jon and trap him in a specific place!" Ikari Yuantang said without any fluctuation in tone, "This kind of unknown factor must be controlled severely."

Shinji was unhappy when he heard this: "Control? Why do you want to control others so much? First me, then Mr. Jon, who is next? All mankind. You just want to control the future of all mankind, right?"

Ikari Gendō: "Stupid, can't you see the harm of that guy? What does parasitic EVA mean? It means that our base is in danger all the time! As long as he gets excited, everyone in the base is a lamb to be slaughtered."

Shinji shrugged: "So?"

Ikari Gendō simply refused to believe his ears: "Even so, you still stand on his side?"

Shinji asked again: "What else?"

He stared at his father and chuckled: "At least when I was confused and helpless, it was Mr. Jon who enlightened and advised me. He taught me the principles of being a human being and let me establish the correct three views. He... He fulfilled the duties that you abandoned, shouldn't I stand with him?"

Ikari Gendō: "You are betraying all mankind, you are a traitor among humans!"

Shinji deliberately yawned: "I like this world very much, but if the world is destroyed one day, I don't care."

Ikari Gendō's eyes flashed with disappointment, but he quickly concealed it.

Pulling out a walkie-talkie from his pocket, he said in a deep voice: "My persuasion failed, you can take action at any time."

Shinji was anxious: "Action? What action! Tell me!"

Ikari Gendō did not speak, but sat quietly: "Since you are unwilling to cooperate, there is no other way. Come with me and wait for the final result of the matter here."

Shinji stood up suddenly and walked towards Ikari Gendō angrily: "You want to harm Mr. Jon, right?"

Ikari Gendō admitted openly: "I can't allow such an unstable factor to exist in this base."

Shinji was so angry that he punched his father in the face and knocked the glasses away: "Why are you... You can do this! The time with the Water Angel, there were also the Day Angel and the Thunder Angel... Without Mr. Jon, the base would have been breached long ago."

"No one asked him to do this, he did it voluntarily." Ikari Gendō's face was visibly swollen: "Since you know that he can leave your body and 'jump around' everywhere, being contained and controlled is the only result."

Shinji gritted his teeth in anger and was about to say something, when a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and the hand holding Ikari Gendō's collar quietly let go: "Contain and control? Why do you think you can contain and control Mr. Jon... It's ridiculous."

"I believe in Dr. Akagi's talent." Ikari Gendō said calmly.

Shinji smiled: "Dr. Akagi Ritsuko? She is too confident."

On the other side.

Jon didn't know that the glasses uncle had a bad idea about him, and was still patiently teaching Asuka how to become a charming woman.

"First, get rid of the tsundere, understand? Get rid of the tsundere! Except for the masochist, no one will like a crazy woman who yells and loses her temper at every turn."

Asuka was not convinced and retorted: "I received a lot of love letters, which shows that there are still many people who like me."

"That's mainly because you are good-looking, and it has nothing to do with your temper. If you change to Bo Gang, I don't believe that anyone will still like the tsundere mountain demon."

Asuka: ? ? ?

However, this guy is a disguised admission that he is very good-looking, right?

Hehe.

I am a little happy to hear it. (End of this chapter)