A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"About why I can use Turtle Style Qigong."

"It's entirely because I have outstanding morals and excellent conduct."

"I'm ashamed to say that when I was young, I also carried a turtle shell on my back and trained with Goku and Klin at the beach."

"Now that I think about it, it's really hard to look back on the past, hahaha."

Inside the house, Jon was chatting.

The other people's eyes looked like they had seen a ghost, and their expressions were extremely subtle.

After an unknown amount of time, Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her gold-rimmed glasses and said, "So, that blue high-energy impact has nothing to do with EVA, it's entirely because of you...

Sorry, what I really want to ask is, what is the upper limit of the power of that kind of clustered energy wave? "

"This varies from person to person. I can't say where the upper limit is, but if you work hard, it will definitely be no problem to destroy a planet."

Everyone:? ? ?

'Destroy the planet'

I obviously know every word, but when put together, it becomes so strange.

Be reasonable.

The moves that can destroy planets are even overkill to kill mere apostles.

No matter what other people think.

Shinji's eyes were filled with admiration.

"Mr. Jon, you are simply... simply..."

After searching for a long time in my mind, I couldn't find a suitable rhetoric.

The young man's face was red, like a groupie who had seen his idol and wanted to give everything.

Mr. Qiao smiled, reserved and not impolite.

Although Shinji looks quite handsome, Jon is not a strange ancestor after all. He will not agree to a simple confession on the football field.

So, he decisively rejected the young man's kindness and said instead: "If you want to learn, I will teach you."

Wait a minute!

Can moves of this level be taught?

As soon as he finished speaking, the expressions of everyone in the room changed again.

There is fear, excitement, and uneasiness.

Jon put his hands on his hips and murmured casually: "My dream is that everyone has books to read, everyone has skills to practice, and there is no future at all in driving EVA. If you want to save yourself, you must first strengthen yourself!"

"Okay! That's great!" Shinji clapped his hands like a little fool.

At this moment, Kaji Ryoji raised his hand with a smile: "Here, here, Mr. Jon... let me call you that. How many similar moves do you know?"

Jon touched his smooth chin: "There are quite a few. I can't even give you examples one by one."

Blessing conscience: "That's it~"

He did not hide anything: "In this case, I think I have to report the situation here to the superiors."

Misato Katsuragi: "Wait!"

"Stop making trouble Misato, you also know what this means. Don't even think about hiding it, you can't hide it either." Kaji Ryoji whistled: "I thought the apostles were the biggest threat to the future of mankind, but I didn't expect that the biggest threat would actually be the same as I was in the same room, haha, it was so funny.”

Katsuragi Misato stopped talking.

However, Jon said with great interest: "Speaking of this lady, did you promise me anything before attacking?"

Misato Katsuragi panicked: "Ale, is this happening? Hahahaha, I don't remember much."

Jon nodded very cooperatively: "So that's it, I just forgot. I thought you were the kind of person who doesn't keep his word."

Misato Katsuragi laughed dryly.

Jon then said: "Hey, don't blame me for turning my back on you."

As soon as she finished speaking, Katsuragi Misato quickly raised her hand: "Yes, yes, there is such a thing. I suddenly remembered it, so please, don't act impulsively and do something that everyone will regret for life."

Shinji:? ? ?

Asuka:? ? ?

This was the first time they saw such an expression on Katsuragi Misato's face.

Jon shrugged: "It's good if you can remember."

Even housekeeping has to pay for door-to-door service. I, Mr. Qiao, shot two apostles to death. Isn’t it too much to ask for some labor fee?

Kaji Ryouji took a deep look at Katsuragi Misato, as if he wanted to say something.

But when the words came to his lips, he changed his words and said: "For the future of mankind, just be aggrieved."

Heartache.

But there was nothing we could do.

Vaguely, he seemed to see Qiao Wen's hair turning yellow.

I couldn't help but rub my eyes.

Everything is back to normal.

Misato Katsuragi didn't know the messy thoughts in her ex-boyfriend's mind, so she said "get out" angrily.

She felt like the princess who went to get married.

Although the person getting married this time is not a human being...

The meeting ended quickly after the war.

Contrary to Misato Katsuragi's expectation, Jon did not take the initiative to say something extreme or ask for something extreme.

Without even looking at Misato Katsuragi, he walked up to Shinji, took advantage of his height and put his hands on the boy's shoulders, and said with a smile:

"Although the battle failed, you were still very successful in finding a way to deal with it before the people in the command room realized the apostles' weaknesses."

Shinji scratched his head and chuckled.

However, in Asuka's eyes, this scene of brotherly respect was more or less abhorrent.

She didn't know where she got the courage to forcefully intervene.

"Hey, let me tell you." The girl pinched her waist and looked like a standard textbook arrogant person. "Since you know how to teach this idiot such powerful moves, you can also teach me by the way."

"By the way?" Jon raised an eyebrow: "By the way, how convenient is it?"

"It's just convenient!" Asuka clearly wanted to learn, but she still looked unyielding.

Being dissolute will give birth to three children, and being arrogant will ruin your life.

Na.

This is the situation at hand.

"Little girl, get out of here, I'm not interested in lolita or anything like that." Jon spoke while making a driving motion.

Are you serious about taking half a step back? A small movement can hurt so much.

Asuka was immediately red and warm.

"Loli?"

She looked in disbelief, patted her chest and said, "Look, I have become a real woman!"

"Oh ~ a real woman." Jon repeated deliberately.

His eyes looked up and down Asuka's body, direct and sincere, making Asuka's hair tremble. He covered his chest with his hands and said, "You...what do you want to do?"

"Look, look, it's urgent." Jon retracted his eyes and said calmly: "Then why are you guarding against me? We are one and the same, have you forgotten? I am afraid that you will be lonely, so I will accompany you. The toilet is coming."

"Ah!!! Don't say any more!!!" Asuka screamed and made a lot of noise.

Shinji looked at Asuka with great displeasure: "Since you hate Mr. Jon and me so much, why bother getting together. Aren't you making yourself uncomfortable?"

Asuka: "It's up to you to take care of it! Do your own thing!"

After a pause, he added: "Speaking of which, if you hadn't been so useless in the battle not long ago, how could I have lost so embarrassingly?"

"Huh? I'm useless!" Shinji laughed angrily: "I'm useless? Which one of us will fall first?"

"I fell first, what's wrong? Putting aside the facts, you are not wrong at all." Asuka emphasized her point of view without any intention of letting go.

"Wait a minute. You are a arrogant person. You are not the one who shocked Chang'an with your first punch and your weird words." Jon pinched his brows helplessly.

Asuka was stunned for a moment and said, "Didn't you tell me about it before? I thought it was quite interesting, so I took it and used it."

I sat up in shock when I was dying of illness. The boxer turned out to be me.

Jon laughed dryly.

Shinji protected his good brother and said, "There is no point in discussing this issue with you. Please leave."

Asuka: "If I don't leave, I won't leave. I'll piss you off. I'll piss you off."

Shinji had never seen such a shameless person. But he was stupid and couldn't speak, and his face was red with anger. The yin and yang weirdness that I was usually good at was completely forgotten at this time.

Asuka proudly put her hands on her hips and kept shouting on the spot: "I'll make you angry to death, just a little bit."

Seeing that this meaningless quarrel was about to end, Jon forcefully separated the two of them with one hand and the other, "I'm talking about you..."

He pinched his eyebrows and said, "We are both adolescent girls and boys, why don't we appreciate each other's strengths?

From now on, you two are not allowed to speak without my order. "

What kind of weird order is this?

Asuka subconsciously wanted to refute.

Shinji looked like a good boy: "Okay, no problem!"

Asuka got excited: "It's okay for you, then it's okay for me too."

The girl put her hands on her hips and snorted in anger.

So classic.

It’s so classic bro!

Jon suddenly became interested and said to Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi who were a few steps behind: "Hey, let this little girl and Shinji live with me. I have a hunch that the three of us will become extremely good friends."

Are you kidding me?

Live with you.

Is this base still good?

Does humanity still have hope and a future?

Katsuragi Misato subconsciously wanted to refuse, but when she met Jon's eyes, she suddenly realized that this was not a request, but an order.

Shinji said "Uh-huh" a few times, raised his hand and said, "Mr. Jon, Lingbo-san, don't forget Lingbo-san."

"Oh, Sanwu, no problem, bring the blue-haired one too." Jon gave Shinji a thumbs up.

Shinji was happy now, "Okay."

On the other hand, a big question mark appeared above Asuka's head.

Classmate Lingbo, can’t he be that guy?

Why between the two of them...

"You may not believe it, but Ling Boli is this guy's girlfriend." Jon smiled and broke the news without hesitation.

"Ah? Why would such a cute child do this! Oh my God, it's totally unreasonable." Asuka pointed at Shinji with a look of disbelief: "He is the only one who can find a girlfriend? That one named Ling Boli really has no vision at all."

Chat is chat.

Why did it escalate to a personal attack?

Shinji's eyes widened: "What do you mean by that? I can't pretend that I can't hear you."

You say I’m okay, but you say my gf is not okay!

"What do you mean? It means literally." Asuka was not to be outdone.

Shinji quit and came up in a hurry.

Then he was pulled away by Jon again.

"She didn't tell you, right? Why are you so anxious?"

Glancing at Shinji's angry expression, Jon said helplessly: "You guys can learn from this in the future. In short, we still have a long time to live together. If there are any problems, we will solve them later."

This future... sounds weird.

I don't know if it was due to the impure thoughts unique to adults, but Misato Katsuragi had a strange expression.

Suddenly, Jon turned around and said, "I almost forgot about you. Come too."

Misato Katsuragi pointed at herself: "Me?"

"Otherwise?" Jon asked.

Katsuragi Misato stopped talking.

……

……

Black technology is awesome.

A normal person may not be able to recover in ten days or half a month, but Ikari Gendō recovered in three days.

It's a bit ironic.

The medical cabin designed specifically for pilots ended up being used the most by the highest commander of the base.

But it doesn't matter.

A real man never takes trivial matters to heart.

After putting on his clothes and his beloved sunglasses, Ikari Gendō came outside.

Back to the operations room.

The deputy commander came up to him warmly and shook hands with his old friend who he hadn't seen for a while: "During the days when you were away, another apostle attacked."

"I know, but hasn't the problem been solved?" Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses and pretended to be confident: "With you here, I have nothing to worry about. Everything is going according to plan."

Fuyutsuki Kozo smiled: "It's really amazing to say that the unknown life form can actually make such an attack. Fortunately, so far, he seems to be on the same side as us."

Ikari Gendō: "Yeah."

Then he reacted, "What?"

Fuyutsuki Kozo frowned: "Don't you know? About the unknown life form codenamed 'Jon', which destroyed the music angel with a higher energy impact than us."

Ikari Gendō felt a little confused.

He knew that the music angel was killed.

But why didn't anyone tell him that this apostle was killed by Jon.

And...

What's the matter with the high-energy impact?

"Are there any combat footage at that time? I want to see it." Ikari Gendō's expression suddenly became serious.

Fuyutsuki Kozo signaled the staff behind him to retrieve the video.

Then Ikari Gendō's face became more and more ugly.

After watching it completely, his whole body was shaking.

"Why did Captain Katsuragi Misato dare to do this? If the target of this high-energy shock attack is our base, has she thought about the consequences?"

Fuyutsuki Kozo did not respond and remained silent.

Ikari Gendō broke his defense and grabbed his hair: "By the way, what exactly is that attack? How can Unit 0 have such a function? This is completely... wrong with modern science. I want to talk to Captain Katsuragi Misato. Where is she!"

"Well." Fuyutsuki Kozo's expression was a little strange: "For some reasons unknown to us, Captain Katsuragi Misato and Shinji and Asuka, yes, and Zero, they live together. I guess they are out shopping now."

Ikari Gendō: ? ? ?

While I was away.

You guys played EVA, right?

Okay, okay. Playing like this...

His eyes were stern: "As a commander, I will never allow uncontrollable things to happen."

"What else do you want?" Fuyutsuki Kozo said: "Last time, Dr. Akagi Ritsuko followed your instructions to capture John. I don't need to remind you of the result. And he didn't have a physical body at that time. Don't forget this."

Ikari Gendo: "Any existence that may destroy the plan is an enemy of mankind. I couldn't do anything to him then, but it doesn't mean I can't do anything to him now!"

After a pause, he said: "Although I am a little reluctant, at this time, maybe I should ask someone to come and help." (End of this chapter)