Chapter 252 Remember, don’t use it for personal purposes!!

[At the same time, an uninvited guest arrived at the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. ]

[“What, committed suicide?! Didn’t I just ask you to bring it back?” Little King Kong’s words were calm with a hint of surprise. 】

[Dragon King Ao Guang curled his lips and turned his head away, not daring to look at Little King Kong: "I... I didn't expect this to happen...! You blame me, hum!"]

[Since it has already happened, Little King Kong can't say anything more: "Oh, forget it! Everyone has their own destiny. No matter what, the future is moving in a good direction."]

["By the way, there is one more thing." Then Little King Kong took out the Dinghai Shenzhen from his ear: "The Dinghai Shenzhen has been used up by Dayu, so I took it back. It just so happens that you haven't been peaceful recently."]

["I'll put it here to help you calm the sea! I have injected the power of gigantism into it. The mantra for scaling is Ruyi, Ruyi, follow my heart, and show up quickly!"]

[While speaking, the Dinghai Shenzhen was thrown out of Little King Kong's hand, so it turned a few times and quickly stretched and grew larger, standing in the East China Sea. 】

【"If a monkey comes to you for it in the future, just give it to him. Remember to ask him to say the formula for releasing Ruyi." Little King Kong did not forget to add before leaving: "Also, don't use it for personal use!"】

【Dragon King Ao Guang's tone suddenly became a little hesitant: "Who... who would use it for personal use... I hate you!!"】

"Where is Nezha?! Isn't he resurrecting? Why did he turn to this place again?!"

"S~! I seem to know something incredible, private use?! Or am I too evil, is it what I think."

"Even the Dinghai Shenzhen is in your hand. Little King Kong, what kind of god have you become from a mortal? You can even take care of this. If a monkey comes to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to ask for it in the future, you will know it!"

Everyone in other worlds felt a little dumbfounded. What a guy! It turns out that forcing Nezha to death was an accident. However, judging from the aggressive aura of the Dragon King before, it doesn’t seem like he wants to bring Nezha back…

Dragon King, your attitude has changed so much! Where is your previous majesty and arrogance? ! Why do you become a spoiled child when you are with Little King Kong? No matter how you look at it, it seems that you are a little bit special to Little King Kong!

And how well does Little King Kong know you? Don’t take this personally. Dragon King, you should be more decisive when you refute it! ! Your hesitant and spoiled appearance is totally unconvincing, so you really can take it personally.

Everyone didn’t know what to say at this time. The image of the Dragon King has collapsed…Although he didn’t have a good image at the beginning, he was hard of hearing, and he was quite conceited.

The World of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven Sun Wukong

"Golden Cudgel?! Will I, Sun Wukong, appear again after that?!" Sun Wukong was busy at this moment. He didn't expect to see the Golden Cudgel in it. Although the style was different, it was obviously related to him.

Does this mean that I, Sun Wukong, also exist in that world? !

Jiang HuaSeeing this, the holy monk shook his head and smiled helplessly: "Wukong, just sit down and watch carefully." The journey to the West was not long, and he was just a little tired, so he just satisfied him.

"Since ancient times, love has been empty and hateful, and this hatred is endless." Bajie began to feel nostalgic again at this moment: "Since the stinky monkey has it, I wonder if I can see my sister Chang'e."

A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes

"Pa——, tell me!! What is your relationship with the Dragon King?!" At this moment, in the Temple of Space and Time, which is Xiao Jin Gang's home, Xiao Jin Gang is suffering the most serious crisis!

"My wife, it's just an ordinary colleague relationship." A red slap mark appeared on Xiao Jin Gang's face, and he quickly started to defend himself.

"Pa——I'm not blind, this is an ordinary colleague relationship?!" Xiao Qing angrily slapped the other side of his face again: "And don't call me my wife! Call me Queen!"

Let's not talk about the family tragedy here, the scene at this time has returned to the side of Tai Er Zhenren.

[“Linglongzi, go to Wulian Pond and pick some lotus and lotus leaves quickly.~” After Tai Er Zhenren put Nezha into the golden elixir, he turned around and told the fat disciple behind him. ]

[Then the scene changed, Tai Er Zhenren put the lotus and lotus leaves he picked on the stone table, used lotus as the head, lotus root as the trunk, and lotus leaves as the hands and skirt. ]

[After looking up and down, Tai Er Zhenren fell into deep thought: "Well, what else is missing?!" ]

[“Master, you haven’t installed these three lotus roots yet?!” Linglongzi pointed to the long and two short lotus roots next to him. ]

[“Well!” Tai Er Zhenren was suddenly startled after hearing this, as if his secret had been exposed. Then he stared at the remaining lotus roots for a long time, and suddenly his face became indifferent: “Oh, Linglong, these three lotus roots are not needed! Go pick two larger papayas.” ]

[The scene changed, and I don’t know how long it has been! Nezha, who was already dead, seemed to hear someone calling him in his sleep: "Nezha... Nezha?... Nezha!! If I don't wake up now, when will I wake up!"]

[Nezha suddenly opened his eyes, looked at his three heads and six arms, and suddenly became terrified, and knocked his head on the head of Tai Er Zhenren: "Oh my goodness! Master, Nezha has turned into a spider...! Nezha hates spiders the most!!"]

[Tai Er Zhenren, who was knocked on the head, had a nosebleed, and spit out a mouthful of blood, then held his head with both hands and kept crying: "Ah... Ugh!!"]

["Uh, what spider?!" Tai Er Zhenren's head was covered with blood, and he looked confused.]

[Nezha, who came back to his senses, looked at his smooth legs, thin body, delicate skin and surging chest! Anyone who saw this would have to call her a beautiful girl, even Nezha, who was sitting duck at the moment, was stunned. 】

【“Hey, how is it, Nezha! Is the new body I made for you awesome?” Tai Er Zhenren took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood off his face. 】

“It’s really amazing!! I have to say that Tai Er Zhenren, you are very knowledgeable. Don’t worry about a few lotus roots.Well! It's more cost-effective to exchange for two papayas. "

"Now Nezha finally realized his wish, no, now it should be said that she has become a normal child, although the gender has changed."

The people in other worlds began to get agitated. They had to say that Master Taier did a great job!! The cute face matched with this figure, it was really amazing.

Now this is right!! What happened to the original King Kong Barbie that was full of disobedience? Now this is called pleasing to the eyes, but although the appearance has changed, the inside seems to have not changed.

Seeing that Nezha could make Master Taier's face covered with blood with a slight bump, and roll on the ground in pain, everyone knew that Nezha's innate strange power had nothing to do with his appearance.

The world under one person

"Master Taier did a great job!! "Zhang Chulan gave him a thumbs up, although he didn't know why he was used to calling Taiyi Zhenren Taier Zhenren.

But it didn't stop him from appreciating Taier Zhenren. I was just saying how the extra lotus root looked like a gun that men must have! Now it's just replaced with two papayas. He really understands it.

Now the Third Prince Nezha has become the Third Princess Nezha.

Prequel to The Lotus Lantern

"Ah... the difference is too big. "Nezha was dumbfounded. Although he knew that the self in that world would also be saved by the master, he never thought of turning into a girl directly!!

Don't throw away this lotus root! Put it back for me. Why did you change it for papaya?! Nezha wanted to cry but had no tears. She suddenly felt that the original appearance of King Kong Barbie seemed to be quite good. At least she was still a man.

Even Yang Chan was surprised. She blushed and secretly cursed Tai Er Zhenren for his immorality. Now Nezha brothers have become Nezha sisters.

A world of 100,000 cold jokes (to read the violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Not bad! Really good." Li Jing, as an old father, personally spoke up and made an evaluation. This should be the original appearance of Nezha.

In his heart, he silently gave a thumbs up to him. Sure enough, this master was not wrong. It was really worth it.

"Master is annoying! This way, I am not a man. "Nezha became a little shy and posed in a bodybuilding pose.

Li Jing looked at Nezha in front of him, then looked at the normal Nezha on the screen, and sighed in his heart.

Forget it! If he has to die once before he can return to normal, then forget it!! It's good enough for him to grow up healthy and happy.

At least now I have briefly experienced the feeling of having a daughter from the video, and it seems that it's just like that? I'm really not used to the look of little Zhazha.

[Tai Er Zhenren saw that Nezha didn't answer, so he ran to Nezha and turned his head to praise him from his original position: "Oh, not bad."]

[At this time, Nezha raised his hand and looked at the muscles on his arm with disgust on his face: "This look is not refreshing at all."]

[Then he changed to anotherposture, his chest trembled, and his face was full of disgust: "The chest muscles are much bigger, but it's a bit of a hindrance..."]

[Tai Er Zhenren sweated coldly, wondering if he had heard it wrong? He asked in doubt: "You... you were very refreshing like that before?!"]

["Let me tell you, your body is made of lotus roots, lotus flowers, and lotus leaves from the Five Ponds in Jin Guang Cave for me! In addition to increasing the upper limit of hpmp, it is much stronger than your original body!"]

["How is it? Not bad!"]

[Tai Er Zhenren had just finished speaking when Nezha accidentally pulled off his right hand, which was still attached to the lotus root, and the air suddenly became quiet. 】

"Hahaha, the slap in the face still comes so quickly, much stronger than before, it turns out that he accidentally pulled his hand off."

"Nezha's aesthetics seem to be a bit distorted, he actually thinks the original look is very refreshing! Look at his disgusted look now."

Everyone gasped at the extremely vivid description of Tai Er Zhenren, it seems that he plays online games a lot when he is free. Even HP and MP are figured out! This is too vivid and vivid, and I understood it all at once.

And this Tai Er Zhenren seems to be a little cute. Seeing that Nezha did not answer, he actually started to ask and answer himself, and praised himself generously.

[Nezha and Tai Er Zhenren began to sweat profusely, and finally Nezha was terrified and held his severed hand: "Master, Master, Nezha's hand is broken!!"]

["Calm down!" Tai Er Zhenren held his head with both hands and was a little flustered: "Don't panic... Anyway, let's find the time machine first."]

[Time Chicken appeared from nowhere: "Why call your dad?"][]

[Tai Er Zhenren complained without hesitation: "Ah! It's not your own poultry!"]

["It's a free-range chicken." Time Chicken's whole body darkened, drawing circles there, and then disappeared here. 】

"Haha, you have to go find Doraemon for the time machine. You only have the free-range chicken Time Chicken. He'll get angry if you say it's poultry."

"Time Chicken, is he going to make me laugh so that I can inherit my Huabei?! Every time I see this little fat chicken, I can't help but laugh."

Everyone looked at Tai Er Zhenren's flustered look and felt that he looked more and more like a certain silver-haired uncle with no moral integrity! He and Sakata Gintoki should have a lot of common topics! At least when something goes wrong, they have the same idea of ​​looking for a time machine as soon as possible.

["Oh, by the way! This is a new ability that the master has added to you. It's called Broken Roots and Silk Connections! Awesome, isn't it." Tai Er Zhenren put Nezha's hand back and began to forcefully deceive him. 】

[Nezha touched his arm "Why does Nezha think this ability is useless?"]

["Practicing well will always be useful. Think about your father. He can even practice a 100% chance of being caught with bare hands into a magical skill!" Tai Er Zhenren didn't plan to say anything more and started to talk about business. 】

【“Okay, let’s get back to the point. Your uncle Jiang ZiYa will soon go down the mountain! You should practice well first. You will help your uncle in three years. "]

[Nezha was stunned for a moment: "Okay, Master, no problem, Master!"]

[Tai Er Zhenren took out a deck of cards like a Doraemon (Zhao Li's) dream: "Then let's start with the first lesson, bridge!"]

[Nezha was puzzled, "Master, what does this have to do with cultivating immortals?"]

["Hehe! It's very important." Tai Er Zhenren, with the device of Yu-Gi-Oh in his hand, smiled proudly: "Summon the Yangtze River Bridge! When this bridge is on the field, all the bridges on the field will increase their lifespan by 100 years. Haha, it's your turn! ! "]

[Nezha hesitated for a moment and said goodbye to his master: "Master, before that, I beg you to let me go back to Chentangguan home to report my safety. Then go back to the cave to practice. ”】

【Master Tai Er put away the cards, indicating that it was okay. “Well, Nezha’s filial piety is commendable. Go quickly and come back quickly.”】

【As Master Tai Er waved his handkerchief to say goodbye, Nezha went down the mountain.】

“It’s really useless to keep in touch with him, but it doesn’t affect his tricking you, little Nezha! This is just an excuse he found.”

“Olewatan! Hiding… bullshit!! What kind of Yu-Gi-Oh are you playing! This has nothing to do with cultivating immortals, and why do you have a Yu-Gi-Oh device in your hand! Where did you steal it from! ”

Li Jing in the world of 100,000 bad jokes directly ignored the unreliable side of Tai Er Zhenren. After all, he saved his son, so other shortcomings didn’t matter.

Now Li Jing was so excited that he shed tears and hugged his eldest son: "Little Zha Zha has grown up and knows to report to Daddy when he goes out. I am so touched."

Let alone Li Jing who was feeling sentimental alone, people in other worlds covered their faces with their hands when they saw this scene of Tai Er Zhenren. They thought Tai Er Zhenren was serious just now, but he broke down in the next second! What kind of cultivation is this...

Whose cultivation is playing Yu-Gi-Oh! And your card is a fake card, right?! Be careful that President Kaiba travels through time and space to tear up your card. After all, he is a ruthless person who can even go to the underworld to play cards..

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