A Sorcerer in the Detective World

Conan murmured in his heart, laughed dryly, scratched his head weakly and said:

"No, no need. Sister Xiaolan, just go wash up first. I'll talk about it later..."

"Well, okay!"

Xiaolan smiled when she heard this, nodded, looked at Conan and said: "You have been running all day today, and you are very dirty - Dad, you and Conan will take a bath together later and help him rub his back, okay?"

After Xiaolan finished speaking, before Uncle Maoli could answer, Shu Yunwen already chuckled, caressed Conan's head, and said with a smile: "Hahaha... There is no need to trouble Mr. Maoli for such a trivial matter as giving Conan a bath, so let me bring it on!"

"That's it! That's it!" Hattori Heiji also put his hand on Conan's forehead, "Don't worry, we will definitely rub Conan clean!"

On the cushion, Conan said "Eh" as he listened to the words of Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji. He couldn't help but think of the time he was bathed by a group of big men in the bathhouse of Aoiya Hotel in Gunma Prefecture, and he shivered all over -

What the hell! What do you two guys want to do?

I clearly refused Xiaolan's invitation. Why did you continue to sexually assault me?

The corner of Conan's mouth twitched, and he opened his mouth to ask for help. Shu Yunwen saw this and blocked Conan's mouth. Xiaolan smiled and nodded:

"Okay then! I'll leave it to you to give Conan a bath!~"

After Xiaolan finished speaking, she walked out of the living room with Tsukamoto Sumi, Loli Ai, and Kazuye. When she walked to the door, she seemed to suddenly think of something, and turned around and said: "By the way, Yunwen-san, Hattori, When you give Conan a bath, be careful and don't rub it too hard - Conan doesn't know how to control it at all. His whole body was red and swollen from being rubbed before, and it took several days to heal..."

"Hahaha... Don't worry, Xiaolan, I will pay attention! I will definitely not kill him!~"

Damn it! God can't kill me!

Do you want to rub me until I feel worse than death?

Conan's eyes widened, while Xiaolan let out a disapproving "ha" and said with a smile: "Really, Yunwen, you know how to joke!"

After Xiaolan finished speaking, she, Tsukamoto Sumi, Loli Ai and the others finally walked out. Conan slapped Shu Yunwen's hand away and said, "I won't take a bath with you two. I'll take a bath myself. That's it." !”

Damn it! Taking a bath with these two guys, I'm damn sure the anus is not... ah! Chastity is not guaranteed!

After Conan finished shouting, he wisely escaped from the living room. Shizuka Hattori smiled slightly and said: "In that case, let Kazuha and the others take a bath first. After they finish taking a bath, Heiji you can go take a bath!"

As Hattori Shizuka spoke, he glanced around the living room, then frowned and said, "Speaking of which, I remember that in the afternoon, your friends Detective Koshimizu, Kindaichi-san, and Nanase-san were with you, weren't they? How could they not yet?"

Upon hearing this, Shu Yunwen quickly replied: "Although the three of them came to Osaka with us, they had their own affairs, so they did not come together..."

"Really?" Shizuka Hattori frowned, "Really, I thought the three of them would come together, so I bought more ingredients for three people..."

After Hattori Jinghua finished speaking, Hattori Heizo suddenly said: "By the way, Jinghua. Toyama called before and said that he would come to pick up Kazuya after get off work and take him home, and he would have dinner at our house..."

"Is Toyama coming to take Kazuha home?" Hattori Shizuka was stunned when he heard this, "Didn't he ask Heiji to take Kazuha back home before?"

"Hmm..." Hattori Heizo picked up the tea cup on the table, took a sip, opened one of his squinted eyes, and looked sideways at his son, "... He was probably worried that Kazuha would be taken to something unsafe. It’s a place…”

After Hattori Heizang finished speaking, Shu Yunwen laughed out loud, while Hattori Heiji's mouth twitched, and there was a black line on his forehead——

MMP! Haven't you all figured out that this was a misunderstanding? Why are they all guarding me as if they were guarding against thieves?

Hattori Heiji felt depressed. After snorting softly, he stood up and said, "I'm going to the yard to get some fresh air!"

"Wait for me,

I am coming too! ~" Shu Yunwen also stood up and followed Hattori Heiji to the yard. After looking at Hattori Heiji's stinky face, he said with a smile: "Okay, Hattori, don't think about these unhappy things! Let's talk about something happy now - where are the women's clothes you prepared for Conan? Conan is going to take a bath by himself soon, so we might as well prepare women’s clothes for him! "

Listening to Shu Yunwen's words, Hattori Heiji said "Huh", and his mood suddenly improved a lot: "Will you give it to him when he takes a bath later? But what if he doesn't wear it?"

"Hmm..." Shu Yunwen groaned, "Let's take out all the fabrics in the bathroom. He will have to wear them even if he doesn't want to wear them!"

Hattori Heiji's eyes lit up when he heard this: "What a great idea!~"

…

In a blink of an eye, it was half past seven in the evening.

In the kitchen, Shizuka Hattori was busy preparing dinner. Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiaolan, and Kazuha, who were the first to take a bath, were helping. In the living room, Ginshiro Toyama, Heizo Hattori, and Heizo Hattori, who had just arrived, were there. Uncle Maori chatted.

In Hattori Heiji's bedroom, Shu Yunwen leaned against the wall and texted Kudo Yukiko in the United States, while Conan lay on the tatami in a daze.

Suddenly there was a soft sound, and Hattori Heiji walked in wearing pajamas, wiping his head with a towel, and said to Conan: "Okay, I've washed it! Kudo, it's your turn next!"

After Hattori Heiji finished speaking, Conan said "Huh" and complained in panic: "Really! You told me not to call me Kudo!"

After Conan complained, his expression became tangled again: "Have you all had a dip?"

"Yes! Go quickly! My mother's puffer fish hot pot is almost ready. You can just make it after taking a bath!~"

Hattori Heiji nodded and sat down on Conan. Conan glanced suspiciously at Shu Yunwen and Hattori Heiji next to him, and asked tentatively: "...How about I wait until you eat to wash up?"

"Please! Are you kidding?" Hattori Heiji refused directly, "If you go to take a bath while everyone is eating, my dad and mom will definitely think that this is a sign of poor hospitality - besides, wait until then By that time, the bath water was already cold!~So——”

Hattori Heiji moved his face towards Conan: "——Get out of here and take a shower right now!"

"Uh..." Conan thought about it for a moment and felt that what Hattori Heiji said was quite reasonable, but he was still a little worried, "Then you promise not to do anything weird while I'm taking a shower - especially breaking in to give me a bath. Take a bath!"

"Don't worry! We're not that boring!" Shu Yunwen assured with a pure face——

By the way, who do you think we are?

Taking a bath or something is simply too low! In comparison, of course women’s clothing is more interesting! ~