A strange world

[The following content is compiled from the experiences of other warlocks and does not mean that all warlocks hold the same views and experiences]

[Orcs are the race that warlocks are least interested in, whether they are those with brown skin or green skin that shouts "Wow!" In the former, males and females are almost identical, and fathers and daughters are identical. You don’t want to climb into her father’s bed when you have some fun with your lover, right? The latter has no gender and is not even an animal. I have personally seen a green-skinned orc fall from the fruit of a deformed and twisted tree. Can you accept that your partner is a fruit? And you have to endure their stench and protruding canines... If you like kissing, orcs are not a suitable choice. 】

[Many races like elves, and we are no exception, but not that much... They are certainly beautiful, so much so that the word "elf" itself has become a word of praise, but they are too human-like in every way, and lack the ability to make warlocks Love the interracial style. But sometimes, they can give you the most wonderful contrast - the elves who are proud and indifferent in front of others want to cling to you in front of you... and the elves are the most loyal race to love, and nothing can save you except death. separate. However, we must admit that we are not immortal species. To them, the magnificent, tortuous life of human beings is like a naughty child who runs out in the morning and is already a hobbling old man on crutches when he comes back in the evening. The loyalty of the elves means that they will no longer look for a partner for the rest of their thousands of years, and may even die of love and sorrow. I can't stand the one I love dying alone... So, don't be a scumbag! 】

[Lizardmen, they are better than the orcs, but the good ones are limited. The main reason is that they don't have those ugly muscles, and their streamlined body shape and posture are like elves. They are cold-blooded creatures with skin covered in delicate scales that can make you shiver on a scorching summer day. As long as you can ignore the lizard head that is completely different from a human. If a lizard man wants to spend the night with you and you can't face that lizard head... try covering your head. 】

[Half-length spider...I can only say that this is an accident. It was after a dinner party. I couldn't stand the mage's bragging and ran to wash the dishes. Then when I put my hand into the wine glass to clean it, I was seen by a half-length spider that crawled into the kitchen at some point. Hmm... In their concept of reproduction, extending a limb into a narrow container is a hint of reproductive behavior. At this time, there was a fight outside, and we also started a fight in the kitchen. Later...I became the father of five hundred and fourteen children. The only good news is that half-spiders don't have the custom of crypt spiders or other spider races who have to eat their husbands. Even more fortunately, a warlock earns enough money to support her and her children. But no matter what, remember my lesson! 】

[Ratman, oh ratman. I've been to the South. On the second floor of the tavern, I refused the flirting girl, but I couldn't refuse the female rat-man who was as agile as a ranger... The feeling was unforgettable. It is said that many fallen nobles have ratmen in their homes. If you happen to meet one, her heat will melt you, as long as you ignore her disloyal feelings. They have no interest in you at all, they just want your seed or use you to gain a position. But you can also use "she just wants to give birth to my child" to blind yourself. Another advantage of the rat people is that after they know your identity as a warlock, they will call for his daughter, his niece, his mother, his aunt... If you don't mind that your camp falls into chaos, you don't mind that maybe Be corrupted. If you don't mind the emergence of hundreds of rat-men descendants, and just want to understand the true meaning of life and death with the rat-men, go to the south, that is your paradise. 】

[What I am going to tell is a sad story. But we must say frankly that the short life of human beings is worthless in front of immortal species... What? What does it mean to introduce elves? But my story is really sad, please listen to me——】

[My incident with the kobold was a complete accident. After a hangover that night...it happened that I fell in the wild, and there happened to be a group of kobolds nearby. It happened that their leader was a woman, and it happened that my pants were not on my butt. It happened that...in short, kobolds sometimes bring... Your new senses. For example, they are always noisy, even when uh... when they are exercising, you will hear them barking intermittently. Oh, I want another hangover. 】

[I met Ms. Jellyfish King when I fell into the water... When I released the floating disk technique to break free from the entanglement of the ocean, Ms. Jellyfish King entangled me with its tentacles. At that time I was in pain and suffocated, but as a believer in the Lady of Pain. These make me happy. Ms. Jellyfish King did not kill me, but sent me to a desert island. From then on, I looked for food for it, but it caused me pain. But I don’t know why, Ms. Pain is very dissatisfied with my behavior... Madam, I am your devotee! 】

[None of you have the same experience as me. I, Ain Niubi Honghong Dragon Knight, fucked a red dragon! That's right! Not kill it, do it! The magma-like heat inside the red dragon almost scorched me, but I still did it! If you have legendary physical strength, you will be able to truly conquer a female dragon - also a male dragon (only for young dragons and below)]

[The deep divers... this group is just like their name, unknown and hidden in the shadows. At that time, I was just a little warlock who had not yet awakened. After a shipwreck, I was washed up on a strange island. I saw it walking towards me, its dark green scales reflecting the cool light in the moonlight, its white belly, adhering flippers and gills, it was somewhere between a fishman and a frog. This fish-and-frog humanoid being took me back to its damp lair under the headland. I thought it would be food, but I didn't expect it to be female and force it on me... I awakened my sorcerer power. When it was out hunting, I escaped from the deserted island. After I went out, I investigated the local area and found that there were rumors about deep divers circulating here. They capture young girls from seaside villages, as well as young men. But as the investigation deepened, I discovered that deep divers give birth to children that are no different from humans, but these children will become deep divers and return to the deep sea when they grow up. What made me feel indescribable fear was that I suddenly realized that in these seaside villages I visited, there were only children and old people...]

【I have nothing to say. Slime thinks the 'package' is a kind of hint. I happened to shake hands with a queen at the Slime Kingdom's banquet...Okay, leave my kingdom. 】