A super traveler in a peaceful world

"So I followed her to the suburbs and found that when you appeared, Megumin started singing and before you could reach her to stop her, she had already used explosion magic and fell to the ground, right??"

"Yes, yes...I'm really sorry, it's all me who is so useless..."

Yuyou, who was about to cry, subconsciously put her hands in front of her body to apologize. This made Megumin on her back slide off her body, and fell to the ground in an awkward manner, letting out a cry of pain, "Ah!", which made her cry out in pain. He turned around hastily again: "H-I'm sorry! Megumi, are you okay?!"

"Of course something happened...! It hurts..." Huihui complained, then looked at An Luo and protested: "If I am a child, aren't you just a child? We are The age difference is only three years, right?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't I only live for seventeen years? Shouldn't you understand it too? Stop making excuses for your willfulness. Why don't you repent? And you're quite smart. I understand. Youyou won't let you go out, but she won't leave you alone and leave a note to lure her out."

"Hehe~ It's not that powerful."

"I'm not complimenting you! You idiot!"

An Luo slapped Huihui's raised head, causing her to hold her head again and murmured an apology in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I know I was wrong, and I will never provoke suspicious things again... ..."

"If an apology is useful, why should the police do anything? I will educate you today!"

An Luo took Huihui by the back collar and brought her indoors to sit on the sofa. He directly placed the immobile girl on his lap.

"Wait, wait! What are you going to do?!"

"Of course I give you the whippings of love."

While speaking, An Luo raised his right hand high, and then made a loud "pop!", a clear and penetrating sound that sounded in the room.

"——It hurts!....You, you guy, actually, you actually do it for real?!"

The burning pain in her butt made Huihui unable to believe that An Luo actually spanked her.

"W-wow!" Yuyou's face flushed subconsciously, she covered her face with her hands and observed them from between her fingers, and weakly persuaded: "Then, that... An Luo, I think Huihui has already Now that you’re an adult, spanking isn’t a good idea, right?”

"What's wrong? It's definitely not possible for a fourteen-year-old child not to be educated well, especially like this. He will forget the pain after the scar is healed. He will go to bed again after a long time without fighting. He is a naughty child who will not change his ways. .”

"But I didn't go to the castle again! I just found a random place and put an explosion magic!"

"...Is it just because it's too dark to go to the castle?"

"That's not true!"

"Why did you hesitate?"

"this....."

The thoughts in her heart were exposed, and Huihui lost her voice for a moment. This made An Luo, who had known her too well after being together for a year, wave her hands again and there was a clear sound, and the rhythm was like beating a drum.

"Pah! Pah! Pah!" The sound kept playing in the living room, and Huihui also shouted: "-It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Listen to me explain! I, I have Reason!"

"Okay, tell me?"

"I used to be satisfied just by casting magic in the deserted wilderness, but! But! Ever since I learned about the charm of attacking castles with magic, I found that only big and hard things can satisfy me!"

"Don't say it so weird! Are you a pervert?! What are you going to do if the Headless Horseman doesn't leave and comes back? Have you pissed him off and pulled the whole city together to bury you?"

"Well... I'm sorry..."

Megumin, who didn't think too much at all and was just loyal to her own desires. Even if the Headless Horseman was still inside, she would throw explosive magic at her, and suddenly she lost her voice again.

This attitude of not thinking about anything but being keen on seeking death made An Luo not know what to say to her. He slapped her twice more casually and saw that she was silent. He didn't bother to slap her butt anymore because he also found out Beating and scolding meant nothing to Huihui.

After all, even if his companion was about to be killed, he would not repent, and would only be depressed for most of the day. Naturally, simple and crude education would not be effective.

"....Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. Let's change her. Youyou will educate her, Youyou."

"Eh? Me? Me? But..."

"Don't worry, she can't move now, you can do whatever you want."

"That's not what I meant... It's just that I've told Megumin many times before, but Megumin hasn't changed even now. I think it's useless..."

"...Is it true that a country is easy to change and its nature is hard to change?"

Looking at the girl lying on the sofa, touching her butt with difficulty, An Luo sighed and handed over the education to Yuyou. He opened a bottle of wine next to him and just watched Yuyou preach to Huihui. picture.

Watching the baby-faced and big-breasted Lolita on the sofa, and preaching to the small-breasted Lolita who was forced to kneel down and lower her head after resuming some physical work, An Luo still enjoyed it from a visual aspect, and from an emotional point of view, An Luo still enjoyed it. Megumi, who wanted to trick him, was lectured, which also made him feel happy.

only......

"...Speaking of which, what did you do after An Luo was there?" Youyou, who was a little tired from talking, inadvertently looked at An Luo and asked.

"Me? Well..."

We went to the succubus shop with the Headless Horseman, the culprit in your hearts, and also went to the royal capital to tease the princess we just met. We also wanted to get some good things, but... because of some expressions Something went wrong and an extra fiancée accidentally appeared.

.....How can it be possible to say these things?

"What's wrong?" Youyou noticed that his attitude seemed abnormal and couldn't help but ask again: "Is it something that's hard to say?"

"Humph~ That's it for sure. You're talking about me, so you're definitely not going to do anything good!"

"You are not qualified to criticize me. The most I do is to hurt myself, and I will never kill others. But you are different. You should reflect on it!"

An Luo put down the wine glass and flicked Hui Hui's head, causing the weak girl to fall backwards on the sofa unable to maintain her kneeling posture.

Then, regardless of Huihui's protests, she said that she still had something to deal with, and walked out of the house and disappeared from the sight of the two girls.

"That guy definitely has a guilty conscience! He did something shameful to run away!" Huihui, who fell on the sofa without even trying to get up, angrily exposed him to Yuyou, but...

"Although An Luo is a little suspicious, Huihui is the biggest problem now. Even if An Luo leaves, you have to reflect on it!"

"Yes, I'm sorry..."

Huihui, who was forced to kneel down, lowered her head deeply. She didn't know how many times she had seen this honest and sincere attitude, but every time her attitude was correct, it never changed. This made her sigh and then Continuing to work without reward... preaching to Megumin.

On the other side, An Luo returned to the Headless Horseman's castle and began to use the seasonings found in the castle kitchen to process the rabbit meat.

The chemical properties of salt and sugar are very stable and can be stored for a very long time. They will not deteriorate after deliquescence. Just dry them in the sun. However, sugar can easily breed mites and some bacteria, but...

"If you roast it over a fire, there should be nothing left, right?"

With this in mind, An Luo used the sugar and salt that had been stored in the castle for who knows how many years, as well as the chili powder he brought in the city to deal with it.

This time, it looked much better than the wild boar. At least it looked like it was cooked. I also added some magic that I bought from Wiz’s store that can temporarily disable the taste for about 30 seconds. The side effect of the medicine is that your sense of taste will be more sensitive than usual when you recover.

This potion is said to allow adventurers to eat extremely unpalatable food to survive when there is no normal food. However, the time of action is really subtle. The most important thing is that if you know that you are going to have nothing to eat, why not Bring more dry food and this magic potion? With this magic potion, you may not be able to find something extremely unpalatable, right?

But An Luo didn't want to pay attention to these. When he was ready, he quickly returned to the city with the rabbit meat, and based on his enemy-seeking skills, he found Aqua, who had been targeted for a long time.

.....................

After pushing open the stable door and going deep into the stable, he found Aqua sitting on the straw making flowers, while her companion was already fast asleep beside her.

"——Lolicon?! How did you find this place?!"

When Aqua saw An Luo, her first reaction was that he had finally come to seek revenge, and she stood up subconsciously. Like Megumin, she was stubborn and had no idea what a lesson was. She once again put on a show The boxer's stance was to challenge him: "I'm not afraid of you! I was just careless last time, but this time I..."

"No, wait! I'm here to reconcile with you, the goddess! Look, this half of a fragrant rabbit is the gift of reconciliation!"

"Reconciliation? Do you... have any conspiracy?"

"How is that possible! I am just impressed by your beautiful appearance. Don't you have confidence in your appearance?"

"How could it be possible? Not bad~! You are still very discerning!" Aqua, who was very proud of her appearance, suddenly changed her attitude and raised her chest and raised her head with satisfaction. An Luo also quickly praised: "After paying homage to your expression, After the light, I even wanted to join the Axis Cult right away! But I always wanted to apologize before joining the Cult, so please accept my apology!"

"Very good! Then I won't be a guest... Huh? Wait, what is this??"

Aqua, who was so flattered by the praise, subconsciously wanted to take the rabbit, but was frightened by the appearance of the rabbit. She subconsciously took a step back and said, "You, your rabbit's appearance is too miserable, isn't it? And why do I feel so bad?" Even though it’s just a rabbit, it still has resentment on it, as if it died unjustly??”

"Who knows? Maybe he encountered some kind of accident before he died? I also bought it from someone else to honor you. I don't know exactly what it is. You're welcome, although it looks a bit unsightly. , but I guarantee that everyone who eats my food will be so excited that tears come to their eyes!”

".....Really?"

Aqua looked at the half-bare in front of her, which looked terrible and could only be said to be ripe, and was deeply suspicious of An Luo's words.

"You'll know after you try it. If it doesn't taste good, just take a bite. I won't force you. But...even a tolerant goddess like you is not willing to accept the repentance of a believer who has returned from the lost way. Tribute?"

"No! I eat! For my lovely followers! I can even chew the bark of a tree!"

The source of the power of gods is believers. Without believers, gods will cease to exist. Therefore, the gods of this world are very kind to believers when possible, and Aqua can hardly refuse the kindness of a would-be believer.

So she mustered up her courage, took the rabbit meat after being mentally prepared, and bit into it.

".....no taste?"

"Maybe it's because the taste is deeper and the taste is all inside. Please try it more."

"is that so?"

Aqua didn't doubt his presence, so she subconsciously tasted it again, but still couldn't find any taste.

Then, about 30 seconds later... Aqua's face suddenly changed as her mouth was stuffed with rabbit meat.

"——Ugh! Wow!! Uh, uhhh~~~!!"

The experience brought about by the return or even improvement of her sense of taste, the various messy and extreme tastes, made her facial features instantly distorted. She leaned over and vomited directly on the ground, constantly vomiting with exaggerated tears and snot. flowed out together.

"What an exaggerated reaction. I obviously think what I did was pretty good, but the effect of bringing tears to my eyes was achieved. Well, that's enough. This way I can vent my anger."

Looking at Aqua's embarrassed and terrifying look, An Luo watched happily, and when she pointed at him with a trembling finger, he disappeared first.

"You, you... ugh! You... devil... ugh... you actually poisoned the food! You... you will definitely do it Condemned by God!!”

Not noticing that he disappeared after spreading rumors like her, Aqua complained while vomiting, and it didn't take long before she ran to the toilet and started a protracted fight.

In the hotel room, Darkness had just put on her pajamas and was getting ready to sleep, when An Luo appeared at the window without any warning.

"W-what? Oh...it's you." Darkness subconsciously looked at An Luo squatting on the window sill, but felt relieved: "Aren't you a lolicon? Night Raid found the wrong room. Bar?"

"——Huh? Why do you think of that kind of night attack?!" An Luo was so shocked that he almost fell off the window sill and said almost crazy: "Aqua or you, I don't care about children. Interested, how many times do you want me to repeat this sentence?!"

"What's the point of your sophistry? You're obviously a man but you don't dare to admit your preferences openly?!"

"What do you want me to admit to something that I don't have? After all, you are obviously a knight but you don't even dare to admit that you are a masochist. Do you still have the nerve to accuse me?"

"I-I'm not a masochist! I was just forced!"

Even though she is a masochist that can be seen by anyone with sight, Darkness still tries hard to maintain her image as a knight in front of others, causing some blind people to not understand her true nature.

Not wanting to understand what the pervert was thinking, An Luo simply placed the remaining half of the rabbit on the table and said: "Put this matter aside first, eat it now, and chew it carefully." Swallow it and eat it.”

"What? Why should I listen to you." Darkness frowned.

"Do you want me to push you to the ground and stuff it into your mouth, or do you want to do it yourself?" As soon as she finished speaking, Darkness put on a bare-handed fighting stance and said expectantly: "——Come on Go ahead! If you can do it, give it a try! Although I don’t know what you put in there, I will definitely try my best to resist!"

"...I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a pervert, how about this?" An Luo wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, thought for a while and then changed his words: "Chew it carefully and eat it yourself, I'll let you experience something you'll never forget until you cry and tell me you don't want it! How about it? If you don't eat it, I'll attack others."

"Crying, crying and asking not to... What on earth is this?"

"It's more extreme than you thought, isn't it?"

An Luo said this with a sinister smile on purpose, making Darkness tremble and swallow excitedly. She picked up the rabbit meat with anticipation on her red face: "There is really no way. .....Since I can’t beat you and I can’t catch you, I can only sacrifice myself to protect others. Who let me be a knight!”

"Is it tasty?"

"You really took the medicine, right? It has no taste at all! Is it that kind of medicine? Or is it a pain-enhancing medicine? You are so despicable!"

"....Don't be in a hurry, eat slowly."

"Even if you say so, this tasteless thing tastes...ohhhhhhh??!!...yuck...!"

Halfway through her words, Darkness's expression became distorted like Aqua's before, her mouth opened infinitely and she let out a strange scream. Then she reflexively reached out to cover her mouth, instinctively dropped the remaining rabbit meat, and lay down He vomited on the ground on the spot.

"It's useless. I thought you were perverted enough, but I didn't expect that I was more powerful."

"This, ugh...this and me...cough, cough! What I am pursuing..."

"Okay, okay, this time is my victory, just vomit slowly, I'm leaving, goodbye~"

With the joy of a double kill, he glanced at Darkness who was kneeling on the ground, stepped onto the window sill and jumped out from here.

Darkness on the ground was really in pain and happy, but the pain she enjoyed was just the discomfort of vomiting. She really felt disgusted by the nausea of ​​food. After all, this was not the shame and pain she was pursuing. Taste and pain are two different concepts.

After punishing the two guys who made him unlucky, An Luo was in a good mood. When he went back, he simply forgave Meihui for her unrepentance, and even rubbed the heads of the two girls affectionately. Both of you went back to your room to sleep in a daze.

The next day, he casually told the two of them not to mess around, then walked to the home of the Headless Horseman Beldia and dragged him to Wiz's shop.

"Where are you taking me?"

"Go meet your old acquaintance."

"Old acquaintance?"

"You'll know when you get to the place. By the way, who is the guerrilla in the Demon King's army who uses explosive magic?"