A super traveler in a peaceful world

"Although this picture may be a bit strange, it is definitely not what you think! I have nothing to do with this woman!"

"...are you still quibbling about it now? I...heard everything you said just now." The girl with an extremely gloomy face, her voice became extremely cold, and the temperature of her eyes almost created reached a record low.

"Let me ask...when did you start listening? By the way, has the way you speak become a little strange?"

An Luo, who deeply understood what Shirogane Mikado felt when he was scolded, tried hard to hold up his pants to prevent Kirisu Mafuyu from pulling them off, and said with a forced smile: "Xiao Kei, listen to my explanation, this is just an unfortunate misunderstanding. There is a deeper inside story than the Mariana Trench! It’s definitely different from what you think!”

"Heartless man, disgusting, don't talk to me!"

"Why is this! Didn't you say you wanted to be my bride when you were a child?"

"...Huh? What are you talking about? Go to hell."

"Sorry, just kidding...please, don't look at me like a bug."

Although he wanted to make a joke to lighten the atmosphere, the way Baiyin Guina looked at the bug made An Luo, who was used to being regarded as a pervert or a gangster, unable to bear it and took the initiative to admit defeat.

.....Maybe it's a tolerance issue?

When An Luo took the time to think about this issue, Kirisu Mafuyu, who had regained some composure due to the appearance of the unexpected person, tugged on his pants hard, his upper and lower gums kept trembling but he still threatened: "You...if you don't Help me and I will tell you what happened between us."

"Wait, what are you talking about..." An Luo lowered his head suddenly in shock, but before he finished speaking, Bai Yingui had already rushed over, grabbing his clothes with both hands, shaking his At the same time, he raised his head and stared at him, as if his trust had been betrayed and said angrily: "——What on earth have you done!? I have always believed in you so much!"

"Calm down! Don't listen to her words! I will explain!"

"What's left to explain now? Aren't you abandoning this person!"

"No! I was just unilaterally entangled by this woman! Look!" An Luo, who was holding up his pants with both hands, freed up a hand to point in the direction of the sink not far away: "Speak out and you might I don’t believe it, but it’s just because there are cockroaches there…”

An Luo got stuck before he finished speaking. Kirisu Mafuyu, who had surged with powerful strength for some unknown reason, suddenly let out a loud scream: "-No!!! Please! Don't say this or that word no matter what." !!”

Time seemed to have been pressed on the pause button at this moment. Fear can inspire people's strength. An Luo understood it at this moment, because... Kirisu Mafuyu just pulled his pants while screaming. down.

Both women stared blankly at An Luo's underwear exposed to the air. An Luo also felt that his lower body suddenly became very cool, and he didn't know what else he should say.

The corridor suddenly changed from noisy and quiet to the chatter among housewives on the street not far away, and you could clearly hear them.

"...Why did it suddenly become quiet??"

Megumin, who seemed to have recovered from the blow, walked out of the room while eating An Luo's chocolate bar to vent her anger. Then when she witnessed the scene in the corridor, she unconsciously tilted her head greatly and fell into deep thought.

What appeared in front of her was a beautiful woman half lying on the ground, taking off An Luo's pants and still staring at the underwear very close to her, while another beautiful girl with an immature face was holding An Luo's pants. Law's clothes made him truly disheveled.

After brainstorming for a while, Megumin raised her head, closed her mouth quickly, and ate the chocolate bar in her mouth. Megumin asked unconvincingly: "...This is the legendary 3.P." ?"

"...Today, the weather is really nice..."

An Luo, who was close to social death, gave up thinking. He simply didn't want to think about anything and let his mind go. He slowly raised his head and looked at the ceiling, thinking about the meaning of life.

Then...two girls' screams pierced his eardrums.

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ten minutes later.

An Luo, who recovered from the state of emptiness, simply fell into autistic state. He carried his pants with broken buttons and returned to the room in a daze.

After changing into a pair of trousers, he sat on the bed and covered his face with his hands for a long time. After he had come to terms with his bizarre life, he suddenly had the idea to seek solace, found his cell phone, opened the recording, and smiled sinisterly.

When he returned to the living room, Shirogane Kei and Kirisu Mafuyu, who was supposed to live next door but didn't dare to go back, still sat facing each other at the table.

The silver-haired girl, who still had a blush on her face, was holding a book in her hand but couldn't read it absentmindedly. The beauty in business attire on the other side lowered her head, stared at the white tabletop, and kept mumbling, " Words like "misstep" and "humiliation".

Megumin was lying on the sofa, teasing Maunosuke carefree, completely unaffected by the previous situation, as if she was a bystander who was not involved in the matter... No, she was indeed an onlooker who was not involved in the matter.

"...Brother Anluo, do you have anything else to say?" Bai Yingui heard the sound of the door opening, and slowly closed the book, turned to look and came over to sit next to Huihui, An Luo, who snatched Maunosuke from Megumin's arms.

An Luo, who raised the cat to his eyes and looked at it, turned sideways to avoid Huihui, who had climbed up to snatch the cat back. He said without raising his head: "I'm going on a trip, please help me take two months off." , I want to go out and be quiet... No, I want to go... between life and death to find the meaning of life."

"Hey? What does this mean? Brother Anluo was infected by Huihui? Or is it...regression?"

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(PS: Regression, a psychological defense mechanism, means that when people encounter setbacks, they give up the adult ways they are accustomed to and revert to early childish methods to avoid reality and get rid of pain,

PS2: A total of ten updates and 20,000 words of updates, so... please give me monthly passes, blades, and recommendations~! )

Chapter 10: When you grow up, you will be your brother’s bride?

"That's too much! Do you think I am a source of infection in Xiaogui's eyes?"

Megumi, who was lying on An Luo's back and wanted to snatch the cat, protested angrily at first, but then suddenly thought of something. Her eyes were shining and she hugged An Luo's neck from behind and said excitedly: "Between life and death. What does it mean to search for the meaning of life? It always feels great, take me with you! I want to find it too!"

"...To put it simply, I'm going to try to die. Megumin, do you want to come too?"

"Ah~~Did I just say something?"

Megumi, who reflexively let go of An Luo, smiled and took the box that she had just put down from the table, and pulled out a chocolate bar: "Here, let me treat you to a chocolate bar? Eat something sweet and calm down, okay?" "

"...This is mine, and I'm planning to eat it tomorrow, but it doesn't matter if I give it all to you, anyway...hehe..."

"Uh, does it look like you were really hit hard? Then... my pudding, I'll give you one, no, two of my puddings!"

Anluo's loveless state made Huihui feel that the matter was really serious. She couldn't help but panicked, found her snacks from the territory divided into three parts in the refrigerator and reluctantly took them out. Two, originally planned to eat caramel pudding after bathing in the evening.

However, compared to her reluctance, An Luo still looked lifeless. Even Huihui's pudding, which he occasionally ate secretly, did not arouse his interest.

Such an abnormal state made the black-haired girl couldn't help but cast her eyes for help on the silver-haired girl not far away.

Thinking that he had just told him to die, Bai Yingui immediately stood up when he received Huihui's request for help, and hurriedly tried to dissuade him: "Brother An Luo, even though I did tell you to die just now, Those are just angry words, and they definitely don’t really want you to die! If Brother An Luo really wants to die, I will be very sad!"

"... Anyway, I'm just a meaningless person, no... I'm a pervert that no one cares about... I'd rather turn it into fertilizer, right? Mamonosuke."

An Luo looked at Maunosuke in front of him unmoved, and muttered to the cat in a decadent manner, as if he had lost the meaning of living because of the severe psychological trauma.

"Don't, don't be like this. It's my fault for eating your snacks. I apologize! Please don't do this." Megumin was a little frightened by An Luo. She sincerely apologized for the first time in a long time. Bai Yingui also squatted next to the sofa. , grabbed his hand and said seriously: "No such thing! I care about Brother An Luo very much! Although I am indeed very angry and disappointed this time, it is also because I have always liked and trusted you very much. ! If it’s someone who doesn’t care, how can I be angry?”

"...Really?" An Luo finally looked at them after a brief silence. Bai Yingui and Megumin nodded their heads together: "Really!" "Of course!" Got it!"

"The one who will be your brother's bride when you grow up?"

"No." "Impossible."

"...Tsk."

The two lovely girls denied without hesitation, making An Luo couldn't help turning his head and smacking his tongue softly.

"Eh?...smacking your tongue?"

Bai Yingui was stunned for a moment, wondering if he heard it wrong. Why was An Luo smacking his tongue at this time? But... the question just now is not consistent with the current situation.

The other side was more familiar with An Luo...or maybe because of the relationship with him in cheating together in the past, she had a similar affinity to a certain extent, so she had a deeper understanding of him. She instantly lowered her face and stared at him: "Hey , you...did you just pretend?"

"..." An Luo turned his head and reached into his pocket silently, turning off the recording on his phone.

"Don't look away! Do you think silence can solve the problem?"

"Okay, I admit I can't tell everything. Half of it is true."

"——Do you know? It's because of guys like you that the trust between people will gradually disappear!!" Megumin, who understood that she was being plotted, was so angry that she grabbed An Luo's collar and thought Punch him in the face.

"Wait, you have no reason to be angry, right? You didn't say anything nice, and your apology to me is just natural. After all, you did eat my snacks!"

"Oh, that seems to be true..." Huihui nodded subconsciously, but then she put down her fist and thought of something again, and said angrily: "No! You often eat my snacks! And you never You didn’t apologize to me! And you lied to me! Can I give you one? Okay? Okay!”

"Of course not! Do you want to die together at this distance?!"

"Then I'll distance myself and give you a shot!"

"Are you stupid?! Now that I've said it, I won't let you go!"

Just like every other day in the past, Anluo and Huihui quarreled for an unknown number of times. The content of their conversation made the other two people confused, but at this time they no longer cared about them. What was said.

After a long silence, Bai Yingui slowly spoke: "...Did you lie to me?"

"No, no, I'm really depressed, so I need some healing energy."

"It was a lie."

"Can I apologize?"

"no!"

"Double your pocket money this month?"

"I'm not a child!"

"This month, Megumin will eat all your green peppers."

".....this......"

Shirogane Kei, who originally thought she would never forgive him and ignored him for at least three days, hesitated in front of this major problem in life. Megumin, who was still holding An Luo's collar, seemed to have been betrayed. It was unbelievable. His eyes widened: "Why did you hesitate! And why am I the one eating it?!"

"That, that, because I hate green peppers..." Bai Yingui muttered sheepishly.

"Well, I hate green peppers too." An Luo took over the conversation and looked at Huihui: "Don't you eat everything you say?"

"But given the choice, I'd rather eat meat!"

"Is that so? Your pocket money will be doubled this month? And then you will help Xiaogui eat green peppers?"

".....make a deal!"

The sudden farce ended in a farce. Even though Bai Yingui was actually still dissatisfied, he still gave up deceiving An Luo under the persuasion of Megumin, who had been bribed and compromised for the sake of face. They continued to argue about their affairs.

However, she did not give up exploring the relationship between An Luo and Kirisu Mafuyu. It was just because of the accident just now that Kirsu Mafuyu had been in an autistic state, like a broken robot, completely unable to listen to other people's words.

Chapter 11: Just ignore me and attack your chest!

Before Shirogane Kei was ready to wait for Kirisu Mafuyu to calm down before asking, An Luo took the initiative to wink at Megumin, quietly raised a finger at her, and then pointed at the leftover drink she just drank. Milk, and pointed at the silver-haired girl who was still sulking.

But Hui Hui shook her head silently, raised her hand and stretched out three fingers, but An Luo only added one finger.

This actually made Megumin glare at him, and instead stretched out five fingers, and firmly stretched out her hand to ask for cash.

This made An Luo weigh the pros and cons. In order to restore his dignity and credibility as an elder brother in front of Bai Yingui, he took out a five thousand yuan bill from his wallet and silently reached this shameful deal under the table. .

Megumin, who is similar to Anluo, may not be a good person, but she can be regarded as keeping her promise. After receiving the money, she stood up and took the milk. She seemed to be planning to take it back to the room to drink. But halfway along the way, she suddenly stood up next to Bai Yingui. Staged a gorgeous flat fall.

"——Ah~ not good~~~"

In Megumin's rather rigid and deliberate exclamation, the milk in the glass bottle showed a perfect parabola, and then fell into Shirogane Kei's arms.

The milky white liquid instantly splashed all over the silver-haired girl.

"——I'm sorry, Xiaogui! Go change your clothes and take a shower! Hurry up, let me clean this!"

"No, it's okay, there's no need to be in such a hurry."

Megumin pushed Shirogane Kei, who was confused and subconsciously thought it was an accident, directly into the bathroom, and enthusiastically helped her get a change of clothes.

All of a sudden, only An Luo and Mafuyu Kirisu were left in the living room, who had suffered multiple mental blows and fell into a deeper state of isolation than An Luo.

An Luo coughed dryly, then came to the side of Kirisu Mafuyu, waved his hand in front of her, and made a suggestion: "Teacher Mafuyu, I think you don't want it to be known that you have slept with a high school student. One night? Then... let's make a deal?"

"Shame...shame...shame..."

"Hey, please pay attention to me, okay? Or I'll touch your breasts?"

Kirisu Mafuyu, whose whole body was exuding black resentment, kept repeating his whispers as if he was cursing someone, and even An Luo's words were not heard at all.

But Anluo didn't have the chance to put his words into action, and found Megumin holding Shirogane Kei's clothes, pointing her phone at him expectantly, as if waiting for him to hit her chest.

"...I was just joking."

"Yes, I believe it." Huihui nodded with a smile.

"Then you should put down your phone!"

.....Actually, it was just a joke. An Luo, who had no intention of committing a crime, felt really tired after saying that, and almost fell into autistic state again like Kirisu Mafuyu.

Forced by Huihui's existence, he had no way to intimidate her, so he could only find another way. After thinking for a moment, he came close to her ear and whispered: "Come back to your senses quickly, or I will tell you what happened in your sink." , the name of the insect it hosts, cockroach..."

"--no!"