A super traveler in a peaceful world

"Then what's the matter with the costume you're wearing? It doesn't look cheap, right? Or is it that your clothes are much cheaper than food?" An Luo looked at Huihui's magician costume that is still very attractive to others.

Megumin raised her hand slightly and looked at her cloak, and said nonchalantly: "None of this is mine. The robe, hat, and hat were given by Youyou, the wand was given by Blunt and Funifula, and the eye patch was given by It was sent by Alu."

"...I see, you just bought the bandage and a pair of stockings yourself?"

"How is that possible! I bought my underwear, underwear and shoes myself while working!"

"Then what color are your underwear?"

"Black... Hey! W-what are you asking?!"

"The color of the shoes."

"——Liar! What you just said was obviously underwear!"

.............

While he was bored and bickering with Megumin, Anluo wanted to find a place to show off and cheat to get some money, but the number of pedestrians in Japan at night became very rare as the night got darker, and for such embarrassing people as Anluo and Megumin, Most people choose to stay away from them.

After all, the mainstream of this society is not to cause trouble to others, but also to avoid getting into unnecessary trouble. After all, there are only a handful of people like Yako who would meddle in other people's business.

So after wandering aimlessly for a while...

"It would be great if a shooting star appeared." Megumin put her hat on her belly, lay down on the bench of the park pavilion, looked at the sky and sighed, while An Luo on the side looked like she couldn't muster any energy and casually said Breaking her fantasy: "The lights in this city are so bright that you can't see them even if they are there."

"Really? But what should we do next? It feels like we are in the wrong world."

"Yeah...How about we go to a chaotic war zone and find a way to make a profit?"

If we maintain a high degree of vigilance and rely on the current strength of telekinesis, we should theoretically be able to escape in a short time...right?

However, he couldn't guarantee how long he could maintain a high level of tension, or how long he could use his telekinesis to protect himself from bullets. In the final analysis... what should he do if he stepped on a landmine? You may get too nervous about an unknown attack in half an hour, and you may not be killed by a sniper when you are relaxed.

In the end, Anluo and Huihui could only look at the sky full of clouds and sigh together for the unfulfilled tomorrow.

It just so happened that at this moment...

"——How could you let such a young child sleep in the open with you?" A familiar yet unfamiliar voice suddenly came from the side.

"Huh? Ah, Miko?"

Subconsciously looking in the direction of the sound, Anluo accidentally discovered the girl standing not far away with her hands on her knees, panting and frowning at the two of them, Iino Yako.

Thanks to Megumin's eye-catching clothes, Yako was still worried about Megumin. She came out not long after returning home and kept asking for directions along the way.

An Luo, who didn't quite know how she came here, just said in confusion: "Well, if it's debt collection, I've almost spent all my money now, so I can only use my body..."

"——Please don't tell such stupid jokes again, or I will call the police." Without hesitation, she interrupted his frivolous joke, and Yako turned her attention to Megumin, who also stood up and looked over, and sighed deeply. After taking a breath, he took out his wallet again from his pocket, took out three ten thousand bills and handed them over.

"Eh? I'm not going to be given alms one after another, and I have no intention of turning into a beggar..."

"It's not for you, it's... Huihui, I can't just sit back and watch a child like this live on the street. Mom will definitely feel the same way if she finds out, so... you should take this child home quickly. Thirty thousand should be enough to pay for the trip back, right?"

"...No, I always feel that if I accept it frankly, my self-esteem..."

Before An Luo finished speaking, Megumin's eyes were already shining. She rushed forward and grabbed Yako's hand. She obviously didn't like being treated as a child, and even though she was smaller and was actually about the same age as Yako, she still She pretended to be snobbish and said pitifully: "——Thank you~! Sister! You are truly an angel!"

"Angels or something... No, that's not the case, it's too exaggerated~ This is just what I should do."

Yako seemed very embarrassed when her hand was grabbed, and her face turned red immediately, but she was obviously very happy while squirming.

"...I always feel like this kid can't help but praise me, right?"

Just as An Luo thought of something, Huihui's eyes also flashed with dangerous light, and she turned her head slightly and glanced at him silently: "..."

Although the two had only known each other for a day, they were surprisingly consistent in some strange ways. They looked at each other wordlessly and nodded tacitly.

"How can this be an exaggeration! The word angel is clearly tailor-made for you! After all, you have such a cute face and a pure and kind heart. What are you other than an angel?"

"Yes, yes! A girl like my sister who is perfect both inside and outside must be very popular, right? If I were a boy, I would definitely propose to my sister."

"That's right! When the world was created, it must have been the seventh day of creation. Secretly taking time alone for Mizi!"

........

An Luo and Megumin poured out their increasingly exaggerated words in the form of sugar-coated bullets towards the young girl who came to their door.

Anyway, for two people who are penniless and don’t know anyone, not only do they have nothing to lose, but they also don’t need to care about the way others look at them. To put it simply... integrity and residence, three days a day. The meal is of no value at all.

As for deceiving others, both of them are experts at it. It can be said that Huihui has been accustomed to doing this kind of thing due to poverty since childhood.

Although you can get 30,000 yuan in sponsorship at the beginning, is being given a handout the same as being deceived?

Not the same, completely different.

One is something for nothing, and the other is the fruit of one's own labor. Comparing these two people, who are self-reliant, do they suddenly become great?

Chapter 9 The old-fashioned girl who lures the wolf into the house

After abandoning their moral integrity, Megumin and Anluo unanimously decided to teach Yako, who was too kind to strangers, a good lesson to make her understand that she should not be too kind to strangers. Even though they still praised her in their hearts. Let her be educated in reality in advance so that she will not be deceived by worse people in the future.

But in the process, they suddenly learned that Yako's father is a judge of the Supreme Court, and her mother is an employee of an international humanitarian relief organization. Both of them are very busy at work, so they are often away from home for a long time, and the nanny is at home. It was longer than either of them had at home.

But in fact, the nanny only cleans the house on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and then makes some food for her. Perhaps it is because of this that this girl, who lacks the company of her family, is particularly interested in the affirmation and warmth from others. Cherish, faced with the sweet words from the two of them, his inner defenses were completely broken within a short time.

Therefore... Yako, who was so blown away that she regarded Megumin as her own sister, enthusiastically took the two people living on the street to her home.

Hui Hui looked at the girl walking in front who was in such a good mood that she was jumping up and down when she walked. She pulled An Luo next to her and whispered: "...Although this is also one of the purposes, this is really true. Is she okay? What if her parents come back? "

"...The boat will go straight to the bridge. You can't live long in a hotel with 30,000 yuan. It will take five days to find a job, right? It will take a month to wait for the salary, and even if you get an advance, you still have to work for half a day." Months, if we miss this village, we won’t have this shop. The worst we can do is pay her back with interest when we get rich, and at the same time, we can educate this child.”

"Education? That's right... It's a miracle that this guy is still doing well and hasn't been sold." Megumin was stunned for a moment, but then couldn't help but nod in agreement with his point of view.

Originally, according to their personalities, they would normally be said to be easily fooled. However, they continue to take advantage of each other's kindness. To be honest, it is rare for both of them to bear some psychological burden. It's just that under the current situation, they can't do it for the time being. He can only make a living by coaxing Mizi.

.............

As an upper class person, Iino Yako's home is on the top floor of a building. Although it is not a villa that can be used as a suite, it is spacious enough.

But... the moment An Luo stepped into her house, Iino Yako seemed to have thought of something. She was stunned for a moment and then suddenly woke up and pointed at him: "——You, you, you! Why? Follow Huihui to my house!"

"Huh? Are you talking about this now?"

"As a boy, how can he casually go to a girl's house before confirming a formal relationship?!"

"This is a special situation, and... we are friends, right." An Luo looked as if nothing had happened. He took off his shoes and changed to indoor shoes, then squatted down with a smile, keeping his eyes level with the girl. : "You won't leave your friend alone until death, right?"

"B-but... I really don't know you very well yet. If anything dangerous...!"

When she came back to her senses, she didn't quite understand why she came back with the two of them. Mizi fell into chaos very simply. But before she could finish her words, she was hit by An Luo who put his hand on her shoulder. Duan: "It's okay, it's okay. Even if there is danger, I will definitely help you solve it."

"...The most dangerous person now is you, isn't it?"

"How is that possible? We are friends, right? I don't want to hurt my friends, and Yako, you must be willing to trust your friends and don't want to let your friends sleep on the street. You are a kind-hearted girl who makes your parents proud, right?"

"Indeed, indeed...it's just for today..." While she felt sincerely happy at the compliment, her instinct also made Yako hang her head and play with the ends of her hair uneasily. Although she was very entangled, she still couldn't refuse. An Luo.

"Thank you! Mizi! I will never forget your great kindness in my life!"

In order to perform a complete performance and make Mizi unable to reject him as much as possible, An Luo grabbed Mizi's hand and wanted to have close contact, or basic physical contact to close the psychological distance between each other. After all, using physical contact to build relationships is also psychological. One of the foundations.

But.....

"——Wait, wait! Hands, hands can't do it! The social distance between boys and girls should be kept at more than 50 centimeters!" Yako, who is as cute as a small animal, reflexively withdrew her hand with a blushing face, and hurried towards Then fled away.

"...What? The social distance between boys and girls must be more than 50 centimeters? Are you from the 1960s?"

"——This is sound!"

"Ha, ha...that's true! Yes, this is a healthy relationship between men and women. Yako is really amazing! She always maintains her own opinions."

Although he felt that this statement was very nonsense, An Luo still agreed with a smile and praised this girl who had no resistance to sugar-coated bullets or sweet talk, giving her a harsh, rigid and old-fashioned impression in his heart.

This also made Yako, after letting her eyes glance back and forth between An Luo and the cute Megumin, agreed to temporarily let An Luo sleep in her guest room, but asked him to leave the next day... An Luo naturally nodded in agreement readily.

After all, although there is nothing wrong in saying that, in fact, after understanding Mizi's character, An Luo is quite confident that he will stay here tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. If he has one or two, he can do it again and again... .Although I look down upon myself for choosing to deceive children for the sake of livelihood,

"It doesn't matter that Megumin is a girl, but Mr. An Luo... please don't enter my room."

"I know, anyway, your room is probably ready for your future husband and so on, right?"

Although he really wanted to tease this cute girl who was so serious and overly old-fashioned, An Luo had to restrain himself a little and casually waved his hand to show that he understood.

While watching Megumin and Yako enter the room, Anluo occasionally glanced at Yako's room and found that her room seemed to have no bed or even a bed. The large room was surrounded by huge bookshelves. There are densely packed legal books inside; the only thing that has a girly feel inside is probably the teddy bear in the corner that is big enough to be used as a bed.

.....There is definitely something wrong with this child, right?

An Luo, who had a premonition from the beginning, once again confirmed his inner suspicion, did not pay too much attention to Mizi's affairs, went to the balcony alone, looked outside and sighed deeply.

Chapter 10 Mizi is surprisingly easy to handle

After all kinds of strange twists and turns throughout the whole day, An Luo can be said to be completely exhausted physically and mentally. Although he finally found a place to stay, he still needs to worry about when the other party's parents will come back and what he should do. How to find new excuses.

Maybe sleeping on the streets would make you feel more at ease? But it doesn't seem good to let Megumin live on the street with him... But they haven't done anything bad now, and they don't plan to do anything bad. Even if they are called the police, it shouldn't be a big deal... right? But how did Yako find them at that time?

An Luo's mind was filled with worries and problems. Before he could think about the problem carefully, An Luo felt dizzy.

"--Well.....?!"

After a brief period of dizziness, there was a pain in his head that felt like being pierced by a sharp knife.

The pain that almost made him faint swept over him the moment it appeared in his brain. Even standing still became a luxury and he knelt on the ground weakly. He could only hold on to the railing with both hands to keep himself from falling directly to the ground.

"Gu...!?"

After getting used to the pain, which quickly subsided, the next moment a new severe pain came to his mind, even accompanied by a feeling of nausea, which made him reflexively cover his mouth to prevent himself from vomiting.

His vision was also pitch black, and for some reason he couldn't see anything. A girl's exclamation suddenly came from behind him.

"——An Luo?! What's wrong??!"

.............

About ten minutes later.

The pain that began to permeate the whole body from the brain gradually eased a lot, and the hazy vision gradually recovered.

"Here, water." Megumin, who was wearing the rabbit pajamas provided by Yako, handed him the water glass and said in a rare serious tone: "Your current situation is similar to a situation caused by excessive use of strength."

"It's like a person who never exercises. After exercising vigorously for a while, his whole body is sore the next day?"

"Is it close? After all, the brain is a very fragile and sensitive thing. The sequelae of intense activity are naturally stronger than the soreness caused by ordinary muscle exercise."

"After most people exercise, what appears in their muscles is lactic acid... So what appears in my brain after exercise... is it brain lactation or brain acid?"

An Luo, who was completely weak, slumped on the sofa and laughed at himself with a wry smile. In his heart, he had once again gained a new understanding of the unreliability of the god, and at the same time felt a little desperate about this sad reality.

"Maybe it's a matter of not being proficient yet? If you become proficient, maybe it will be fine?" Megumin folded her hands and pondered for a while, then reminded: "This may be similar to using magic. If you use magic that exceeds the magic limit, Life force will be consumed to replace insufficient magic power. If you use large-scale magic when the magic power is exhausted, it may even endanger your life. Just like when I used explosion magic, I fell to the ground and couldn't even move a finger. In addition... .Is there a place here where I can put explosion magic?"

"...When will you go to the Middle East? You can think about this issue again, but if it will cost your life, don't use it casually anymore."

An Luo, who didn't think that Megumin would have the opportunity to use explosion magic in this modern society, simply ignored the problem and started worrying again whether it was really what Megumin said. After practicing more and getting used to it, An Luo wouldn't be able to do it. Something went wrong.

If it's really like muscle soreness, it shouldn't be a problem in the future, maybe even stronger, and it won't be a problem anymore.

After worrying for a while, he felt that thinking about it was useless, so he gave up thinking not long after, dragging his overweight body on the floor of the guest room and fell asleep.

Megumin, who only slipped out of Yako's room to drink water, slipped into Yako's room again. Yako, who was sleeping on a teddy bear for some reason, slept in a close and friendly hug.

In this way, the duo, one sleeping alone on the floor and the other sleeping with a beautiful girl, welcomed their first morning in this world.

An Luo, who couldn't sleep all night because of persistent dizziness, sat on the sofa in the living room, staring at the unturned TV in a daze, thinking about what he should do next... ..For some reason, Megumin held her waist and walked out of Yako's room with a look of pain on her face.

"——No more!"

The moment she noticed An Luo, Megumin rushed over and put her hands on An Luo's shoulders, staring at him with scarlet eyes and shaking his shoulders vigorously: "If I continue to sleep with Yako, my waist will definitely break. Yes! That bear is not for people to sleep on! Hurry up and think of a solution! I will definitely not act like a good sister! Why does my sister still want to sleep with me? How much lack of love does that child have?!"

"....Well, there's nothing we can do about it. After all, Yako is indeed a person who is very eager for companionship. In order for us not to have to live on the street, we should endure it a little."

"No! How about we change! I'll go to the guest room and you and Yako sleep!"

"I think so too, but it's impossible for the other party to agree, right?"

"——Of course! What do you want to do! Do you want to do strange things to me while I'm not paying attention?" When Megumin suggested that they exchange, Yako, who happened to open the door, suddenly became emotional. He was very excited and shouted with a red face: "——Pervert! Disgusting! Pervert!"

"...I haven't done anything yet. Isn't what you said a bit too much?" An Luo accepted it in a calm tone. This was condemned by the girl he broke into the house, and at the same time he sighed indifferently: "Fortunately, there is no one else here, otherwise it would be a little troublesome to be regarded as a pervert."

“Just because nothing is being done now, doesn’t mean nothing will be done next.”

"Are you delusional about being persecuted? No matter what happens, I will never take action against my benefactor?" Even if this benefactor is stupid... An Luo always hides his inner thoughts.

"A benefactor...? Yes, that's true."

Being called a benefactor made Yako couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, revealing an irrepressible smile.