A treasure-appraisal maniac

The fighting master came in forcefully, pretended to be domineering, waved his hand and left quietly, leaving behind a legend in the Jincheng Patrol Bureau.

After asking Captain Qu, Lu Fei and Yao Meier also planned to go back. Secretary Li and Captain Qu personally sent Lu Fei out.

But when people came outside, they were all dumbfounded, but Douzhan Buddha hadn't left yet.

To be sure, it wasn't that she didn't want to leave, but that there was someone lying under Dou Zhanfo's car, and the car couldn't start at all.

This man was as skinny as a stick, dirty as hell, with an unkempt beard and long hair that hadn’t been washed for an unknown amount of time. His hair and beard were all tattered, and he looked even more attractive than a stray dog ​​that lurks in garbage heaps all day long.

The man was lying under the car with his legs crossed, humming a tune of his own in a playful manner.

"Guo Laoliu, fifty-nine."

"No money, just wine."

"If you don't give it, I won't leave."

"If you hit me, I will yell."

Conflict?

Don't talk about others, even Lu Fei was stunned and cursed "Fuck!"

Damn it!

This guy is so talented.

He is the first person in the world who dares to come to the patrol headquarters to have sex.

This performance alone is enough for him to brag about his awesomeness for a lifetime!

This guy put his hands around the tie rod under the car and went straight into the deadlock. Even if it was a huge fight, there was nothing he could do.

Captain Qu almost cried when he saw this scene. He thought to himself that this was too damning. Isn't this just giving me eye drops?

Here are Secretary Li and the unfathomable Mr. Lu, and over there is the super leader Qinglong who is in charge. He can't explain it even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

Sure enough, when he saw Captain Qu, Victory Buddha instantly became furious.

"You, come here."

"yes!"

Captain Qu trotted up to the Fighting Buddha and stood at attention to salute.

Victory Buddha pointed at the people under the car and yelled.

"What's happening here?"

"You dare to have sex at the patrol headquarters in broad daylight. It's simply lawless."

"Is this how you manage your security?"

"Report!"

"speak!"

"Reporting to the chief, this person's name is Guo Chunsheng, nicknamed Guo Laoliu."

"Ten years ago, Guo Laoliu's wife ran away with someone else. Guo Laoliu was so stimulated that he went crazy."

"But his mental illness is not frequent, it's intermittent."

"We arrested him no less than twenty times, sent him to a mental hospital more than a dozen times, and even I can't remember the number of times he was sent to a nursing home."

"But he ran out every time. But don't worry, Guo Laoliu won't hurt anyone. He only wants to drink. Last time, he had sex with Comrade Zhao Pengfei, the top leader in Jincheng. He extorted two bottles of Wuliangye before giving up. We also There’s no way to deal with him!”

"Chief, please wait a moment. I will go out to buy wine. Once I have the wine, he will come out."

"Fuck me."

The Buddha would go crazy even if he was defeated in a fight, but he really didn't have any moves, so he couldn't take out his gun and give Guo Laoliu a shot.

At this moment, Lu Fei came over with a few bottles of wine from his trunk and signaled Dou Zhanfo and Captain Qu to shut up.

Lu Fei opened a bottle of wine and poured two drops on the ground. There was an immediate reaction under the car.

"Feitian Moutai in 1980?"

"Give me, give me, give me and I'll get out." Guo Laoliu shouted.

When everyone looked at the bottle in Lu Fei's hand, it turned out to be 80-year-old Moutai.

Unexpectedly, a crazy person could guess what kind of wine it was and the specific year. Everyone was really dumbfounded.

Lu Fei smiled and said.

"If you answer it wrong, I can't give it to you."

"Fart, it can't be wrong!"

"Boy, no matter who you are, please stop fooling me. When I was drinking, you were still grinding your penis when you crossed the threshold!"

"Pfft hahaha"

At this time, even the fighting Buddha couldn't hold back his laughter.

Lu Fei continued.

"I have five kinds of wine here. If you guess it correctly, I'll give it to you. If you can't guess it, how about you get out?"

"No problem. If you dare to challenge me, I will curse you to give birth to a son without an asshole."

"Hold!"

"Hahaha"

After laughing, Lu Fei opened another bottle and poured out two drops. In less than a second, the answer was found under the car.

"In Jiannanchun in 1985, the manufacturer exclusively supplied half-pound packages."

"Boy, you can even afford this drink, you're awesome!"

"Hey, I guess you were right. Come on."

"Damn it, Xinghua Village in 1970, I want it, I want it."

"In 1985, Gujing Gong, give it to me, give it to me."

"How dare you, uncle, fool me with cold water? Get out of here."

Four types of wine from different origins and vintages plus a bottle of mineral water, Guo Laoliu guessed it accurately, even Lu Fei was quite shocked.

Lu Fei squatted on the ground and said.

"You are awesome if you answer correctly, but if you want a drink, you have to promise me something."

"You say it, you say it." Guo Laoliu licked his lips and couldn't wait.

"Four bottles of wine are here. If you want to drink, I can exchange the wine bottle around your neck." Lu Fei said.

Guo Laoliu hesitated and said.

"No, no, I'll give you the wine flask. How can I put the wine in it?"

"Idiot, the wine flask can only hold three liang at most. Wouldn't it be more fun to blow on the bottle?" Lu Fei said.

"Huh?"

"

That makes sense! "

"Okay, I'll switch with you."

Guo Laoliu touched the ground with his dirty feet and said.

"For the sake of fairness, you put the wine here, and I put the wine bottle here. I call one, two, three, and we both get it together."

"Okay, I'll do as you say."

The position Guo Lao was pointing at at six o'clock was under the left front wheel. Lu Fei put down the wine and stretched out a dirty black hand covered with oil from under the car. The wine bottle was put down.

As soon as Guo Laoliu gave the order, the two of them took action like lightning to get what they needed.

Picking up the wine bottle, Lu Fei was filled with excitement and carefully put it into his bag.

The sounds of "gudong,gudong" came one after another from under the car, and with an intoxicated groan, Guo Laoliu finally got out from under the car.

Guo Laoliu, who came out, ignored Captain Qu's murderous eyes and distorted facial features. He smiled at Lu Fei and said.

"Boy, there's a lot of wine."

"Tell me where you live, and I'll get you some good stuff in exchange for drinks some other time."

Lu Fei laughed loudly.

"If you want to drink, wait for me at Wangjiang Pavilion on Qingcheng Mountain in the afternoon two days later."

"Is this true?" Guo Laoliu asked overjoyed.

"I lied to you to give birth to a son without an asshole." Lu Fei replied with a smile.

"Hahaha, you are so angry with me, please say goodbye. See you in two days."

After speaking, Guo Laoliu shook his head and hummed a tune and left without looking back. He didn't look like he was even remotely insane.

When Guo Laoliu walked away, Lu Fei winked at Gao Yuan, who quietly left.

Lu Fei laughed after defeating Fula.

"Fei brother, you are so powerful, even the insane listen to you."

"Hey, it's not me who's great, it's my drinking that's great."

"Let's go, don't forget to buy me a drink!"