Abandoned Peasant Woman: Farming With a Cute Baby
Chapter 662: Why is Doudou standing and peeing
After eating, the family sat in the room to rest, and Doudou was greasy in Mu Lianfeng's arms.
"Daddy, dad, can Doudou ask you a question?" Doudou asked with his face up.
Mulianfeng smiled indulgently, "Of course, I can ask Doudou what he wants."
"Daddy, Doudou finds something very strange."
"Which thing is weird?"
"Daddy, why are you standing up and peeing? My mother and I are both squatting and peeing?"
After Doudou asked this sentence, he put on a cute expression.
Zhao Yuner and Mu Lianfeng looked at each other, a little bit dumbfounded.
"This..." Mu Lianfeng didn't know how to explain, he thought about it, "Actually Doudou can pee standing up, you are still young, so you just squat, don't believe you try standing up."
Doudou obeyed Mu Lianfeng's words and started to pee when she stood up. As expected, she could pee out without getting the clothes on her body wet.
"Daddy, it can really be!"
"Of course!" Mu Lianfeng touched Doudou's head indulgently.
"Daddy, can that be the case for my mother? Mother, you should stand and pee too, it's much more comfortable than squatting!"
Zhao Yun'er's mouth twitched, making her even more dumbfounded. "Doudou, you can be a mother but not!"
"Why? Mother, Doudou squatted and peeed like you before."
"Because Doudou is a boy and her mother is a woman, women can only squat and pee."
"Really?"
"Ok!"
"Fortunately Doudou is a boy, so it's cool to pee while standing!" Doudou looked very excited.
Zhao Yuner smiled helplessly.
I guess Doudou is just a whim, right?
Faced with the strange problem of Doudou, Zhao Yuner didn't find it strange, because she had studied it and was curious when she was a child.
At that time, I even saw the boy standing and peeing and learning from behind. As a result, he peeed his pants and was chased and beaten by her grandmother. She cursed and said she was a stupid girl.
It is still fun to recall that now.
Laughing suddenly, Mu Lianfeng and Doudou looked at her.
"Yun'er, what are you laughing at?"
"I still think it's good to be a man. It's convenient for a man to do anything, if I am a man."
Mulianfeng said with some sadness, "Yun'er, if you are a man, what should I do?"
Is there still a woman who makes his heart beat?
"Um...Even if I am a man, it's okay. We are still together. As long as two people love each other, regardless of gender, age and others."
Mo Lianfeng was startled by Zhao Yun'er's words, "Yun'er, I don't have a habit of breaking sleeves!"
"Haha, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously."
"Yun'er, I hope you will be a woman from life to life, so that I will be with you from life to life."
Zhao Yun'er was immediately unhappy, "That won't work, is it too pitiful to be a woman for life and life... I have to change me to be a man, right? Let's let you have your love under my knees when I look back."
After Zhao Yun'er finished speaking, why did she cover her mouth again, wishing to slap herself a few times, and she was too unconcealed.
Some did not dare to meet Mu Lianfeng's eyes.
An ambiguous smile appeared at the corner of Mu Lianfeng's mouth, "Well, in the next life, I will be a woman and you will be a man. But in this life... Yun'er, when will you be able to live under my knees?"
Mulianfeng leaned towards Zhao Yun'er, and the temperature in the air rose several degrees in an instant.
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