Abnormal items

"Jie Zuo wakes up! Jie Zuo wakes up!" Qi Zhu shouted loudly, and everyone gathered around to look at Jie Zuo.

Jie Zuo slowly opened his eyes, scanned the people around him, and then looked at the instruments all over his body: "Am I back in the real world? Are there any blue pills or red pills for me to choose from?"

The first words Jie Zuo spoke made everyone stunned.

"What blue pill and red pill?" Marcus asked.

"Huh? Haven't you seen The Matrix?"

Everyone shook their heads, and Jie Zuo patted his head: "Ah ah ah, Fufeng Labor and Management regrets it, let me go back!"

Fortunately, everyone was used to understanding Zuo's occasional outbursts and ignored him.

Jie Zuo became a little angry when he saw that everyone ignored him, and the next second Jie Zuo disappeared on the bed.

"Um?"

Everyone was shocked, and soon the sound of the TV came from the living room.

Everyone went to the living room and found Jie Zuo watching TV.

Before Jie Zuo woke up......

"According to the rules, I will give you something." Fufeng stood up, and the voice in his left head became much calmer now.

"Here you go." Fufeng threw something like a button to Jie Zuo. Jie Zuo reached out to catch it and looked at Fufeng in confusion.

"This is called a space reversal instrument. It can make space jumps within a radius of fifty meters. But it cannot go through space to another space. It can only be used in one space, and it needs to replenish energy after one use. It takes about two days. minute."

Jie Zuo's eyes were startled: "Isn't this just a flash!"

"If I understand you correctly, yes it is flash." Fufeng smiled at Jie Zuo.

Xie Zuo put away the buttons: "What are you talking about regulations? What regulations?"

Fufeng smiled mysteriously and shook his head.

"Um, what's going on with this kind of space that you can come in when you're dreaming?" Jie Zuo asked again.

Fufeng then shook his head. Jie Zuo saw that Fufeng didn't say anything and stopped forcing him. He turned around and pointed at the masked woman: "Will you let it go?"

"Of course, there is no need for this world to exist anymore, I will let it go."

The woman with the mask was lying on the ground feeling depressed: "We have known each other before, so why are we fighting? Pity those weirdos who died."

Xie Zuo stepped forward to help the masked woman up. The masked woman looked at Xie Zuo with complicated eyes.

"What, hey, little sister, will we meet again in the future?" Jie Zuo had a look of dementia on his face.

Fufeng covered his forehead, thankful that he was the boss.

"Well, I hope not."

"Are you so heartless?" Jie Zuo covered his heart as if he had been hit by something.

The masked woman rolled her eyes, and said again with a smile in her eyes: "I never want to see you again! Humph!"

"This is much better." Xie Zuo looked relieved.

"Who is this fool! Give me back my serious leader!!" Fufeng shouted in his heart, the muscles on his face twitching.

"Well, if you have nothing to do, you can go back." Fufeng really didn't want Jie Zuo to ruin his image as a leader anymore, so he said helplessly.

"What, I want to watch you send it away." Xie Zuo pointed at the masked woman.

Fufeng waved his hand helplessly, and the masked woman disappeared into the space. Jie Zuo wanted to say something more, but Fufeng continued to wave and Jie Zuo also disappeared into the space...

real world…………

"How did you do it, Xie Zuo?" Marcus asked in surprise, Jie Zuo, who was lying on the sofa watching TV.

"Waibibabu?" Xie Zuo replied to Marcus in a daze.

"What's for dinner tonight?" Marcus asked again.

"Roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised braised duck, soy sauce chicken and bacon..." Jie Zuo said a lot, and Marcus wanted to curse.

"Okay, let's change the question, how did you break the space?"

"Aples!" Jie Zuo shouted proudly, and the jar appeared in Jie Zuo's hand.

"Abnormal Item 233? Why is it in your hands?" Marcus asked in surprise.

"Waibibababu?" Jie Zuo repeated his old trick.

Marcus stared at Jie Zuo, and Jie Zuo looked at Marcus with a dazed look on his face. After a long time, Marcus was defeated: "Well, anyway, its real function is still found by you. I hope you keep it well."

After Marcus finished speaking, he led the people from the Tower of Babel and left Jie Zuo's home.

Seeing Marcus leaving, Xie Zuo stretched out his hand and gestured: "Ha, if you want to take something from my hand, you are still far behind!"

Qi Zhu saw Marcus leaving and moved next to Xie Zuo: "Jie Zuo, are you okay?"

"Why do you always ask me if I'm okay? If something happens, you won't be able to see me. If you see me, it means I'm fine. So, it's just nonsense for you to ask me if I'm okay!" Jie Zuo finished speaking proudly. raised his head.

Qi Zhu was stunned, feeling a little baffled, and left angrily.

Jie Zuo felt that his logic was clear again, which was simply "awesome"!

Walnut looked at Jie Zuo pitifully: "There is no reason why you are single."

"Huh? Why do you say that?" Jie Zuo scratched his head. Walnut ignored him and turned around to go to the kitchen to "look for food." In the past few days, because of "worry" about Xie Zuo, she had drank two barrels of beer less, and she decided to make up for it.

K·K looked at Jie Zuo, smiled, and gave him a thumbs up, encouraging him to keep up his efforts. Then he went out to find Qi Zhu and comfort her.

Jie Zuo looked at K·K's performance and finally realized the seriousness of the matter: "Could it be that...K·K fell in love with me, otherwise why would she smile at me? Alas, this is a trouble that good people cannot avoid. , what should I call her and my future children? Hey hey."

After dinner, Jie Zuo was paralyzed on the sofa watching "Garden Babies vs. Teletubbies". Walnut sat down next to Jie Zuo: "You are such an adult, why are you still watching such a childish movie?"

"Ha, what do you know? This film exposes the cruelty of the adult world, and also shows some complex truths in a simple way, telling everyone to wash their hands when eating and to be polite to others. Many adults cannot do this. It Bringing innocence back to the world is a good movie that only macho men should watch!"

Listening to Jie Zuo's long speech, Walnut clucked his tongue: "I watch a children's cartoon with you and you still feel a sense of superiority!"

"I don't care, change the channel quickly. The time for my favorite "Although the child is not yours, but he is still a life, you actually want to break up with me, you scumbag" is about to come. Please give me the remote control. "Jie Zuo and Walnut were fighting over the remote control on the sofa.

K·K was dancing his long legs and practicing fighting skills on the side, while Qi Zhu was cleaning his hatchet on the side.

…………

In Kefu Town, Android boarded the train. This time his destination was Bize City.

After Android and Zuo separated, he entered the dream space twice more. Now he is more experienced and mature than before.

Android held the folder in his hand. This was a commission given to him by Noah. The reward was so generous that he could not refuse.

Android accidentally knocked down the folder when he got in the car, and the documents in the folder spilled out. One of the papers said - Curse... Plague...

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