Abnormal items

"You're pregnant!" Jie Zuo was shocked from morning to night.

"Vulgar and boring!" Dengying replied.

"Oh..." Jie Zuo took a few steps forward with the lantern, and then said to the lantern mysteriously: "Can you really be pregnant?"

"I..." Dengying was speechless. He felt that Jie Zuo was very serious and didn't seem to be joking, so he had no choice but to explain: "I can't thank you!"

"Oh~~" Jie Zuo breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm just scared because I have no experience in taking care of pregnant women, so if you are really pregnant, I can give you a few days off. You don't know, I I was just thinking about finding a confinement nanny to take care of you..."

"Can we stop talking about this topic?" Dengying interrupted Xie Zuo.

Xie Zuo curled his lips and skipped forward.

"How are you going to find it?" Dengying asked again.

"Hen." Jie Zuo replied indifferently, then found a secluded place and took out the whistle and harmonica from his arms.

"What are you doing?" Dengying seemed to understand something and felt a little sorry for the cat and mouse.

Jie Zuo wiped the whistle on his clothes, then blew it, and then picked up the harmonica and played "Good Luck Comes".

Two voices were transmitted, and not long after, there was a commotion in the distance.

Jie Zuoyin rubbed his vagina and hid to watch. The summoned mouse and cat collided with each other. It was like Coca-Cola with Mentos in it, boiling instantly.

Xie Zuo hid aside and watched the fun with great joy. Deng Ying sneered at this bad taste, and then discussed with Xie Zuo enthusiastically that the cat was awesome.

The melee lasted for half an hour, leaving broken limbs and debris everywhere.

The cat and mouse slowly dispersed, and Jie Zuo patted his butt and stood up.

"You don't seem to care about this matter at all!" Dengying asked.

"You don't care? How do you see that I don't care? Be careful, I will sue you for slander, huh!"

There are only rats and cats in Neil District, and it has completely turned into a ghost town.

Jie Zuo picked up a bicycle on the side of the road, but the wheels were locked. Jie Zuo spent a long time removing the wheels and pushing it away.

"What are you doing?"

"Look for clues!"

"Why aren't you walking?" Dengying couldn't help but ask as he looked at Jie Zuo, who was pushing his bicycle and walking hard.

"Wouldn't it be faster to have a means of transportation? You don't even know this common sense?" Jie Zuo pushed a bicycle with only one wheel and despised Deng Ying.

"But..." Dengying also wanted to argue with Xie Zuo that transportation is a tool, not equipment, and it doesn't mean that you can increase your movement speed by wearing it. But after thinking about it, there is really no point in arguing about this issue.

Xie Zuo walked further and further, and came to a wasteland - there were no residential houses here, and there were only short shrubs except weeds.

It's early morning, the darkest hour of the day.

He lifted his waist and rubbed forward cautiously.

It’s spring and summer, and now is the time when mosquitoes are at their highest. But along the way, Jie Zuo could hardly hear any insects, nor did he feel any mosquito intrusion.

"There is a problem here!" Dengying reminded Jie Zuo in his mind.

Jie Zuo nodded, then blew the whistle and harmonica.

A commotion came from far away, and the cat and mouse came almost fighting.

In the dark night, green pupils and red eyes mixed together, and the sounds of biting and screaming continued...

Jie Zuo patted his chest: "It's much more lively now. It was really scary just now."

The sound disappeared for a long time, and the cat and mouse dispersed dragging their scarred bodies.

Jie Zuo stood up slowly and looked around, but didn't see anything suspicious.

Continuing to walk inside, Jie Zuo suddenly felt a little cold, and the hairs on his back stood up unconsciously.

The originally extinguished light of the lantern began to slowly turn red.

"Hey, hey, djinn, please don't trick me. If you light up the lanterns in this place, we will be living targets!"

"I'll try my best." After Deng Ying said this, he stopped talking. Jie Zuo saw that the red light began to go out as if it was suppressed by some force.

"You can only rely on yourself, come on, I believe in you Jie Zuo, you are the savior of the future, you are the light in the darkness, nothing can defeat you, come on, come on..."

"Whatever you want to do, do it quickly, I won't last long!" Dengying interrupted Xie Zuo.

"Okay! I will definitely live up to your trust. You... don't worry... I will take your share..."

"I'm not dead yet!"

"Oh." Jie Zuo rolled his eyes, his expression a little regretful.

"Beep~~" came the harsh whistle, followed by "Song of a Good Man" performed on the harmonica.

There was another noise, and both the mouse and the cat were cursing in their hearts. Jie Zuo also saw some people who had participated in the last battle running over with injuries.

This time the cat and mouse were more restrained. They stared at each other but made no move.

The two sides started a "civil war" where they only howled but did not take action.

Jie Zuo got angry: "Boss, I didn't give this to you to compete with each other!" After cursing secretly in his mind, Jie Zuo picked up a stone from his side, quietly walked around it, and then hit it accurately. On a white cat.

"Meow~~" the white cat screamed. The two sides were already at war with each other. This scream directly aroused the "fire of war", and the cat and mouse fought together again.

Jie Zuo rubbed his chin: "This is right!"

This time it didn't last long, both sides left some bodies behind and left with wounds all over their bodies.

"Have you had enough?" Dengying asked.

"When you've had enough fun, hurry up and go, I really can't hold it anymore!"

"Okay, okay." Jie Zuo jumped forward and played the whistle and harmonica again before leaving.

The cat and mouse, which had just run away not far away, hesitated for a while after hearing the call, then walked slowly towards the place where the sound came from, and then they met again...

The sound behind disappeared, and the red light of the lantern suddenly burst out, making Jie Zuo, who still wanted to whistle, feel a little regretful.

"Old Deng, you... don't last long!"

"Stop talking nonsense and investigate quickly. There is something weird about this place!"

Jie Zuo nodded. The further he walked inside, the sparser the vegetation became, and the uncomfortable feeling in Jie Zuo's heart became stronger.

A few minutes later, Jie Zuo looked at the sparse black mist in front of him: "Deng God, you gave birth to the fart you were pregnant with!"

"Damn it, it's a curse! Jie Zuo, retreat!" Deng Ying didn't have time to understand Jie Zuo's "crazy words" and shouted at Jie Zuo in his head.

The black mist seemed to be alive. When Jie Zuo saw it, it also discovered that Jie Zuo was there.

The mist rotated, condensed, boiled, and then rushed towards Jie Zuo.

Jie Zuo ran away without saying a word, not forgetting to blow his whistle and harmonica.

Jie Zuo escaped very quickly, but he was still a step too late.

The mist shrouded Jie Zuo in it, and Jie Zuo held his breath, and then realized that nothing happened to him.

Just as he was about to ask Deng Ying, Jie Zuo suddenly felt itchy...