Abnormal items

There was already a lot of noise outside, and those who didn't know thought there was some kind of party going on here.

When the sound outside reached a climax, Jie Zuo suddenly stood up, and the whole room fell silent for an instant.

All I saw was that he was shirtless on the left, holding a lantern in his left hand, a baseball bat in his right hand, and a half-unbuttoned belt on his trousers. The image was as weird as you wanted. The weirdos all looked at him strangely.

The room that was empty just now is now "overcrowded", and there are all kinds of weird things standing in the room, like a weird exhibition.

"Ahem, please be quiet and listen to what I have to say!" Jie Zuo coughed lightly and said loudly.

The weirdos were all stunned. They had never seen such a calm person for so many years in the industry.

"Everyone has come all the way here, right? I can't let you go back empty-handed, but I'm definitely not willing to let you eat for me, but I can give you a piece of information..." Jie Zuo put his hands on his waist, like It's like a leader "guiding the way forward".

The weirdos looked around at their companions, all curious about what this guy said.

"Listen carefully. Who is that? It's you. Hurry up and put your eyeballs back on. Don't you see that your eyeballs are about to fall out? How can you listen if you have eyeballs!

And the one holding the child, your son’s face is blue, you didn’t notice it! Oh, that's how it is, then it's okay..." Jie Zuo stood on the bed, pointing at these weird people.

The weirdos were at a loss for a while, and Xie Zuo, who suddenly "led" Fan, was calmed down.

"Quiet, I'm going to start talking..." Jie Zuo looked at the weird people below who gradually became quiet, nodded with satisfaction, and then began to tell slowly: "Once upon a time, there was a place called Aolai Country. Aolai Country owned A mountain of flowers and fruits..."

For two hours, just when Xie Zuo was talking about how to fight three dozen white-bone spirits, the weirdos below became a little restless - what are we here for? Why did you suddenly hear the story? The story is well told though!

"Just when Sun Wukong and Bone Demon were fighting each other..."

"What information are you talking about?" A weirdo couldn't help interrupting Xie Zuo and asked.

Jie Zuo glanced at it and continued talking without paying attention.

But the weirdos below began to become commotion, and even some weirdos began to leap into action.

Seeing this, Jie Zuo had to stop his story and said sadly to these weirdos: "I usually ask you to read more books, but you don't listen. Now, you can't even focus on the key points.

The information is that eating Tang Monk can make you immortal. I also told you about the characteristics of his three disciples. Why don’t you grasp the key points of such important information? "

"But this is a story, right?" A strange man with a broken skull and an empty inside asked.

"Yeah, how about it!" Jie Zuo's expression turned lifeless again, staring at it with dead fish eyes and picking his nostrils.

"So you're playing tricks on us?" The same brainless weirdo asked.

"Hey, what are you talking about? You are questioning me!" Jie Zuo became very unhappy and questioned it loudly.

The brainless weirdness made Xie Zuo Nong a little confused, and he asked in a low voice: "Does Tang Monk really exist?"

"Of course it's fake, where's your brain! Oh, you have no brain!"

"and you……"

"I'm stalling for time, idiot! Second senior brother, take action!" Jie Zuo jumped out of bed waving his baseball bat.

"How did you know I was there?" With a bang, the wall next door was smashed, and the butcher with a bone chopping knife came over menacingly.

"The story is good. Next time you tell me alone about the monkey and the bone spirit in the room!" the butcher said with a vulgar expression.

"No problem, I will also tell the story of three women and one hundred singles and five generals in the mountains!" Jie Zuo's expression also became wretched.

Compared with Jie Zuo, the remaining weirdness became a bit unbearable the moment he saw the butcher.

The Butcher seems to have a certain stance. As long as he is willing to reveal his "true identity", any living thing will fall into deep fear.

This kind of fear comes from the soul. What is fearful is not the butcher’s pig-headed appearance, but the fear of the butcher himself.

Just like its name - The Butcher, other creatures are just "fish meat" when faced with it!

The butcher turned to face the weirdos, and the expression on his face became ferocious: "Hey, the supply is sufficient, and we won't need to restock for a long time!"

"Ah~~~" Finally, a weirdo couldn't bear the fear in his heart and screamed.

The whole room was suddenly in chaos, with screams, the butcher's excited "whoosh", and the "click" of Jie Zuo chewing popcorn...

Twenty minutes later, the butcher wiped the blood from his knife and face. The ground was covered with mutilated limbs.

Jie Zuo was sitting watching the show when he saw the butcher walking over and handing him a handful of popcorn.

The butcher took it and threw it in his mouth: "Why aren't you afraid of me? It's strange. I have seen so many people, but you are the most special."

Jie Zuo curled his lips: "Afraid! Why aren't you afraid? The souls in my spiritual sea are about to explode. I even heard the voice of another me scolding my mother."

"What are your plans? I will only help you once. If I intervene again next time, the mayor will take action soon." The butcher found a clean place to sit down next to Jie Zuo.

"How many days until the harvest in Heim Town?" Jie Zuo did not answer the butcher's question, but asked instead.

"Three days!" replied the butcher.

"Oh~~" Jie Zuo thought while holding his chin.

"What are you thinking about?" the butcher asked curiously. This guy was the first person that the butcher found interesting in so many years.

"Should you eat tomatoes with fried tomatoes tomorrow morning? Or tomatoes with fried cherry tomatoes?" Jie Zuo was a little careless.

"Well, think about it slowly. I'm back. If you need anything, come to me at Flesh and Flesh Square." The butcher stood up, patted his butt, said hello to Xie Zuo, jumped off the window, and left.

Early the next morning, Mark came over with Hatcher in his arms. The room was full of blood and flesh, which shocked Mark.

"Xie Zuo, what...what's going on?"

Jie Zuo had also just gotten up. When he saw Mark's surprised expression, he said proudly: "Nothing, it's a small scene. When I was Ultraman, I was killing monsters from East Street to West Street, and the Ultra light wave was non-stop. Let it go, don’t even blink... By the way, didn’t you hear the big noise last night?”

Mark was stunned: "No, I slept very soundly last night. I didn't hear anything. I haven't slept so soundly since I called here."

Jie Zuo looked at Mark with suspicion, and Mark made Jie Zuo look a little frightened: "What are you doing? Are you suspecting that I heard you on purpose and didn't come to help? Am I that kind of person?"

Jie Zuo curled his lips and said nothing. The two of them went downstairs together. The original waiter still didn't show up, but there was a prepared breakfast in the restaurant.