Abnormal items

If the first two slaps still felt a bit unexpected, then this one was fair and aboveboard.

Because it was so aboveboard, no one present reacted.

"You...I...are looking for death!" The visitor was angry. This attitude of not taking him seriously at all completely annoyed him.

"You forgot to say Huha." Jie Zuo reminded kindly.

"Huha!" The visitor roared, and the bone knife slashed towards Jie Zuo's neck.

"Hey hey hey." Jie Zuo stepped back and hid.

The attacker wanted to add another blow, but was kicked to the ground by Jie Zuo.

"Why are you running! Just stand there!" Jie Zuo took Ahua's hand and ran.

Ahua's hands were soft and greasy, and felt comfortable to the touch.

Ah Hua wanted to remind her something else, but Xie Zuo's mind was not here at all.

Ahua didn't see the smile rippling on Xie Zuo's face at this time. I'm afraid even if she saw it, she wouldn't have thought that Xie Zuo could still think about these things at this time.

The people who ambushed them were not in a hurry to pursue them. They stood in a row holding strange weapons and aimed at Jie Zuo.

This weapon is entirely made of white bones and looks like a real-life gun.

"Whoosh whoosh~~" Several piercing sounds came from the air. At this time, Ahua was being pulled away by Jie Zuo behind her. She knew exactly what the sounds meant...

But before Ahua could react, her whole body was pulled by Jie Zuo.

The positions of the two were reversed, with Xie Zuo blocking behind A Hua.

"You're welcome...ahhhh~" Jie Zuo wanted to be a hero and save the beauty, but as soon as he got into his handsome pose, he felt a sharp pain in his buttocks.

"Who shot the employee in the butt?!" Jie Zuo turned around and cursed angrily.

"Swish, swish, swish~"

After another moment, Ahua pulled Jie Zuo and crouched down to dodge.

"I was a strong man until I got an arrow in my butt!" Jie Zuo carefully held his butt and said to Ahua with tears in his eyes.

"Why did you save me just now?" Ahua was still a little confused about what had just happened. In the abyss, such a thing as sacrificing one's own life was simply impossible, because the creatures that did this were already extinct.

"Will I tell you that I want to leave a good impression on you and then secretly attack you! Wishful thinking! Humph!" Jie Zuo shook his head, but still looked at Ahua sideways.

A-hua, who couldn't let go of what had just happened, immediately relaxed after hearing Xie Zuo's explanation - if Xie Zuo was really "selfless", A-hua really didn't know what to do!

The people who were ambushing them had surrounded them again, and Jie Zuo stood up unsteadily.

"Whoever shot my ass just now, please stand up!"

"I, what's the matter? Haha!" A man who looked similar to the one who was slapped before stood up and pointed at Jie Zuo with a gun-like weapon.

"...It's okay, it's just too accurate. I'm going to praise you in person!" Jie Zuo gave a thumbs up.

"Who are you? Where are you from? What are you doing?"

"My name is Android, I come from the Qidian Orphanage, and I'm here to save the world!"

The person asking the question looked at each other and said to the minions behind him: "What...what?"

"Well... our orphanage is rich in big bosses, like Dou Di, gods... they are all from us.

If you are interested, you can find out. There is an event now, and you can send it to Grandpa through time travel. You can choose from various beard colors!

And you can shape your face by yourself, muscular grandpa, macho grandpa, eighteen centimeter grandpa..."

"Huh?" Ahua was also very curious about Jie Zuo's origin, so when he told about his life experience, she listened carefully.

But when he heard it halfway, he guessed that Jie Zuo was talking nonsense, but he never expected that at this time, he would still have the intention to talk "yellowly"!

Jie Zuo turned his head and saw A Hua's expression of disbelief. He was a little puzzled: "What's wrong with you? Oh, yes, eighteen centimeters is a beard!"

"No need to add these details, I don't want to know at all, and since I have a beard, why are you talking so obscenely!" the ambusher yelled.

"Well... what I've been talking about is the beard. Aren't you... oh, so shy, so shy!" Jie Zuo covered his face and jumped on the spot.

Seeing Jie Zuo's state, these people were a little stupid. A young man came over and said, "Boss, you can't buy this kind of guy for much money!"

"Don't talk nonsense. We've been squatting all day and we still can't come back empty-handed!" The guy who seemed to be the leader scolded the minions.

Jie Zuo was still jumping around, and the leader interrupted him impatiently: "Okay, okay, this is all nonsense, you'd better be honest, otherwise..."

"Aples!" Xie Zuo put down his hand. Just now Yun contacted him and said that it had been done according to his instructions.

The leader was stunned: "What did you just say?"

Jie Zuo opened his palms, but there was no movement around him.

Jie Zuo scratched his face: "Well, I mean you guys are a bit unprofessional!"

"We are not professional, why can't you be professional?" The boss was a little unconvinced.

"Hey, you still don't believe me when I say you're not a professional. Let me show you how professionals do things!" After Jie Zuo finished speaking, he grabbed the leader's weapon.

The leader was stunned for a moment, and when he reacted, the weapon was already in Jie Zuo's hand.

"Watch it!" Jie Zuo motioned for him to listen carefully.

"I planted this mountain, I planted this tree. If you want to live forever, leave your clothes!" Jie Zuo shook his head.

"Um, why do you need to keep clothes?" the leader asked curiously.

"Don't interrupt, there's more!" Jie Zuo glanced at the headmaster with some dissatisfaction, and then continued: "If you dare to say no, come forward and grab your head. Stay in the deserted countryside, and be in charge of slaughtering or burying. Send it to Wangxiangtai, Never come back.

In the picture below, wealth does not matter for life, so lift your legs for me! "

"So, why do you have to lift your legs when you leave your clothes on? You definitely don't want to make money!" The boss was shocked.

"Well, if you weren't a sidekick, you would definitely be my sidekick." Jie Zuo patted his head on the shoulder with a look of regret.

The boss was confused: "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. Remember what I just said! Every industry has its own vocabulary. You don't even know the vocabulary of your own industry, and you still call yourself a professional!"

Jie Zuo's words made the leader bow his head in thought.

The little guy behind came up again: "Boss, let's do it quickly, eat this guy, and then sell the one with thin skin and tender meat!"

"Why are you so anxious? Didn't you see that I was thinking about something? Wait!" The boss was a little impatient.

Jie Zuo poked Ahua: "It's over, you're going to be eaten, and I'm going to be sold!"

Ahua glanced at Jie Zuo, wondering where he got his confidence.

"Bang~~" There was a muffled sound, and a small hole opened next to Jie Zuo, and a jar flew out from the small hole. There were various things tied to the jar.

The small hole disappeared immediately after appearing. The sudden change shocked everyone.

Jie Zuo stepped forward, picked up the lantern and baseball bat, and said to the leader: "I'm waiting for weapons, what are you waiting for..."