Abnormal items

Chapter 225 Welcome Master Jie Zuo! What? I am the master! (Д≡д)!

"What did you just say?"

"Huh? Did I say something? Hehe." Jie Zuo scratched his head and pretended to be stupid, which made Deng Ying even more certain that Jie Zuo didn't say anything nice.

Deng Ying wanted to question him again, but Jie Zuo quickly interrupted; "Hey, look, there is a little button on the wall!"

"Don't move, Jie Zuo! Don't move, slowly move your hand away from that button..." Deng Ying also saw the button on the wall, and when Jie Zuo was about to press it, he quickly interrupted Jie Zuo.

Jie Zuo's eyes were fixed on the red button embedded in the wall, and he moved his hand "with difficulty"...

"Yes, Jie Zuo, that's it, move away slowly..."

"But, I feel like it's telling me to press down!" Jie Zuo answered to the light shadow in his mind.

"This button is obviously a trap. You should be sensible and restrain your desires..."

"Humans see buttons just like cats see cat teasers. They have the urge to press them!" Jie Zuo was aggrieved and slowly approached the button with his hand.

"But you are a human being! Human beings are rational..."

"Pah~" Before Deng Ying finished speaking, Jie Zuo pressed it: "Huh~ It feels good."

"Why?" Dengying was very puzzled.

"Because I'm a madman. How can I be called a madman if I have reason?" Jie Zuo said confidently.

Dengying actually didn't know how to refute him, and was speechless for a moment.

Seeing the lantern shadow without replying, Jie Zuo was deeply impressed by his own logic.

"Run~~"

Jie Zuo's "pride" didn't last long. A laser beam suddenly appeared on the white wall, and the laser came horizontally towards Jie Zuo.

Jie Zuo was very familiar with the scene in front of him. There was a similar laser corridor in the movie "Resident Evil 1".

"Say, why don't you say it?" Deng Ying gloated.

Xie left his mouth curled and ducked to pass the laser beam.

At the end of the corridor, two more laser beams appeared, "cutting" sideways.

Jie Zuo lay down directly on the ground and hid.

After dodging the laser, Jie Zuo quickly ran forward, and within a few steps, three appeared at the end of the corridor...

By the time Jie Zuo ran to the end of the corridor, the laser beam had turned into a "net" and enveloped the entire area, making it impossible for anyone to escape.

Deng Ying sighed and waited for Jie Zuo to be broken into small pieces by the laser. Soon the laser net came over.

Jie Zuo had no way to hide, so he simply stopped hiding and waited blankly for the laser to come over.

Dengying closed his eyes, unable to bear to see the next scene...

A few minutes passed, but no screams were heard from Jie Zuo, and it was still very quiet.

"No, is it so powerful? You can't even scream?" Dengying was a little confused and slowly let go of his senses.

Jie Zuo was uninjured and was standing there with his nose pressed.

"Um...stopped?"

"No!" Jie Zuo shrugged.

"Didn't the laser pass?"

"It's over."

"Then why are you okay?" Dengying asked Jiezuo strangely.

"Oh, because those lasers are just lasers and won't hurt anyone." Jie Zuo shook his body back and forth to show that he was not injured.

"Crazy! The person who designed this mechanism is crazy! Why did you design this if it doesn't hurt people? What's the purpose?" Deng Ying really couldn't figure out what the brain circuit of the person who designed this "trap" was thinking.

"You...why are you swearing!"

"Huh?" Deng Ying showed his background and looked at Jie Zuo suspiciously.

Jie Zuo quickly turned his head away: "Look what I'm doing! Am I sick?"

"Jie Zuo, you have nothing to do with this place?"

"No - no -" Jie Zuo lowered his head and shouted to the ground.

"Look into my eyes and talk!"

"I can't do this! You are a shadow, how can I find your eyes?"

"Ahem." Dengying coughed dryly, realizing that what he said was a bit "idiotic."

"It must be because we have been reconciled to Zuo for a long time and have been infected by Jie Zuo, it must be so!" Deng Ying silently cheered himself up in his heart.

The farce was over, and Jie Zuo continued walking inside with the lantern.

Across the corridor is a hall.

There are some operation consoles around the hall. It can be seen that this place is basically the control center.

Xie Zuo looked around and saw no one.

The thick layer of dust on the operating table also indicated that no living thing had been here for a long time.

There is a huge "glass" circular column in the middle of the hall.

Jie Zuo lay on the operating table and rolled around, and the pillar actually lit up.

"What...what's going on?" Dengying was surprised again.

Jie Zuo raised his head, puffed out his weak chest, and said proudly: "This is a skill I invented when I was playing a game and joining a group. It can be used by any character, just roll the keyboard!"

Regardless of whether it’s useful or not, just press them all first and then talk! "

"Well..." Deng Ying couldn't comment on Jie Zuo's behavior, so he could only mourn for his game teammates.

"You have started the self-destruction program, now start the countdown, ten, nine, eight..."

"How do you explain this?" Deng Ying appeared and pointed at the numbers on the glass pillar.

"I can say fuck!"

The countdown on the glass column continued, but Jie Zuo did not escape.

"Five, four, three, two, one-half, one-quarter... Why don't you run away? Aren't you afraid?" The countdown stopped, and this line of words appeared on the glass pillar.

At first, Deng Ying was wondering why Jie Zuo didn't run away, but when he saw a half appearing on the pillar, Deng Ying knew that this so-called self-destruct program was probably a lie.

"Well... my legs are weak..." Jie Zuo was a little embarrassed.

"You are so honest!" Dengying thought that Jie Zuo had also seen the clues, but he didn't expect that his legs were weak. Should he be said to be worthy of Jie Zuo?

"Oh, are you afraid of me?" Another line of words.

"That's not true. The main reason is that I'm hungry. I haven't eaten anything yet!" Jie Zuo covered his stomach.

The floor on the ground cracked, and a small platform rose from below. On the platform were several packages of vacuum food.

"Hmm...can it be eaten?" Xie Zuo picked it up and looked at it. It was a standard Sanwu product, with nothing on the packaging.

"Don't worry, these foods definitely have preservatives added, and there are a lot of them. In theory, as long as they are not broken and stored properly, they will never expire."

Looking at the words printed on the pillar, Jie Zuo was even more afraid to eat it - these were just a few packets of preservatives.

Although he thought so, his hunger still made Xie Zuo open the package.

The first package was some kind of cooked meat. When opened, the smell of spices and essence hit your nostrils.

Jie Zuo took a hard bite, and the cheap taste filled his mouth. Industrial condiments bloomed on Jie Zuo's tongue. Of course, preservatives were also indispensable, making the already unhealthy food even more unhealthy.

But Jie Zuo doesn't care. He has already eaten this. Does he still care about whether he is healthy or not?

"Is it delicious?" A line of words appeared on the pillar.

“It smells so good!”

After eating, another cup of "82" Coke was served on the platform.

Jiezuo drank it all in one gulp.

"How is it?" the text on the pillar asked again.

"Apart from the weird taste, stomachache and dizziness after drinking it, there's nothing wrong with it!" Xie Zuo gave a thumbs up.

"Hahaha……"

A nearby floor tile moved away, and a round-headed robot rose up from below.

"Welcome...welcome...Jiezuo...master...people..."

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