Abnormal items

"My name is Jie Zuo. When I was born, my family knew that I was extraordinary.

My mother later recalled that it was a stormy morning, and I just heard a thunderclap, and I came out somersaulting.

When I was five years old, I went to kindergarten.

That was my first time interacting with children. Because I was too handsome, my parents didn't let me go out until I was five years old, for fear of hurting the self-esteem of other children.

The moment I stepped into the school, the whole school fell in love with me.

I smashed a lot of flowers and plants. Later, the principal raised funds to straighten the two teaching buildings that I admired so that the children could continue to attend class.

It's a pity that the principal who cared so much about the school never saw him again because of illegal fund-raising.

Because my incident shocked the world, the Federation decided to isolate me in a circle with a radius of 50 million kilometers.

I am very distressed because my bed is only 60,000 kilometers away.

But even so, I still met my first love.

We met in the bathroom. She was live broadcasting that day, saying something like "Oli, fuck my brother cute..." and other words that I couldn't understand.

I was moved by her temperament and indomitable spirit.

Although she is many years older than me, I don't care.

Nothing can stop the power of love, nothing.

Later she became pregnant, but once she accidentally fell down and had a miscarriage.

I was very sad, but she comforted me: "Dear, it's okay, I was pregnant with twins, and I miscarried one and the other."

What a wise word. A smart person like me deserves such a smart girlfriend.

Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, we still broke up.

Because her husband came to her with her grandson.

To my surprise, her grandson turned out to be the long-lost principal.

The principal was also surprised to see me. We met again after a long separation and drank a whole box of Wangzi milk.

He was drunk and talking nonsense, saying that he had taken money from the contractor, but it turned out to be a shoddy project. It collapsed in just two years, forcing him to raise funds to build a building to fix the leaks. Unexpectedly, the incident happened...

I knew he was drunk and had already started talking nonsense. Lou was obviously attracted to me.

The principal left as quietly as he came, never taking a penny with him.

The boss won't let me leave and wants me to pay.

This is nonsense. Is there such a thing as paying money in the world?

I had no money and was left by my boss to wash dishes in the restaurant. I knew this was a trick the boss used because he saw my beauty and didn't want to let me go.

However, things are not always perfect, and my boss kicked me out after only one day.

What to say, nothing to do can’t be done, nothing to eat is left.

I know this is just an excuse. The real reason is that the boss's wife came to find me. He was afraid that I would be wronged and so he drove me away.

In the blink of an eye, ten years have passed.

I am no longer the green young man I was before, and everything has been blown away by the wind.

Whenever I was riding a bicycle, holding a "bright silver gun" and shouting: "Changshan Zhao Zilong is here." I whizzed past on the street.

People on the street will look at me with envy, because my freedom and my chicness are something that these people trapped here cannot experience.

When I saw my first love again, it was at her funeral, and the principal burst into tears.

I comforted him not to be sad, people like you would probably see her soon.

The principal opened his eyes wide. I guess he was touched by me.

Yes, who can not be touched by such beautiful blessings?

The past has faded and I decided to leave this sad place.

In order to hide my identity, I wrapped myself tightly in white cloth from top to bottom.

The people on the train stayed away from me. I think they were intimidated by my temperament and did not dare to approach.

Alas, I have disguised myself so well, why is my temperament still coming out? Sure enough, excellent people are so boring.

This was the first time I walked out of the house. It seemed like I was leaving, but I didn’t seem to be leaving.

Because although the place is different, the people are still the same boring and boring.

I just go, go, go, go...

From day to night, from night to dawn.

I don’t know where I’m going, and I don’t know when I’ll stop.

But, it’s not bad…

Unfortunately, a group of dangerous people have targeted me.

They wore white clothes and drove white cars.

On a rainy day, he kidnapped me while I wasn't paying attention.

They took me to a place called Resting Place and kept giving me unknown drugs.

I think the person who kidnapped me should be the same person who gave Kudo Shinichi the medicine.

But I don't hate this place because the people in this place are interesting.

They speak nicely and are super talented.

Even so, I still can't be greedy for pleasure, because I know that the world is still waiting for me to protect it, and some people are still waiting for me to come back.

I won't let them down...

However, the food here was so delicious that I decided to wait.

No, I still have to go out, because the world is still waiting for me.

However, the young lady here is so pretty, so I decided to wait.

no……

but……

After a long time like this, I finally came out.

The outside world is so beautiful, but it’s a pity it’s not as big as my bed.

I met a lot of interesting people and things in the outside world, and these guys are all nice.

I was having a great time out in the world until...

Until, I fell into a hole and a stupid guy came over and introduced himself as Freddy!

This idiot is still staring at me, as if he still doesn’t understand what he means.

Okay, I'm done. "

Jie Zuo bowed slightly, while Skynet was still sorting out the logical loopholes in what he just said.

"Uh...what do you mean? Mr. Xie Zuo." Freddy looked confused.

"Introduce yourself. Didn't you just introduce yourself? That was my self-introduction." Jie Zuo looked at Freddy as if he were a fool.

"Um...isn't it a bit too long..." Freddy was still digesting what Jie Zuo said.

"Is it long?"

"long."

"Is this interesting?"

"No."

"Is it fun?"

"Is not fun."

"Who sent you?"

"Naya..." Freddy was shocked and looked at Jie Zuo gloomily.

"Okay, let me introduce you." Xie Zuo started doing radio gymnastics on the spot.

"What are you doing?" Freddie asked.

"Warming up, it won't be a good thing for a while." Jie Zuo replied.

"Oh, Creator, I don't understand you a little bit." Skynet finally came back to his senses.

"Okay, Mr. Xie Zuo, as long as you choose four of these rides, if you succeed, you will win." Freddy's face was gloomy.

"No problem, you go up to Skynet first!" Xie Zuo pushed Skynet.

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