Abnormal items
Chapter 242 It’s hard to pick a title
"You..." The little fish man was stunned.
"Shh~~" Jie Zuo put his hand to his mouth and made a silencing gesture.
"Jie Zuo is here..."
"Bang~~"
Just as the little fishman was about to shout, he was knocked down by a pan from his left side.
"I told you not to talk, why are you so disobedient!" Jie Zuo dragged the little fish man under the counter and secretly raised his head to look out with a pair of "thief eyes".
The surroundings are green, and some employees who have shed their skins are wandering outside. It looks very much like a scene from a horror game.
A "dog-shaped" staff member heard the noise coming from the ice cream stand.
I walked tiptoe here. The stall was very quiet, and the little fishman who usually guarded here didn't see it.
"Maybe it also went out to participate in the game!" the dog thought to himself.
Arriving at the ice cream stand, the dog was just about to poke his head in to take a look when a pair of eyes came up from the counter.
A person and a dog looked at each other across the counter, and the dog was stunned.
The owner of the eye made a "grimace" at it: "Hey hey hey!"
"Jie...Jie Zuo..."
"When~~"
Jie Zuo struggled to drag the dog in and hide it under the counter.
"Who! Who's in there?" a bear yelled at the ice cream stand.
Jie Zuo quietly hid it.
The bear also came close and looked inside.
"Hello! my name is Zuo Jie. what is your name?"
Xiong was stunned: "my name is..."
"When~~"
"Why did you hit me?" Xiong asked, covering his head.
"Hehe." Jie Zuo scratched his head and smiled, followed by another pan.
"When~~"
The bear fell down at the sound, and Jiezuo dragged it behind the counter again.
"Gulu, Gulu~~" Jie Zuo's stomach began to churn because he had eaten too much ice cream.
"No, this is not a place to stay for a long time!" Jie Zuo said to himself, then took out the little fishman's leather case from the counter.
But the leather holster was too small and could only cover his upper body, leaving his legs exposed.
He looks like a guy with a fish body but two long legs running back and forth. He looks very happy.
But Jie Zuo didn't care and walked out swaggeringly.
After wandering around the amusement park for a long time, Jie Zuo couldn't find where the toilet was. He had no choice but to grab a guy and ask for directions.
What was being pulled was a guy with nails all over his body, and three huge nails piercing his head.
"Hey! Brother, how can I get to the toilet?"
The nailed man was stunned for a moment, and when he turned around he was even more stunned - what is this? It came out before it evolved?
Jie Zuo saw that the nail man ignored him, so he asked again: "Brother, how to get to the toilet?"
"Oh, oh." The nail man finally reacted and pointed in a direction for Xie Zuo.
After finishing, the nail man asked Jie Zuo: "Brother, what's your situation?"
Jie Zuo scratched his fish head: "I'm a mermaid, man!"
"Beautiful..." The man with nails was speechless. If the mermaid looked like this, then the prince in the fairy tale would have quite strong taste.
Jie Zuo thanked the man with nails, walked a few steps and turned around before turning back.
The nail man was puzzled, and Jie Zuo said to him: "Brother, do you have any paper?"
"Um... here you go." The nailed man took out two crumpled pieces of paper from his trouser pocket and handed them to Xie Zuo.
"Brother, I see that you are not bad, let me tell you an inside story!" Jie Zuoshen came over mysteriously.
"What's the inside story?"
"Aren't we looking for a man named Jie Zuo now? Don't arrest him if you see him. According to a friend of mine, this man named Jie Zuo is Naiya's best friend, and the two of them even had a relationship with each other!
Our principal will always call him "Big Brother" when he sees Xie Zuo, so it's best for us guys not to get involved in the games played by these big shots.
I told you because I thought you were good. "After Jie Zuo finished speaking, he patted the nail man on the shoulder, then ran away with his butt between his legs.
The nail man scratched his head. He always felt that there was something wrong with this guy's brain, maybe because he hadn't finished evolving.
However, what if what he said is true...
Jie Zuo followed the nail man's instructions and ran forward. He saw no other monsters on the road.
The bathroom was just around the corner. Xie Zuo opened the door and walked in.
The bathroom was dark inside, with only a few pale green lights shining in from the upper window.
There was no other creature inside, so Jie Zuo took off his leather holster, found a random compartment and squatted down.
Not long after I squatted down, the sound of high heels came from outside: "Gada~Gada~".
The sound stopped outside the door of Jiezuo's cubicle, followed by a knock on the door of "Dang, Dang, Dang~".
"There's someone here, go to the next one!" Jie Zuo shouted.
There was silence outside the door, followed by a frantic knock on the door, "Dang, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong.
"This door is pulled outwards! It's useless for you to push it! Really, even if you go to the toilet, you won't be quiet." Jie Zuo pushed the door open.
There was nothing outside the door, just a pair of blood-red high heels.
In the toilet, a cyan hand slowly stretched out from under the toilet...
"Pfft~~~crack~~"
"Huh~~ feel good." Jie Zuo wiped the sweat from his head.
The cyan hand just caught it and quickly retracted it.
Jie Zuo lowered his head and looked: "Is it so advanced? It flushes the poop automatically, and I can't hear the sound of water!"
When he was done, he untied his clothes, pulled up his pants, and went to the sink to wash his hands.
There was a mirror on the sink. After Xie Zuo washed his hands and looked up, the mirror was facing him.
In the mirror, besides Xie Zuo, there was also a "woman" wearing tattered white clothes and with long hair whose face could not be seen clearly.
"Ah~~" Jie Zuo shouted: "I actually have a pimple on my face!"
As she said this, she used her hands to squeeze the pimples on her face. The "woman" behind her felt a little embarrassed and didn't know whether she should continue to stand here or change her posture.
Jie Zuo turned around: "Did you enter the wrong toilet, you gangster! Oh! Why do you stink so much!"
Jie Zuo covered his nose with his hand, walked to the door, looked at it, and then came back: "Oh, sorry, I entered the wrong toilet. Sorry, sorry."
"Uh-huh~" The woman raised one hand and hid the other behind her back, rushing toward Jie Zuo.
Jie Zuo picked up the pan and placed it on the "woman's" head.
The pan passed through the woman's body, and Jie Zuo was shaken so much that he almost fell down.
The two exchanged positions, and the woman jumped forward again, unzipping her pants quickly...
The "woman" was stunned. With her thick hair and red eyes, she glanced at Xie Zuo with disdain, then turned around and disappeared.
"Huh~~" Jie Zuo breathed a sigh of relief: "The ancients did not deceive me. Children's urine really works. The ghost ran away before I even peed."
"I can guarantee that it didn't run away because of this." Deng Ying's lazy voice sounded.
"Huh? Are you still alive?" Xie Zuo tied his pants.
"Nonsense!" Dengying replied unhappily.
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