Abnormal items
Chapter 244: No one is scared and the elevator needs to be repaired
The second floor leads to the third floor not by stairs, but by an elevator.
Chameleon uses illusion to block the wall with the elevator.
Because of their preconceived notions, Jiezuo and the others thought that going up was still stairs, so naturally they couldn't find the elevator.
Jie Zuo took the pan away and spat at the chameleon: "I'll let you go this time. You can reflect on yourself here!"
After Xie Zuo finished speaking, he walked into the elevator. There was only one button in the elevator, and there was no floor written on it.
"Crack~~" The elevator door closed with a sound and began to ascend.
"Deng Shen, did you know that in horror movies, the elevator never runs normally?" Jie Zuo was quite proud, as if he had a lot of experience.
Deng Ying couldn't understand where this inexplicable sense of pride came from, but this time Jie Zuo really got it right - "Bang~~" with a sound, the elevator shook violently, and then stopped.
The lights inside the elevator also turned blood red, making people very uneasy.
Fortunately, Jie Zuo was already accustomed to this color. When he first held the lantern in his hand, there was never a time when it was not "blood red".
"What should we do now? Expert of Jie Zuo?" Deng Ying said in a strange tone.
Jie Zuo seemed to not understand, rubbing his chin: "Why don't we ask about the magical conch?"
"Then where is your magical conch?" Dengying continued to ask.
Jie Zuo's expression became ferocious, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Stolen by a yellow sponge and pink starfish!"
Dengying was speechless, not knowing what to say.
"Oops!" Jie Zuo clapped his hands, as if he had suddenly realized something: "I thought of a good idea. Let's take off the top cover and we can just walk from it!"
"Hmm, that's a good idea. So how do you plan to remove it? Are you going to use your hands?" Deng Ying shouted!
Jie Zuo picked his ears: "Why are you shouting so loudly!"
Things reached a deadlock again, and Jie Zuo rolled his eyes: "Oh! I thought of another good idea. Can't we just call the maintenance master to fix it?"
Dengying simply ignored him.
"Ah? This idea doesn't work either!" Jie Zuo lowered his head in frustration, and then began to complain: "You think about it too! Why is it all me who thinks about it? Don't you have any sense of responsibility at all?
It's like this every time. When something happens, you rely on me to come up with a solution, and you still dislike the solution I come up with!
I cook the meals and take care of the children. You don't go out to work. You stay here all day and you complain. Why did I blindly find you in the first place? I can't live this life! divorce! Must divorce! "
Things developed into a family ethics eight o'clock stall, which Deng Ying did not expect. Jie Zuo was like a resentful woman in the family, thinking non-stop.
"Okay!" Dengying stopped helplessly.
"You...you dare to yell at me!"
"I didn't!" Dengying explained.
"You said no, aren't you yelling at me now?" Jie Zuo's eyes were filled with tears.
"I just told you to stop making trouble. This won't solve the problem..."
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen..." Jie Zuo covered his ears and jumped on his feet: "Give me an explanation!"
"Well, I……"
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen..." Jie Zuo continued to cover his ears and jump on his feet: "That's what you said!"
"If you don't listen, what else can I say?" Dengying really regretted it. He must have been impulsive in the mist - why did he choose him?
"Okay, now that you've started to deal with me, you must have hooked up with a certain female lamp!" Jie Zuo felt aggrieved.
"Mother lamp..." The lamp shadow showed its figure.
In the corner of the elevator, a man was covered in blood and his whole face was "torn off". He was startled by the weirdness - did he meet a colleague?
As soon as the elevator stopped, it appeared in the elevator, but it had no chance to intervene just now. Now a shadow suddenly appeared in the elevator, and it regretted it a little.
"Okay, you scumbag, you called me Xiao Tiantian when you chased me, now you call me Mrs. Niu... Oh, no, call me Jie Zuo! Do you still have me in your heart? I am pregnant with your child ah!"
As soon as these words came out, Weird was completely stunned. It looked up and down at Jie Zuo: "Child? Him? Pregnant?"
"What a kid!" Dengying slapped Jie Zuo on the head.
"Hey hey hey." Jie Zuo smiled and scratched his head: "It's quite fun."
"That..." Weird said weakly.
Jie Zuo turned around and stared at it with his dead eyes: "What?"
"Can you see me?" Weird said in confusion.
"Nonsense, you've been standing here for so long, of course I can see you!" Jie Zuo rolled his eyes.
"I thought you couldn't see me?" No wonder it said that, Jie Zuo's state just now was indeed as if he didn't see it.
"Hey, let me tell you, I have been performing for you for so long, how about you fix the elevator for me?" Jie Zuo tilted his head, squinted his mouth, and looked at the sky, looking like a "spiritual young man".
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Wei Wei was confused.
Jie Zuo and Deng Ying looked at each other, and then approached Weirdness in a tacit understanding...
"What do you want to do? You...you...don't want it...
Ah~~~" A strange scream came from the elevator.
The elevator was repaired, by some weird "friendship" whose name I don't know.
When parting, Xie Zuo greeted Wei Wei enthusiastically, but Wei Wei obviously didn't want to see Jie Zuo anymore. As soon as the elevator was repaired, Wei Wei rushed out of the elevator door and ran away.
The elevator continued to go up, and this time nothing happened to the elevator.
Because there was no floor display, Xie Zuo didn't know which floor he was on.
After the elevator door opened, it didn't close again.
Jie Zuo had no choice but to go out. This layer was very dark, the kind of black where you couldn't even see your fingers.
Jie Zuo was about to move, but was stopped by Deng Ying: "Your pants are blocking your IQ, right? Why do you always want to take them off!"
"I am mentally ill! Naturally, I am different from mediocre people like you. I think pants are a kind of suppression of human nature..."
Before Jie Zuo finished speaking, he heard a cry for help coming from afar.
Hearing that the voice was that of a woman, Xie Zuo's eyes sharpened: "Master, this must be a monster. According to me, let's take a detour.
Lest he become that immortal mount again, unable to be beaten or scolded, and ultimately sent back to heaven. "
"Besides going over there and taking a look, do you have any other way to go up?" Dengying asked.
"That's right." Jie Zuo scratched his head.
As we walked inside, a light suddenly appeared in front of us, and the light grew bigger and bigger as we walked.
When I got closer, I found that it was a wooden house, and the lights and calls for help came from the wooden house.
Jie Zuo dipped his fingers in saliva, then reached out and poked at the window.
"What are you doing?" Dengying asked puzzledly.
"Poke an eye and look inside. Have you never watched the TV series?" Jie Zuo asked confidently.
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