Abnormal items

Chapter 277 Those things on the subway (hey hey)

Xie Zuo was sitting on the subway, and the timetable on the subway kept blinking on and off.

There were many people on the train, and Xie Zuo was picking his nails out of boredom. His nails were a little long, but he didn't bring any nail clippers. Sitting directly opposite him was a cute girl wearing a mask.

Xie Zuo's trip this time was to a manor on the outskirts of Lina, and he was going to discuss with Lina how to turn the gold jewelry he got in the ancient city into money.

This thing should have been done a long time ago, but a lot of things happened in the middle. Jie Zuo even went to the abyss. After returning from the abyss, he finally calmed down until now.

The train was very smooth, but there was no Internet. Xie Zuo clicked on his cell phone and prepared to "harass" K.K. His plan also failed.

"Doraemon went to your house and saw your mother cutting a watermelon. Doraemon picked up the watermelon and smashed it on your mother's head."

Jie Zuo was dispelling his boredom by humming children's songs.

His singing made the surrounding passengers look sideways, and many people even cast disgusted looks at him.

"Ah~~~" A scream broke the calm in the carriage.

A young woman was covering her chest with tears in her eyes. Next to her stood a wretched-looking young man, smiling maliciously.

The passengers around him didn't move, and everyone seemed to be busy in an instant - those looking for things, those reading newspapers, those looking down at their shoelaces, and even one person talking on the phone.

The wretched young man took out a folding knife from his pocket, swung it in the air, spat at the people around him, and slowly walked towards the young woman.

Passengers around the two people moved out of the way, and the area suddenly became vacant.

Jie Zuo could even see the eyes of some of the people watching gleaming with excitement.

"The folk customs are really simple!" Jie Zuo sighed, stood up, patted his butt, and walked towards the place where the incident occurred.

"Hey, you must be lonely, let me help you!" The wretched young man said disgusting words, and the "liquid" secreted from his mouth was already flowing out from the corners of his mouth.

The young woman looked around. Everyone around her lowered their heads. Only one guy with dead eyes looked excited.

“Wuhu~~~”

The wretched young man stared at him, and Jie Zuo quickly covered his mouth: "Breaking money, sign up."

"Tsk~~" The young man looked at him with contempt and continued to face the young woman.

"I didn't expect to meet such a top-notch person today. I'm so lucky!" The young man licked his lips.

"Me too!"

"Hmm!!" The young man stared at that dead fish eye again - this guy is too annoying!

Jie Zuo quickly covered his mouth, then pointed with his toe to a strong man next to him, indicating that he was the one who said it.

The strong man immediately became angry, but then he looked at the knife in the young man's hand and decided to get out of the car and beat the blind fingering guy again.

"Boy, do you have any problem?" The young man asked Jie Zuo with a knife.

Jie Zuo poked the strong man with his elbow: "Ask you, talk!"

"Retarded!" The strong man turned his face.

"Stop pretending to be crazy! I'm asking you a question!" The young man had a fierce expression on his face.

"No, no, no one really thinks I'm okay!"

The yin and yang of Jie Zuo made the young man unsure for a moment: "Huh! I tell you not to meddle in other people's business. I'll take care of you after I'm done!"

"Oh, then I'll wait for you for one minute! Counting you to lift your pants, it's one and a half minutes!" Jie Zuo waved his hand generously.

The young man was angry: "You are looking for death!" After saying that, he rushed towards Jie Zuo with a knife.

Jie Zuo smiled and picked up a lantern. The young man touched the blood on his head and said with disbelief on his face: "How dare you hit me?"

With a pop, the young man's body fell to the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

The young woman looked to her left fearfully and sat in the farthest seat of the carriage.

Jie Zuoyi raised his head, quite proudly: "Please call me Master Yideng from now on!"

The strong man from before poked Jie Zuo: "Brother, you'd better run away!"

"Huh? The bracket cat is wondering that the brackets are over."

The strong man didn't understand what the brackets were, but he understood that Xie Zuo was confused now, so he explained to him: "Do you think we are really timid and afraid of getting into trouble?"

"yes!"

The strong man was choked so much that he almost couldn't breathe. He took a deep breath and then said, "See if his neck is red."

Jie Zuo looked along the strong man's hand and saw that the young man lying on the ground did have a red neck.

Zuo still didn't understand, so the strong man continued: "You know this is discrimination! When the media exposes you, and all the saints condemn you, you won't be able to explain it no matter how many times you open your mouth!"

Moreover, these red necks are extraordinarily united. They have been so violent recently that you can't even mention the word "red" on the street now, let alone beat one of their own.

When the police arrive, it’s hard to say who will be arrested.

This is not without precedent. "

The old man spoke earnestly, and Xie Zuo kept staring at the ceiling of the train.

Seeing Jie Zuo's careless look, the strong man sighed: "Oh! You don't believe it!"

"I believe it! But I'm not afraid!" Jie Zuo scratched his face.

"Why?" The strong man asked curiously.

"Hey hey hey." Jie Zuo smiled sinisterly: "Because I am a madman, and I have a doctor's certificate!"

The strong man was stunned for a while, then gave Xie Zuo a thumbs up: "You are still ruthless."

After finishing speaking, the old man muttered and walked away. Xie Zuo listened carefully and realized what the old man was talking about - I will do one another day.

Jie Zuo, who returned to his seat, was wandering again. The girl sitting opposite him looked at him carefully for a long time, and then raised a sign.

Jie Zuo looked at the sign, which read: "What I just did was so cool. Can you sit over here and let's have a chat?"

After Jie Zuo finished reading, he looked at some people still standing in the corridor and curled his lips disdainfully: "I won't be fooled. As soon as I came together, your accomplice sat down in my seat.

Then when I wanted to sit next to you, another of your accomplices took the seat first!

Then all three of you were seated, and I was the only one with my legs on! "

Jie Zuo's voice was so loud that it could be heard throughout the carriage. After Jie Zuo finished speaking, he could still faintly hear laughter.

The girl was stunned and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Jie Zuo thought he had exposed the girl's "evil" plot and praised his excellent logic.

The subway continued to move forward, and many people got off the train midway. The further forward, the fewer people there were, and there were only a few people left in the entire carriage.

The girl sitting opposite did not see Zuo coming over, so she went over and sat next to Xie Zuo.

"Hello." The girl stretched out her hand.

"Haha, I'm going to take a shower, bye." Jie Zuo stretched out his hand and shook hers.

The girl didn't know how to continue the conversation. Just when she was about to speak, the whole subway shook and then turned black.

I'm still taking medicine but it's not good to stop updating. So I'll update one chapter first.

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