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Chapter 367 Jie Zuo’s solo actions

The battle ended quickly, and the remaining remaining forces were unable to organize a qualified counterattack.

After plundering the Tower of Babel troops, they headed to the next location again.

Xie Zuo didn't know what he had eaten, and his stomach felt a little uncomfortable. He kept going to the toilet along the way.

"Ah~~~"

Why don't you scream so wildly when you go to the toilet?

The soldiers guarding the Tower of Babel couldn't help but said.

Because he was afraid that Jie Zuo would escape again, every time Jie Zuo left alone, a soldier would follow him.

"What do you know! Those of you who don't have diarrhea will never experience the pleasure of rushing water." Jie Zuo squatted and said unconvinced.

"Huh." The soldier rolled his eyes.

"Tch~" Jie Zuo saw that the soldier didn't seem so convinced and continued: "Even great poets have said this kind of pleasure.

Three thousand feet below the torrent, there is no paper in the pocket~~

In just two lines, the poem expresses the pleasure of having diarrhea, the surprise of feeling in your pocket after having a bowel movement, and the sadness of finding that you didn't bring any paper~~

He is indeed a great poet! The description is penetrating. "

Jie Zuo was chatting, and the soldier was a little impatient: "Are you okay? We have been out for half an hour. Be careful not to catch up with the team by then."

Jie Zuo's face was a little bitter: "Do you know why I read this poem?"

"You didn't bring any paper with you, did you?" the soldier asked.

"No, I brought it, but I just ran out of it." Jie Zuo defended.

"You didn't tell me earlier! I thought you were just sitting here! Squatting for so long!" The soldier took out toilet paper from his pocket and handed it to Jie Zuo.

Xie Zuo was a little embarrassed: "Actually... I've already done it..."

"Ugh~~It's so disgusting~~"

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Jie Zuo's solution was completed, and when the two caught up with the team, the team had already run far away.

Jie Zuo walked up to the captain: "Thank you for your hard work and waiting for me."

The captain smiled: "I'm not waiting for you specially. If there wasn't a cliff in front of us, we would have left long ago."

Only then did Jie Zuo notice that there was a bottomless cliff right in front of the team, and a town could be vaguely seen on the opposite side of the cliff.

A long gap opened in the ground here, and the gap was about ten meters wide.

The cliff stretches for a long time. If you want to go around it, you don't know how long it will take.

"Hmm~~ Why don't we leave and just wait here? Anyway, this game is to see who can survive longer." Jie Zuo suggested.

"But we don't have much supplies. We must find the next town before the supplies are exhausted. Otherwise, we will starve to death without others." The captain rejected Xie Zuo's opinion.

Jie Zuo looked at Hughes, and then whispered to the captain: "We will eat Hughes when the time comes. It must be very durable for being so big."

"I heard everything." Hughes was a little depressed - he didn't even mention eating them, but they still wanted to eat me?

"Shhhhhhh~" Jie Zuo whistled silently, turned his head to the side, and pretended to be stupid.

Without ropes and things to rely on, even the Tower of Babel would not be able to cross this cliff.

Now there were two roads before them - one was to climb down the cliff, and the other was to take a detour.

Neither of these two methods is the optimal solution, and there are certain risks.

The captain didn't dare to take risks and decided to take a detour after thinking for a long time.

The team continued to move forward, and soon everyone discovered that something was wrong - their physical exertion became very large, and hunger came more quickly than usual.

After walking just a few kilometers, I had eaten several times.

If this continues, the food that could have lasted them several days may run out in two days.

And the end of the cliff is still not visible.

If this continues, they may starve to death on the road before they can get around.

"We can't go any further." The captain stretched out his hand to stop the team.

Xie Zuo couldn't walk at all due to his rapid physical exertion and some diarrhea. At this time, he was being dragged by one foot on the ground by Hughes.

The captain found Jie Zuo: "I have something to ask you for help."

"Ah? What?" Jie Zuo opened one eye listlessly.

The captain leaned into Xie Zuo's ear: "We can't leave anymore. I want you to teleport directly and go to the town to get some food and ropes."

"Ah?" Jie Zuo was lying on the ground and making a long note. He looked like he was going to "die soon."

"We have many beautiful ladies inside the Tower of Babel. I can help you..." Before the captain finished speaking, Jie Zuo stood up with a groan.

"Brother, good brother, if you have anything to do, just ask me.

By the way, this is a little secret between us, don’t tell Qi Zhu. "

Jie Zuo's last words were whispered into the captain's ear.

The captain smiled: "Don't worry, brother, I will keep it a secret. Remember to come back."

"Yeah!" Jie Zuo nodded vigorously, and then walked to the edge of the cliff.

Behind Jie Zuo, all the soldiers from the Tower of Babel stood, and everyone looked at Jie Zuo expectantly.

Captain Jie Zuo and everyone raised a thumb: "Believe me, there is no poke!"

Looking at Jie Zuo with his big white teeth and a silly smile, a Babel soldier asked the captain: "Does the captain have any knowledge?"

"It's better than waiting to die." The captain smiled and waved at Jie Zuo, and then said to his team members.

Xie Zuo pressed the button on his clothes, and the whole person disappeared and appeared on the opposite side of the cliff.

The land on the opposite side is black. Looking back from here, the captain and the others can't be seen.

"Don't look, there's something special about this place."

"Oh my god!" The sudden voice startled Jie Zuo, and when he turned around, he realized that Hughes had followed him.

"Why are you here?" Jie Zuo asked angrily.

"Nonsense, I will definitely keep an eye on you." Hughes was also helpless. If possible, it would not follow Jie Zuo.

Jie Zuo curled his lips and lay down on the ground: "Since you are here, you can continue to pull me away.

I'm too lazy to move. "

Hughes was shocked, but he had no choice but to stand in front and hold one of Jie Zuo's feet, dragging him forward.

This picture still looks a bit scary.

The town was not far away, but after walking a few steps, the road became foggy.

In the thick fog, Hughes's tall figure dragged Jie Zuo, like a horror movie.

Someone in the town was hiding in a house, calling his boss in horror: "Priest, come and see, it seems like another monster has arrived."

The man called Father hurried over, picked up the telescope and looked into the distance.

Sure enough, I found a tall shadow in the thick fog, which seemed to be dragging a person on its hand. The person was still struggling and looked very "painful".

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"I said stop moving, okay." Hughes covered his face, feeling helpless.

"I have to avoid the stones on the ground, okay? Do you think it's easy for me?" Jie Zuo rolled his eyes.

"Isn't it easy? Then stand up and walk by yourself!" Hughes shouted.

Jie Zuo curled his lips: "No~~"

At this time, a whistle came from the fog...

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