Abnormal items

"When can we go back to eat? Jie Zuo squatted in the bushes boredly, chirping non-stop.

"Excuse Zuo Zuo, you can't~"

Jie Zuo glanced at Lina, ignored her and continued to chirp.

"What? I do! Hiss Liu~~"

Jie Zuo lay on the ground and kept licking the grass: "What? You are not allowed to eat, and now you are not even allowed to eat grass?"

"No...it's just too dirty..."

"Don't you dare to be more ambiguous!!" Si Xing was speechless. He felt that Lina was no longer normal, and it was definitely caused by staying in Zuo Dai for too long.

Will he become like this one day? Thinking of this question, Si Xing couldn't help but shudder.

Wu Yuan closed his eyes and made no sound.

After chewing a few blades of grass, Jie Zuo felt his mouth was numb.

“Doesn’t it seem poisonous~~”

"It shouldn't be poisonous."

Wuyuan finally opened his eyes, and before Jie Zuole could say anything, he continued: "However, they should have been sprayed with pesticides."

“It’s over~ I, Si’an, feel numb~~”

"No~~" Lina threw herself on Jie Zuo: "You don't even have a child now, how about I..."

"I'm sorry that I can't give birth to a human being." Jie Zuo became normal in a second.

Xie Zuo and Lina's two-person small theater was an eye-opener for Si Xing.

"Honey! What kind of youth romance drama are you watching? Come to my place quickly. Dramas of vomiting blood are staged every day."

The waiting process was boring. Jie Zuo was quiet for a few minutes before he couldn't help but move around again.

At this moment, a patrol officer deserted and came over to use the toilet.

People like Jie Zuo held their breaths as they watched this guy get closer and closer.

As luck would have it, the patrolling soldiers walked straight towards the bushes where Jie Zuo was hiding.

Wu Yuan made a silent gesture, and everyone nodded.

"Huh huh huh~~"

The soldier hummed a tune and untied his belt as he walked.

He held it in for a long time, and finally he could pee comfortably without the squad leader.

When they came to a remote corner, the soldiers looked around and saw that no one was around, and prepared to release water.

"The weather is so nice today..."

The soldier looked up at the sky, but unfortunately his interest did not last long, as the soldier had a look of pain on his face.

He was actually being strangled tightly, and the soldier hurriedly looked down.

I found a guy with dead eyes looking at me stupidly.

"Don't make a sound~~"

Jie Zuo said softly.

The soldier nodded quickly, Wu Yuan controlled the wooden puppet, and slightly increased his strength.

The soldier's face turned the color of pig liver: "Strong man, spare your life, I'm just here to take a piss~~"

"Let me ask you a question." Jie Zuo hid the soldier into the bushes.

Seeing that this guy looked unkind, the soldier nodded like a fool - there was nothing he could do, it was in someone else's hands.

"Do you often pee here?" Xie Zuo asked, his face serious.

The soldier shook his head hastily: "No... no... this is my first time... this place is very remote... no one comes..."

Jie Zuo breathed a sigh of relief: "I will teach you a lesson this time, remember! One small step forward, one big step towards civilization.

Not peeing or pooping is the basic quality of our young people in the new century..."

The wooden puppet still didn't let go.

The soldier was about to faint.

"Okay, I'll let you go this time and remember it next time!" Jie Zuo winked at Wu Yuan.

Wu Yuan nodded, pushed the soldier forward, controlled the wooden man, and let go of the soldier.

As if they had been granted amnesty, the soldiers ran away in a panic without even having time to pick up their pants, "drawing lines" as they ran, leaving a crooked mark on the ground.

In the office, the team leader was drinking tea. As soon as he took a sip, the door was opened with a bang.

The squad leader almost choked. Just when he was about to scold his mother, he saw his subordinates coming in with their pants raised and clanking.

The squad leader was so shocked that he even forgot the curse words.

Before the captain could speak, he heard the soldier shout loudly: "Captain! It's not good! The enemy has invaded our camp!"

"Bang~~"

The squad leader's teacup fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

"How many...how many people?"

"I don't know." The soldier wiped the sweat from his head.

"Who?" the captain asked.

"Hmm... little environmental protection guard?" Thinking about what Xie Zuo said to him, the soldier said with some uncertainty.

"Wow, wow, wow~~"

A group of soldiers is gathering urgently.

After gathering, immediately run forward.

Leading the way was the soldier who drew the mark.

Along the way, the captain looked at the marks on the ground and kept looking at the soldiers with strange eyes.

The soldier lowered his head, said nothing, and just hurried on.

Soon, the soldier led the captain to the bush just now.

This place has caused a lot of psychological trauma to the soldier. It is foreseeable that the soldier will not urinate in the wild even if he suffocates to death.

There was nothing in the bushes. The captain pushed aside the bushes and carefully examined the footprints and traces on the ground.

"How are you, captain? What did you see?" the soldier approached the captain and asked.

The captain frowned and nodded from time to time. When he heard someone asking, he stood up and said quite seriously: "Yes, it is indeed a human being!"

The soldier took a deep breath and raised his thumb fiercely: "Beautiful captain, this is the end of my words. It's you as expected!"

The captain waved his hand modestly: "Wherever, wherever, this is all experience. If you work for a few more years, you will be half as good as me."

"Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately it's only half of it. I don't want to become a complete fool." The soldier said silently in his heart, but his face was still extremely respectful.

Liu Dahun, whose full name is Liu Sanyuan, was called Liu Dahun because he was too ruthless when he was young.

But this was all many years ago, and now he has become a warlord entrenched in Guanghua City, with influence radiating throughout the state.

He and Gonda were facing each other from the south to the north. Both sides wanted to kill the other, but neither had any good solution.

Liu Dahen encountered a little trouble today. When he went to the living room to drink tea, when he returned to the bedroom, there were a few more people in the bedroom.

There are two women and two men, except for one guy who looks stupid and fufu, the other three don't look like good people, even though they themselves are not good people either.

"Your name is Charlotte!"

The stupid-looking one spoke first, imitating the little gangster in his tone.

Liu Dahen adjusted his clothes: "I'm..."

"Who! Who is down there? Come out, I can see you!"

Jie Zuo yelled.

Liu Dahun was stunned. What kind of idea was this? My thoughts were interrupted.

Si Xing quietly untied Zuo's sleeves.

"Don't touch me. I didn't listen to what he said. Is there something down there?" Jie Zuo pulled Si Xing's hand away.

Si Xing shook his head helplessly.

"No! I won't be willing to pry open the floor tiles!" Jie Zuo said, then raised his head.

The other three people also looked up at Liu Dahen.

Liu Da was stunned and pointed at his nose: "You don't want me to remove the floor tiles, do you?"

The four of them nodded together.

Liu Dahen wanted to explain again, until Lina took out a gun and pointed it at his head.

Liu Dahen almost cried - where did these crazy people come from! !