Abnormal items

Xie Zuo went in through that door. Outside the door was a corridor. The corridor was normal.

Xie Zuo saw M in the corridor at a glance.

But there's something wrong with his current situation - M is not standing on flat ground, but hanging upside down at the angle between the ceiling and the wall.

The left arm and right leg were extremely twisted, and the damage was so severe that you could even see exposed bone stubble.

But there was no pain on M's expression, as if he didn't notice it.

From M's perspective, the image of Jie Zuo coming out of the door becomes a bit strange.

He saw an extremely twisted guy coming out of the door. This guy's butt was on top and his head was on the bottom. He was moving his butt towards him.

Although he couldn't see clearly who it was, M still instinctively recognized that it was Jie Zuo. If there was any reason, it might be his "extraordinary" temperament.

"Oh M."

"The big butt has spoken." In M's opinion, this is a large butt opening and closing talking to him.

M thought it was strange, but he didn't think Jie Zuo had really become like this.

You must know that Jie Zuo is immortal. If he is really twisted like this, he can return to his original state by committing suicide.

If it's not Jie Zuo's problem, then it's our own problem.

M thought silently, then looked around at the twisted surroundings, and couldn't find the key to the matter for a while.

"Wow, it's really M! I can tell at a glance that you are M." Jie Zuo was still yelling.

M took a closer look at the big butt facing him: "Well... it's really a glance."

"Save him." Weiwei said to Jie Zuo from behind.

"Question mark." Jie Zuo was a little confused and turned around to look weird.

"You guide him and let him go to this door, but he can only move horizontally and cannot go any further."

"Why don't you go!" He unbuttoned his left button and buttoned his nose.

Wei Wei stopped talking and stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to think.

After a long time, when Jie Zuo was about to become impatient, he strangely pulled out a lollipop from his own flesh.

The lollipop is also very twisted, the candy and the lollipop are stuck together, making it impossible to tell them apart.

Jie Zuo's originally dead fish eyes suddenly glowed, startling Wei Wei.

"Wow~~What a weird butt plug..."

"It's a lollipop." Weird corrected.

"Wow~~What a weird lollipop, you successfully aroused my interest, ma'am." Xie Zuo covered his forehead with his hand and raised his head at a 45-degree angle. Imitate the "tyrannical president".

"I'm a man." Weird corrected again.

"Is there any difference between men and women like you?" Jie Zuo once again struck a critical blow to his soul.

Wei Wei took a deep breath, then handed the lollipop to Jie Zuo: "Hurry up."

"Hmph! Don't worry, use money to do things. This is our basic professional quality."

As he spoke, Xie Zuo grabbed the lollipop in his hand and put it into his "treasure pocket".

M looked at Xie's left side and looked like he was talking to someone.

M had a hunch - it was Chenfeng who spoke to Xiezuo, but he didn't know why Chenfeng didn't come out and say it himself.

Just as M was about to ask, Xie Zuo had already turned around and came back, still with the familiar "big ass".

He only looked to the left, took a deep breath and shouted: "Sister, go forward boldly! Go forward, don't look back... Huh? Don't drag me..."

M was a bit stupid and didn't understand what was going on.

The weird guy behind the door looked at Jie Zuo angrily, and Jie Zuo scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Then why am I out of tune?"

"This is the point! Who asked you to let him go forward!" The strange tone was a bit weird.

"Ugh...do you feel a sense of surprise?" Jie Zuo's eyebrows were dancing with joy, which made Weiwei want to punch him in the face, but he couldn't.

"Listen carefully, guide him, and guide him into this door. He cannot move forward and can only move horizontally."

Jie Zuo nodded obediently, wondering if he understood.

When M saw Jie Zuo, he turned around again and shouted to himself: "Take three steps to the left."

Next, Jie Zuo realized that the problem was not that simple.

M's position seems to be chaotic. If you tell him left, right or front and back, the steps he takes are completely random.

After working for a long time, M just moved from the angle to the ceiling, still hanging upside down.

Jie Zuo touched his chin and thought, and M also noticed something was wrong.

He had already seen that Jie Zuo wanted to direct him to enter his door, but after a long time, M found that he was getting further and further away from the door.

From his perspective, the door was actively moving away from him.

Jie Zuo patted his head: "Aha~ I understand."

He shouted so loudly that M was startled, and then he started to cheer up again.

M saw Jie Zuo patting his left leg, indicating that he would lift the same leg.

M obeyed, but found Jie Zuo shaking his head, and quickly raised his other leg, only to see Jie Zuo nodding slowly.

Then Jie Zuo made a gesture to the side, and M followed his gesture and moved his legs to the side, but Chi Zuo still shook his head. After trying several directions, Jie Zuo finally nodded.

In this way, Xie Zuo used his movements to direct M to move forward.

Sometimes, Jie Zuo's instructions left M a little confused, for example, asking him to walk toward the wall.

From his perspective, this is a wall. Fortunately, M still believes in Jie Zuo or his team member Chen Feng.

But unexpectedly, after taking that step, M actually stood on the wall.

Step by step, finally after several hours, M entered the door.

As soon as he entered the door, M felt a sharp pain. One of his hands and feet was twisted out of shape, and Jie Zuo's image became normal.

M wanted to thank Jie Zuo, but Jie Zuo was playing with his new toy, the twisted lollipop, and had no time to talk to him.

In the darkness behind the door, M also saw a strange thing, a guy who was twisted into a twist.

"Chen...wind..." M was a little in disbelief.

There was no response, and he nodded slowly after a long time.

"How did you become like this?" M still couldn't accept this result.

Chenfeng wanted to smile, but he didn't know where his mouth was now, so he had to give up.

"Captain, I came one step earlier than you. After arriving at the corridor, the further I walked, the less distorted the corridor became.

Later I realized that it wasn't that the degree of distortion was gradually decreasing, but that I was constantly being distorted.

When I found out, it was already too late. I wanted to go out but couldn't find the way out. The directions in that place were confusing, so I could only try one by one.

Finally found this door.

It's a pity that my... appearance..."

Chenfeng didn't say anything further, and M didn't know how to persuade him.

The two fell silent, and just when Jie Zuo tried to put the lollipop in his mouth, M finally spoke.

"When we go back, the Tower of Babel will definitely cure you..." M said this without any confidence.

Chenfeng shook his head: "I can feel that the reason why I am still alive now is because I am still in this hospital. Once I get out, I will definitely die."

M wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Chenfeng: "If you want to go up, you have to blow up this twisted corridor. I was going to blow it up, but I didn't expect you to come in."

M knew what his team members wanted to do, and he hit his left chest with his right hand - this was the Tower of Babel etiquette.

Chenfeng smiled: "I won't return the favor. I don't know where my left breast is now."

Chen Feng said it very plainly, and M's performance was also very plain.

Because this is their job, to use an inappropriate metaphor from inside the Tower of Babel, they are the underpants of this world, and they have to take on everything.

"Captain, take good care of my figurine wife, and destroy my browser records, completely." Chen Feng was extremely serious when he said this.