Abnormal items

Chapter 416 Dynamite is very sad

M saw that the two people suddenly stopped moving and came over quickly.

Jie Zuo's face still looked like it deserved a beating in M's opinion, but M didn't move and took out his gun and pointed it at the old spider woman behind him.

The old woman's expression was still very ferocious, and some ice debris could still be seen on her body.

That was the masterpiece of the M pistol. Unfortunately, such an attack did not cause any effective damage to the old spider woman.

M approached cautiously, but the spider still showed no response. Slowly, M became bolder.

Looking closer, the spider looks even more terrifying, with the cilia on its belly standing like steel needles.

M took out a bottle and walked up to the spider: "Go to hell!"

"Bang~~"

The reagent bottle passed through the spider's body and hit the ground.

A big hole was carved out of the ground, and M frowned.

Of course, he couldn't miss it at such a close distance. The potion bottle had passed through the spider's body just now, like a holographic projection.

M cautiously reached out his hand to touch the spider.

Sure enough, his hand also passed through the spider's body, unable to touch it.

M sighed, then looked at Xie Zuo: "Brother, I can't help you now."

…………

“Yoho~~”

Jie Zuo sat on Sarson's back, and Sarson rode a horse and ran wildly on the street.

"I asked you to get off my back and sit on the horse." Sarson felt helpless.

Previously, Jie Zuo said that he was looking for a man named Dynamite, and Sarson agreed to look for him with him.

There is no way, Xie Zuo is the first person who has the same idea as him in these years.

Although this guy looks jumpy.

But now Sarson regrets it. The method that Jie Zuo said is to mount a horse and fill the streets with shouts.

It was okay at first, but in the second half, I was riding directly on my back.

"He's not afraid of being knocked down either," Sarson thought to himself.

However, Jie Zuo had no intention of falling, and instead sat firmly.

"Come out with the explosives!! If you want to liberate the left, don't grab food!!"

Along the way, everyone who saw them looked sideways. Perhaps no one had ever seen such a wonderful performance in the circus.

Dynamite was eating noodles at a noodle stall when he vaguely heard someone calling him.

Immediately afterwards there was a rapid sound of horse hooves, and then Dynamite saw - Jie Zuo was riding a Sarson, and Sarson was riding a horse.

This appearance directly made explosives spray out. Of course he knew Jie Zuo. There may not be many people who have seen Jie Zuo in the Tower of Babel, but there are really few who say they don't know Jie Zuo.

Although the captain is not here to save him, the legendary figure Jie Zuo should be more reliable.

So Dynamite ran to the middle of the road, stretched out his hand, showed his eight teeth, put on the most friendly smile, and just wanted to say hello to Zuo.

Just look at the left riding Sarson, whizzing by in front of him...

"Come out with the explosives! Don't steal food from the left..."

Jie Zuo's calls gradually faded away, leaving only Dynamite maintaining his awkward smile in place.

"You're cheating! Who cares whether you grab the food or not?" Dynamite threw the noodle bowl in his hand to the ground.

"No! Maybe Xie Zuo didn't see me, that's definitely the case!" After venting his anger, Dynamite calmly analyzed: "No, I still have to go find him."

Saying that, Dynamite angrily ran towards Jie Zuo.

On the way, Sarson reminded Xie Zuo: "There seemed to be a young man greeting us just now. Is it you who is looking for explosives?"

"Mounts can't talk!!" Jie Zuo said dissatisfiedly on Sarson's back.

"Who is your mount?" Sarson felt that Jie Zuo was simply baffled.

Seeing that Sarson was a little dissatisfied, Jie Zuo patiently explained to him: "Think about it if Lu Bu rides a red rabbit horse into battle and the red rabbit horse can talk. What a terrible thing it would be!"

"Who is Lu Bu?"

Jie Zuo did not tell Sarson who Lu Bu was, but continued with the scene he assumed: "Red Rabbit Horse: Lu Bu, look at that mare in front of you, how beautiful it is~

Chitu Ma: Lu Bu, are you getting fat?

Chitu Ma: Lu Bu, is there any hidden weapon hidden between your legs? Thief J2 is hard...

Red Rabbit Horse…”

"Okay!!" Sarson covered his forehead: "Stop talking about Red Tuma..."

Half an hour later, the two stopped and Jie Zuo got off Sarson.

"One more lap!!"

"Oh!" Sarson finally understood. Jie Zuo didn't want to find the guy named dynamite at all. Maybe he made up the dynamite. This guy is a psychopath.

"Oh~~but I bought a package ticket~~" Jie Zuo's expression was a little regretful.

Sarson was about to curse: "Don't you want to find the guy named dynamite?"

"Of course I want to find... shush shush..." Jie Zuo tilted his head and whistled silently, looking at Sarson from time to time.

"Then that young man just said hello to you, why didn't you stop." Sarson was a little angry.

Xie Zuo's expression was a little lonely: "I'll tell you a story..." As he said that, Xie Zuo started to tell himself.

"I used to be a cheerful and sunny boy. I embraced the sun every morning, full of positive energy.

until one day……"

"What happened one day?" Sarson's interest was aroused.

Xie Zuo's expression became a little frightened: "That day, I went to school as usual, and happened to meet the class beauty on the way.

The class beauty actually stopped to say hello to me from a distance. At that moment, I even thought about what to call my two children..."

"Huh?" Sarson showed a puzzled expression.

Jie Zuo glanced at him: "Don't interrupt me!"

Sarson nodded helplessly.

"I even thought about the names of our two children. Then I straightened my hair, exposed my eighteen teeth, and waved enthusiastically towards the class beauty... I didn't expect..."

Jie Zuo wiped away the non-existent tears.

"What's going on?" Sarson looked very impatient.

"The class beauty...she actually walked past me! She was greeting the people behind her! Can you imagine the embarrassment?"

Sarson's expression was a little unnatural: "Well, just listening to you say it makes me suffer from embarrassment."

After a pause, Sarson continued: "So you think that guy won't say hello to us again?"

"No." Jie Zuo glared at him: "It's just because he's ugly."

"Forehead……"

"Aren't you looking for the explosives?" Sarson asked next.

Jie Zuo looked a little lonely: "Maybe he is dead..."

"I'm not dead!!!" Dynamite finally caught up. He held his waist and kept breathing, pointing at Jie Zuo and speechless.

Sarson took a look and saw that it was the young man who greeted him on the roadside.

"Jie Zuo... you... why are you running so fast!" Dynamite finally took a breath.

Sarson was about to step forward, but was stopped by Xie Zuo.

I just saw Zuo Zuo's serious face: "Don't go there, he is fake."

"ha!"

"ha?"

The second shout was from Dynamite, the first was from Sarson.

"Why do you say I'm fake!" Dynamite felt that this legendary figure was definitely mentally ill.

Jie Zuo showed a confident smile: "Then I will test you."

"Take the test, but you need things from the Tower of Babel." Dynamite replied.

"Of course." Jie Zuo smiled coldly: "Excuse me! What color is the underwear Dr. A is wearing today!!"

"How the hell do I know!!" Dynamite was going crazy.

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