Abnormal items

There was no light in the hall and it was very dark. Xie Zuo took a lantern and approached several statues to examine them carefully, and then he recognized that they were three-dimensional statues of Chinese chess.

There are all kinds of chariots, horses and cannons, and each statue is two heads taller than Jiezuo.

"That guy won't climb out again, will he?" Jie Zuo took a lantern and carefully observed one of the statues. It was not difficult to identify that the statue was a horse.

"Probably not." Dengying said somewhat uncertainly.

"Ha! There are four streets in the southeast, northwest and north, asking who is the father. How dare you ignore me? It's like the birthday boy has eaten arsenic - he is impatient to live."

"Yeah." Deng Ying didn't know how to evaluate it. In a sense, Zuo never left hatred until the next day - he usually reported it right away.

"Puff puff puff" Just when Jie Zuo was wandering around with a lantern, the torch on the wall of the hall suddenly lit up, illuminating the surrounding environment.

"Oh~~ High technology." Jie Zuo was surprised and ran under a torch to carefully study how this thing lit up.

"Is the point about the torch? Look at the ground under your feet." Dengying looked at the torch and couldn't help but remind him aloud.

"I just find it incredible. Look at those adventure movies. When the protagonist walks to a certain place or the boss is about to come out, the torches light up automatically. Just like voice-activated lights, there is simply no scientific reason." Even so, the explanation Zuo still lowered his head and glanced at the ground.

"Chess board?"

"It's chess! Why don't the chess pieces appear on the checkers board?"

"Hey, hey, don't I know how to play chess?" Jie Zuo touched his head and said with a silly smile.

Before the friendly exchange between the two ended, the chess piece statue on the chessboard began to move. The sound of "boom, boom, boom" could not be heard because it had not moved for a long time and stirred up a lot of dust.

"Cough cough cough cough" Jie Zuo coughed and fanned the dust away with his hands.

When the dust settled, the chess pieces originally scattered on the chessboard had returned to their original positions. The black chess pieces were complete, but the red chess pieces were missing a rook...

Somewhere, "The gears of destiny have begun to turn, but a small screw is stuck in it, destroying the trajectory of destiny." An old man wearing a white priest's robe sat on a master's chair and said to the people below.

"Bishop, is he the object 008 of that organization? How did they release him?" Sitting next to the bishop, a middle-aged lady with an elegant appearance picked up her coffee and took a sip.

"In fact, they didn't lock him up at all."

"So what should we do?" asked the young believer sitting below drinking green tea.

"Destiny is irreversible. We are the children of destiny, and we must eradicate those who violate destiny." The old man sat on it and said sonorously.

"Walnut, go kill him."

"Oh~~ Me?" The girl named Walnut put down the beer in her hand.

"But I only joined this religion because of the self-service drinks here! No one ever told me that they wanted to kill people!" Walnut burped.

"We are the Cult of Destiny, not some religion. Besides, you drank our year's worth of beer in one week. Shouldn't you make some contribution to us?" The old man sitting on it held his forehead with his hand. , said helplessly.

"Oh~~ But when you first attracted me to join the church, you said that this is a church where you don't have to worship gods, do anything, and have free drinks. That's why I came!" Walnut took another beer from the self-service drink machine next to him. .

"I...did I say that?" The bishop looked at the people sitting below with questioning eyes.

Everyone nodded in unison.

The bishop covered his forehead again: "That... that's because generally no one can go against fate. Those guys who call the world unkind and regard all things as stupid dogs are also destined to go against heaven, so there is basically nothing wrong with us. !

Who knows that a guy who is not in the destiny will suddenly appear. I don’t want to be too busy. I use prophecy to make money and then everyone can do what they want to do. Isn’t he nice to drink coffee, tea and beer?

But now most of the teachers’ prophecy skills don’t work anymore! Everyone has changed careers from prophet to fraudster! I'm old and I don't want to learn new knowledge again! I can't be a fraudster! I just want to collect my Chinese furniture quietly..." Seeing the bishop rolling around on top and saying words that would make ordinary teachers outside collapse on the spot, the people below covered their foreheads and couldn't bear to cry. See.

"Lord...Mr. Bishop, the world is unkind, and the saying "treating all things as stupid dogs" is not used in this way. If you say this, it will make people think that we are very uneducated..." a believer sitting below reminded.

"Ahhh! Am I talking about whether I have culture or not? I'm talking about fate, destiny! I've been talking about it for a long time and you actually bothered about whether I have culture or not!" The bishop went crazy from above, and the people below looked at each other.

"That's not how it was originally used." The congregants who had just reminded the bishop murmured in a low voice below.

"Okay, okay, I promise you! Come back and get double the beer!" Walnut put down the beer in his hand and turned to leave.

"Ahem!" The congregants turned away from watching the walnut leave and looked at the bishop sitting on it. The bishop had returned to normal, with a majestic look on his old face, completely different from the old man who had just been rolling around.

"Is our structure too loose? Every time I ask them to go out to do things, I have to do this. My body and bones can't bear it." The bishop hammered his waist and coughed lightly: "Well, the world is so unkind... It's so unkind... Isn’t that what it means?”

The middle-aged lady sitting next to him drinking coffee nodded slightly.

"Hey~~ I have always used it like this. It's so embarrassing to think about it..." The bishop's face turned red.

"So I'm going to be the driver?" Jie Zuo asked.

"It looks like it should be."

"But I can't play chess! Can you?" Jie Zuo asked Deng Ying.

"I know a little bit, but not very well. But these things are all masterpieces of alchemy, and their intelligence is limited. It shouldn't be difficult to win them."

"That's not necessarily true! Have you heard of Alpha Dog?"

"What dog?" Dengying didn't hear clearly and wanted to ask again, but Jie Zuo stopped paying attention to him.

"By the way, how do you win chess?" Jie Zuo took out the baseball bat that had been stuck in the back and asked Deng Ying.

"Generally speaking, you win if you eat the opponent's handsome guy. But I don't know if there are any special rules for this."

"Oh" Jie Zuo's eyes rolled around, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Dang Dang Dang" the sound of bells coming from nowhere spread throughout the space.

"Jie Zuo, quickly return to your position. Listen to my command later. What you represent now should be..." Before Deng Ying could finish his words, he heard a "bang".

I only see Zuo standing in Black's "handsome" position, holding an enlarged baseball bat in his hand. Next to it is the smashed and smashed statue of "Handsome".

"You...what are you doing?"

"Hehe, just get rid of the opponent before the chess game starts." After saying this, Jie Zuo made a "yeah" gesture.