Abnormal items

KK was dizzy, but Butch's change was too fast. Before K·K could react, Butch, who had turned into an ordinary red-robed man, rushed towards K·K.

"Cang~~" The sound of his head hitting the baseball bat was clear, and Butch fell to the ground. Jie Zuo stood behind Butch and gestured "yeah" to KK. KK forced a smile and his eyes darkened and he fainted.

The light of the red lantern became brighter and brighter, and a huge flesh flower emerged from the depths of the underground base. The flesh flower vines were inlaid with human heads one by one, and there was a circle of fangs at the stamens. Q.

The entire flesh flower was twice as big as Jie Zuo, and the flesh flower stood motionless in mid-air toward Jie Zuo and K·K.

Jie Zuo stared at the hole in the center of the flower and suddenly said to Deng Ying: "Hey, I suddenly have a bold idea."

"I have an immature suggestion regarding your bold idea." Deng Ying replied.

"As for your immature suggestion, I have a workable plan."

"As for your feasible solutions, Bize City has a complete constitution."

Jie Zuo still wanted to catch it, but the flesh flower standing upright in the air had already rushed towards him.

Jie Zuo rolled over and hit the vine's head with the soul-eating hammer.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” screams coming from the head, startling Jie Zuo.

The flesh flower hurt, the vine twisted, and the flower head hit Jie Zuo with a swing.

"Bang" Jie Zuo knocked against the stone wall and fell down

"How are you doing, Jie Zuo?" Dengying asked.

"What is this? A batch of meat, but the damage is still high? I have decided to cut the ADC in the next version."

Dengying didn't understand everything Jie Zuo said, but he still explained: "This guy should be a dependent."

"What are dependents?" Jie Zuo rolled around, dodging the slapping of the vines, and then asked.

"Family is a name given to some creatures that have received too much power from evil gods."

"Oh I got it……"

"you understood?"

"Not at all, hehehe."

"Hey, hey, he's big!" Dengying felt more and more that losing his body was a huge loss. It was a pity that he couldn't come out to help this big "meat flower" beat him up.

After Jie Zuo rolled away, he stood aside, his expression solemn and serious: "Grow bigger, my stick..." Jie Zuo twisted his orchid finger and yelled.

The whole scene was very passionate, but the words Jie Zuo said and the actions he made always made Deng Ying feel weird.

"I am the man who wants to become Hokage, open! Eight... Gate... Escape... Armor." Jie Zuo took the enlarged soul-eating hammer in his hand and smashed it at the "meat flower" that rushed over.

"Family, let us make an end today! How could I, who wanted to be the Pirate King, be defeated in a place like this? Die to me!!!"

"Huh? Didn't you just say you wanted to be Hokage?" Although Deng Ying didn't understand what Naruto and Pirate King were, he was sure that this was definitely not the same thing.

"Hey, hey, did I just say that I wanted to be Hokage?" Jie Zuo, who was halfway through the rush, heard Deng Ying's complaints, stopped rushing, scratched his head and stuck out his tongue...

"Xie Zuo, be careful..." Deng Ying's reminder was a step too late. Xie Zuo was knocked away again without any suspense, and bounced back after hitting the wall.

"As expected, it still doesn't work..."

"Who's to blame?" Dengying complained.

"It's up to you to defeat the giants and save humanity. You have to take care of the Survey Corps for me...ah, I'm dead."

Dengying looked at what Jie Zuo had written on the ground with saliva: "The person who killed me is..." Suddenly he felt that he should consider changing to another lantern holder.

………………

It was almost dawn at this time. Walnut squatting under the overpass, holding this picture with a pair of dead fish eyes and the other portraits of stick figures in his hand, stared at the sky in a daze: "Jie Zuo, where are you?"

………………

"Meat Flower" rushed towards me again. Jie Zuo held a lantern and crawled away: "Thank you, Lao Tie, for giving me the Dragon Ball. I, Jie Zuo, have resurrected with full health." Then he pointed at the meat flower: "Monster , today next year will be my anniversary, you take your life."

Looking at Jie Zuo, who was still alive and kicking with one arm drooped, Deng Ying didn't understand what happened, making him escape by going crazy?

"Jie Zuo, did you know that your arm is broken?" Deng Ying said to Jie Zuo, who was avoiding meat flowers and looking for opportunities to attack.

"Oh, really?" Jie Zuo looked at his broken arm, shook it indifferently, and then began to concentrate on "fighting monsters" again.

Once again dodging the attack, Jie Zuo found the opportunity to rush near the meat flower and hit the meat flower hard with the soul-eating hammer.

Rouhua staggered, and the heads on the vines roared in pain at the same time. The sound was so penetrating that it made Jie's left ear hurt. Jie Zuo covered his ears: "Don't listen, don't listen, this bastard is chanting sutras."

The meat flower was knocked to one side, but it immediately returned to the right direction and aimed at Jie Zuo. The "mouth" at the stamen ejected, bit Jie Zuo's shoulder, and then pulled hard...

"It seems like it's raining." K·K thought to herself as some warm liquid fell on her face.

K·K reluctantly opened his eyes, and vaguely saw a figure torn in half, "Who is it? I'm so tired." Just a few minutes of "getting a glimpse of the reality" drained K·K's spirit, K ·K fell asleep again.

"Jie Zuo, are you okay?" Deng Ying's voice was a bit stuttering.

"Mom doesn't have to worry about my broken hand anymore!" Although Jie Zuo said this, the sweat on his head rolled down drop by drop.

"You know? I still have a way to recover all injuries instantly." Jie Zuo said.

"You...don't..."

"Bang", the baseball bat rolled to the ground, and Jie Zuo's body fell to the ground.

The next second, the body disappeared. Jie Zuo stood intact on Rou Hua's "head" holding a lantern in his hand. Deng Ying was not sure what had just happened. He only remembered that in the blink of an eye, Jie Zuo was already standing on top of Rou Hua's head.

"Djinn, it's time for you to play your role."

"You...what do you want to do."

In Deng Ying's surprised voice, Jie Zuo jumped off Rouhua's head, twisted his body in mid-air and threw the lantern into Rouhua's "mouth", hitting Rouhua with a home run.

"Jie Zuo, you..." Deng Ying's angry voice is still echoing in Jie Zuo's head...

In the spiritual world, "Jie Zuo" looked at the ghost of the riot: "Is that guy dead again? Alas, when can I go out? I have a lot of jokes here." After saying that, he arranged his hair and Tops to "physically appease" the ghosts.

"You have to refuel, old man." Jie Zuo fell to the ground, not forgetting to refuel the lantern that he had swallowed.

The meat flower looked like a writhing "white maggot", and the head on the vine kept howling. Jie Zuo took out a handful of popcorn from his pocket and sat on the ground to eat and enjoy it.

After a few minutes, the meat flower stopped moving, and then a huge explosion came from inside the meat flower. Jie Zuo was poured green liquid all over him. He looked regretfully at the popcorn in his hand. He stood up and picked up the lantern from a pile of "things" scattered around.

"I'm out of gas. Goodbye!" Dengying said harshly and stopped responding.

Jie Zuo shrugged, and KK, who was lying on the ground on his back, walked outside...

It was already bright outside, and the sunlight shining on K·K’s face made her wake up briefly: “Where are we now?”

Jie Zuo smiled and replied: "On the way home..."

This chapter made my blood boil

If I can finish coding later, I will update the code. If I don’t play, I will update three chapters tomorrow.

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