Abnormal items

The octopus sashimi on the left is large and very fresh. I don’t know if the waiter deliberately retaliated against Jie Zuo, but the octopus served on the plate was whole and not chopped into pieces.

Jie Zuo held his knife and fork and compared it left and right for a long time, but he still couldn't find the right time to cut it.

Unwilling to admit defeat, Jie Zuo's eyes became sharp. He simply put down the knife and fork, grabbed the octopus and stuffed it into his mouth.

Not to be outdone, the big octopus opened its tentacles, and the suction cups on the tentacles tightly sucked Jie Zuo's face. Jie Zuo tried hard to pull down but did not pull it off.

Across the way, Qi Zhu and others in the restaurant stared at this "mermaid battle" with their mouths open.

Jie Zuo rolled over and hit the floor with his head. The octopus avoided Jie Zuo's forehead and mainly exerted force on the lower half of his face. The freed tentacles slapped Jie Zuo's face.

"You evil old ruler, the brave Jie Zuo will not give in." Jie Zuo was still shouting, then rolled on the ground and knocked over many tables in the restaurant. Qi Zhu hurriedly finished the meal in front of him, then rushed forward, grabbed the octopus and threw it on the table.

Jie Zuo lay on the ground and gasped: "Thank you, you are really a good partner of justice." Jie Zuo gave Qi Zhu a thumbs up.

"Sir...you..." The waiter came over and looked at the embarrassing scene in front of him in disbelief.

"Ha, it's nothing, it's nothing to me." Jie Zuo stood up immediately, then pointed at the octopus that was still crawling around leisurely on the table: "You guys take good care of it for me, come next time Sir, I’ll order it back.”

The waiter nodded, not knowing how to respond.

Qi Zhu covered his face in embarrassment, paid for the meal and apologized to the other guests, who were very polite. Because not every time you have a meal, you can see such a wonderful "halftime show".

On the other hand, Jie Zuo walked out proudly like a victorious knight.

"What did you just say?" Walking on the street, Xie Zuo asked Qi Zhu next to him.

Qi Zhu's embarrassing cancer had just been relieved. Hearing Jie Zuo's question, he had to repeat it again: "The people from the Tower of Babel want to find you."

"oh."

"Gone?"

"What else could it be, and I didn't know they were there?"

After hearing this, Qi Zhu also felt that it made sense. The two of them wandered on the street doing nothing, watching cars and carriages fighting for the way in front of them, and watching a fat middle-aged man's discarded hot dog being snatched by five or six naked homeless people. . Watching three robberies that occurred in a short period of time, and a "team fight" on the street. Jie Zuo suddenly wanted to say something, turned to Qi Zhu and said, "I want to write a poem about this situation..."

Qi Zhu was stunned and said casually: "Then you can do it."

"Ah - thieves are everywhere, and there are as many robbers as dogs..." Before Zuofu could finish unzipping, a black van suddenly stopped in front of the two of them.

Several big men in black got out of the car. Without saying a word, the men in black put black cloth bags on Jie Zuo and Qi Zhu's heads and pushed them onto the car.

This time Qi Zhu did not resist and was very obedient.

Jie Zuo secretly felt lucky in his heart - because he didn't think about the last two lines of the poem at all, so wouldn't it be embarrassing if he couldn't say them out.

The car drove for a while, and Jie Zuo, who had always been calm, suddenly realized that he had been kidnapped!

"Help -" Jie Zuo suddenly shouted, startling the man in black next to him.

"What are you shouting for? Even if you shout till your throat is broken, no one will come to save you." A man in black said sternly.

"Broken throat, broken throat..." Shouting, Jie Zuo suddenly laughed again.

The man in black didn't know why: "Why are you laughing?"

"Nothing, I just feel like this joke is too old."

The man in black was completely confused and decided to ignore Jie Zuo.

"Are you taking us there?" Jie Zuo asked, covered with a black cloth.

"You'll know when the time comes."

"Oh," Jie Zuo stopped talking and started singing: "I picked up thirty yuan on the side of the road and secretly put it into my pocket. No one else noticed that I picked up money again. I told the fool next to me I said, hey hey idiot."

"Huh?" The man in black sitting next to Jie Zuo looked depressed.

The car drove forward amidst Jie Zuo's "happy" singing. The kidnapper looked even uglier than the kidnapped person.

Fortunately, the drive was not long. After arriving at the destination, the people in black hurriedly got out of the car and pulled Jie Zuo and Qi Zhu down. Jie Zuo finally stopped singing, and everyone including Qi Zhu breathed a sigh of relief.

I have to admit that Jie Zuo's singing voice is really magical.

This is an empty place, with only a hut that looks like a substation in front of it.

The men in black pressed Jie Zuo and Qi Zhu into the hut, and one of them tinkered with the wall for a long time. The wall in front of me split to the left and right to reveal the elevator inside.

The people in black pressed Xie Zuo and Qi Zhu into the elevator, and the walls closed and the elevator went all the way down.

After a long time the elevator stopped, and the people in black opened the bags on the heads of Xie Zuo and Qi Zhu.

This is a huge space with countless people coming and going. Jie Zuo and Qi Zhu were pressed by men in black and walked across a section of the pontoon. Jie Zuo looked down and even vaguely saw many modern weapons. facility.

"Are you just..." Jie Zuo walked in front with a surprised look on his face.

The man in black behind him looked proud.

"Are you the men in black organization fighting aliens? You won't erase our memories, right?" Jie Zuo continued to say in surprise.

The smile of the man in black behind him froze on his face - what the hell is the organization of men in black? Is there really an organization that calls men in black? Just because we wear black suits doesn’t mean we are black.

Qi Zhu shook his head helplessly and said to Jie Zuo: "They should be from the Tower of Babel. Although we can't find them, they have a way to find us."

"Oh." Jie Zuo lowered his head in disappointment, making the man in black behind him very angry.

Soon they came to a door. A man in black opened the door and behind it was a large office.

The people in black made a gesture of greeting to Xie Zuo and Qi Zhu. They walked into the office, and the people in black closed the door and left.

Jie Zuo looked around and walked towards one of the stands, on which hung a medieval noble rapier. Just as Xie Zuo was about to take it, a young-looking man, whose age was unclear, walked out from the back of the office.

"I advise you not to touch it."

Jie Zuo turned around and saw this man walking over with a smile on his face. He extended his hand to Jie Zuo and said, "You are Jie Zuo. I have long admired your name."

"Ashamed, ashamed, I am the one who looks up to you." Jie Zuo also had a false smile on his face and enthusiastically held the visitor's hand.

"There, there."

"You are too modest, you are too modest."

"Don't dare to take it, don't dare to take it."

"It's worth it, it's worth it."

"I will be lucky enough to see the real person Jie Zuo."

"How dare you, how dare you."

"you are welcome."

Qi Zhu hugged his shoulders and looked at these two hypocritical people...