About me becoming a beautiful girl

I don't know exactly how much I drank, but by the time the crayfish were all gone, I had at least four or five more beer bottles under my feet, and I don't know where the others had gone.

I dare to say that if there is a tiger in front of me now, I will definitely not hesitate to be a sliding shovel and feed the tiger directly.

Looking at Bai Ge who was cleaning up the table, a strange idea suddenly popped up in my mind, so I practiced, I grabbed the corner of his clothes, and didn't care whether the oil stains on my hands would stain his clothes, so I just helped him wash them.

Bai Ge may not have reacted, turned his head to look at me with puzzled eyes, and looked at this resolute face, I smiled.

"Xiaobai! Do you think I'm good-looking? "

Huh?"

Bai Ge was stunned for a moment, put down the rag in his hand, looked at my eyes and hesitated, "It's pretty good."

"Do you think so too?"

I stood up with his body on my feet, and it felt like an earthquake, and the ground shook, and everywhere shook, so I lay on top of him, and looked at the white shirt on his chest, and I felt something missing, so I drew circles with my fingers.

"Why didn't you become a girl? If you become a girl, you must be better looking than me, you must be very cute. "

Vomit—"

I retched at his chest while covering my mouth, but when it was almost to my mouth, I swallowed it again, and it was not easy to wash if it was dirty.

"You're really drunk, go to bed."

"But... I feel so good now!

I felt that his tone was like coaxing a child, so I fought with him.

After a few more wine burps, I tilted my head to look at him, Bai Ge this guy actually had three heads.

"Tell me honestly, are you a three-headed and six-armed gray wolf?"

I smirked, my hand grabbed Bai Ge's clothes, I felt that the ground was shaking badly, and I was a little unsteady, but Bai Ge saw that I couldn't stand on my feet and held me in his arms, I struggled for a while, and didn't break free.

"You say, are you a gray wolf!"

"Or are you,

a rescuer sent by the monkeys!"

"You say!"

Lying in Bai Ge's arms, I burped a few times, I wanted to vomit, but I didn't want to wash my clothes, so I swallowed again, feeling like a fire in my throat, which was very uncomfortable.

"Xiaobai, I seem to be a fire-breathing dragon, I feel like my throat is about to breathe fire."

He sighed helplessly, grabbed my arm with one hand, and lifted my leg with the other, feeling that my whole body was light, and I was already off the ground.

Shaking his head, he looked around in confusion, probably this is the legendary princess hug.

"I'll fly! Fly and fly, the little plane is coming! "

I was carried into the room, and I was thrown on the bed roughly, and I groaned in pain.

"Go to sleep, don't make a fuss." After saying this, Bai Ge turned around and prepared to go out and continue to clean up the table.

But how could I listen to him, I struggled a little and I got up, and while he was not paying attention, I grabbed him by the neck from behind, and he was suddenly dragged down on the bed by surprise.

Because it was backwards, I was crushed underneath all at once, and when he turned around, his hand was just pressed against my chest, and he even pinched it twice.

"You're pinching me!"

A slap knocked his hand off, and it felt like his face was red, I don't know if it was my delusion.

When he stood up, he took off my shoes again, covered me with a quilt, and ignored my struggles, so that I could not get up.

"Sleep well, or I'll turn into a big bad wolf and eat you!" The kind that doesn't spit out bones! I

was silent when he said that, but as soon as he walked out of the room I pouted and snorted.

"I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf! I'm the Emperor of the Sheep Clan, lazy! "

I wanted to climb out of the quilt to show the big bad wolf Bai Ge what it means to be an emperor, but I felt that my eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and my mind began to get dizzy.

.........

I had a headache, and when I woke up, I felt my brain groggy, and I felt uncomfortable everywhere in my body, as if I had been pressed to the ground and beaten up.

I struggled in bed for a while, trying to sleep for a while, but my brain hurt and I couldn't sleep, and I felt pain for a while.

I had no choice but to sit up, and when I came together, I felt two heavy weights on my chest.

I guess I don't really want to sleep, but I want to escape the cruel reality.

Feeling the two heavy objects on my chest, I was sure without touching it, everything yesterday was not a dream, all this was real.

The sky outside the window was still hazy and dark, the moon was hanging high in the sky, and the long hair around my ears was slightly curled and tickled to the touch, but I was in no mood to care about it.

I didn't choose to turn on the light, I found the phone next to me in the dark, maybe Bai Ge helped put it here last night, I drank a little hard last night, and now I feel that my memory is a little confused.

I can't be drinking a broken piece, right?

The idea came to me as someone who had never drunk before.

Press the phone on, I'm extremely glad that I didn't set the fingerprint unlock before, but used the slide to unlock, otherwise who knows if the fingerprint can still open the phone after becoming a woman?

"It's only half past four in the morning, so it's early."

Struggling to get out of bed, I felt the obvious strange feeling brought by the two lumps on my chest, I couldn't help but touch it, and it was upside down.

"How do you feel bigger? I don't remember last night. "

Maybe I was so nervous last night that I didn't notice it, and I was so comforting to myself.

I didn't wear shoes, so I walked barefoot to the window, pushed open the closed window, in order to save electricity bills, but also to prevent the cold air of the air conditioner from leaking, I usually close the window before turning on the air conditioner.

It wasn't too hot in the morning, the breeze was XiXi, and I don't know why I wanted to sigh.

"Alas........"

I really feel very tired, not physically tired, but mental, mentally tired, I really want to escape, find a place that no one knows to hide in, and never come out for the rest of my life, so that I don't have to face the current troubles.

I raised my hand and looked at it, my hands were petite and white, as if they had been fished out of milk, not at all the same as my previous big hands that were a little rough because I didn't pay attention to maintenance, and I even vaguely smelled a sweet milk fragrance.

It's an outrageous body.,It's the same as the beautiful girl who came out of the cartoon.。

I muttered to myself.

Will it be a dream within a dream now? When I woke up, I found that nothing had changed, and I was still the ordinary boy with the flat head, not some beautiful girl.

The more I think about it, the more sure I am of this idea, after all, it's strange to wake up and become a beautiful girl or something!

But is it true that dreams have such strange touches and sights?

Looking at my hair, I fell silent, and it didn't feel like a fake to the touch.

I heard that there is no pain in the dream, maybe I just fell into a coma because I was sleeping under the quilt due to lack of oxygen, and now everything is a hallucination like a marquee?

Thinking like this, I simply closed my eyes, and as soon as my heart was crossed, I pinched my thighs fiercely.

"it!"

My voice was not so low that several pigeons outside the window who had risen early to forage were scared away by me.

I gasped in pain.

It really hurts, it hurts so much, I knew I wouldn't be so hard.

I used to hear that women's body sensitivity is much higher than that of men, and I didn't believe it yet, but now I completely believe it, who dares not believe that I am the first to stand up and testify.

After rubbing it for a long time, I still felt hot on my thighs, as if I was being burned, and the corners of my eyes felt involuntarily moist.

Really, a woman's body is really easy to cry, and it's definitely not what I love to cry!

But the real pain also shattered my last bit of unrealistic illusion, and reality gave me a hard blow, and pulled at my ear to tell me that it was not a dream.

The hustle and bustle outside the window has gradually increased, the early office workers have begun to walk on the road sparsely, and the sound of car engines has gradually intensified, mixed with the unique breakfast cries in the morning, and a new day has begun again.