Absolute Choice

Looking at Shi Xiaobai's lifting a short knife, he will stab him to the heart. The red archbishop's eyes are wet, and the tears are almost coming down.

He was originally an ordinary small employee in the San Francisco of the United States. He was increasingly numb in his inactive life, often blamed by his superiors, and he still had to endure his wife’s complaints when he returned home.

Occasionally, I will recollect the beautiful student days in junior high school, regret my own playfulness and not go forward, and every time I get drunk in the dinner, then I hide in the alley and cry to my dream that I have never been able to give up at this moment.

He once thought about suicide, and wanted to find relief from this unremarkable, uninteresting, day-to-day life. However, he did not have the courage, not to let go of the increasingly naughty son, not to be reluctant to The old ugly wife, just the self-satisfied delusion, supported him to survive.

He thought that he would spend his life in sorrow until he met the virtual leader. Since then, his life, his everything has changed, and his shameful and ridiculous delusions have been truly and truly satisfied.

In the virtual church, under him, above the 10,000 people, all the virtual believers saw him to be respectful, and he could trample on the dignity of any one.

He has been favored by the virtual lord, possessing the power of most human beings. He is able to enjoy the struggles of so-called geniuses, the desperation in the eyes of geniuses, and he is enchanted by destroying the elites who lived extraordinary.

There is no doubt that he is happy.

However, his happiness has come to an end at this moment. It is already a crime to let Xiao Yu escape. If Shi Xiaobai also commits suicide, it will be a death penalty.

Let the teacher disappoint, he will lose the identity of the Archbishop of Red, and if he is lucky, he will be the ordinary believer who will be resigned, and the bad luck will be sent to the next human bomb-type terrorist attack.

If Shi Xiaobai commits suicide, everything will be lost.

"No, don't, don't die!"

"I beg you, don't commit suicide!"

The Archbishop of Red is screaming and his voice is sad.

The sorrowful and painful voice just fell, and a sacred and solemn voice rang softly.

"Human, are you praying for this king?"

The red archbishop stayed and looked down, but saw the short knife lifted by Shi Xiaobai put it back on his chest. A pair of suicides at any time would not be anxious.

The Archbishop of Red sighed with a slight sigh of relief and thought about the words that Shi Xiaobai said. The brow gradually wrinkled.

How can he whisper in his capacity to ask for this three-layer slag?

No, if this guy commits suicide, everything in his life will be gone, not only identity, but even life will be lost!

No, I must now think that I must find a way to drag him and make him numb.

The Archbishop of Red spent three seconds to reach a conclusion, and immediately lowered his eyebrows: "Yes, great king, how can you commit suicide, the villain prays for you to live!"

Shi Xiaobai sneered and said: "Oh, do you think that a few words of flattery can make the king numb and forget your insidious purpose?"

The red archbishop’s forehead had a cold sweat, and at this moment, it’s really not easy to flick.

"Then you think about it."

Shi Xiaobai interrupted the thinking of the Archbishop of Red, a serious saying: "Fast, continue to praise the king."

The red cardinal suddenly became a stiff head, and just thought about the wording.

This man’s thoughts can’t keep up!

Shi Xiaobai suddenly said: "Yes, since your strength is what the Lord has given, is it that the leader can give power to anyone?"

The Archbishop of Red heard a bright eye and had a good idea in his heart. He quickly said: "Yes, the love of the Lord can give infinite power to anyone. The Lord does not want to hurt you, just to see your great identity. I hope to invite you to join the virtual church, and it will give you the power to match your identity!"

Shi Xiaobai heard the words, sinking up, seems to hesitate.

The red archbishop suddenly clenched his fists, chances, this is an opportunity!

"As long as you join the virtual church, with your great identity, you will be able to stand on the same level as the leader, you will be awe-inspiring, you will become the king of the world!"

The Archbishop of Red only feels that his future seems to have a turning point at this moment. Yes, no one can stand the temptation of strength and status. The little guy who has never seen the world and is addicted to fantasy will definitely be fictional and beautiful. Losing yourself, when he seizes the opportunity of his numbness, he can let the undead army that is going to be smashed into pieces!

“Hey, joining the virtual church seems to be a good choice too.”

Shi Xiaobai said to himself.

The Archbishop of Red almost laughed and said that happiness only came too suddenly!

"but!"

The red archbishop’s eyes stunned and immediately became nervous, but it was still!

Shi Xiaobai solemnly said: "But there is a saying that is good, 'not afraid of God-like opponents, afraid of pig-like teammates'. If the virtual church is full of pig heads, isn't it a pit?" This king decided to take a test of your IQ. If even the Archbishop of Red is an idiot, then probably there are not a few smart ones?"

The Archbishop of Red heard the anger in his heart, but he did not dare to show it, but said with a flattering voice: "You are right, it makes sense! I don't know how you want to assess the IQ of the villain?"

“It’s a short answer, as long as you answer a question.”

Shi Xiaobai said seriously: "Be careful, in the past, in a certain room, only two people, Xianggong and Niangzi lived. One day, the lady took a shower in the bathroom. Suddenly she heard a knock on the door. Excuse me, who is the knocker? ?"

The red archbishop glimpsed, only two people, one taking a bath, asking who knocked at the door?

This question... is too tm simple?

"Is it right?"

The Archbishop of Red felt that the problem was too simple, for fear of fraud, so he whispered this simple and clear answer with some uncertainty.

"What? Loud!"

Shi Xiaobai put his hand on his ear, and he didn't hear it.

"People!"

The Archbishop of Red shouted out his answer.

"Don't eat? Then louder!"

Shi Xiaobai screamed.

"People!"

The red archbishop shouted again with a scorpion.

"Don't dare to be like a man, then shout out the answer a little louder!"

Shi Xiaobai shouted aloud.

Shi Xiaobai's heart was so excited. For the c-level reward, he chose to let the red archbishop shout out three absolute options of "communication". He pondered for a long time and finally thought of this method of flickering.

Now the Archbishop of Red has already shouted twice about "Xiang Gong". As long as the Archbishop of Red yells out this obvious answer again, he will be able to complete this **** absolute option!

However, the Archbishop of Red did not scream "Xiang Gong" for the third time as Shi Xiaobai wanted. He completely stunned at this time, and he had a huge doubt and fear in his heart.

He obviously shouted so loudly, why did the **** want him to shout louder?

This **** is giving him a chance!

Xianggong is not the answer!

Yes, if the answer is a common one, the topic is too simple, and it will not be able to test the role of IQ. This problem must have another mystery, and there must be places he ignores.

There are only two couples in the family. The lady is bathing in the bathroom. Who will knock the bathroom door at this time?

The Archbishop of Red frowned and meditated. He kept turning his head, as if thinking about a philosophical question, innumerable brain cells dying at this moment.

"Not a public!"

The red archbishop suddenly blinked his eyes, excitedly patted his palm, and laughed proudly. He finally thought of the answer. This seemingly simple, in fact, the hidden mystery, it really tests IQ!

The red cardinal's mouth is full of smiles, looking at Shi Xiaobai, and the chest has a way: "The answer is not the same!"

"But... the next king!"

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(ps: 蹦瞎 Karaka, this chapter is written very well, I really am good at this kind of funny style, I don’t know if everyone is cool and uncomfortable, hey, smile and hand over your recommendation ticket and reward. Daily reminder On October 14th, this Friday, at 12 noon, "Absolute Options" is on the shelves, countdown is three days, everyone will subscribe to support when you arrive, remember to consume the coins first, the coupons are not counted as subscriptions. Don't give the author money!)