Abusing Scum is Not As Good As Cultivating Immortals

【Hahahaha, I almost pissed! 】

【My X, I really want to scare people to death. 】

[Scary, the scene just now scared me. 】

The barrage was screaming in horror.

Lotus can't see the barrage again, I don't know that the netizens were almost scared to cry by her, and they are still proud of themselves: "I think I am a genius, too good, you don't need it either I adore me too much, if you really like me, just click and follow me in my live broadcast room."

"Hmph, I'm just thinking about it now, and all kinds of ideas are constantly emerging, no, I can't help it, I'm going to start working, because I want to maintain a little sense of mystery, just Don't let you see what I'm doing, and I'll reveal it together when other guests come tomorrow."

Lotus put the camera aside and started dragging the bamboo around sparsely, but she was not in front of the camera, the audience could only hear her happily exclaiming "hehehehe" "Laughter, this voice is so graphic that people can't help but start to make up her expression.

After the sparse dragging sound stopped, I heard the sound of bamboo rubbing against each other, and after a while there was a sour "crunching" sound, followed by a rhythm Then, like constipation, she made a series of strange "ah-ya-hey-" sounds, accompanied by a tooth-crushing sound, and finally ended with a burst of "dong dong dong" sound as the end.

The whole process took two hours.

The audience was piqued by the series of strange sounds.

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【What is she doing? Listening to the sound, the picture feels wonderful]

【Who can hear what she is doing? Ask for the answer, I'm so curious]

[The ball is over, go and call the photographer, we just want to know what she is doing? 】

Lotus finally finished her busy work for a long time, panting to pick up the camera to take a selfie.

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[Hahaha, I don't know if she did it on purpose, maybe she didn't know it was scary]

[Ha ha ha ha... Every time she shows her face, it is from the angle of death, I should not know it]

"I just finished a great design, I'm exhausted, I'm going to get some flowers now, you will see the finished product tomorrow, you will think I'm really genius." Lotus said Put the camera down again.

"When I came here by car, I saw a lot of morning glory on the road into the village, I'm going to get some morning glory now, don't think that morning glory sounds like It’s very earthy, the finished morning glory looks really beautiful, so I won’t take the camera, and no one should steal it here.” She left, and the audience only heard footsteps leaving, and then There is no sound at all.

【Miss! It's not a question of whether the camera will be stolen, it's because there is no picture! 】

[No picture and no sound...]

Because she has been away for a long time, the audience can only pass the time by chatting on the barrage.

After half an hour, the voice of Lotus appeared in the live broadcast room again.

"You must be wondering why you need to transplant plants at night." She picked up the camera and photographed the transplanted plants and said, "Because transplanted during the day, it is easy to wilt. Quick, if you transplant during the day, you can only wait until tomorrow evening, when the sun is not so hot."

【Fuck, why does she appear so suddenly every time? 】

【We are not curious at all, no one has discussed this issue just now...】

[Actually, I have an idea... Is she often compensating for our barrage, hahahaha, sometimes when the brain is correct, we will feel that her interaction with us is normal, and now I feel strange】

【She seems to have done a lot, how did she do it? 】

【When did she weave so many bamboo baskets? Could it be when the strange sound was just made? 】

The audience looked at the morning glories piled up in bamboo baskets in front of them, and didn't know how she did it. It was a live broadcast room full of enchantments and a mysterious night.

After showing them the morning glory they had dug up, Lotus turned the camera on herself and said, "There should be some viewers who think I'm very strange, why I act alone, that's because the rest of the A guest, they're so clumsy, so I'm better off doing this work by myself."

While praising herself, she did not forget to complain about other guests, she was not embarrassed at all, she was very comfortable.

"I'm really afraid of them helping, they will definitely kill the flowers, so I do it by myself, I can do it by myself faster than them, the most important thing is, I secretly If it is done, they will be shocked tomorrow, and when everyone is guessing, I will come out and say that I did it, and I will definitely be admired by everyone."

Unfortunately, she made a mistake again, the audience was not curious, and the barrage began to complain again.

【We are not surprised, we thought you were too energetic! 】

【Hahaha, she guessed the barrage wrong again! There was no discussion about why she was acting alone. 】

【You secretly speak ill of other people in the live broadcast room, is this really good? 】

【Hahahaha, she really rehearses for herself, the director team is not as good as her】

After thinking about what will happen tomorrow, Lotus thought about what would happen tomorrow, she was in a very good mood, she put down the camera and said: "I'm going to plant all the flowers now, you can't see me for the time being, just be patient with Acacia I will try my best to finish it as soon as possible."

Lotus said and ran away quickly, and then quickly began to plant morning glory, where the camera can't see, she can use the light exercise method without any scruples.

, convert them into spiritual power, and give them root, she is also very hard.

After she finished the morning glory, she ran over to the camera to interact with the audience, and said, "I'm going to start making lawns and cobblestone paths now, you guys can bear with me for a while, I'll be back soon."

After she finished speaking, she took the empty bamboo basket and ran out of the shooting range of the camera quickly.

Then the audience heard all kinds of crackling sounds of her paving, which should be the cobblestones hitting each other.

After paving the stone road, she greeted the audience again: "It's almost finished, and finally I'm going to get some other wildflowers to decorate it, so that it will look good."

She was probably really tired. She was not in the mood to tease the audience this time, so she put down the camera and left. Say hello and get to work.

The audience sees a person like her busy going around, just imagining it is tired for her.

【My heart hurts, why is she working so hard?

[Maybe the other guests are really too good, she is blind? 】

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[Maybe to vent excess energy? Isn't she more energetic? You didn't do a lot of work during the day yesterday, so you feel uncomfortable? 】

No matter how the audience guessed, Lotus couldn't see their barrage and couldn't give them an answer. After she was busy in silence, she picked up the camera and took a selfie: "It's finally finished, and the sky is dawning soon. ."

She looked sideways at the faint morning light in the east, took a deep breath, and finally said, "I'm going back, pretending that I'm still resting, waiting for other guests to come over, it will definitely be scary. Jump, then all kinds of guesses, and finally I stand up and say 'I did all this', then I will definitely get a load of rainbow farts, hahahaha."

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[Confirmed the eyes, this person must want to grab the job of the director team]

[The screenwriter of this show should hate her very much. Not only did she not follow the script, she also wrote a script for the show without authorization]

She started walking in the direction of the small courtyard, chatting with the audience as she walked: "I won't show you the finished product I finished, and when the show officially starts, you can talk to the guests. Let's be shocked together."

The tone was really super confident, the audience was amused by her, and they all began to complain about her inexplicable self-confidence when they remembered that she was still distressed.

【I really want to know how her parents raised her, why is she so confident? As a person with super low self-esteem, I really need to neutralize her mentality with her]

[I think we may be disappointed when the sun rises, because she blows too hard, her expectations are too high, and it is easy to be disappointed]

[+1, I also feel disappointed, seeing that the flowers she brought for decoration are very ordinary flowers, how could it shock our eyes]

No matter how common it is, morning glory is still a flower]

Lianhua didn't know, the audience in the live broadcast room quarreled because of the flowers, she walked briskly to the small courtyard, she wanted to pretend that she slept all night, unexpectedly , As soon as she entered the door, she met Mu Qingwei who had just woken up and was about to take a shower. She was startled, she trembled and almost jumped up and threw the camera in her hand.

"Why did you go so early?" Mu Qingwei asked strangely when she saw her coming in from the door.

"Nothing." Lianhua held the camera in his hand, either hiding it or not, but fortunately Mu Qingwei was not suspicious, he went to the bathroom with a sigh of relief.

The audience laughed.

【Hahahaha! almost exposed]

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