Abusing Scum is Not As Good As Cultivating Immortals
Chapter 155:
In addition to complaining about the guests, the netizens who watched the live broadcast also began to complain about the host.
No matter how the guests begged, the program team did not soften at all. There was no way. The guests could only discuss and see which farm they were going to be responsible for.
Because of everyone's impression of raising ducks and geese, they probably know that it is difficult to drive them to the mall, so everyone rushed to raise chickens and rabbits, and Lotus said calmly: "You guys Whatever you choose, I can do anything."
[Confidence Zhou Anan is back, hahaha, looking forward to the new week's program]
【Hahahaha, I don’t know what she will do this week】
They quickly grabbed the job they wanted, and finally Lotus got a job raising ducks. Su Wen originally grabbed a job raising rabbits, but when she saw Lotus going to raise ducks, After discussing with Wei Han, she chose to exchange with Ding Jin, and the last two girls went to raise geese.
Su Wen's abacus is very loud, anyway, catching a group of ducks is also catching a group of geese.
So they all went to their respective farms.
Lotus walked to the farm of the villager she was in charge of, and she was at a loss. She looked left and right and asked the accompanying program staff: "Is this a farm?"
The staff nodded and said, "Yes."
Lotus looked at an ordinary small yard, and there were at most two or three hundred ducks in it. This is the breeding farm.
She confirmed it again: "This is really a farm?"
The staff said: "Yes, the screenwriter wants to create art, farm, exaggerated rhetoric."
The audience laughed when they saw the small courtyard in the camera.
【Hahaha, farm? 】
【Is this a farm? 】
【Hahahaha! Art creation, exaggeration! Farm! 】
[The program group is also very showy. Operation]
Lotus compared OK and said, "I understand." She estimated that other people were the same here. After figuring out the situation, she went in with Mu Qingwei.
The two began to learn how to raise ducks under the guidance of the villagers.
Mu Qingwei chased for a long time with a bamboo pole, the ducks didn't obey him and ran around, Lotus was watching him laughing by the side, he dared for a long time without success, in the end he could only helplessly Look at the lotus.
Lotus took the bamboo pole in his hand, released a hint of coercion, coughed, and then used the bamboo pole in his hand to drive away a little, the ducks immediately succumbed to her lewd power. Pacing the little feet to run out.
"Awesome." Mu Qingwei gave a thumbs up and boasted that he just saw Lianhua's absent-minded appearance in class, but he didn't expect that he was a hidden master.
【Wow, she can really do anything, it’s amazing. 】
【Hahaha, this week’s challenges are not difficult for her. 】
Lotus nodded slightly: "Small meaning."
Although these animals are not very intelligent, their intuition for danger is unmatched by humans. As long as she releases a little signal, they will be driven out by the sense of crisis.
Lianhua and Mu Qingwei drove the ducks to the river, and they passed by the villager's house where Su Wen was in charge. Su Wen saw Lotus as if she saw her own mother. Immediately rushed over: "Big brother, please help."
Lotus looked at the geese in charge of the two of them, took the bamboo pole in her hand and threw it to Mu Qingwei and said, "Take care of this group of ducks, don't let them run away."
"Okay." Mu Qingwei immediately blocked the duck's way with a bamboo pole.
Lotus walked in, easily coerced the geese to go out, and then drove a group of ducks and a group of geese to the river.
After the four guests drove the ducks and geese into the river, they sat on the bank with nothing to do.
"Isn't it dirty?" Su Wen asked.
"Isn't there that kind of TV series, where the second-rate people have a piece of grass in their mouths, I now imagine myself to be a second-rate, beautiful, about?" Lotus said, raising her chin with her hands .
Su Wen didn't have time to cooperate with Lotus' performance when she heard a chattering sound coming from the side.
"Ah, I saw them, wow wow, look what Zhou Anan and Su Wen are doing? Are the two of them going to kiss? Hahahaha, so exciting, I didn't expect that as soon as they came Seeing this kind of picture, this is a knock for CP."
"Wow, it's so sweet, I'm going to faint, the two of them are actually a couple! Zhou Anan is aggressive, hahaha..."
Several guests looked to the side, and a group of young men and women were so excited that they were about to faint.
"Hello, are you our fans?" Lianhua let go of Su Wen and greeted them.
"Hello, I'm your fan, can I shake hands with you?" A girl greeted her first.
"Hello, I can not only shake hands, if you want to sign I can sign it for you now." Lotus reached out and shook hands with her.
Although the camera did not capture the fans in the picture, the voice of Lotus that could not wait was transmitted to the live broadcast room, and the audience let out a howl.
【Ah ah ah ah… why is she so… impatient? 】
【Hahahaha, is this the first time you meet a fan? Can't help but want to sign them? 】
【Hahahaha, she perfectly interprets a scene where a popular star meets fans for the first time】
so nice]
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After shaking hands, the fan screamed happily: "Ah, ah, ah, you are so kind, you can sign here." She said while pulling her clothes.
Lotus took the signature pen and signed her name. The girl happily kept beating the person standing beside her.
Others were not so bold to go up to say hello, they were all whispering.
Su Wen saw that Lotus was so active and said, "How can you be so active, this can't be done, you have to be more reserved and have a sense of distance from your fans, so that they will like you more."
Lotus said: "It was my first time to be a star, and I was not skilled in business, so I acted too hastily."
"Hahahaha..." Everyone present laughed.
Because the girl just now took the lead, someone came up and said to Su Wen: "Su Wen, after I watched the show, I became a fan of you, may I ask you Take a picture together?"
Su Wen, who was still educating Lotus, immediately replied: "Yes, not only taking pictures, but also shaking hands and signing autographs."
The girl happily took out her mobile phone, and then the two of them compared the scissors to the mobile phone and started taking selfies.
Lotus glared, "Didn't you say you want to be reserved?"
"Oh, people used to throw vegetables, leaves and rotten eggs when they went out. It's rare that someone likes me. I must take the initiative, or she will run away." Su Wen squeaked. .
[Pfft...this Su Wen...]
[Hahaha, Su Wen and Zhou Anan really match up, the two are funny, hahaha]
Because the two fans got off to a good start, everyone else came up to sign autographs to take a group photo, and the four guests took a group photo with the fans for autographs.
After the photo was taken, they sat back in front of the camera and continued to look at the duck.
The fans did not leave and continued to watch on the side, because Wei Han and Mu Qingwei were relatively cold, so the fans did not dare to be presumptuous to the two of them, but the lotus people were nice, so they began to follow Lotus chatted.
Fans: "Su Wen always said she wanted to marry you, is it true? Are you a couple?"
Lotus: "A couple? How is it possible, I am so good, she wants to possess me, but I despise her."
Su Wen rambling: "You hate me, what's wrong with me?"
Lotus: "I'm narcissistic. Unless someone is better than me, I can see it well. You can't compare to me anywhere, so I despise you."
Others laugh.
The fans asked again: "Are all of you Hamura people so good?"
Lotus: "Of course not, I am a rare martial arts genius, and no one else can compare to me."
Fans: "Before you took Su Wen and Wei Han to fly on the water, can you take me to experience it?"
Lotus: "Of course not, there are so many of you, you can't take one other person after taking one, but my inner strength can't support me to take so many people, next time you come alone, I can take you."
The people next to him laughed when they heard Lotus say this.
Su Wen almost laughed: "Why do you tell the truth every time."
The viewers watching the live broadcast are envious, and they want to go to the lotus by themselves and let her fly with them.
Fans: "If we go to learn martial arts now, will we be too old? We won't be able to achieve anything."
Lotus: "If you are not afraid of being beaten, you can go to Yumura to learn as a teacher. To study art in Yumura, you must have the heart of being a sandbag. As long as you study hard, you can learn it. Some people start to learn Wudu after retirement. You can become a master, depending on whether you take it seriously or not.”
Fans: "Ah, it sounds scary, but forget it, are you all as nice as you are from Hamura? Many people on the Internet say they want to find a Hamura man to marry."
Lotus: "I suggest you don't get dizzy and get married for a while, Yumura men are not as good as you think, to use the words of girls outside of you to describe, Yumura men are all mama men, they I listen to my parents very much, so if there is a problem with the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law will definitely be wronged."
Su Wen smiled and said, "Why do you say that, what if they can't marry a wife because of your words?"
Lotus: "It's because of the show that I have to tell the truth, otherwise some people hear me boasting, and when I get married and find the problem, they can't blame me? They won't either. If they can’t get a wife, I won’t praise them, the matchmaker will praise them, and they will still be able to marry a daughter-in-law at that time.”
Su Wen: "Match...a matchmaker?"
Viewers watching the live broadcast were delighted to hear the word matchmaker.
【Matchmaker? Is there still a job as a matchmaker? 】
【Heaven, such an ancient name...】
[It seems that their Hamura is still very traditional and conservative, much behind us]
Lotus glared: "Is it strange? The three aunts, six grandmothers, seven grandfathers and eight masters around you, as introducers to introduce you to people, don't they also do the work of matchmakers? It's just a different name."
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