Abusing Scum is Not As Good As Cultivating Immortals

Lotus heard this question, hehe said: "Oh, please tell the audience that he has to wear a space suit, otherwise he will be suffocated to death if there is no air in the atmosphere. "

When the host heard what Lotus said, he thought about it, and because the picture was too funny, he couldn't help laughing.

"That's right, there is no air in outer space." The host smiled and conveyed the words of Lotus to the audience.

Lotus finished mocking the audience's IQ, and added some content: "Tell the audience, don't think too much, do you not learn physics well, the effect of force is not mutual. Do you know? Stepping on the right foot with your left foot is equivalent to stepping down on yourself? As you go up and down, wouldn’t the force be canceled? Why don’t you ask if you can use air resistance to go to the sky?”

Lotus suddenly jumped down from the 88-story rooftop without warning.

"Ah!" The audience onlookers screamed in fright. The host's face turned pale with fright. The pitiful Mr. Tang actually didn't tell him that the anchor was insane! What kind of trouble is he going to commit suicide suddenly, I feel that his hosting career has come to an end today.

Lotus is like a red cannon. Like a bullet, it fell steadily to the ground, on one knee, with one hand on the ground, one hand behind her, her hand behind her Wei Wei clenched his fist, Yes! The standard superhero landing method, and a wave of force is firmly installed, and I can't help but feel a little proud.

"Wow! My God, this... the anchor landed safely! But this way of landing is too dangerous!" The host walked towards the lotus with lingering fears.

"Yes, it's very dangerous." Lianhua was very reluctant to put on a coercive posture, but she still stood up and said to the camera, "The anchor is trained and professionally pretends to be a hundred times. In the next year, all the water friends watching the live broadcast must not imitate it, it is risky to pretend to be forceful, maybe you look at my actions and it looks very handsome, but if you jump down like this, it will only become a puddle of meat sauce."

"Excuse me, have you finished the show?" The host's frightened little heart was still pounding, thinking about completing the host task of this show quickly, and quickly flashed.

Lianhua squinted at the host and said, "How is it possible, host, you seem to be teasing me? There are so many sponsors for this show, and it must be broadcast a little more content to return the money, There are so many kinds of Qinggong, I just demonstrated one kind, and there are many kinds that have not been performed yet.”

The host is speechless, she is really a pure and unpretentious host, and she has such a careless implantation of advertisements.

"Everyone in the audience, please keep your eyes open. Next is the moment to witness the anchor pretending to be forceful!" A reed crossing the river, Jinghong Zhaoying... It's really difficult to translate, these can only be understood and cannot be described in words, so the translator can only stare blankly.

Many foreign friends stopped and watched when they saw the big screen broadcast of Universal International. Under the explanation of the simultaneous interpreter, they knew that it was an anchor who was performing real kung fu, and they were all surprised. It's amazing, there is actually a real mysterious Oriental Kungfu in the world, and then they all went online to find Lianhua's live broadcast room to record the screen, kneel and lick.

Lotus took the microphone and explained while performing. The host did not understand this aspect, so she could only call 666 next to her, blowing rainbow farts to Lotus, while calling on the audience watching the live broadcast to vote for her .

"Wow! Isn't the host's performance very exciting? If everyone thinks Fang Yao's performance is very good, please click the vote button at the bottom of the screen."

Lotus performed dozens of light exercises in a row, and the audience was feasted and dazzled.

"Then I'll show you the last one. You should be familiar with the name of this Qinggong. Usually, when we talk about Qinggong, the word "Flying on the Grass" is usually added after it."

Lotus began to popularize this kung fu with audience friends, "Why is it called 'flying on the grass'? In fact, this light kung fu is mainly used for rushing, and it is suitable for long-distance raids. Many sects have this skill. A kung fu, although the name is the same, but the method of practice is different, the most typical is Shaolin."

"Shaolin monks need to tie sandbags to their feet when practicing 'flying on grass', and do a lot of mountain running training every day. The weight-bearing is mainly to increase physical fitness and endurance, improve running speed, and practice After the completion, unwinding the sandbag can achieve 'flying on the grass without bending the grass', so it is named 'flying on the grass'."

, it is always rude to pass over someone's head.

The security guard hurriedly stepped forward to help evacuate the crowd when she heard her words, trying to draw a path, but there were always some rebels in the onlookers who refused to leave.

Lotus snorted coldly: "It doesn't matter, I can step on your head, if you don't mind being stepped on by a woman."

After the aisle was cleared, the lotus flower flew out, and the drone didn't even respond. I saw her whole body turned into a red afterimage, and quickly sped out hundreds of times Mi Yuan, the person who controlled the drone quickly controlled the drone to follow.

However, the longest distance of the drone with this remote control is only 5 kilometers. Because it was not known in advance that she would fly such a long distance, the operator did not make any preparations. Her legs couldn't keep up with her speed, and Lotus quickly flew out of the drone's maximum range.

The host just watched the protagonist of the show disappear from the screen and never came back. He could only rack his brains to find a way to activate the atmosphere, and he talked for half an hour by himself , as well as helping Lotus to canvass for the audience to vote.

The host was drooling, but the lotus still did not come back. Just when she was thinking about how to continue, the director's voice came from the earphone: "Host, that Miss Fang accidentally flew high. Now, I flew to the next city, and I heard from Mr. Tang that I just received a call from her, she seems to have lost her way, Fei too quickly forgot to recognize her way, and can't find her way back, so this performance will end like this."

Host:…

What else can I do? I can only force Lotus to put a confused kung fu master character, explain the situation, and then end the live performance.

The voting results after this performance are very gratifying. There are more than 300 million people watching Tangtang live broadcast nationwide. Today's live broadcast platform opens with huge advertisements to attract traffic, coupled with the large screen of Huanyu International Plaza to attract in of people, a total of more than 500 million people voted, and 450 million people really recognized Fang Yao as the well-deserved most popular female anchor on the Tangtang live broadcast platform. Of course, the remaining 50 million people also had 90% of the results through cheating. is recognized.

The title of "the most popular female anchor" on the Tangtang live broadcast platform this year will fall on the lotus head without any accident.

After this live broadcast, the Tangtang live broadcast platform, as well as Universal International, which advertised in the live broadcast room, became popular and fast. Jufulou and Meichu made a lot of money.

The whole world knows that Lotus, a kung fu master, has a cooperative relationship with these companies, and her agent is in the hands of the Tangtang live broadcast platform. As long as you want to explore the mysterious Oriental Kung Fu, you have to go through These few people, the crooked nuts who yearned for them came to seek cooperation one after another, just to have a glimpse of the style of kung fu.

And the tragedy of Lotus, who won the title of the most popular female anchor, the smooth sailing of the previous world caused her to swell a little, this time the wave went too far, because of her unusual performance, she was mysteriously concerned by the authorities.

Since the Lilith incident, the relevant departments have attached great importance to these mysterious incidents. The lotus live broadcast made a lot of noise. Although there are also rumors on the Internet that Wia was hanged, but because she is People from all relevant departments can easily confirm that when a large audience performs in front of everyone's eyes, the lotus flower really has internal strength, and the force value is on the table. characters, so they went directly to the door to understand the situation.

All uncontrollable risk factors must be firmly in the hands of the country.

Mr. Tang and the other middle-aged presidents also had a middle-aged second period, and they had seen a lot of them. They thought that a mysterious person like Lianhua would be registered in the relevant department. , that's why I dared to broadcast such a high-profile live broadcast. I didn't expect her to be so rude and have no preparation. Now it's okay, someone came to the door, and a large group of people went to the mysterious relevant departments to sit in a row, who made them defenseless Yes, I cooperated with the scumbag Lotus to make this big drama.

The cheating lotus is also very annoyed by herself. She knew that she would not report Lilith first, and now she has cheated herself, but since she was caught, in order not to be arrested for research, she also He could only cooperate with the other party's work, and once again revealed his identity as the 278th generation descendant of the Xuanyuan faction. After a trick, he performed a fireball technique for them.

Although there are legends of the Xuanyuan faction in this world, they are only legends. Although there are occasional people who pretend to be people of the Xuanyuan faction to deceive, but if there is a big trouble, they will soon be proven to be liars. The people from the relevant departments are really the first time they have seen people who really know magic.

Because she was afraid of trouble, she didn't want to fight with the country, the family, the machine, and the machine. In addition, she was a good citizen who obeyed the law and did not need the requirements of the relevant departments. Lotus immediately contributed with a wink. A martial arts mind method and an introductory cultivation method of self-cultivation.

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