Abyss Express

The thirty-two pixel people on the screen began to broadcast an advertisement, which is also a health product related to the Yeyoushen Group, with Chinese, Japanese and English subtitles, and with a brainwashing music rhythm, they shouted simple and repetitive promotional slogans——

"—Awakening Pill! Awakening Pill! Awakening Pill! [Venom] recharges! Replenishes stamina! Nourishes the brain! Makes you a man like [Hot Wind·热风]!"

Pixel Man's body language is extremely exaggerated and nervous, and his mouth opens and closes to yell like he has eaten a few Vlavs.

After fifteen seconds, the ghost who had been dead for more than fifty years returned to normal, and said to Meteor and Peace in front of the grave bag.

"Aren't you my descendants?"

"Grandpa!" Meteor yelled in Japanese; "Do you think I look like you? I'm not your descendant!"

The pixel man scolded: "I don't have eyes! I don't know what you look like! You're so wordy! You didn't come to visit my grave to offer offerings! Don't bother my soul!"

Luo Pingan stepped forward and asked, "What's your name? Make a friend?"

The pixel person immediately said: "I am not a family member of my own, I refuse to visit, if you want to unlock the visit function - please use the [VENOM · Venom] agency to register as a member of the Yeyoushen University, the monthly fee is 260 pyroxene coins."

Luo Pingan: "Good guy!"

Bu Meteor: "Good guy!"

For a while, Ah Xing and Pingan didn't know what to say, and this cemetery was too strange.

This vicious pixel figure seems to have fallen into the eyes of money, not to mention what it is, if this thing is really the spirit body of a dead person, a consortium used it as a money-making tool to make a grave bag, the electronic cemetery The functionality is also outrageous.

Meteor discussed with Brother Pingan in private.

"What's going on? Brother Ping An?"

Ping An: "It's a lingering ghost, staying in the world to be enslaved by the devil."

Meteor: "What is that VENOM in his mouth?"

Ping An: "I think, earlier we couldn't do without our ID card, then we couldn't do without our computer, and later we couldn't do without our mobile phone. The people in Shinto City should also be inseparable from the VENOM agency. Life, old age, sickness and death are all explained by this small box. It's up to you."

VENOM Venom——

——Bu Meteor has seen this thing in the mission briefing, it looks like an electronic component mass-produced from black pyroxene, it is a combination of psionic energy and technology.

"According to the first charter of Shinto City, I am obliged to tell you these things." The pixel man suddenly took the initiative to speak: "VENOM Venom mechanism is a thinking model born in 1980."

"Shindao City is not only a place of resource production, but also a place of material processing. In this land of 378,000 square kilometers, magnificent and magical spiritual energy technology was born."

"We have a prosperous culture, efficient and reliable knowledge education, the world's top medical level, and endless wealth resources."

"Everything is due to the research and development of VENOM·Venom Agency. According to the imitation of the human brain based on the Riemannian thinking model, we observed the structure of the human brain to manufacture electronic brains. We established two super consortiums [Day Tour God] and [Night Tour God]."

"Relying on the concentration of wealth and vigorously developing artificial intelligence, many excellent thinking models have been obtained."

"After unsupervised learning, supervised learning, final function correction and manual verification - we obtained dozens of versions of a generation of prototypes."

"These AIs are teachers, they are artists, they are brilliant scholars, they are engineers, they are great philosophers and leaders."

"Later, these artificial intelligences learned from each other based on the information in the archives, and became extraordinary gods. They officially took over the VENOM organization and carried out the governing work. Everyone in Shinto City received divine grace."

"Want to get eternal happiness? Then go buy your VENOM!"

After saying these words, the pixel man became sluggish and motionless.

Meteor and Brother Pingan said: "It seems that there is no movement, what should I do?"

Luo Ping'an: "Let's go up the mountain. This guy guards the gate in front of the cemetery. He sells services when he meets people. He sells VENOM mobile phones and sells goods to the underworld. There is a saying in the world about tool people. He has also become a tool ghost. Ask no Find out why."

Meteor nodded: "Yes, I also think it looks like a salesman."

Pingan went on to say: "Yes, we don't have any props like VENOM mechanism. Even if we want to pay, we can't find Chaos Egg as a POS machine. I think if I go to the noble cemetery, I should be able to get some information about it." .”

Having said that, the two headed up the hill.

Brother Hei wandered outside the cemetery, saying nothing and refusing to go inside.

Meteor sneered and said, "What are you afraid of! Ah Hei! You are a military dog! You are the child of a holy beast!"

Brother Hei just grunted a few times, spewed out his stinky saliva, and shook his head. When he was a child, he protected his sisters, and even the king of war dared to bite him. Now, the electronic graves everywhere in the mountains and plains scare him.

Mr. Ping'an smiled, pulled Meteor and continued to walk up the hill, to excuse Ah Hei.

"It is like a human being. It is brave when it is young, but when it grows up, it becomes timid when it grows up. There is a saying that a newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger. A grown-up beast is much more gentle and lovely, so don't make things difficult for it."

Meteor: "That's great."

The two walked towards the light source. These tombs seemed to be sensitive, whether it was an infrared device or a voice-activated switch. The tombstones on both sides of the road also lit up, and pixel people with different expressions jumped out of them.

It will be very lively for a while, and all kinds of words spread all over Xiaoshanbao.

"Kanjuro! Kanjuro, are you coming back to see me?"

"Honey, I miss you so much"

"Unfilial son! Have you still not had children? I told you to bring your children and grandchildren with you! Otherwise, you will not be qualified to worship me! You are so brave! How dare you come here and be scolded?"

"To worship and worship, please watch the 15-second commercial"

The illuminated tombstone illuminated the way ahead, but it slowly went out after about ten seconds——

——To be honest, this scene is too magical.

Ah Xing has a feeling of horror and strangeness in his heart, but it is inexplicably funny. These tombstones use 32-bit low-resolution image quality to construct images of ghosts who have died long ago. Perhaps it is the humanistic care of the Yeyoushen Group. Leave a thought in the descendants of the world to create such "alive" undead.

In the middle of the mountain bag, you can see some unique grave bags from the pixel people.

The tombstone screens of these tombstones, like the street game consoles produced by SNK, have been relatively high-definition, breaking away from the category of FC red and white game consoles.

According to the pixel person at the gate of the cemetery at the foot of the mountain, the funeral service it purchased may be the lowest level. It is not equipped with a camera and can only rely on the sound collection system to communicate with the outside world. Send the voice of the world to the underworld.

These electronic graves with "high-definition" pictures are very interesting. They don't seem to need to undertake advertising services, or such simple and direct promotions as [Awakening Pills]. Consumption--

——For example, Brother Pingan stopped in front of a certain screen, and seemed unable to walk.

Meteor followed and looked, and there appeared on the electronic screen a blond sister with revealing clothes and heavy makeup, wearing a sexy and hot cloth tube top, and a bright red jacket. Sit in front of a high chair at the bar in the form of a cartoon character.

"My name is Lilia Tomita. I'm seventeen years old. I'm a slightly strange girl! Brother, what are you looking at?"

Brother Pingan looked straight up, and followed his good sister's ankles and thighs to the hot pants all the way up.

Meteor: "Good guy!"

Ms. Tomita seemed to understand the eyes of the visitor, and her smile was full of youthful vigor and style.

"Brother! Do you want to know more about him?"

Ping An: "I want to! I want to! Do you want to pay?"

"No need!" Ms. Tomita put her hands on her knees, and the flat shoes swayed accordingly, and Brother Pingan's eyes also swayed with the skin of the wheat-colored calf.

"But."

Speaking of this, Ms. Tomita's eyes were gloomy and her expression was hesitant, like a girl in a manga, coupled with the LOWFI low-fidelity audio performance, it was full of a sense of age.

"But I'm dead, brother."

Miss Tomita had tears in her eyes.

"I can't come to you, touch you with my real body, shake hands with you, talk to you, I have no heart. It's so cold and cramped here."

Brother Pingan immediately said: "Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! My good sister, I'm here."

"Will my brother love my sister too?" Miss Tomita wiped her tears with one hand, her raised index finger was resting on the side of the lying silkworm, her chin slightly raised, as if she saw the Savior.

Meteor: "Good guy!"

Brother Pingan patted his chest: "Heroic heroism! Punish rape and eradicate evil! Save women and children! Helping the weak has always been the lifelong ideal of the poor!"

Miss Tomita immediately said: "Then don't be impatient, just listen to me slowly."

Brother Pingan: "Yeah!"

Miss Tomita: "I died in a medical accident, I wanted to change the shape of my legs."

"Change legs?" Ping An couldn't understand.

Miss Tomita patiently explained——

"—It's the pair of legs. After using them for a long time, they will naturally turn into carrot-shaped legs. It's not good-looking."

Ping An immediately squatted down and studied it carefully.

"A little bit, but not much, I think it's fine now."

Ms. Tomita coquettishly disgusted: "Where is it good! If it is good! I won't change it! It's hard to walk."

Brother Pingan: "What did you say later?"

"Later." Ms. Tomita pouted and squinted her eyes, her tone was soft: "I just found a quack doctor and didn't go to the hospital recommended by VENOM. As a result, I died on the spot due to an operation accident. It's okay."

She patted her chest lightly, looking rejoiced.

"It's a good thing I bought the cemetery upgrade package, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see me, brother. If I become a living dead like those 32-bit machines, it won't look good."

"It really looks good now!" Brother Pingan was amazed.

Miss Tomita smiled coquettishly: "I can still look better, brother."

Two product links popped up on the screen, the same is the little cow sexy underwear.

Ping An: "Good guy!~"

Miss Tomita said: "As long as you buy it, I will wear it for you to see immediately!"

She put her finger on the product sample picture, then turned to the other side, to another little pink heart.

"If You Will"

"I still have some small desserts to record for entertainment when I'm bored here."

"It's embarrassing to say it. My face is red. I can't breathe."

"Brother, as long as you pay this bill, maybe I will look better, and I can buy a clearer visual display service, and the sound will be better."

Meteor: "Good guy!"

Before the words finished, Ah Xing dragged Brother Pingan up the mountain.

Luo Ping'an: "Don't! Don't pull me!"

Bu Meteor: "Brother Ping An, please be sober!"

Luo Ping'an: "I'm overcoming my demons! I want to fight her! This is practice!"

Bu Meteor: "Be sober!"

Walking all the way up the mountain, Meteor's spiritual world was greatly impacted.

He just felt that those scumbags who forced good people into prostitution in real life were already full of evil.

I didn't expect that in Shendao City, a land of outstanding geomantic omens, there is still a cyber kiln, and the person on duty is still a dead person. It's really too magical.

His head was covered with cold sweat, and he felt a great fear. He seemed to be missing a piece of his heart. He turned on his phone and took a few breaths on Teacher Sansan's photo. The twenty-six-year-old man finally regained his determination and regained some courage.

He thought—if the land around Shinto City, places far away from Kyoto like Shiqiu Town, have such a powerful funeral culture.

According to Big Brother Pingan, what kind of demons are entrenched in Shinto City! ?

During the few seconds Meteor hesitated, Ping An disappeared again.

For a while, he couldn't figure out why this Blackstone Senate [Gate of All Wonders] was talking about people, how could he have such poor concentration, and he just let go in the blink of an eye.

Whose VIP trial mission is it, and who is leading whom?

Meteor searched all the way, and finally saw Brother Pingan in front of a certain grave.

If we say that the small tomb bag with a 32-bit screen is the entry-level funeral service of the Yeyoushen Group.

Ms. Lilia Tomita bought an upgraded version of mid-range products, so the grave of Brother Ping An has reached 1080P, a noble mausoleum with a bit of expanded service.

Meteor said eagerly: "What's so interesting! Brother Pingan! Take your soul back!"

Luo Ping'an didn't respond, but squatted on the grave and listened carefully.

Meteor squatted down together to look closely at the portrait of the owner of the tomb, but was too shocked to speak.

An Akita dog squats inside the screen, separated from the people outside.

It can't speak, but just looks outside curiously. Behind it is a warm and comfortable kennel. The wooden building is covered with red cotton and gold wire. The dog food bowl is Kobe beef, with the packaging instructions of the origin of the ingredients. Further in the background appears to be the owner's home.

It can see two uninvited strangers, grinning at Ping An and Meteor, as if they are smiling, that smile is cheap.

Bu Meteor: "Brother Ping An."

This Shiba Inu is very friendly. It pushes the food bowl in front of the screen, as if showing off the food, and it wants to share it with the two passengers.

Luo Pingan sighed, clasped his hands together, and bowed to the grave bag behind him.

Meteor's expression was complicated. Seeing this dead dog, who was better fed and lived better than a dead man, his mind went blank and he lost his voice for a while.

Luo Ping'an continued to walk up the mountain.

"These dead souls want to redeem themselves, but in the end they are no better than a dog. I don't think it's the dog's fault."

"When the animals are full, they will not dominate the food."

"Go to the top of the mountain and have a look, little brother."