Abyss Express
Chapter 373 Act.Zero Wham Rap Mr. Wham
Foreword:
Smart people have to get drunk so they can spend time with stupid people.
— Ernest Miller Hemingway
[Part ① Hot Blue Man]
Jiang Xueming's four children were sitting in front of the sofa, looking at pictures and identifying objects.
They were only six years old, and Bai Zijin's mother waved the pointer in a friendly manner, pointed to the objects on the small blackboard, and asked in a friendly voice.
"What is CIRAS?"
Among the brothers and sisters, Jiang Bai, the most courageous and most curious, raised his fleshy arm.
"It's for food!"
"You fucking eat bulletproof plates!" Xiao Qi slapped himself on the face, reluctant to beat the eldest son. She rolled her eyes and looked at the second treasure and the third treasure.
"do you know?"
Er Shao Jiang Zhengyang thought for a while, and when he saw his mother's fierce expression, he was frightened.
The third young master, Bai Zhenzhen, stuck to the younger sister, the two elder brothers didn't speak, and he didn't speak either.
In the end, it was Jiang Zheng who spoke——
"—Mom! It's an integrated, fast, fighting, and freeing defense system!"
"Nice!" Nine Five Two Seven clenched his fists to cheer up his daughter, "Nice! Well done!"
The second young master had an expression of remorse and self-blame on his face, as if he had fallen a step behind, and hadn't won the first place in front of his mother. He just hesitated for a while, and the limelight was immediately taken away by Zheng'er's sister.
On the other hand, the elder brother and the third younger brother were all smiling, happy for the clever younger sister, which made Zhengyang even more gloomy—this child was very similar to Xueming when he was silent, but only his expression was very similar to his father, that kind of Rational thinking cannot be learned.
Seeing that Erbao was unhappy, Xiaoqi immediately changed to a preschool education illustration.
"What is this? F A S T! Zhengyang, tell me!"
"It's a FAST helmet!" Zhengyang immediately shouted: "You can add a fill light! Recorder! Night vision device! It's amazing!"
Xiaoqi immediately threw away the pointer, hugged Erbao and kissed him persistently: "My treasure! ~ You are the smartest! The smartest!"
"Hey hey" The melancholy on Zhengyang's face dissipated immediately, but his eyes still couldn't stop glancing at Jiang Zheng——
——He could see the little sister's expression, just like his father's, was deeply envious and admired by him.
He only knew that his father seldom spoke, and every time he spoke, he felt heavy and had an incredible strength. He also wanted to have this kind of power, so he kept a stern face all day long, wanting to grow up quickly, and learned the demeanor, but he didn't understand why he did it.
The eldest son Jiang Bai went to his mother's side. Although he didn't answer a question correctly, the eldest son would act like a baby.
"Me too! Me too!"
So Bai Zijin put down the second son, hugged the elder son and kissed him a few times.
Immediately afterwards, the third brother also stood up with the eldest brother: "Mom! Me! Me!"
Bai Zijin almost passed out of happiness.
"Don't worry, don't worry!~ They're all there!"
The last one was Zheng'er, she saw that her brothers had hugged her once, and when her mother was about to walk up to her, she stood up without saying a word, not wanting her mother to bow her back, and took the initiative to lean into Seventh Brother's arms.
Bai Zijin re-examined the four siblings, pursed his lips and raised his waist, and asked loudly.
"Who do you like the most?!"
All of a sudden, the babies were like frying pans, and they began to talk about various names, people of all walks of life, from Time Magazine to people, from the ground to the underground.
Bai Zijin: "Stop, stop! Come one by one! Xiaobai will come from you first!"
"I like Uncle Meteor!" Jiang Bai opened his eyes wide, and his two small hands clenched into fists: "And big sister! They are super brave!"
9527 scratched his head, feeling something was wrong.
"Er, what else?"
Jiang Bai immediately said: "No more! Mom! When will Uncle Meteor get married!"
9527: "Dabao? Why are you asking this?"
Jiang Bai: "Didn't our family make a baby kiss with Uncle Meteor's? If he doesn't get married again, my future daughter-in-law will be too different in age from me! I want to change my daughter-in-law's diaper? Things have turned bad ah!"
9527 raised his hand to hit, the young and the young hid their faces and guarded, it almost became a conditioned reflex.
"Where did you learn these things?! You are only six years old!"
Jiang Bai squinted, raised his legs to protect his crotch, and hugged his head to protect his face in a very professional posture, as if he had suffered a lot of beatings.
"Uncle Hasburn told me!"
9527 shouted sharply: "Sit down!"
Jiang Bai sat back obediently. He seemed to have endless energy. He climbed to the side of the second brother and hugged the shoulder of the second brother, as if embracing the "little girlfriend" imagined in his head. The story of picking up girls is previewed in advance.
9527 then asked Jiang Zhengyang: "Second Treasure! What about you? Who do you like the most?"
"I" the second young master was dumbfounded, all of a sudden the youthful old-fashionedness disappeared, only confusion and hesitation.
He originally wanted to say his father's name, Jiang Xueming.
But there is a feeling of unconvinced, inexplicable unconvinced—the brothers and sisters were born with a combined weight of twenty-five catties, and at least twenty catties of rebellion on their bodies. They are all bright and weird little guys.
"I like my aunt."
Nine Five Two Seven was so happy that the snot bubbles came out: "You also like Big Sister?"
"En." The second young master nodded submissively.
In Xiao Baobao's heart, the eldest sister should be considered as the father's sister, and Bai Lu is their little aunt, so the eldest sister is the eldest aunt.
Nine Five Two Seven laughed loudly: "Hahahahahaha!"
The little babies didn't know what their mother was laughing at, so the eldest brother followed his mother's example and gently tapped the second brother's forehead with his thumb.
"You have to call Big Sister! BIGSISTER! You can't call Auntie!"
"I'll yell!" The second young master pouted, and was about to cry immediately after being given a fierce look by his elder brother.
"Don't quarrel!" Xiaoqi grinned, and asked the two little babies to continue to hook shoulders together and be friends, "Whoever quarrels will sleep with Dad today!"
Hearing this sentence, the two brothers immediately dared not speak out. It seems that sleeping in the same bed with your own father is a kind of torture.
——Jiang Xueming can control his sleep time, but these children can't.
The sleep status of the babies was good and bad, and they often woke up at night. As long as there was any movement, Xue Ming would wake up immediately, follow the children to the bathroom, and then hug the babies back to bed without saying a word.
You should be able to imagine the horrifying scene. As soon as the child woke up in the middle of the night, he saw his father sitting on the edge of the bed with his eyes staring like a black cat sheriff. You, then I will give you shit and urine.
All in all, sleeping in the same room with Xueming's father has a great impact on the mental state of the children.
Xiao Qi came to the third young master again, squatted down and looked at the third young master.
"Sambo, who do you like the most?"
Bai Zhenzhen said without hesitation: "I like my mother the most! And myself!"
9527 laughed until his eyes narrowed into two slits: "Oh! I didn't hurt you for nothing!"
Bai Zhenzhen immediately said: "If sister-in-law asks me! I like sister-in-law! Dad asks me! I like dad!"
"No." 9527's smile disappeared at the speed of light: "Can't you wait for me to leave before saying the next few words?"
Bai Zhenzhen shook her head, and said righteously: "Dad said, you can't lie! You can't hide the truth from the person you love the most! Mom!"
Xiao Qi stroked San Zi's hair, she liked the black and beautiful hair the most, and it was the head that she would bald sooner or later among the brothers.
"Zheng'er, what about you?"
Jiang Zheng sat next to the third brother, bowed his head and played with his fingers. Hearing her mother's call, she turned her head to look over, and the braid on her head flicked accordingly.
“Too many, many, many”
Xiao Qi: "A lot?"
Jiang Zheng: "Favorite, there are many, many favorites, can you tell me all of them?"
Xiaoqi: "Only one or two! There should only be one favorite!"
Jiang Zheng began to feel sad for no reason, and tears were about to fall out.
"Mom! Can't I like many, many people? It's so hard to choose! I want to have them all! Do I want to throw away the ones I don't like so much? It won't work, it's fucking impossible"
"Don't swear." Xiao Qi suddenly amused her daughter's outspoken cursing: "Who did you learn it from! If you don't learn it, learn how to fucking scold."
The three brothers all turned their heads and stared at their mother.
Xiao Qi lowered her head, her voice became quieter: "Oh, I'm sorry. I will try my best to restrain myself."
Jiang Zheng frowned, thought for a while, and finally said.
"I like Dad"
Bai Zijin looked at his daughter with interest and ambiguous expression: "Why?"
"Because the good cat said something!" Jiang Zheng immediately cheered up: "Boss said that Dad has defeated many bad guys! If rewards are based on merit, our family tree must start from him! In this way, Am I written on the second line of the family tree!"
"Heh" Xiaoqi was a little embarrassed, didn't know what to say, just kept giggling: "Hehehehahaha, then my husband really makes the family look good."
Right now, right now.
Jiang Xueming stepped over the threshold and walked quickly to the workshop, carrying a box of tools, and saw his wife educating the children. The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, which meant he was happy—but when he saw the carrying tools and the MOLLE system on the blackboard, he was like It is time to go back, the steps that went out returned the same way, and withdrew into the room like a robot.
"Bai Zijin"
When 9527 heard Xue Ming's scolding, he immediately raised his hands in reflex.
"No, no, no! I was wrong! I was wrong! I shouldn't have taught them to recognize armor! I"
Jiang Xueming said righteously: "I didn't mean to blame you, my dear, I didn't mean to blame you."
The head of the family put down the tools at hand and walked quickly to the blackboard.
"Teach me something else! Modern warfare is about informatization and unmanned - what's the use of you giving them popular science light infantry equipment? In the next ten years or so, these military products will probably be eliminated, and the form of combat will change from nearly From contact to non-contact evolution. This evolution speed is very fast."
9527: "Huh?"
Jiang Xueming said solemnly: "If you want to teach them some knowledge, how about letting them drive drones? Or unmanned mud heads?"
The young master said: "No dump truck!"
Er Shao said: "I want a dump truck!"
The third young master followed suit: "I can't step on the gas pedal! Dad! This is good! This is good!"
Xue Ming tilted his head and smiled with his three sons. He didn't correct the children's likes and dislikes. He just quietly experienced every minute.
Jiang Zheng didn't speak. Since her father walked in the door, her eyes flickered, and she was full of anticipation to say something to her father, but she didn't say anything in the end.
Xue Ming took off his coat, cleaned up the sludge on his hands, came back and hugged the children one by one, and finally hugged Xiao Qi.
[Part② Come and fight me! ]
Xiao Qi was alert immediately, his eyes became sharp: "Are you going on a long trip?"
Xue Ming held Xiao Qi's waist and took him out of the door, his voice also became quieter.
"right."
Xiaoqi: "Where are you going?"
Xue Ming: "Boss said that it must be kept secret, the matter is of great importance."
Xiaoqi: "Then I'll ask myself?"
Xue Ming: "It's related to meteors, and we're going to an unknown area in the Pacific Rim."
Xiao Qi: "Can I be with you?"
Xue Ming shook his head, but did not speak.
Xiaoqi: "Is it dangerous?"
Xue Ming pursed his lips and nodded, his expression was a little funny and a little helpless.
Xiao Qi: "Who else is there besides you?"
Xue Ming: "Meteor's attendant."
Xiao Qi didn't say much, with a sad expression on his face, but he adjusted after a few breaths.
"I'm home, taking care of the babies?"
Xue Ming clasped his hands together in gratitude: "You are the most beautiful wife in the entire universe, the entire galaxy, and the entire earth."
After briefly explaining the task, Xue Ming climbed to the second floor, greeted the guests, went straight to the warehouse, and pulled out a large box.
The box has fallen into dust and has not been touched for several months. Inside are Hunting Goddess and Jing Guang, two guns, one long and one short.
After checking the status of the guns, he took the Morpho clothes from the display cabinet at the front desk of the bar, and was about to go out——
——Unexpectedly, the outside of the door was already crowded, not only the people of Anonymous, but also the soldiers who fought together in the past, hired informants, and many military, police and militia stood outside the door.
When Xue Ming went to pick up the equipment, people had already realized that this famous VIP was going to put on armor and go back to the front line.
This made Xue Ming very difficult to deal with——
——When the BOSS received Luo Ping'an's reply letter, it clearly warned Xue Ming not to spread the matter of Shendao City to the outside world.
That is a technology that transcends the times. Those nanomachines are like the brand of Vita, which is extremely contagious. As long as they are in the land of Shinto City, people will naturally install VENOM organs.
People with ulterior motives will definitely use this power, or be used by this power.
Jiang Xueming made a 180-degree turn and sent all the equipment back to the counter and sent them to the warehouse. He didn't shave his beard, put on his fisherman's suit again, picked up his fishing rod and went to the fish pond.
The guests outside the door returned to their respective seats, and the awkward smile on Xue Ming's face finally disappeared.
He turned into a piece of cold steel again, and acted according to the schedule. After the long day shift was over, the small workers in the store were about to go home by car. Dressed in the clothes of a scavenger.
Xue Ming sighed inwardly, it is no wonder that the people of Anonymous are never willing to show their faces. Once there are many people, many followers and friends, and then to deal with this extremely dangerous task, simple things become complicated.
Now he has to put on makeup whenever he goes out, and whenever there is trouble, there will be a long line of enthusiastic people following him in a long line, for fear that he will not be able to catch the first bite of melon.
A black plastic raincoat, a pair of military boots, and a survival knife.
This was all Xue Ming's equipment, and he walked out along the railway bridge on the Nine Realms platform, heading northeast along the route. Meet with the head of the Frost Moon Knights at an inspection passage, and then get on the armed train and rush to the front line.
In the [Bliss Space] of Shinto City.
After a long and fierce battle, Bu Meeo's VR combat training has come to an end.
He stood in the center of the room, raising the elevator from all four corners at the same time, as a typical person in Shinto City, as a standard combat force—the executioner came again to take his life.
Ishimura Chido sat on the boom, observing the battle situation from a height. He still couldn't figure out why this kid could become so powerful in just one day.
——Maybe it has something to do with the psionic power on Bu Meteor, does he already have soul power?
Mr. Qiantang guessed so, but he couldn't be sure, because he couldn't see through the changes in Meteor at all.
Since Ah Xing defeated the two executioners with his bare hands, his demands became more and more outrageous, one against three and one against four.
You have to know that more than ten hours ago, this young man was beaten all over the place by the executioner, and he was powerless to fight back.
There is only one explanation of [break out of a cocoon and become a butterfly]! Bu Meteor must have awakened the power of the soul!
But what is his soul power?
The form of activation? specific effect?
Ishimura Chidou couldn't see the clue at all——
——From the beginning to the end of the battle, the old man heard the fierce wind in the arena, and the trajectories of figures and spirits moving at high speed alternately.
"What it is?"
The standard imaginary enemy in the field is the most basic tactical coordination, and an attack must be arranged.
The two executioners pinched the meteor back and forth, the bright red unicorn opened its arms, and the surge of spiritual energy emitted a clear scream, like a human-shaped Morpho butterfly flapping its wings——
——The sharp blow on the arm of the spirit body is like a cannonball being fired!
Its book data is very outrageous, and it is not inferior to panel monsters such as [Wine Maniac] or [Fragrant Fantasy]!
The spirit body can confront the execution sword head-on, and after the first strike takes effect——
——Ishimura Chido saw an unbelievable scene.
Bu Meteor called out the real name of the spirit body.
"[Mr. Wham Rap]!!!—"
Originally, the two executioners came one behind the other, facing Ah Xing's face and back.
The spirit body knocked the enemy's weapon aside, but Meteor didn't care about the big sword coming at the same time from behind.
The beheading sword slammed on the back of Ah Xing's head, but it seemed to be pulled by an inexplicable strange force. The extremely hard material of the sword body turned into a flexible spring plate, and it split in the empty space!
Ishimura Chido shouted in his mother tongue in shock, "Nani?!"
The old man quickly retrieved the background data, and for a while mistakenly thought that there was a bug in the VR training program he set up.
Why? Why can this kid catch the enemy's attack with the back of his head?
what on earth is it? ! like
"Now it's just you and me! Let's fight one-on-one!" Meteor raised his fists and shouted at the enemy in front, showing a hearty smile: "It's one-on-one! You fight me! You fight me! !"
The remaining two enemy soldiers farther away immediately unlocked their thermal weapons——
——The scorching energy beam burst out from the Execution Sword, it is a railgun that fully releases the energy of VENOM without any reservation, and the plasma is ejected under the strong magnetic constraint.
The meteor didn't even move—
——Two bright energy beams were drawn by an inexplicable strange force, like a light source reflected by a mirror, passing by his side face, the high-temperature and high-energy airflow was like a knife, leaving two terrifying scars on his face, But nothing hurt at all.
Ishimura Chido was too surprised to speak.
At the moment when Meteor resisted the long-range fire—he did see it, saw Meteor's spirit body clearly.
The bright red soul power named [Wham Rap·Mr. Wei Meng] has been lingering around Meteor all the time, protecting his body wholeheartedly.
This wonderful spirit body couldn't do any damage, and apart from the punch that hit the execution sword, it didn't have any other active offensive actions.
The frontal target who was attacked was not injured, not even a scratch on the execution sword!
The soul power and destructive power of this little guy are almost equal to zero——
——A very strange scene happened.
In the distance, the two enemies who just emitted light energy are still preparing their own VNEOM organs.
Ah Xing caught an enemy in front and chased him fiercely, and another executioner who came to rescue him from behind swung a big sword and slashed at him—but all the sword moves drawn by artificial intelligence fell into empty space.
Seemingly fierce one against four, in the eyes of Ishimura Chidō, it has now become a bit funny, just like the teammate chasing and helping, who has never been able to help, dancing swords and smashing like a drunk, no matter what Can't cut Ah Xing.
The other two enemies regrouped and stepped forward to surround Meteor again. The weapons in their hands did not work. The bright spirit body disappeared in a flash, and the noise of the unicorn's wings could be heard.
[So, is that so? Your kid's spirit body actually has this kind of ability? Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! ]
The raging and violent hurricane almost blew the three supporters away, and their combat strategy seemed to be a bug.
Suddenly, someone's big sword turned on the high-frequency weapon mode, and moved towards the goal in Ah Xing's eyes-to bring his teammates to turn the shooting star into candied haws!
Chido: "Be careful!"
Before Grandpa Shicun could finish his sentence, he saw a crimson spirit phantom coming out of Meteor's back, striking the bright blade at a speed hard to distinguish with the naked eye.
Mr. Mighty stood still, violent flames erupted in the air, and Ah Xing and the target at hand were unharmed.
[It will not take the initiative to attack! There is no way to cause substantial damage to the enemy]
The enemy soldier who came to sneak attack slashed down with a sword, and the plasma of the high-frequency weapon became out of control and overloaded in an instant, turning into a bunch of soft fluid, floating in the air in a twisted manner, but the weapon did not suffer any damage.
The battle between Ah Xing and the main target is coming to an end——
——He strolled around the courtyard with his bare hands, keeping the physical data of Hot Wind Boy in his heart.
In the end, he dived down and hugged close to him, like a tiger out of a cage, picking up a bomb from the enemy and throwing it down, the whole training ground shook!
The nano-armor of the VENOM mechanism gradually dissipated from the unlucky ghost, and a red phantom emerged from the mist, hitting another executioner's face firmly with his fist.
[But it is trying its best to protect you, to protect your first target, Bu Meteor! You guys are the world's biggest egomaniac! The biggest idiot in the world! Your soul power is actually such a thing, before your duel is decided]
[Other elements may hardly interfere with this sacred [Knight Tournament]! boy! Your courage and determination make my blood boil! ]
The enemy hadn't reacted yet, there was no wound on the alloy chin, and he didn't even scratch his face.
"The next one is you!"
Meteor pushed the smoke away with one hand, and said to the next enemy.
"You come and fight me!"
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