Abyss Express

Chapter 723 Zugabe Army Of Two

Chapter 723 Zugabe③ [Army Of Two·Two People Form an Army]

Preface:

I will go against my nature, defy my instinct, and love you forever.

——Richard Dawkins丨The Selfish Gene

[Part①·Rap Battle]

In the shallows of the North Bay No. 2, which no one cares about, there is a small boat of only three meters long. It will carry two lonely and unlucky people who share the same suffering to realize their evil dreams again.

Mr. Sirius Parker was wearing a salt-proof plastic sheet, and the holy blood in his body gradually boiled at sunrise. Without Patriarch Gloria, he was no longer a little housekeeper who was loved by everyone, and there was no Dionysus to protect him.

As a pure-blooded Homo sapiens, Main Carter was not afraid of the sun, took good care of his companions, and took the initiative to pick up the paddle board and started rowing hard.

"Fate is unpredictable, Mr. Parker." The manager of the Tequila Hotel sighed.

I didn't expect that the two masters fought each other during their lifetime, but the followers left behind after their death would depend on each other for life.

"Who the hell can I go to for justice?" Sirius has been with Gloria in East Malaysia Port for more than 20 years, and he speaks Chinese with a southeastern accent: "I just took a look at the flower garden, and fainted - when I woke up, there was nothing!"

Man Yin followed and said: "Yes, so fate is unpredictable, Mr. Parker."

The boat is getting farther and farther away from the reef area of ​​the second bay in the north. The two have to go upstream to the northwest and borrow a boat from another port city to go out to sea - return to the Western Islands of Shambhala, and return to their hometown to find another way out.

"Isn't this right! Isn't this right?!" Sirius Parker was still unconvinced.

Man Yin persuaded: "Evil will always be defeated by justice."

Siris: "Who is evil?! We just lost! We have never been bad!"

Man Yin: "Really?"

Sirius thought of Gloria's teachings again, and the perverse theory that the winner is the king and the loser is the enemy seemed untenable

"Uh"

He was speechless for a while, not knowing how to answer. After a while, he finally managed to say a sentence.

"That won't do! It seems to lack a sense of ceremony!"

Main: "Please tell me."

Sirius Parker described it seriously.

"At least let me fight the enemy for a few rounds! Then flee in panic! In this way, I can make up some stories with my fellow villagers and make up some plots, otherwise how can I get the next start-up capital?"

"Is there a difference?" Manin didn't understand: "It's all a loss."

Sirius slapped the deputy of the boat and responded excitedly and angrily.

"Of course there is a difference! You lose actively! And lose passively! The difference is huge! One is that you are not as good as others and you are willing to swallow the bitter fruit openly, and the other is..."

"It's fucking... I woke up without knowing why, and everything is gone!"

Main smiled faintly---The smile was a little sarcastic, but he quickly put away these emotions.

Because Sirius Parker was a serious cannibal freak under Gloria, he, Manin Carter, was just a mortal who signed a devil's contract.

How dare Manyin disobey Sirius's will when others are at his mercy?

"You are right, you are right"

At this moment, at this moment————Two ordinary people squatting in the Tequila Sunrise Hotel suddenly emerged from the water.

Captain Guagua and First Mate Ethan were agile and deft. They grabbed the paddle board in just one breath and boarded the boat.

With the weight of two more people, the boat of friendship maintained a delicate balance and could capsize at any time.

"You blind dog!" Sirius was about to attack, but he was worried that there was no suitable target to vent his anger. These two ignorant flies followed him here. If he cut off their heads and used them as materials for the entrepreneurial PPT, he would definitely be able to cheat a lot of money.

First Mate Ethan was quick-witted and grabbed the stern and pressed and shook it. Sirius's plastic sheet almost slipped off his unstable body. The moment his skin touched the scorching sun, he screamed in pain and his eyes were clear.

They simply couldn't fight in this environment -

- Even if they walked from the bow to the stern, the boat would capsize. He and Man Yin couldn't go back to East Malaysia and could only become fish feed.

Man Yin shouted: "Where did you two bastards get the courage to board Sirius's ship?"

"Because I heard it!" Ethan shouted loudly.

Captain Guagua looked serious and glared: "I heard it too!"

Ethan: "Two stray dogs with broken backs are licking each other's wounds."

In order to control Sirius, the blood-giving monster, Guagua took out the lute from the waterproof backpack and strummed it.

"Hoooooo!~"

The strange spiritual pressure immediately controlled everyone present. Main Carter threw away his paddle board and could not move under the control of the soul magic sound. He could only sing along with the string sound.

"Don't be fooled by their sweet words! "

"The evil magic of the hybrid disaster beast! ~ It's not worth a few dollars!"

As a powerful singer in the choir of the Dionysus Church, Sirius immediately stepped forward and wanted to use the most ruthless words to defeat the strange spiritual power of Guagua head-on, to preach his ideals, and to spread his story.

"Since I was a child, my father used a stick to educate me and asked me to get ahead by any means."

"I have changed fourteen or fifteen masters, but few of them have made any progress."

"I have also read the stories of the knight and Sancho Panza, and I can take on this friendship."

"But kill all these rubbish and sign the estate transfer certificate."

"To shed false tears in front of the grave is to be loyal and righteous."

"I married for love and studied abroad, but after reading so many books, I suddenly realized that I must find a reputable evil leader to rely on!"

"Selling out for glory! Shameless!~" Ethan's low voice became an interlude: "Do you know how many sins you have committed!?"

"The glory of the god of wine! The devil of the hell!~" Man Yin followed up with a high-pitched voice: "I have never had a clear conscience!~~"

"Stop talking about your Japanese farts! What about civilization and order!" Sirius followed into the second paragraph: "People who grew up drinking Coke and eating steak dare to teach their poor Western brothers?"

"I want to ask you, You have it! Ask the heavens and the earth. "

"I was born here, grew up here, am I destined to die here? !"

"The first step of the plan has been solved." Man Yin immediately followed Mr. Sirius and began to output at a high frequency: "There are also the second and third steps"

"You want to send me to school? Want me to study hard?"

"No, no, no, only fools will think that~~~gains require hard work!~"

"Leave the lessons, education, and teachings to the common people! I'm tired of listening to the old ghost Wood-[Yo hey hey]!"

"Magic, magic, and devil's power are fucking hot! I only believe in the four-character mantra that Hope said-[Ah, right, right, right]!"

Mr. Sirius sang loudly: "The glory of the god of wine! ~~The devil of the hell! ~~"

"No one understands, master, be merciful," Man Yin responded.

Sirius: "Everything returns to one!~~No regrets!~"

"A dead duck's mouth is still hard." Man Yin accidentally sang out his true feelings: "This is powerful enough."

Captain Quack was shocked on the spot. He was shocked by the improvisation of these two evil cult minions and kept winking at Ethan.

In this rap battle, Captain Frogman had no chance of winning. In terms of fashion value, he was blown away by these two evil things.

Guagua: "My palms and soles are full of cold sweat, Ethan? I suddenly feel very scared."

Ethan was surprised: "Oh my God, Captain, you look like an old woman, is this the Guagua I know?"

Guagua's hands were shaking a little when he was strumming the strings: "This Jinx and the Death Nail's voice is really explosive, he has a beautiful singing method - C3 to C6 world-class tenor, I only have a 13-centimeter rotten tongue and a broken piano."

"You want to lose the battle and the battle? I can't lose face like this" Ethan, the first mate, said with a gloomy face, "The brothers and sisters of the Homesickness are waiting for us to return triumphantly, and Aohen Mingde is watching you, how can you fall on the eve of victory? If you keep cowardly, I will make a video and send it to your ex-wife!"

"Take courage! ~ Gua Hussein (the real surname of Captain Guagua's father)!" Guagua tried his best to compete with the blood-giving monster in singing function.

Ethan helped the captain, whose will was on the verge of collapse, at the right time--

"--Demon nemesis, invincible hero!~"

Guagua only felt that his throat burst out hot heat, and suddenly relaxed, and the sound of his throat went straight to the top of his head.

"Exquisite martial arts!~Knight combat skills!~"

Ethan responded: "And Pankrasin of the War King!~~~"

Hearing these names, Sirius's face turned pale, and the increasingly strong sound pressure of Guagua made him unable to move.

"Just attack! Shout! Incompetent and shameless evil demons!"

Captain Guagua's angry voice was hoarse and his words were violent.

"The bully master is dead! The dog slave still wants to escape?"

"This tropical storm destroyed the Homesickness, but it can't destroy human pride!"

"Don't be impatient! ~ The wolf is loaded and makes a top tone!"

"The crying general will pull your intestines to use as a noose, and shoot! Kill!!"

"Can you enjoy wealth and glory forever? Lying on the poor people to suck blood?"

"A nightmare woke you up! In the middle of the night!?"

"Who is knocking on your window and knocking on your door? Don't believe in evil!?"

"The leader quickly rolls out of bed and opens his dog eyes!"

"The church is full of your workers!"

Ethan shakes the hammer and knocks on the board: "Too annoying"

"Who decides how to live? Who writes the cruel rules?"

"How will the horrible cycle of cannibalism end?"

"Your master knows how to answer! Cowards can only play dumb!"

Quack is aggressive, pointing at Maine Carter. "Then let the sexy bomb and his mother explode together! Blast one of your Horcruxes——"

Ethan: "Two, three, thousands and thousands!"

Quack: "The evil witch Lamashtu will also explode!"

Ethan: "She won't have an easy life either!"

"Arrogant and ruthless!~ Do evil for the sake of heaven!~~" Ethan tightly grasped Quack's hand, but was thrown away by Quack's fierce playing.

"Unknown hero! Shout loudly!——"

"None of your family will survive!!!"

The lute and the maracas burst out with amazing inspiration pressure, and the surging momentum of the two-man army almost made the blood-giving monster and the devil believer stiffen to death.

Ethan: "Instigating men to take drugs?"

Quack: "Kill them!"

Ethan: "Oppressing women to sell their bodies?"

Quack: "Kill them!"

Ethan: "Those who make the elderly heartbroken and the children cry."

Quack: "Kill them all!"

Ethan: "You want to fight and compete!"

Quack: "You have to be fair, right?!"

Ethan: "Pushing innocent people into a life-and-death gamble, shedding blood and tears!"

Quack: "You only know how to hide in the audience and eat human flesh, drunk with money and wine!"

"You! And you!" Ethan pointed at them one by one: "You two pests! The lackeys of the local snakes, dreaming of your mother's Spring and Autumn Period!"

"Can the Vita mark of the crazy butterfly turn insects into dragons?" Quack replied: "If I were Judas, I would blush when I heard this!"

Ethan: "You are still proud of yourself after drinking holy blood and turning into a monster?"

Quack: "You little bastard, you are the only one who dares to call yourself the Wings of Light?"

The amazing frog croaking made the blood-giving monster bleed from both ears, and Main's eyes rolled up, almost fainting.

"Monster, watch out! Eat my Beloberg White God Sword Qi!——"

Captain Quack found the right time and uncovered the plastic cloth on Sirius Parker's head. The sunlight instantly burned the monster's eyes, and he didn't even scream. This majestic soul-stealing sound made him unable to react and completely lost his will to fight. Quickly turned into a handful of ash.

On the other side, First Mate Ethan bravely grabbed the paddle board and hit Maine Carter's head fiercely. Maine Carter had signed a life contract with Fred Caesar. He had a soul power that would not die even if his body was torn into pieces. But this time, his torn body could not save his life. His head flew out without any hindrance, and the powerful paddle board hit the sky more than 20 meters high like hitting a baseball. The low-flying pelican opened its eyes wide, grabbed the hair of the takeaway fast food, and flew farther and farther. Maine Carter first woke up, then struggled desperately, his body and head thinking about their own things, and finally kicked his legs, as if he had exceeded the limit of the soul power. The smelly urine flowed out of his trouser legs, and the red blood like a hot spring spurted out of his throat and neck. They were dead! [Part②·We are circling the sun] On the other side of Dongma Port, at the outlet of the underground water vein, at the end of this fairy tale. Flavia wanted to get her candy back. She followed the instructions of the crying general and took Duran to find the entrance of the fjord cave.

The container was still lying there. It was her treasury and an important treasure of the fairy tale kingdom.

The happiness brought by the recovery made her jump high, holding Duran's face and kissing him fiercely——

"—— Found it back! Found it back! Duran! Found it back!"

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"

It was like the evil thoughts in the black snake's heart, returning to her heart again, but she accepted it and hugged it.

Duran remained calm: "Let's see if there is any problem with the goods first."

Flavia started running and almost fell down when she crossed the mudflats and rocks.

Duran's heart was hanging, and he saw the stumbling little black snake stabilize his body, naturally running, standing up straight, and running very fast.

She first clasped her hands together in front of the remains of the blood-giving predecessor, hoping that the goddess Io could take away Gloria's vicious soul as soon as possible. Then she bypassed the bloody mess and rummaged through the lid of the box, carefully examining the outer packaging of the chocolate candies.

The magic props she loved so much were her means of livelihood and the key to her door to happiness.

"It's great! Very good!"

Flavia screamed--

"--All good! Not melted or cracked! The packaging is tight!"

Duran followed in and saw the torn and scattered packaging bags in the comic book.

"How many bags are missing? Are there mice on the boat?"

Flavia hurriedly explained: "No! These are cat paw prints! They were eaten by the boss!"

"How do we transport them?" Flavia suddenly started scratching her head with a bitter face: "More than 4,500 kilograms! Together with the comic books, it's at least five tons - our souls are not strong enough!"

Duran said: "Where is the crying general?"

Flavia replied: "He is not strong enough! His spirit, plus Mr. Wood's spirit, can't carry such a heavy box."

How to take the candy away has become a big problem, but someone will come to solve this problem soon.

Outside the cave, the Minister of War took the lead and rushed in with a saber.

"How dare you! Bold lunatic! How dare you attack and kill the Patriarch of the Church of Dionysus!"

Following closely were more than 40 iron cannons, the Governor and many officers and soldiers. They surrounded the cave tightly, waiting for the Governor's order to arrest people and take away the dirty things.

The small boat on the beach was swaying and gradually approached the shore.

Captain Guagua rushed over with a lute in his arms. It was not enough to win an MVP, so he prepared to hold a second concert.

"I know the process! I know the process!"

The hybrid beast squeezed the Minister of War and came to the chubby Governor, preparing to clear his throat and sing.

"Oh!~~~Hoooooo!~"

Flavia was suddenly controlled by evil thoughts and took away Guagua's lute———— She breathed hard and her face flushed.

It was not the black snake in her heart that made her lose her mind, nor was it the embarrassment brought by the weird singing.

It was that she didn't want to use psychic power to solve the problem, and didn't want to cheat so simply.

She finally restrained her desire for destruction and held the lute in her arms.

Captain Guagua covered his head and nervously opened a gap between his frog palms, as if he had foreseen the fate of the last lute.

"I don't want it"

Flavia burst into tears, she almost became a tearful person.

"I don't want this"

"I don't want this"

"Duran, I don't want this."

"This is me, and that is me too!"

She was almost crazy, talking nonsense and reciting unclear poems.

"We are circling around the sun! Circles! Circles and circles! I feel so warm"

"I love you forever! I love you! Forever and ever!"

"Ars Claudia Duran! Duran!"

She hugged the violin case tightly, hugging the instrument that brought joy and courage.

Outside the mudflats, the people of Dongma Port stood all the way, almost tens of thousands of people, they crowded on the dry beach, some stood directly in the sea, rolled up their trousers and held their children. All looked at the end of the fjord.

People who have eaten Flavia's candy to some extent, people who were affected by the attack of the incarnation butterfly, people who were pulled out of the ruins by the feathered serpent incarnation under the natural disaster of hail, rain and snow, when the giant smashed the family's home and took away lives one by one, there was a white snake lady in a gorgeous black dress flying over to fight this terrifying monster.

"Teach me" the governor whispered to Ethan.

Ethan's first mate didn't understand: "Teach what?"

The governor: "So I~~~"

Ethan suddenly realized: "Oh! Oh oh! Oh! Inhale! Inhale! Governor! You have to use your heart and lung function, and use the advantages of your baritone! Don't be shy! Don't feel embarrassed! Release your soul!"

The Minister of War wanted to interrupt: "Governor, this is"

The governor's voice was loud, and he sang his heart with the two "immortals".

"So I~~~ have long-"

"-- liked it!"

Singing, singing and laughter.

Crying, crying and hysterical roaring.

Floating back and forth, there are so many people in this city, so many people. They all become the surging waves of the crowd, the sad people in the sad place, and the captives of chocolate.

It seems crazy, drunk, and indulged in the ups and downs of the waves.

Wait a minute! Let me give you this glass of wine personally————to your brilliant life.

Kapitel.01 S.O.S·Need rescue

Kapitel.02 Abandon·Abandon

Ende.01 Mother Gaia·Mother Gaia

Ende.∞ Bloodstone·Bloodstone

——From the band Lingyun

Kapitel.03 Keep the Flame·Keep the Flame

Kapitel.04 Ordinary Man·Ordinary Man

——Ozzy Osbourne

Kapitel.05 Iron Man·Iron Man

Kapitel.06 Dear Father·Dear Father

——From the band Black Sabbath

Kapitel.07 Dream On·Wishful thinking

Kapitel.08 Hide In The Rainbow·Hide in the Rainbow

——Ronnie James Dio

Kapitel.0⑨ Angel·Angel

Kapitel.10 Painkiller·Terrorist Killer

——From the band Saint Judas

Endeugh The Rain·In the rain

Ende.08 Heartbreak Station·Sad Station

——From the band Cinderella

Ende.07 All Out Of Luck·Bad luck

Ende.06 One Of These Days·One day

——From the band White Snake

Ende.05 Talk Dirty To Me·Swear at me

Ende.04 Ride The Wind·Ride the wind

——From the band Poison

Ende.03 Strutter·The man who walks with his head held high

Ende.02 Kissin' Time·Kissing time

——From the band Kiss

Zugabe① Dear God·Dear God

——Tao Zhe丨Soul Power·Soul Power Concert

Zugabe② Day Becomes Night·Day and Night

——From Two Steps From Hell·Hell within reach

Zugabe③ Army Of Two·An army of two girls

——From "Carol and Tuesday"·Nai Br.XX·Celeina Ann

Original Author: Fox Man

[Abyss Special Train·Abyss Special Train]

[Chapter of Honey·Chapter of Honey]

[The poisonous bee sips sweetness from the flower and buzzes to thank it as it leaves]

[The red butterfly believes that the flower should be thanked]

[To Be Continued]

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