Abyss Game: I am covered with cheats

"Only the two of us employees?" Xu Tong was taken aback. "Just the two of us?"

Pierre nodded. "That's right, just the two of us. Whether it's consultations, prescriptions, or surgeries, we have to do it ourselves."

Hearing this, Xu Tong felt a massive headache coming on.

Even surgery has to be done by myself?

No one told me about this before I came!

I don't know the first thing about surgery!

Xu Tong quickly asked Pierre, "Senior, can you perform surgery?"

"Me? I don't know jack," Pierre said without hesitation. "I can cut someone open, but whether they live or not afterward is anyone's guess."

You...

"If neither of us can do it, who will be the attending physician?"

Pierre naturally extended his twisted finger and pointed at Xu Tong.

Xu Tong also pointed at himself. "Me? To perform surgery?"

"Yes, I'm the senior, so what I say goes. Hurry up and get into the operating room. The first patient today has already had a consultation. Today, we just need to perform the surgery directly, which is much simpler."

Simpler my ass!

Xu Tong was pushed into the operating room by Pierre, still in a daze.

He majored in civil engineering in college. It would be difficult for him to even diagnose a building, let alone treat a person, let alone perform surgery.

Just kill me!

The operating room was relatively spacious, with an operating table in the center and a large number of professional precision instruments placed around it, making Xu Tong's head spin.

"What are all these things..."

Just as Xu Tong was muttering to himself, a string of information appeared in his mind.

[Your brain felt disappointed and independently awakened the abilities of 'Clinical Medicine' and 'Surgical Experience' for the entire instance to help you clear this instance]

"Oh! My brain, thank you! I don't know what I would do without you!"

Xu Tong breathed a sigh of relief. A large amount of medical knowledge flooded into his mind. Now, looking at the instruments and tools in front of him, although he still didn't know what they were called, he at least had muscle memory and knew how to use them correctly.

Xu Tong finally realized how important it was to have a brain. He couldn't imagine how people without brains could survive.

"Very good," Xu Tong put on his gloves, mask, and headgear. "Now there's nothing to be afraid of!"

Beep beep beep—

The operating room door rang with a notification sound, and soon, it slowly opened. Pierre, with a physique like a dwarf, pulled in a stretcher.

Lying on the stretcher was Xu Tong's surgical patient.

As soon as Xu Tong saw the patient on the stretcher, he was dumbfounded.

It was an excavator.

Moreover, it was an excavator that was dozens of times smaller than a normal excavator. Placed on the stretcher, it looked like a delicate model.

"Wait," Xu Tong asked with a confused look, "Where's the patient?"

Pierre pointed to the excavator on the stretcher. "This is the patient."

Patient?

Shouldn't this be a sick machine?

And if the excavator has a problem, please go to a repair company. This is a hospital!

"No one told me I was performing surgery on an excavator? How am I supposed to perform surgery on an excavator?" Xu Tong was dumbfounded. The 'Clinical Medicine' and 'Surgical Experience' abilities that his brain had just awakened were completely useless.

Pierre looked at Xu Tong with an expression as if he had never seen the world. "Who told you this patient is an excavator? Please don't use such perfunctory terms. This is a mechanical life form that can transform, but now there are some problems with its body, and it can't transform, so it can only maintain its current excavator form."

Damn it, it's a Transformer!

Xu Tong felt like he was about to collapse. "Then how am I supposed to perform surgery on a mechanical life form?"

"That's your problem," Pierre said seriously. "Our hospital hired you to work, not to ask why."

Alright.

Placing the stretcher on the operating table, Xu Tong took a deep breath and looked at the excavator in front of him. "Which part of your transformation structure has a problem?"

The excavator's bucket moved with difficulty, pointing to its tracks. "My feet... my feet can't move..."

Xu Tong took a quick look and found that a support column had broken and become misaligned. Theoretically speaking, all that was needed was to re-glue the two broken support columns together.

But when Xu Tong reached out and touched the excavator's support column, the latter suddenly let out a scream.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch! Does this doctor not give anesthesia before performing surgery?"

"Does a mechanical life form need anesthesia?" Xu Tong was stunned. It was the first time he had heard such a thing. Shouldn't mechanical life forms be immune to pain?

The excavator immediately let out a sharp cry. "Wah! Mom! This quack doctor is bullying me!"

Boom—

With a loud noise, a huge bucket pushed open the operating room door, and an excavator stopped outside the operating room, saying in a "magnetic" voice: "Who is bullying my child?"

Looking at the bucket that was almost as tall as a person, Xu Tong felt his vision go dark.

Pierre waved his hand, signaling the large excavator to leave. "Please don't interfere with the surgery. We won't care what you want to do after the surgery, but now it's during the surgery. If you still want this little excavator to be okay, I suggest you stay outside obediently."

Aren't you also calling it a little excavator?

Xu Tong was speechless, and said fiercely to the little excavator in front of him: "Shut up! You heard it too, it's surgery time now, and the big excavator outside can't control me. If you don't endure it, I'll just take off your tracks!"

The little excavator was so frightened that it didn't dare to speak. "I... I understand..."

Taking out 502 glue and gluing the broken support column of the little excavator, Xu Tong put the little excavator back on the stretcher and continued, "I'm warning you now, I already know your address and your school through the medical record. If you don't want to be bothered later, honestly tell your mother that I'm very nice to you, understand?!"

The little excavator had never seen such a scene before, and nodded repeatedly, indicating that it understood.

After the little excavator was pushed out of the operating room, Xu Tong finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After Pierre pushed the little excavator out and came back, his eyes finally changed a little when he looked at Xu Tong.

"I have some changes in my view of you now. You really have something. This kind of patient is too difficult to deal with. I didn't expect you to be able to subdue it so obediently."

Xu Tong wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Is that so? If you were to divide the relationship between you and me into a scale, what relationship do you think we have now?"

Although he didn't know why Xu Tong would ask such a question, Pierre still answered this question, "It's a friendly and mutually helpful colleague relationship."

The relationship was indeed closer, but the main quest was not advanced or updated, which meant that the relationship between the two was not close enough.

Xu Tong silently touched his chest.

"Senior, please continue to spur me on with work!"

Pierre looked at Xu Tong with the eyes of someone looking at a psychopath. "Why don't you get a referral to the psychiatry department first."