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Chapter 26 Little Sheldon's Provocation
"Today I will give you the first theoretical physics lesson, quantum chromodynamics."
Professor Alicia Harper smiled and said: "So can anyone tell me what quantum chromodynamics is?"
Little Sheldon immediately raised his hand.
"You must be Sheldon Cooper."
Professor Alicia Harper lowered her head, smiled and looked at Little Sheldon, who was standing in the middle of the first row with his hands raised and filled with "I say, let me say, let me say" expressions.
"Yes! I am Sheldon Cooper!"
Little Sheldon stood up, raised his head and said: "Quantum chromodynamics is a theory of strong interaction created by Professor Murray Gell-Mann and Professor Harald Fritsch. It describes the particles that make up the strong force.
The interaction of gauge fields linked to quarks and color quantum numbers can uniformly describe the structure of hadrons and the strong interaction between them, and is considered a promising basic theory of strong interaction."
"Very good, it seems that someone has done some preparatory work."
Professor Alicia Harper smiled and nodded, motioning for Little Sheldon to sit down.
“An interesting bit of knowledge.”
Little Sheldon did not sit down immediately, but instead raised a finger and continued: "The word quark comes from James Joyce's novel Finnegan's Watch. It is the cry of seagulls, so at the beginning
Only the sound had no spelling and was even written as Guoke, and was later corrected to Quark by Professor Murray Gell-Mann.”
"ok."
Professor Alicia Harper smiled helplessly: "Classmate Cooper, I'm glad to hear your sharing. You..."
"Glad to hear you say that."
Little Sheldon didn't understand other people's looks at all, and ignored Professor Alicia Harper's look on her face asking him to sit down, and continued: "Professor Murray Gell-Mann is a very great theoretical physicist.
But I disagree with his way of naming it. If it were me, I would never name such an important scientific theory with something I hate."
"Professor Gell-Mann doesn't hate seagulls."
Professor Alicia Harper looked at Little Sheldon in surprise: "In fact, he likes birds very much."
"No, I don't think so."
Little Sheldon shook his head.
"it is true."
Some students couldn’t see that this bratty little kid had always been so beautiful, and couldn’t help but interject: “Professor Gell-Mann likes birds very much, and his knowledge of bird taxonomy puts relevant experts to shame. This is
As we all know, doesn’t this count as liking birds?”
"There is a saying, to know your friends, you must know your enemies even more!"
Young Sheldon retorted: "No one would like such a terrifying creature as a bird, especially a great theoretical physicist like Murray Gell-Mann."
"Then how do you explain Professor Gelman's active campaign to promote the protection of wild animals and the protection of ecology and the environment?"
The man laughed angrily.
"Because he wants birds to continue to stay in the wild and not appear in front of him, and once the environment and ecology are destroyed, various biological defense lines built by wild creatures will be broken, and humans will face more terrifying viruses and bacteria.
Infringement."
Little Sheldon simply looked back at the speaker and explained seriously: "Thinking about that result is scary, so in order to avoid this most terrifying consequence, scary creatures including birds are blocked and isolated in advance.
It's a very smart thing to do outside the city."
"You are so messy!"
The speaker was left speechless by Little Sheldon's "Six Classics Notes on Me" approach.
"The truth is always in the hands of a few people, and obviously that person is not you."
Little Sheldon said the most irritating words in a serious manner. After refuting the person who questioned him, he subconsciously looked in the direction of Chuck: "What do you think, Dr. Chuck Wolf?"
Although he was a little unhappy to call Chuck a doctor, he thought that Chuck only had a doctorate in accounting. Now in the theoretical physics class, the two sides were at the same starting line, and he had done a lot of homework in advance during the summer vacation, so he was very confident to face this.
Dr. Chuck Wolfe, who previously said crying scared him to the point of peeing!
"PhD?"
As soon as this title came out, it instantly attracted everyone's attention. Following Little Sheldon's line of sight, everyone turned to look at Chuck at the corner of the lecture theater.
The people who came to this class today, except for Little Sheldon, who was only 11 years old, were basically all college students of normal age who had just entered school. It was always surprising that a doctorate suddenly appeared and was attending the class.
Professor Alicia Harper, who was standing on the podium, also looked over with her light blue eyes.
She had already known about this genius in other fields who chose his own course.
"Uh huh~"
Facing everyone's gaze and Little Sheldon's provocation, Chuck looked calm and kept his mouth motionless, but a simulated bird song sounded.
No one has reacted yet.
Little Sheldon's eyes narrowed and his body froze. His super gift of high-definition image memory instantly brought his memory back to when he was two years old.
He clearly remembered that it was 3:24 pm on May 24, 1982. His grandmother took him out for a walk in a stroller and bought him his favorite apple juice at the time. When his grandmother turned around to buy herself
When he was drinking, a hummingbird flew over, inserted its slender beak like a sharp weapon into his apple juice and drank his apple juice.
He was so scared at that time!
He couldn't even make a sound to ask for help from his grandmother who was close at hand.
The shortcomings of high-definition image memory showed that he was so scared that he couldn't move at the beginning. Now he was instantly brought into the exact same feeling. He could do nothing but stare at Chuck with wide eyes and fear.
"Classmate Cooper, are you okay?"
Professor Alicia Harper was the first to notice that something was wrong with Little Sheldon. She walked off the podium, came to Little Sheldon's side, and asked with concern.
"Uh uh uh."
Little Sheldon trembled all over and tried to speak, but what came out were only incomplete syllables.
"Dr. Chuck Wolf, what did you do?"
Professor Alicia Harper was startled and suddenly raised her eyes to look at Chuck.
The other students in the lecture theater had no idea what was going on, but they were all shocked.
Such a stinky little genius turned into this without saying anything after setting his sights on Chuck.
"There is a saying, to know your friends, you must also know your enemies."
Chuck answered in the words of Little Sheldon: "Classmate Cooper hates birds so much. He should be as proficient in bird knowledge as Professor Murray Gelman, even including bird language. I am answering the question in bird language."
Classmate Po’s question.”
"Ha ha!"
Hearing this, a blond girl sitting in the middle burst into laughter.
Everyone looked over in unison.
"Sorry, sorry."
The sweet-looking girl immediately apologized and then covered her mouth to show that she was no longer smiling.
But it can be seen that it is very hard to bear it.
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