Acting Like a Cannon Fodder is the Best Life
Chapter 44:
Facing Shang Ji Juechuan's eyes, Yan Yan felt guilty for no reason, and unconsciously substituted himself into the "wife" who was about to run away.
But soon he reacted again.
According to the book, he and Ji Juechuan called a peaceful "breakup", and Ji Juechuan would give him a huge amount of compensation, how could it be called running away?
Thinking of this, he didn't feel guilty anymore, and even smiled at Ji Juechuan, acting as if he didn't care about what that person said at all.
The person who said this was pushed by the person next to him, and his mind cleared up after being drunk. He knew that it was inappropriate for him to say such a thing at someone else's engagement banquet, so he quickly raised his glass to apologize to the two of them.
The people next to him also spoke for him: "Don't listen to this kid's nonsense, he drank too much. You are so affectionate, it will definitely last for a long time."
Only then did Ji Juechuan look away from Yan Yan, "It's okay, I won't take it to heart."
Yan Yan saw the gentle expression on his face, but somehow felt a little chilly.
Especially when Ji Juechuan glanced at him just now, he always felt that there seemed to be some deep meaning.
It can be seen that Ji Juechuan's perfectly curved lips and calm black eyes seem to have really not taken what he just said to heart.
He must have thought too much.
After toasting, I can finally rest for a while.
After the two had lunch, they met with the guests at the end of the banquet, and finally ended all the procedures in the afternoon.
Yan Yan was tired all day, and fell asleep in the back seat when he came home, almost fell asleep a few times, and woke up when his head was about to hit him.
After going back and forth a few times, Ji Juechuan stretched out his hand to embrace him and let his head rest on his shoulder.
This posture made Yan Yan more comfortable. He was just about to sleep peacefully, but Ji Juechuan's next words woke him up like a thunderbolt, making him suddenly lose sleepiness.
"Go get the certificate tomorrow."
Although he was asking for his opinion, Ji Juechuan's tone was flat, as if he was not asking him at all, but telling him.
Yan Yan straightened up from his shoulders, his eyes narrowed slightly, "Tomorrow?"
"Hmm." Ji Juechuan looked at him, "Are you busy tomorrow?"
"…No."
Ji Juechuan didn't speak anymore, it seemed that he had already decided to get the certificate tomorrow.
Yan Yan lost all sleepiness, turned his head and stared out of the car window, pretending to be looking at the scenery outside, but his eyes were empty.
He thought it would be enough to get engaged today, but he didn't expect to get a certificate from Ji Juechuan.
Then when he was about to leave, wouldn't he have to apply for a divorce certificate with Ji Juechuan again?
Thinking of one more troublesome thing when he left, Yan Yan became a little depressed, and began to rack his brains to think of ways to delay obtaining the certificate.
It's a pity that the excuses he came up with were too far-fetched. He didn't come up with a reasonable excuse until the car drove to the door, so he had to give up.
After returning home, Ji Juechuan didn't mention the matter of obtaining the certificate again, but when he was about to go to bed at night, he suddenly asked: "Is the ID card and household registration book ready?"
Yan Yan didn't take the matter of obtaining the certificate to heart at all, so he naturally didn't look for the ID card and household registration book, so he shook his head.
"Take it out first, don't delay tomorrow morning."
"I'll take it tomorrow, I'm so sleepy." Yan Yan hugged the quilt pitifully.
Ji Juechuan stood by the bed and watched him for a while, but didn't pull him up, "Where is it, I'll get it for you."
Yan Yan pushed away the quilt, and slowly got off the bed, "I'll take it myself."
He secretly put some things in the suitcase recently, it's better not to be seen by Ji Juechuan.
Under Ji Juechuan's gaze, he walked slowly out of the door and went to the room where the suitcase was kept.
Yan Yan put his ID card and household registration book in the small interlayer of the suitcase before, he unzipped the small zipper, and was about to take out all the documents when he suddenly thought of an idea.
After Yan Yan left the room, Ji Juechuan also took out his account book.
As soon as he closed the drawer, Yan Yan came back biting his lip.
Seeing his expression, Ji Juechuan paused, "What's wrong?"
"husband…"
Yan Yan blinked vigorously, his slender eyelashes flickered a few times, forcing his eyes to turn red, "I can't find my household registration book."
Seeing his red eyes, Ji Juechuan couldn't help frowning, first pulled him to the side of the bed and sat down, and said "it's okay" in a deep voice before realizing what he said.
His eyebrows furrowed even tighter in an instant.
"Why is it gone? Did you leave it at home?"
Yan Yan was afraid that he would let someone go to Yan's house to pick it up, so he sniffed and shook his head, "I brought it here, but I couldn't find it just now."
"Don't worry, I'll help you find it." Ji Juechuan stroked his hair, stood up and prepared to help him find it.
Yan Yan was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly followed.
Seeing him follow, Ji Juechuan thought he was worried, and comforted him: "If you can't find it, I will accompany you to make it up tomorrow."
"Yeah." Yan Yan answered him in a low voice.
His suitcase was opened by Ji Juechuan, and everything inside was exposed to the light.
Ji Juechuan glanced at the new clothes he bought before, the dolls that were pulled out of the claw machine, and some things that he took out before, and Yan Yan took them back at some point.
He stared for a moment, and the strangeness in his heart flashed past.
But the most urgent thing is to help Yan Yan find the household registration book. He didn't linger on those things, but opened the interlayer of the suitcase to have a look.
After checking all the mezzanines one by one, there was no trace of the household registration book.
Ji Juechuan was silent for a while, and if he went to make up for it, he would have to wait another week.
He and Yan Yan had to wait another week to get their marriage certificate.
Although he felt a little uncomfortable, Ji Juechuan still zipped up the small zippers on the interlayer and was about to close the suitcase.
Suddenly, he noticed a doll in the suitcase.
The doll was wearing handsome clothes, but the clothes were a little bulging, as if stuffed with cardboard.
He paused and picked up the doll.
When Yan Yan saw Ji Juechuan picking up the doll, his heart rose in his throat.
I saw his bony hands touched the doll's clothes a few times, and then began to undo the small buttons on the clothes.
Soon, the dark red corner of the household registration book was exposed from the doll's clothes, and was pulled out by that slender hand.
The air was quiet for a moment.
Ji Juechuan stared at the household registration book in his hand for a while, then looked at Yan Yan who was standing aside, raising his eyebrows.
"Did it go into the doll's clothes by itself?"
Yan Yan bit his lower lip and let it go until it turned red, "I put it in before, but I just forgot."
Ji Juechuan didn't say anything, just took his household registration book and went back to the room.
"Go to bed early, and get up early tomorrow."
After returning to the room, he stretched out his hand to him again, "Leave the ID card here too, I'll keep it together."
After a pause, "In case you don't leave it anywhere."
Yan Yan quietly puffed up his face.
He felt that Ji Juechuan was connoting him.
Putting the ID card in Ji Juechuan's hand, Yan Yan lay back on the bed.
After all the trouble just now, it was getting late, he slowly closed his eyes, and when he was about to fall asleep, he heard Ji Juechuan leaving the room.
Tired all day, he no longer had the energy to think about what Ji Juechuan was doing out of the room, and soon fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Yan Yan was woken up by Ji Juechuan.
In a daze, he picked up his phone to check the time, only to find that it was only seven o'clock in the morning.
His mind was groggy, and he wanted to sleep a little longer, so he played tricks on Ji Juechuan softly, "Husband, the Civil Affairs Bureau doesn't go to work until 8:30, why don't you sleep a little longer."
Ji Juechuan pursed his lips, and directly grabbed his waist to help him up. When Yan Yan came back to his senses, he was already standing in the bathroom with a toothbrush in his hand.
He picked up the toothpaste and squeezed it onto the toothbrush, brushing his teeth sullenly.
I don't know why Ji Juechuan is in such a hurry. Does he have other things to do today?
With Ji Juechuan's help, Yan Yan quickly tidied himself up.
A hearty breakfast is prepared on the dining table downstairs.
Aunt Zhang heard Ji Juechuan said this morning that she would go to get a certificate with Yan Yan, and happily made a lot of nutritious breakfasts, saying that she wanted them to eat more, so that they would be more energetic when they would take wedding photos.
"After all, a marriage certificate is a matter of a lifetime." Aunt Zhang told them with a smile.
After breakfast, Yan Yan was brought into the car by Ji Juechuan.
The road to the Civil Affairs Bureau went smoothly, there was no traffic jam, and the car soon stopped outside the Civil Affairs Bureau.
They first went to the photo studio next door.
Two outstanding-looking people walked into the photo studio, which attracted the attention of many people, especially when Ji Juechuan said lightly to take wedding photos, the clerk couldn't help but look at their faces again and again.
Yan Yan casually stroked his hair in front of the mirror, and sat next to Ji Juechuan.
After the photos came out, he realized that Ji Juechuan's hairstyle was a little different from usual.
It seems to have been sorted out on purpose.
Yan Yan secretly glanced at Ji Juechuan.
When he was woken up at seven o'clock, Ji Juechuan had already changed his clothes, and now he seemed to have done his hairstyle, how early he woke up.
Did Ji Juechuan care so much about his own image?
When the photo was developed, the clerk held it in his hand and looked at it several times before handing it over to the two.
Although they didn't dress up very much, both of them have good foundations. In the photo, one has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and the other has red lips and white teeth. Just one glance makes people unable to take their eyes off.
Before leaving, the store manager asked them if they could post the photos on the wall of the photo studio, Yan Yan quickly waved his hand and refused.
This is too dangerous, if the protagonist Shou and the protagonist Gong come here to take wedding photos in the future, and see their wedding photos on the wall, it will be embarrassing.
Seeing that he refused, the store manager was obviously very sorry, but he didn't say anything, which made Yan Yan feel a little guilty.
After getting the wedding photo, Ji Juechuan took him to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
I don't know when Ji Juechuan made the appointment. After they walked into the Civil Affairs Bureau, staff soon asked them to go in and register.
In less than half an hour, the two got the red book.
Until he got in the car, Yan Yan was still staring at the bright red marriage certificate in his hand, a little in disbelief.
He just got engaged yesterday, and today he got the certificate from Ji Juechuan, which is too efficient.
I don't know what Ji Juechuan was thinking. I put out all the things in his suitcase before, and now I have to get a certificate from him.
When he was about to leave, he not only had to pack his suitcase, but also went to apply for a divorce certificate with Ji Juechuan.
I don't know if the plot in the book is the same, Yan Yan only remembers the general development of the plot, but doesn't remember the details.
If it was written like this in the book, he would understand why Ji Juechuan did this. Probably because of the force majeure of the plot, just like he couldn't avoid the engagement banquet.
Yan Yan propped his chin and began to think about why such a plot was arranged in the book.
Isn't this adding to his role as cannon fodder?
The sky was clear outside the car window. When the car stopped at the traffic light, he saw a stray cat hurried past with its tail between its legs. He wondered if it had fallen into the water. Its fur was wet and it looked even more pitiful.
Yan Yan was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly wanted to understand why such a plot was arranged in the book.
Isn't the so-called cannon fodder used to slap the face and set off the protagonist, adding excitement to the plot?
If he walks too chicly, the protagonist will lose face, and the plot will not look good enough.
That's why when the author wants to let him go, he not only has to apply for a divorce certificate, but also has to pack his suitcase pitifully, which is more pitiful than a stray cat that has been driven away.
Yan Yan felt that he had guessed the truth and shook his head triumphantly.
Since this is the case, then he obtained the certificate from Ji Juechuan today, and the plot of his being kicked out should not be far away, so he might as well add fuel to the flames.
Yan Yan thought about a lot of things, only to realize that Ji Juechuan had been quiet since getting in the car.
He turned his head and took a look, only to see that Ji Juechuan was just like him, staring at the marriage certificate in his hand, his dark eyes bottomless.
With that concentrated look, he thought he was reading some important documents.
It was the first time Ji Juechuan saw a marriage certificate, so he was a little curious.
The two had their own concerns and did not speak in the car.
When he got home, Yan Yan immediately ran upstairs to take out a pen and paper, and began to make plans for himself.
He thought that acting like a baby with Ji Juechuan a few more times a day should make the plot develop faster.
After tapping the pen on the table a few times, Yan Yan wrote down his coquettish plan seriously on the white paper.
"Act like a baby five times a day"
"Hold three times a day"
"Vexatious twice a week"
After writing these few articles, I feel as if it is no different from before.
He thought for a while, blushing and added one at the end.
"Kiss once a day"
The author has something to say: Ji Juechuan: Is there such a good thing?
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