Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Li Ang and Oakley were sitting in the locker room, and the master and apprentice began to tell fortunes again.

"Master, I've suffered a lot of bleeding this time. I guess I'll be suspended for a few more games, right?"

"I've done some calculations and found out what my disciple said is true. Should I say it or not? I've been in the fighting arena for so many years, and I've never seen anyone who specializes in the bottom lane and has his buttocks bleed. Disciple, your move is quite creative. ah."

"I was tripping while running, but that was a serious elbow attack!"

Li Ang was convinced and it was all Snow's fault. If you hadn't pulled me away, would Bowen have ended up like this?

Well, if Snow hadn't pulled Li Ang, Bowen would not have had his butt bleed.

But it’s hard to say whether the brains will be knocked out.

In the end, Oakley concluded that he and Liang were expected to be suspended for 6-8 games each.

After all, the nature of this fight was a little worse than the last time he fought Olowokandi.

They were all mixed doubles, and they were all at different levels.

Li Ang sighed after hearing this.

If I had known that there would be so many suspensions, I would have just stopped doing anything and even dealt with Brown!

And now I see that the experience bar is about three-quarters filled, and I am almost leveling up, and here comes the result.

but.

This time Li Ang was not suspended in vain!

Just when he came off the field, Li Ang heard the system prompt tone.

Because this fight was to help McGrady, the system of rewarding good and punishing evil reacted.

Being able to draw rewards from Maizi and being suspended for 6-8 games is worth it!

Besides, it is an unshirkable responsibility to fight scum like Bowen.

Measured by bans, the situation is small.

Thinking of this, Li Ang instantly lost his feeling of guilt.

On the TV, the game was over. Although the Raptors acquired Li Ang, Oakley and Tracy McGrady at once, because they dug the hole too hard before, AI failed to fill it even with all its strength.

He still failed to help the 76ers turn defeat into victory.

95 to 88, the Menglong team defeated the 76ers on the road and won three consecutive victories.

Iverson's pregame call was ruthlessly exposed.

Facts have proved that the most improved team in the Eastern Conference this season has to be the Menglong.

AI performed well today, scoring 37 points.

Although the shooting rate is a bit worse, he hit 20 irons on 14 of 34 shots, and the shooting rate was only 38.2%.

But considering that AI played 44 minutes today and was strictly guarded throughout the game, this data is not unacceptable.

From another perspective, AI’s physical abilities are also really abnormal.

Taking 34 shots in a single game is not something ordinary people can do.

If you try this with Brother Zui, he will enter idle mode when he scores 20 points.

Except for AI, Lin Qi, the 76ers' highest scorer, only had 11 points.

There is no one left in this attack.

Carter, who scored 21 points in the game, was interviewed by reporters on the court. Unsurprisingly, the reporters' focus was no longer on the victory, but on the sudden brawl.

"There is no doubt that Bowen's foul was a rough and unprofessional one. I hope the league can give him the punishment he deserves!" When reporters mentioned Bowen, Carter gritted his teeth in anger.

"What about Lee and Oakley? Do you think they should be punished?"

"Them? They are just doing what every conscientious person should do!"

Carter walked off the court angrily. He had never seen anyone play so dirty.

On the other side, in the players tunnel, Larry Brown was also caught by reporters.

"Coach Larry, you suddenly replaced Bruce Bowen in the last quarter because you just wanted him to do some dirty work?"

Reporters don't care if you are a famous coach or not, they only want big news, so they ask very sharp questions.

Larry Brown remained calm: "Of course not. On the basketball court, players always think about how to defend. Bowen is just too dedicated."

Listen, listen.

He is worthy of being Popovich's teacher. Even dirty tricks like washing the floor and Bowen were taught from him.

Speaking of which, Popovich really noticed Bowen in this game.

Although Bowen was beaten badly, it proved that he was just a scumbag on the frontal battlefield.

But Bowen kicked Tracy McGrady, and the old thief appreciated it very much.

He doesn't want those who are upright, he likes those who play dirty.

If you win a head-on fight, you will still be suspended, but if you play dirty tricks, you can avoid punishment and continue to play dirty tricks.

If a team has such an artist, wouldn't the championship be within reach?

Once he can't beat him anymore, send him up to attack the opponent's star player.

You can't beat a star player even though you have one? Then continue to engage their role players and directly cripple the opposing lineup!

The old thief touched his chin and decided to observe Bowen's performance next season.

If possible, then recruit him under his command and use it for yourself!

At this time, everyone returned to the locker room and praised Li Ang and Oakley for playing well.

At the same time, everyone was also curious: What happened to Bowen? Why did his butt bleed after being spanked?

Then, the group looked at Li Ang.

Li Ang:.

I've already said I'm not interested in butts, it's Snow, it's Snow!

In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Uncle Butch only brought Carter to the post-match press conference.

It would definitely be difficult for Li Ang and Oakley to go. Maizi was still in the hospital having his brain checked.

Therefore, they were the only ones to hold on to the situation first.

As a result, Butch and Carter had just begun their interview when they received shocking news.

"Vince, what do you think about the fact that Leon elbowed Bruce Bowen until he had an anal fissure?"

Carter:? ? ?

what are you saying?

What is an anal fissure? ?

Uncle Butch was also confused. He started playing basketball in the 1980s and became a coach in the 1990s.

I have been playing basketball for 20 years.

He had heard of people having their brains knocked out, but he had never heard of such a thing as splitting their buttocks while playing basketball on a horse!

This Yunlong can always come up with something new for me!

Carter was stunned for a moment, and then tried hard not to laugh. He could be called the earliest human being to suppress laughter.

"Oh, good fight, great fight. I mean, Li Ang was tripped by Snow. The alliance should investigate Snow's behavior!"

Carter quickly changed his mind and told the truth in a moment of excitement.

In the locker room, all the cute dragons looked at each other and then laughed.

God damn anal fissure, Bowen, this is not a matter of injury, this is a direct social death.

In the future, when people talk trash to him on the court, as long as you grasp this point, you can make him cry.

If you want to humiliate him, you only need to approach Bowen leisurely, and then say to him with a smile: "Your butt has been fucked by others."

Guaranteed to let him break the defense in minutes.

Li Ang also shook his head, which could be regarded as a warning to Bowen.

My elbows are big, please bear with me.

Li Ang picked up his phone and looked at it amidst the laughter, and found that text messages filled up the phone's memory!

Don't be surprised, today's mobile phone memory cannot even store a single photo.

It was only a year later that Samsung, which had not yet started producing grenades, came up with a mobile phone with an MP3 function, and the memory of mobile phones began to be taken seriously.

Li Ang looked at the dense unread text messages and was really speechless.

Who is so wicked!

There is no charge for text messages!

After taking a closer look, I saw that they were all sent by a guy named "Cauliflower Snake".

"Li Ang, you are not a human being. You lied to my feelings and my body. Get out!"

"One month after another, another month after one, two times boss!"

"We agreed to play together? If you give me a suspension again, Li Ang, I will never pay attention to you in this life!"

"You are just afraid of facing off against me, the real dunk king, and you are a coward!"

Li Ang could feel the anger of Cauliflower Snake through the small mobile phone screen.

Li Ang couldn't help it. After waiting for so long, I finally got an opportunity to use the system of rewarding good and punishing evil. I really couldn't let it go.

It doesn't matter, next time, next time I will definitely date you.

Then Li Ang suddenly realized that he wanted to meet the Lakers again. It seemed that he had to wait until next season.

Love, I can only say that our fate has not yet arrived.

O'Neal felt quite happy. God knew what would happen when he played against Li Ang.

Shaq didn't want to be thrown to the ground and rubbed by Li Ang.

Li Ang can't fight this time, just right, just right~

This dark horse battle in the Eastern Conference ended with Bowen's anal fissure.

Li Ang excitedly returned to the hotel in Philadelphia with everyone, and told his roommate McGrady that he wanted to go to bed early today, so he fell asleep with his hands covered with quilts.

Under the quilt, Li Ang excitedly opened the small screen that only he could see - the system interface.

Come, come, McGrady’s reward is here!

Li Ang opened the system backpack and had a big meal.

Because there is not only one reward in the backpack, but two rewards!

Carter’s lottery bag and McGrady’s lottery bag are both inside!

Li Ang was stunned, what the hell, is there a one-for-one offer?

Li Ang carefully thought about the whole process of the previous conflict. McGrady kicked Bowen hard. This must have met the conditions of the system of rewarding good and punishing evil.

But Carter.

Oh, just now when Carter went to pull Bowen, he seemed to be pulled by Bowen and fell down.

Does the system count this as a conflict between Carter and Bowen, and Carter hasn't fought yet?

Li Ang suddenly felt that it would be good to be teammates with these five scumbag brothers.

I never won a fight, it was all up to me.

Inexplicably, I can get two rewards, so comfortable~

Okay, now is not the time to get hung up on these minutiae.

Come on, two darlings, let's start having fun!

Because the current basic ability is still very low, even if Li Ang draws the badge, he will not be able to exert the maximum effect.

For example, Li Ang cannot use Kobe's steal badge to its maximum potential now.

Therefore, Li Ang decided that these two lottery packages would be used to draw attributes!

Since the last upgrade of the system of rewarding good and punishing evil, the number of points you can get by drawing attributes is 2-6.

No matter how dark-faced Li Ang is, both packages only draw the lowest 2 attribute points, which adds up to 4 points.

Carter's strongest attributes currently are probably jumping, dunking and shooting.

McGrady's strongest attributes currently are probably jumping and dunking.

If we can draw the shooting attributes, we, Lao Li, will get rich hahahahahaha!

open!

Two white lights flashed. McGrady's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw the maximum attribute of 6 points, while Carter's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw 5 points, for a total of 11 attribute points.

I am very lucky, it can be said to be very European!

but.

Why are the two players getting breakthrough dunks?

Where the hell am I shooting? What about dribbling?

Wait, a breakaway dunk?

Li Ang quickly opened his attribute interface. After adding the 11-point breakthrough dunk, Li Ang's breakthrough dunk attributes increased directly from 64 to 75!

In other words, Li Ang can now complete those more complex fancy dunks in the air.

What about flipping in the air for two and a half weeks, what about being a giant windmill in place, etc.

It looks great, but it’s useless!

No matter how beautifully you dunk, it will only count for two points. After working on it for a long time, the scoring range was still limited to the three-second zone.

Li Ang sighed, forget it, it's better than nothing.

Moreover.

There are still many opportunities for fighting.

Don't worry, Uncle Bao, next time, next time I promise not to spank you!

The next day, Li Ang went to the hotel lobby to get some newspapers.

Sure enough, the news that he beat Bowen until he had an anal fissure made the front page.

"Master and apprentice join forces in a mixed doubles match to smash the Philadelphia tough guy's ass!"

"With an elbow in the butt, Bowen's anal fissure will return undecided."

"It's your own fault? Bowen kicked McGrady and was retaliated by Master Oakley."

"The most bizarre injury in the NBA was born."

Looking at these reports, the focus of people who did not watch the game yesterday was not that Li Ang hit someone again.

Rather

Anal fissure?

Beaten to anal fissure?

What posture was used to hit this? Is it a snapping sound?

This Li Ang is not simple. Can Theron survive it?

For a time, the little-known Bowen became famous all over the country.

Now everyone in the world knows that his buttocks have been torn.

Iverson looked at these reports and just felt ashamed.

He walked into Larry Brown's office the next day with the newspaper: "Can you explain what this means?"

Larry Brown looked confused. You are crazy about losing, right?

Don’t you know what anal fissure means?

"The guy named Bowen, he basically only plays in the garbage time of the fourth quarter or the most anxious time of the fourth quarter this season.

If I remember correctly, he 'accidentally' injured Richmond in the fourth quarter last time we played against the Wizards, right?

What's the purpose of having someone like this in the team? Do you think we will be honored if we win in this way?

If you want to win this way, then I would rather lose! "

It's not that AI doesn't want to win, but he is a fighter and he hopes to win in an honest way.

Fighting is okay, but if you fight on the basketball court to stand up for your brothers, the AI ​​will never resent it.

But if you do it to intentionally hurt someone, then...

Now Bowen's retaliation for kicking McGrady has been widely reported by the media, which makes the good-looking AI feel very embarrassed.

It's as if the 76ers can't afford to lose.

"What are you yelling at me? If you can, go and yell at the Raptors!" Larry Brown was annoyed and had no intention of quarreling with Iverson.

"I don't care. Trade this guy to me. You can send him anywhere. He can't be in Philadelphia anyway." After saying that, AI turned and walked away.

But before walking out of the office, AI looked back at Brown and said decisively: "Me and the Toronto Raptors, I will beat them in my own way!"

Larry Brown looked at AI slamming the door and slamming out the door, and also smashed the cup in his hand.

Then, he looked at Li Ang's photo in the newspaper and gritted his teeth.

Brown has added another Chinese name to his "List of Most Hated Players in the NBA".

This kid must have a good drink from his suspension this time!

Punish, punish severely!

In the afternoon, Li Ang will fly back to Toronto with the team.

But before getting on the plane, he and Oakley had not yet received a penalty decision from the league.

Oakley was also a little confused. As an experienced and banned player, it stands to reason that the ticket should have been issued by this time.

What's wrong this time?

"Master, are your predictions correct?"

"I have been fighting for my master for decades, how could I be wrong!"

At this time, Uncle Butch received a call and was stunned for a moment, then looked at Li Ang.

"Li, I'm looking for you."

"Looking for me?" Li Ang looked confused. How come the call to find me was directed to the head coach?

Although he was confused, Li Ang still took the phone and put it to his ear: "Crooked."

"Lee, it's me, Grunwald."

"Oh, what is it, Mr. General Manager?"

"It was about the fight yesterday."

"I didn't spank him on purpose! Don't believe those rumors easily. I like butts, but I'm not interested in men's butts!" Li Ang quickly explained that he must not remain silent on some principled issues.

"I know that the league president called me and he said that things were very bad. He was bleeding on the spot and broke someone's nose. This kind of thing will never be tolerated.

The league is still meeting to decide on the punishment this time, and it feels like it will be serious. "

"Hey, I'll pay attention next time."

Grunwald thought: Be careful next time: Be careful not to do it easily next time.

What Li Ang said should be careful next time: Next time, be careful to choose a place that is not prone to bleeding.

"However, the league president told me that if you are willing to go to the NBA headquarters in New York to meet with him in person, he may seriously consider the punishment. So, I will send you a plane to take you there?"

"Ah this."

A picture of Stern wearing glasses and smiling sinisterly came to Li Ang's mind.

This time, is it a real PY transaction?

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