Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

"Kobe Bryant decided to participate in the 2000 Slam Dunk Contest!"

"The youngest dunk king returns, and the strongest dunk lineup in history is born!"

"Kobe Bryant: The championship is not the most important thing, the important thing is to learn from different players."

Li Ang looked at the title of this report and laughed out loud.

This statement should be changed: the championship is not the most important, the most important thing is to kill Li Ang!

Li Ang is already convinced, why are you just joining in the fun?

It's hard enough to deal with Carter, but now Kobe comes along.

I'm not the hero of a cool novel. How could I punch Kobe and kick Carter in my rookie season?

I can’t do it!

Although Li Ang has been teasing Kobe for his incompetence, in Li Ang's view, Kobe's dunks are actually not weak.

My hands are just a little small, how can I call them weak?

This is called being physically disabled but mentally strong!

But, the greater the risk, the greater the reward.

If you can beat Kobe and Carter at the same time

Li Angke really stood up in this alliance.

After announcing his participation in the dunk contest, Kobe also wanted to show off his muscles.

So, in the next game between the Lakers and the Grizzlies, Kobe performed a very exciting two-handed C-shaped dunk in the second quarter.

At that time, Kobe, who was very skilled on the defensive end, completed a steal and then counterattacked with a quick push.

One step inside the free throw line, Kobe raised the basketball high, stretched his body into a C shape, and then suddenly exerted his strength to dunk the ball in!

The whole world was applauding Kobe's dunk, but Li Ang just wanted to laugh.

It’s not that this dunk is not beautiful, it is indeed a very good dunk.

But when he first jumped up, Kobe was holding the ball with one hand.

Later, I don't know if he couldn't catch it or for some other reason. He used his other hand to hold the ball in the air, and the one-handed dunk turned into a two-handed dunk.

Some people are both good at cooking and love to eat!

Recently, Li Ang has also been preparing for his dunk action.

Of course not preparing on the training ground, because Carter is also an opponent.

Moreover, Li Ang hopes to give everyone a surprise when the time comes, and he doesn't want anyone to see his prepared actions in advance.

Li Ang directly asked Bart Stern to rent a small basketball gym for him in Toronto. Whenever he had free time, he would figure out dunking moves and practice like crazy.

As for Carter, he is very Buddhist about the upcoming dunk contest and has basically no preparation.

In the original history, most of Carter's actions in the slam dunk contest that year were improvised or semi-improvised.

According to him, he said that he felt that the moves he prepared before were not beautiful enough, so he changed them to more exciting ones when he performed on the spot.

But Li Ang looks at it now. This guy is not prepared at all!

He is the kind of genius who can do whatever he wants.

Just like being one of the top three academics in the grade without reading.

Kobe worked hard on his hip-switching dunk in Los Angeles. This was the dunk that put him on the map two years ago and is his signature move.

He believes that as long as he comes back with this crotch-changing move, people will know who the champion is.

Defending the Slam Dunk Contest, I am determined to win!

As the atmosphere of the dunk contest became more and more heated, Li Ang began to receive harassing phone calls in the middle of the night.

"Li, you can't miss the slam dunk contest again!"

When Li Ang answered the phone, Theron was lying next to him, frowning.

Li Ang wanted to tell Theron: Honey, the person who called me is really a man!

but.

It seems even weirder to say that, damn!

At that time, Li Ang really experienced what it means to jump into the Yellow River and not be able to wash away it.

Have you agreed to break up the relationship? Bastard, why don't you keep your promise?

Of course, with the help of the hands-free function, Li Ang proved that Kobe's call in the middle of the night was really just to provoke him.

Theron suddenly felt heartache for Li Ang.

What kind of perverts are your opponents?

It must be tiring to fight against so many perverts.

Kobe’s mind was filled with the idea of ​​banging Li Ang, and he even sent text messages to show off when he had nothing to do:

"Hey, looking at it now, I am the starting guard for the Western Conference All-Stars. It's so annoying. I have to participate in the slam dunk contest and the main game again. It's so tiring.

I envy you so much. I wish I could be as relaxed as you and have so much time to spend with my girlfriend. "

Li Ang was holding the phone, and his hands couldn't help but tremble.

The best, the best!

It's a miracle that Shaq was able to work with a guy like this for eight years.

You have to prepare for dunking, but you also have to be right in the most critical moment of the game.

Now before the start of the All-Star Weekend, Li Ang still has 12 games to play.

Stern was not afraid of anything else but that Li Ang, the offensive defender, would start attacking again.

If others fight, at most it will affect the image of the alliance.

But when Li Ang fought, he made outstanding achievements every time.

Olowokandi suffered a concussion, Malone had stitches and a broken brow bone, Bowen had an anus explosion, and Coleman was hit on the head and his head was deformed.

Stern is really scared. There are many famous villains in NBA history, but with such a high disability rate, Li Ang is undoubtedly the first in history.

The most uncomfortable thing is that among these 12 games, there is really one high-risk game

The young three-headed dragon was not affected by the All-Star atmosphere. After defeating the Hornets, the Raptors played six more games and achieved a record of 4 wins and 2 losses.

One was a back-to-back loss to the Bucks, and one was a loss to the Celtics, because Pierce exploded and scored 33 points in that game.

Although there are losses and wins, overall Menglong's record is stable and good.

Stern also breathed a sigh of relief. Six games, six more games, and the All-Star Game will begin!

However, that high-stakes event happened to be among these six.

After the Raptors defeated the Seattle SuperSonics on the 23rd, NBA officials also announced the selection results for the Eastern and Western All-Star starters.

In the West, the starting All-Stars are Kidd, Kobe, Garnett, Duncan and O'Neal.

Shaq is the voting king of the Western Conference.

On the Eastern side, the starting five are Iverson, the little prince Eddie Jones, Carter, Grant Hill and Mourning.

Carter undoubtedly became the top vote-getter in the Eastern Conference.

With the support of the Chinese market, Li Ang was only 20,000 votes away from Hill.

Hill is 1.37 million, and Li Ang is 1.35 million.

He was so close to becoming an All-Star starter.

But it is a pity that Hill still has great influence in Mi Li's family. As a rookie international player, it is incredible that Li Ang can compete with Hill.

You know, in this year's All-Star voting, there are only 10 players in the entire NBA who can get more than 1 million votes.

Li Ang is one of them, and he is also the only rookie player inside.

In addition to Li Ang, Francis, who received the most votes among the first-year rookies, only had 200,000 votes, and Brand, the top pick, did not even have 100,000 votes!

This shows how incredibly popular Li Ang is as a rookie.

It is worth mentioning that if Li Ang is placed in the guard group, he has already become the starter, because Eddie Jones only received 730,000 votes.

Li Ang feels uncomfortable, I am really a defender, really a defender!

It's a pity that we have suffered the loss of the times. As long as the domestic network is more developed now, Li Ang will not be suppressed by Hill.

It was still better in Xiao Yao's era. They could start in the All-Star game as soon as they came up.

Although there was only three years between them, the rapid development of the rabbits was beyond imagination.

In three years, China's Internet penetration rate has been dramatically different.

Seeing that Li Ang did not make the All-Star starting lineup, Kobe became even more frustrated. He complained to Li Ang every day: "Hey, brother, I am so tired. I have endured attention and pressure that I should not bear at this age."

Li Ang really wants to invite Kobe out and have a fencing duel between men. The loser will always shut up!

After the game against the SuperSonics, Li Ang went home and received a courier.

He opened it, looked at it, and smiled with satisfaction.

Good. So shameful. I have never worn such clothes~

The props for the slam dunk contest are basically all in place now!

Not long after picking up the express delivery, Bart Stern called Li Ang again and said that he had completed the matter that Li Ang had asked him to do.

Li Ang smiled, it was a double happiness!

During the training break the next day, McGrady looked at Li Ang and swallowed: "Good brother, you and I are brothers, brothers for life!"

Carter looked at McGrady in confusion, did Li Ang save your life or something?

"Oh, no need to thank me. We don't care about our relationship. We don't care." Li Ang waved his hand.

"Brother Yunlong, you have done me such a big favor, I must repay you, let me do a small thing for you."

"Oh, if we don't talk about this, we won't talk about this."

"Just a little thing!"

Li Ang glanced at McGrady, who was insisting, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "Participate in a game with me?"

"Hey, this matter is too easy for me. I won't participate in the competition with you someday.

Make another request. "

As a result, Li Ang pointed out a finger: "A dunk contest."

"Ah, what are you doing here?"

"Carter and I have both participated, and you are the only one missing. Think about it, the three of us will enter the finals together and share the dunk contest championship. How beautiful it is!"

No matter what happens, the championship will not pass into the hands of others. It will all be in the hands of my third brother.

Who among our three brothers is following whom? It doesn’t matter who wins the championship. "

Li Ang kept deceiving.

At the beginning, Li Ang actually didn't care whether McGrady participated or not.

But now, McGrady has to participate.

Because Kobe went too far!

Li Ang didn't even want to give him a chance to enter the finals!

Therefore, the best way is to get McGrady and get a double insurance.

McGrady promised to help Li Ang, and it was hard for him to go back on his promise.

McGrady is speechless. The urban routine is too deep. I want to go back to the countryside!

Therefore, he could only succumb to Li Ang's lust in the end.

"Oh, okay, okay, I'll take part in the punishment. Fan is dead."

Seeing that Maddie actually compromised, Carter laughed at the side.

Li Ang can do it. He has been calling his cousin for so long, but he still doesn't let go.

As soon as Li Ang touched him, he let go!

"Hey, what kind of favor does that guy owe you?" Carter hurriedly came over to learn from him.

"It's nothing. I also helped him with a small thing. The PS2 is about to be released, and people have to queue up to buy it everywhere. So, I asked a good friend of mine to reserve one for him. This is called following his preference."

In fact, it was Leon who told Bart Stern that he would get two units no matter what.

One for Maddie and one for your own use.

I am not very interested in the PS1 games with full-screen mosaics, but I am still very interested in the PS2 games. There are many big and white games on them.

Stern taught Leon a lesson before in New York, which is equivalent exchange.

If you want people to participate in the dunk contest, you must at least have something they want, right?

It's like writing an online article. If you want readers to vote for you, you have to at least update them.

If you write 10,000 words in one day and ask for votes every day, will people care about you?

After listening to Li Ang's words, Carter immediately gave a thumbs up: "This is a master!"

That afternoon, Grunwald reported good news to Stern.

All members of the Three-Headed Dragon participate in the slam dunk contest!

The next day, NBA officials announced the list of all players participating in the slam dunk contest.

In order to revive the glory of the dunk contest this year, Stern arranged a total of five young talents.

And a tool man who makes up the numbers.

They are Carter, Leon, Kobe, Tracy McGrady, and Francis.

That's right, Carter's North Carolina senior, Stackhouse, doesn't even deserve a name.

On the league's promotional posters, those five people are standing in front.

Stackhouse was only visible from behind.

As soon as this lineup came out, Kobe was even more excited.

OK, I have another person who complements my greatness.

He would give a thumbs up to a novice like Maizi.

In this slam dunk contest, someone from my department will definitely become a god!

Stern was happy and a little worried at the same time.

The lineup for the slam dunk contest is confirmed, but that high-stakes game is coming soon.

On January 29, Stern sat on the sofa and turned on the TV.

At the same time, he also took a box of antihypertensive pills from the medicine cabinet.

He turned on the TV anxiously, and the game just started.

To be honest, today's game is nothing special.

One team is in the top eight in the Eastern Conference, but the other team is chasing the No. 1 pick.

The strength gap between the two teams is quite large.

But it is this game that makes Stern not think about food and drink these days.

Even if you dream, you will wake up.

On the TV, the team logos of the two teams were also displayed at this time.

Chicago Bulls VS Toronto Dragons!

Artest VS Leon!

Stern was scared to death. Stern had already heard about the dirty things these two talents did in college.

Moreover, he also heard a rumor that he didn't know whether it was true or not - they had all taken a pill!

These two villains are not easy to mess with.

When the two of them hit each other, it was like sparks hitting the earth.

Stern was really afraid that the two would be sent off within five minutes of the game.

Li Ang is also fully prepared to deal with Taizi's attack at any time.

He also told Oakley in advance: "No matter what happens between me and that Artest today, don't interfere!"

Li Ang doesn't want to cause trouble everywhere. As a rabbit, he just wants to focus on development, upgrades, and building up his own strength.

But if others come to mess with him, he will not be afraid of trouble. No one can bully Li Ang from the perspective of strength.

If Taizi dares to cause trouble today, Li Ang will show no mercy.

Artest was also well prepared. He looked at his No. 42 wrench with a cold light in his eyes.

"Brother Tai, forget it. To save your brother's face, please don't provoke Brother Li, okay!" Francis advised in the locker room.

Artest smiled disdainfully: "Forget it? Can you forget it? I am a person who must avenge my revenge!"

Artest thought Francis: Brother Tai, please don’t hurt Li Ang, I promise you anything, even your body!

Actual Francis: Yasuko, you are holding yourself back so hard that your anus will be dry and cracked by then. It will be very tiring for me to lead the team alone!

A few days ago, while chatting on the phone, Artest also boasted in front of Brand and Odom: "Just watch how I deal with Li Ang!"

Today, I will do whatever it takes to restore the face of our brothers in Queensbridge District!

When he came out, Artest inserted his No. 42 wrench into his pants, took it up, and then put it under the bench.

Today, the grudge between me and Li Ang will be resolved!

Before the game started, Li Ang and Franceschi hugged each other affectionately.

At the same time, he also told Fu Laoer: "Good brother, do you know who I am most optimistic about in this dunk contest?"

"It must be Carter."

"No, I'm most optimistic about you! Although Carter and I are teammates now, I thought you were still the best in the field of dunks!" Li Ang said, giving a thumbs up.

"Work hard, I believe you can win a slam dunk contest championship!"

Francis was moved to tears. As expected, Li Ang still had me in his heart.

I must perform well, strive to win the championship, and live up to my brothers’ expectations!

Li Ang secretly rejoiced that Kobe's ranking dropped another place!

This is called uniting all the forces that can be united!

There are six players in the dunk contest, four of whom are his own. Kobe can only compete with Stackhouse for the bottom two positions.

On the other side, Artest stared at Li Ang fiercely.

Artest still remembers that bloody round of 16 game.

Today, let’s make a break!

After the game started, Li Ang and Artest immediately started fighting.

Artest took the initiative to defend Li Ang and stuck him tightly, just like in college, not giving him a chance to connect with the ball.

Artest defended very actively, but Bulls coach Tim Floyd was dumbfounded.

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I told you to guard against Carter, guard against Carter.

Why are you riding a horse to follow Li Ang?

How many points did Li Ang score in one game?

If you go to guard against Li Ang, what will Carter do? ?

No matter what you do with love, Taizi is completely devoted to Brother Li anyway.

Because Yasuko was AWOL, Bulls starting power forward Dicky Simpkins had no choice but to volunteer to defend Carter.

Simpkins is also a member of the Bulls' second dynasty and holds three championship rings.

However, his rings are all scratched.

In the past few years with the Bulls, he averaged only more than ten minutes per game and had very few playing opportunities. The most season he played was only 60 games.

His strength is mediocre, and as an inside man, he has no ability to misplace and defend Carter.

Therefore, Carter easily broke through Simpkins and completed a dunk.

Floyd's head is smoking, Artest, what are you doing?

Artest: Play basketball, play basketball, play basketball every day, you can make a living by playing basketball! If you want to get ahead, you have to rely on your fists, so leave me alone!

Artest continued to defend Li Ang obsessively. The two of them didn't touch the ball, but they had sent several elbows to each other.

Stern was frightened when he saw it. The two heroes should withdraw their magical powers!

In the fourth minute of the first quarter, Li Ang grabbed the offensive rebound and then made a strong second attack under the basket.

Floyd is even more angry. You don't understand how to guard against Li Ang!

If it doesn’t work, let’s replace him!

Artest saw Li Ang score a goal above his head and quickly responded on the offensive end.

He forced a layup without getting rid of Li Ang.

However, he was slapped on the head by Li Ang.

"Ah, you're not dead, are you?" Li Ang felt embarrassed, he really wanted to block the shot.

Isn't this because the blocking attribute is too low?

Yasuko, you know me. If I did it on purpose, your head would have been deformed by me.

Artest covered his head, glanced at the No. 42 wrench hidden under the bench, and clenched his fists.

Stern's hair is blown up, don't fight, don't fight, don't fight.

Two young heroes, Leng Jian!

In the end, Artest took his eyes away from the big wrench and stood on the free throw line honestly, without quarreling with Li Anghao.

At the free throw line, Artest made one of two free throws.

Throughout the first quarter, Li Ang and Artest were elbow-to-elbow, and Carter gained.

The half-man, half-god scored 12 points in a single quarter, beating Simpkins so much that he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his big brother Jordan - retire!

During the intermission, Floyd repeatedly emphasized: "You defend Carter for me!"

Artest also nodded.

As a result, Artest still followed Li Ang after he came on the field!

"Geneva, I'm going to trade you away!" Floyd was furious. What magic power does Leon have that makes you so fascinated?

In the second quarter, the two men's movements became louder and louder, and the whistles became more frequent.

Finally, when the game reached the sixth minute of the second quarter, Li Ang got angry!

At that time, Li Ang once again grabbed an offensive rebound under the basket.

But before he could take off twice to attack the frame, Artest hugged Li Ang directly.

Li Ang was angry at that time, turned around and pushed Artest: "That's it, you hurt me!"

"Oops!" Stern was so nervous that his voice was trembling.

"Okay!" Odom and Brand were both looking forward to something.

The whole place became tense, and Francis was ready to start a fight.

He was afraid that Li Ang would accidentally beat Artest to death.

Li Ang is also ready to fight. If Artest dares to move, he will...ah! ?

As a result, Li Ang was surprised to find that Artest actually took a few steps back, walked to the technical table, and then lay down on it!

"Come on, come and try to move me!" He shouted arrogantly after lying down.

Although Artest had been secretly competing with Li Ang, when Li Ang was about to face An An, he gave in!

From the very beginning, Stern’s worries were completely unnecessary!

Fight with Li Ang? Does Artest have the courage?

The moment Li Ang pushed Artest, the tragic situation of Olowokandi, Malone, Bowen and Coleman flashed through Artest's mind.

All of a sudden, the big No. 42 wrench became boring.

Playing basketball is all about being gentle.

Basketball is not about fighting and killing, it is about human relationships!

Li Ang and I are both serious basketball players. We don't know how to fight.

No dog will fight with Li Ang!

Because the Raptors and Bulls are not mortal enemies like the Pistons and Pacers.

Therefore, naturally no fans would use cups to hit Artest who was lying on the technical stage.

That's how things ended.

Stern was speechless, which made me look forward to, oh no, worried for so long!

Li Ang was also quite speechless. My interest has been aroused by you. Are you telling me that you got dressed and ran away?

Come do it!

After this conflict, Bulls coach Floyd was also surprised to find out.

Artest actually consciously returned to Carter to defend!

Artest: Li Ang? Dogs are not on guard!

What will he do? If you let him play, if he scores 50 points, I will lose!

Freud has finally discovered that Li Ang is a very effective medicine in treating Artest's mania.

More effective than sea dog pills.

Although Artest went back to defend Carter, Carter finally scored 32 points.

The dunk king's father also had a great touch today, scoring 17 points on 7-of-8 shooting, and Mai Zi also scored 18 points.

Li Ang had 15 points and 18 rebounds, Taizi had 13 points, 5 rebounds and 3 assists, and Francis had 18 points.

The Raptors easily defeated the Bulls 106-89 at home.

Stern's nightmare is finally over.

After the game, Artest put away his No. 42 big wrench.

I'm not in good condition today, I'll fight another day. Let's do this, let's play in the playoffs this year!

I, Ge Tai, will definitely be there!

Li Ang looked at Artest's leaving figure and sighed.

Forget it, I can't beat Artest today, but I can beat Kobe soon.

As the All-Star Game approaches, the time for that cauliflower snake to be arrogant has become shorter and shorter!

Today I present 10,600 words, another day of conscience! By the way, friends in the group may already know that my dad is ill and hospitalized today and will have surgery tomorrow. So, try your best to update tomorrow. If it doesn't work, I will notify everyone in advance.