Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight
Chapter 151 150: My grandma can really win the championship with Shaq (please vote)
"I call you Yunlong or something, do you want to try my skills? Come over here!"
Facing the reporter's camera, O'Neal imitated the look in kung fu movies and punched, wildly provoking.
This joking statement of challenge was broadcast by major sports TV stations in turn.
Although angry, Shaq was mainly angry with Carter.
Damn it, can you talk? There is no championship. Can this young man's matter be called no championship?
This is called still needing to experience the temper of life!
But Shaq still prefers Li Ang.
After all, O'Neal admired Li Ang's series of performances in the dunk contest last season and Li Ang's leap over the French center in the Olympics.
But what I admire most is that he knows Chinese Kung Fu!
It is precisely because of this that he deliberately provokes Li Ang in a joking way.
Just like when you were a student, you would always deliberately tease the object of your admiration.
But Barkley laughed out loud when he saw O'Neal's provocation.
"To be honest, if Li Ang really lets go, I'm afraid Shaq won't be able to withstand three minutes."
Barkley, who easily hugged O'Neal last season, was quite disdainful of this big shark's fighting ability.
When it comes to fighting, Buckley feels that the OK team may not be able to beat Li Ang if they play together.
Just one dish compared to the other.
Faced with O'Neal's provocation, Leon and Carter didn't feel much at all.
But Oakley and Willis almost didn't want to retire on the spot.
Why are you provoking a big shark when you have nothing to do?
We are almost 80 years old together, can you please let us spend our old age in peace!
Well, Li Ang and Ka are particularly good at cheating old comrades.
In the last game against the Wizards, Li Ang went crazy and provoked Hamilton. As a result, Li Ang had nothing to do but made Curry vomit all over.
It's the same this time. Who will bear Shaq's output then? It has to be Oakley and Willis.
Although O'Neal did not win the championship last season, everyone is still afraid of him when it comes to him.
That fat man's destructive power is really too strong!
If he wants to, he can do whatever he wants around the basket.
Wilkens was also helpless when facing the OK combination. It stands to reason that as long as he follows the path of the Trail Blazers last season and plays the Lakers, he will definitely win.
Paul Allen just doesn’t understand. These reference answers are all on the table for you, so why don’t you just copy them?
The reference answer to defeat the Lakers is indeed on the table, but this answer doesn't seem to look like it.
The reference answer for defeating the Lakers is as follows:
The first step is to earn him 1 billion.
The second step is to use a meager 70 million from this to form the most luxurious super team in the league.
The third step is to defeat the Lakers.
Look, how simple it is, it only requires three steps.
But damn, does anyone understand the matter of money-making ability?
It was as if Li Ang had seen tutorials like "How to drive the most handsome Ferrari with one hand" in his previous life.
Damn it, do I have no hands? What I am missing is Ferrari!
The way to defeat the Lakers is to use a super luxurious striker group to beat O'Neal.
Looking at the entire league, the only ones with this condition are the Trail Blazers.
What's more, illegal defense still exists in the league today.
A behemoth inside like O'Neal is even more lawless.
Finally, after much thought, Wilkens found Leon.
"Coach, what do you want from me?" Li Ang sat in Wilkens' office. The old man was holding a cigar.
"Li, the next game will be very difficult." Lao Wei frowned.
Although losing a game in the regular season doesn't really matter, in the face of this overwhelming publicity and the opportunity to be broadcast live across the United States, who doesn't want to win?
What if we win?
Wilkens had already thought about it and would light a cigar in front of the Zen Master.
Hey, that’s domineering!
So what if you have six championship rings? I won!
"The next game actually doesn't have to be so difficult." Li Ang also sighed. Being Carter's brother is too difficult. As soon as he comes back, he will have to stab him in every possible way.
"But it's gotten tough. Lee, I went to all the intellectuals and I asked them, how can I keep my face and the Raptors' face in Toronto on national television.
Everyone's answer is surprisingly consistent, they are here to find you, Yunlong! "
"Looking for me?" Li Ang took a sip of water in confusion.
"Yes, I'm looking for you. You will guard O'Neal in the next game!"
"puff!"
Li Ang instantly transformed into a water baby and sprayed all over the table.
"Coach, this is not a joke! If that doesn't work, can I bring two fruit baskets to your house to worship Buddha tomorrow?
To defend O'Neal, you can't choose someone with a big butt, you have to choose someone with long legs. I can't handle it! "
Li Ang is convinced, why does everyone want me to guard O'Neal.
You can't just rely on my long health bar to create me like this!
"Looking at how nervous you are, I just asked you to help defend O'Neal.
In the next game, once O'Neal catches the ball, you rush in and block the shot, and you block it vigorously.
It doesn't matter to me whether you cover his head or his ball. It's up to you. Anyway, you just cover it.
What if O'Neal gets to the free throw line? Let him go! "
Wilkens waved his hand, he wanted to challenge O'Neal's weakness.
Li Ang rubbed his hands. If you want to talk about this kind of defense, I have some experience!
We may not be accurate when it comes to blocking the ball, but when it comes to blocking the ball, we, Lao Li, really haven’t lost to anyone.
At this time, O'Neal, who had just gotten off the plane, touched the back of his head.
He didn't know yet what his fat head was about to experience.
When they arrived in Toronto, O'Neal and Kobe also attracted much attention.
Although they were the runner-up in the Western Conference with 67 wins last season, this is the Lakers after all. Even when the Lakers are playing poorly, their attention is among the best in the league.
O'Neal looked at the reporters around him, deliberately took out the hair oil and applied it to his bald head.
"Shaq, what are you doing?" reporters asked curiously.
"Oh, lubricate your head. I'm afraid Li Ang will scratch my scalp when he flies over my head."
O'Neal made reporters laugh.
Ever since Kenny Smith said last season that all star centers in the league should be careful about being dunked by Leon, people like David Robinson and Olajuwon have been panicking inside.
Only O'Neal is not afraid, because so far in his career, only two people can dunk him.
One is Jordan and the other is Coleman.
Moreover, these two dunks occurred in his early childhood when he was still playing for the Magic.
Since joining the Lakers, no one has been able to beat the top Sharks.
It is precisely because he is not afraid that he dares to play tricks like this.
It seems that only very long-term people will always laugh at themselves and say that they don't have it.
O'Neal's stunt happened to make the topic of dunks become a hot topic.
So at the end of the afternoon training, the reporter also went to interview Li Ang: "Li, do you think you can dunk on O'Neal in the next game?"
Since Li Ang won the dunk contest last season and flew over Vis in the Olympics, he has become recognized as the number one dunker in active duty.
Therefore, Li Ang dunked O'Neal, which is also a famous scene that fans are looking forward to.
But this time Li Ang just waved his hand: "Traditional basketball is about the point, and dunking is not the goal. The only thing I think about now is to keep the victory in Toronto."
Li Ang is numb, please stop driving a wedge between me and Shaq.
For things like dunking on O'Neal, Li Ang felt that his generation could not wait for that day.
But his apprentice, Lao Curry's eldest son who is not very smart, still has this chance!
Originally, the gimmick of Carter + Li Ang against the OK combination was already high enough, but now with the topic of Li Ang dunking O'Neal, the popularity of this game has skyrocketed.
In China, I don’t know how many teachers have received calls from students asking for leave the next day.
"Teacher, I'm going to be sick tomorrow, can I take half a day off?"
The teacher smiled: "Before you called, I was already sick."
In this atmosphere of global attention, the time came to November 10th.
The game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Toronto Raptors begins on the same day.
Kobe got up early. He had been waiting for this day for more than a year, more than a year!
Last season, Li Ang was always inexplicably suspended before playing against the Lakers.
This time, he finally had the chance to defeat Li Ang himself!
To be honest, there are fewer people who dare to challenge Li Ang this season, otherwise Kobe would not be so lucky.
When entering the game in the afternoon, in order to boost the morale of the players, the Raptors decided to arrange a scary session with their mascot in the tunnel.
This tells the Raptors players that the Lakers are not that scary and their players are human beings too.
Snail Shell was wearing sunglasses and a black suit today, looking murderous.
When he walked to the little dinosaur, the little dinosaur that was originally motionless suddenly jumped out, ready to scare Kobe.
But Kobe didn't even react at all, and didn't even blink.
He just pushed the little dinosaur away and walked into the locker room on his own.
This whole thing makes the little dinosaur look very embarrassed
Kobe Bryant can't afford this!
"Fuck, Kobe can't scare me, but I can't scare O'Neal?"
The little dinosaur then waited for O'Neal's arrival. Shaq didn't look as scary as Kobe today. He was humming and singing when he walked in, with a smile on his face.
Because to be honest, O'Neal doesn't think the Raptors can cause any real trouble to the Lakers.
Last season the Lakers played the Raptors and won both games. Wouldn't it be easier if the Raptors don't have Tracy McGrady this season?
Today, he wanted to show off the strength of the Lakers more.
Show off, not fight.
This time when the little dinosaur jumped out, O'Neill was so frightened that he screamed.
but.
"No. Shaq, put me down quickly. I was just kidding. There is no need for you to lift me above your head and throw me down!"
The person playing the mascot almost urinated inside and had an internal circulation. After O'Neal was just frightened, he actually stepped on a horse and lifted him over his head!
The Raptors' plan to trick the OK combination completely failed!
It was originally intended to boost the morale of the fans and players, but as a result, this wave of chaos caused the fans to panic.
OK combination is so scary!
Carter was eager to try in the locker room. He certainly knew that Kobe and O'Neal were the strongest duo in the league.
But he really wants to know how far he and Li Ang can achieve.
When they played the Lakers twice last season, the Raptors were so beaten that they had no power to fight back.
This season, the Raptors are not guaranteed to win, but they must at least be able to compete with the Lakers, right?
With an uneasy mood, Li Ang stepped onto the court with his teammates.
When they came out, the Lakers were already warming up.
O'Neal and Kobe, these two guys are already in fighting condition.
At this time, Li Ang finally felt what it meant to be oppressed.
Maybe people in this history don’t know how strong the OK group is.
But Li Ang has always been in awe of the OK group.
The moment he saw them, Li Ang's mind immediately flashed a picture of the OK group wreaking havoc in the original history.
He knew very well that in original history it was these two people who created the only three consecutive championship dynasty in the 21st century.
And everyone agrees that if they don't separate, they can continue to win a few more championships!
In the 2000-01 season, they lost only 1 in 16 games in the playoffs and almost won the championship.
No matter how Li Ang usually teases Kobe, when OK appears at the same time, they cannot be underestimated.
The game is about to begin, and all five starting players from both sides will stand in their designated positions.
O'Neal, as always, shook hands and hugged everyone.
And when he walked up to Li Ang, Li Ang's only reaction was: "How could someone be like this in this world!?"
"Li, Kung Fu Master, are you okay? Let me tell you first, we are going to play ball today, so we don't want to get physical. I admit, I can't beat you if I get started." Although O'Neal was smiling, Li Ang couldn't laugh at all.
You can't beat me in a fight, but I can't beat you in a ball game!
The Lakers' starting five are Ron Harper, Kobe Bryant, Fox, a strange man who went to work in movies after retiring, and Grant, who was fined by Jordan for not playing well because he didn't play well in the game.
And, last season's undoubted MVP, Shaquille O'Neal, the most energetic of the four major centers currently!
Looking at this set of Lakers, Li Ang felt a bit unrealistic.
Although he has played in the NBA for a year, this is the first time he has stood in front of a historically strong team!
In the original history, the Lakers in the 00-01 season had only 56 wins in the regular season.
That's 11 fewer wins than last season's 67 wins.
But that's because the Lakers have been suffering from injuries during the regular season and their lineup has never been complete.
Master Zen didn't care so much about regular season results at this time, so he simply let the players recuperate.
As a result, the Lakers directly swept the entire league in the playoffs.
Only AI can steal victory from this awesome pair.
And now, what Leon and Carter have to do is to extract the teeth from the shark's mouth.
Kobe was murderous and O'Neal was full of pressure.
The game officially begins!
As soon as he came up, O'Neal beat Oakley under the basket and succeeded.
Oakley people are stupid. He was still thinking about how to defend O'Neal, but O'Neal pushed back and he flew out of the baseline.
When Oakley was with the Knicks, he often played against the peak Mourning.
To be honest, Mourning is strong, but he doesn't have this terrifying crushing power!
Now, Oakley knows why Mourning can't join the ranks of the top four centers.
Before Li Ang could double-team, O'Neal had already scored.
If there was no such thing as illegal defense, Li Ang would have double-teamed him in advance.
But because of this rule, Li Ang could only wait for O'Neal to catch the ball before attacking from a flank. At this time, it is often too late to even cover your head.
It was precisely because O'Neal was basically unbeatable in the 00-01 season that Stern began to allow zone defense and canceled illegal defense.
And this was also the beginning of the decline of the traditional behemoth.
Therefore, Xiao Yao actually did not catch up with the good times. When he entered the league, the era of big men had actually reached its twilight.
If there were no illegal defense and zone defense, Yao Ming's dominance would be even stronger.
Li Ang looked at Oakley who was crushed and shrugged.
He now knows what it means that my grandma can win a championship with Shaq.
Who can't win with this kind of dominance?
Before Li Ang could recover from the shock, O'Neal immediately performed another shocking scene.
And this time, Carter, one of the demigods, became the backdrop!
Carter impatiently took the basketball and rushed towards O'Neal, trying to dunk directly.
As a result, the moment he hit O'Neal, he was bounced flat and fell to the ground.
He is Vince Carter!
In front of O'Neill, the demigod looked extremely fragile!
Carter was lying on the ground, not knowing what just happened.
The whole of Toronto was in panic.
On the other hand, it was Sir Ba, who was excited when he saw Carter's dunk failure.
This time, Li Ang, the dunk madman, finally met an opponent!
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