Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The Pistons started with six consecutive victories, but they were sour to death.

This summer, when Li Ang was crazily abusing food at the World Championships, Kobe was crazily gaining weight.

He is 14 pounds heavier than last season, and he also practices post-up and long-range shooting like crazy to enrich his arsenal.

Just to prove that he is no worse than that fat man.

With O'Neal missing the first month of the new season due to toe surgery, Kobe did his best to try to make the team better.

But as a result, without Shaq, the defending champion only started the season with a record of 2 wins and 4 losses.

What's even more annoying is that last night Kobe lost to Michael Jordan's Wizards.

In the last 1.2 seconds of the game, Stackhouse took the ball from Jordan, completed the buzzer-beater, and then embraced Jordan excitedly.

At that time, Kobe stood aside with his jersey in his mouth.

He couldn't believe that Jordan actually wanted that guy Stackhouse to take over his mantle.

Forget it, it was a buzzer-beater. What was even more annoying was that as soon as Kobe walked off the court, he heard the news that Baron Davis had hit the buzzer-beater.

He happily thought that the Pistons had lost.

Then I went back to the locker room and watched TV and realized, damn, why did you celebrate for so long because the Hornets scored 71 points on the Pistons?

Are you seriously ill?

Looking at Li Ang's Pistons' six-game winning streak, Snail sighed.

I led the team alone, but without the sharks, I lost more and won less.

And Li Ang, with a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates, was able to win six consecutive games.

A ridiculously ugly point guard, a shooting guard with a painful dribbling hand, a veteran with a better name than Liu Bip, a center who lets you play four-on-five offensively, and a coach who looks like a comedian.

Just these few people have turned the entire NBA into chaos.

Kobe really couldn't figure it out. It must be because the opponents they had encountered before were too weak.

The next battle with the Spurs will also let Li Ang feel the pain of being dominated by No. 21.

After Kobe was in a bad mood, he went online and looked at the latest scoring list on the NBA official website.

It was the only place he could find some solace.

The current number one scorer is the crazy Maizi of the Magic.

Although he was eliminated by Li Ang in the first round of the playoffs for two consecutive years, his scoring ability in the regular season is still very explosive.

When encountering Li Ang, he is obedient, but when encountering a weak chicken, he punches hard.

The second place is AI, and the third place is Kobe himself.

Although Kobe can only be ranked third at present, the season has just begun after all, and this ranking does not represent the final ranking.

Kobe was a little relieved to remain in the top three in the scoring list.

But when Kobe continued to look back, his good mood suddenly disappeared.

Because he actually saw Li Ang's name among the top ten in the new season's scoring list!

Li Ang ranks eighth in the scoring list in the new season with an average of 23.1 points per game.

Surpassing Webb and Garnett, two famous Western forwards, and second only to Deng Shu.

In this era, averaging 23 points per game is no longer low.

And the most important thing is that in the past six games of the Pistons, they basically clocked out in the third quarter.

With this, Li Ang can still average 23 points per game.

Kobe's hand holding the mouse was shaking. If this continues, won't Li Ang even be able to score at the same level as me?

impossible!

Li Ang's huge progress made Kobe reluctant to accept it.

It's a pity that the Lakers and Pistons will have to wait until a long time before they fight.

When the shark comes back, so what if he wins against Li Ang? That can't prove myself.

Well, even though the Pistons have been so strong this season, Kobe still has never thought about the possibility of losing to the Pistons.

The next day, Popovich showed his pride and arrogance in an interview.

Thanks to a 4-1 and a 4-0 victory over the Lakers in the Finals two years ago, the guys in the Western Conference still look down on the Eastern Conference teams.

It's as if the championship is something that Western Conference teams should only consider.

When Popovich was sarcastic about the Pistons in San Antonio, in Detroit, the Pistons had also ended their daily training.

At this time, some authorized reporters walked into the locker room and began to interview the players.

Among them, there are naturally many Chinese journalists.

Since Li Ang moved to Detroit, the Pistons have become one of the home teams for Chinese fans in the NBA.

In the past, it was rare to see a Chinese reporter in Detroit every year.

But now, Chinese reporters are there every day.

As the current league leader in rebounds and blocks, Ben has straightened his afro and is waiting for reporters to interview him.

As a result, most reporters rushed to Li Ang.

Moreover, they did not start the interview directly, but each took a piece of Li Ang's Pistons No. 1 jersey to find him to sign.

"Li, my son is your loyal fan, please sign it for me. Today is his birthday!" A reporter handed the clothes and pen to Li Ang.

Li Ang did not refuse and wrote the Chinese characters "Yunlong" on his jersey.

Seeing that Li Ang was so easy-going, more and more reporters lined up behind him to ask for autographs, and the reasons for asking for autographs became more and more bizarre.

"It's my son's birthday too."

"My son's birthday is supposed to be next month, but I want to celebrate it for him a month in advance."

The most outrageous thing is this: "My son often watches your videos for practice, and now he is a youth boxing champion! Sign your name, you are his idol!"

Li Ang:.

I am a fake fan of basketball!

The locker was in the main office next to Li Ang. I was a little confused when I saw a bunch of people looking for Li Ang.

You said that our brothers were all taught by the same master. We all fight and carry the ball. We all stand over 2 meters tall and stand inside. Why is there such a big gap?

At this time, a beautiful reporter finally walked up to Ben, holding a jersey in her hand.

Big Ben quickly straightened up. Sure enough, as the real leader of the Pistons, I am still very popular~

The key is that it is very popular!

After the tall and beautiful reporter walked up to Da Ben, she blushed slightly and bit her lip shyly.

"Brother, let me get rid of you."

"Tell me, I am better at saving souls than Li Ang."

"Well, can you help me get an autograph from Li Ang later?" After saying that, the reporter handed Li Ang's No. 1 player to Ben.

The big head almost exploded, almost turned into a real afro.

Want me to get Li Ang's autograph? Are you still human! ?

After all the reporters left, Li Ang discovered that Ben next to him had tears in his eyes.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, I got lemon juice in my eyes and I'm so sore." Daben replied.

"By the way, Prince, I won't stay and practice with you tonight. I have something to do later."

Li Ang soon turned to Prince. Since the start of the new season, Li Ang will let Prince train with him whenever he has time.

The weakness of old Michael Curry will be caught by others sooner or later.

Now that the new season has just begun, most teams still don't understand the new Pistons, and they can't find any gaps in the Pistons' defense yet.

But for those strong teams, they are definitely capable of making a big fuss about Michael Curry.

Therefore, Li Ang has been helping the rookie little prince grow. Moreover, if he also reaches a friendly relationship with Prince and activates the master-disciple system, Li Ang can still get some money from him.

Li Ang has always been at the forefront in cultivating young people.

Prince nodded, finally able to take a vacation.

Fighting with Brother Li every day made it impossible for him to play happily with his childhood sweetheart Xiao Wei.

Only now did Li Ang know that Prince and Serena were childhood sweethearts. No wonder this guy has always been so thin.

Who is serious about playing basketball looking for tennis players?

"What are you going to do tonight?" Ben scratched his head. There is not much to do here in Detroit, and you are single now. What can happen?

And Da Ben knows that Li Ang is not the kind of person who doesn't distinguish between priorities.

Now that the Spurs are about to play tomorrow, there is no way that Li Ang will go out to have fun tonight.

"Oh, a fashion magazine asked me to shoot."

"Fashion magazine?" Da Ben was confused. Li Ang was a bad golfer. He was photographing Mao's fashion magazine.

This is Da Ben's knowledge blind spot. In fact, this is one of the reasons why Da Ben is not as popular as Li Ang.

Playing basketball also depends on your appearance!

It’s actually normal for NBA players to take photos for fashion magazines.

As long as you are famous enough and not ugly, it is usually easy to receive such cross-border invitations.

Comrades who did not receive the invitation should reflect on whether there is something wrong with their basketball skills or with their faces.

Big Ben: Damn it, you must think that I am not accurate in my free throws!

It's not without reason that Ben is confident in his appearance. There is Billups in the locker room.

Make money, don't be embarrassed. Moreover, there was not much time to waste, so after receiving the invitation, Li Ang asked Bart Stern to agree to the invitation.

Today happens to be the day of filming.

After walking out of the training hall, Li Ang drove his Caddy to drive towards the shooting location.

Why the arduous journey? Because Li Ang's hands had to constantly fight against the steering wheel to prevent the old car from walking to the bathing center on its own.

When Li Ang arrived, the magazine shooting staff were already in place.

"Mr. Li, I'm so glad you could come. The game yesterday was really exciting. It's a pity that Baron Davis hit the buzzer-beater in the end."

An assistant responsible for receiving Li Ang talked about basketball in order to get closer to Li Ang.

Li Ang was speechless. A buzzer-beater that allowed the Hornets to score 70 points. How could you guys blow it for so long?

This may be the most inexplicably popular time for Baron Davis.

"The dressing room is here, wait a moment, I will call the makeup artist over right away. Once the makeup is done, the shooting will start immediately!"

After that, the assistant walked out of the room.

Li Ang sat in front of the mirror and was about to take out his phone to see if there were any spam messages from Los Angeles.

At this moment, the dressing room door was pushed open, and a little girl, at least someone who looked like a little girl, walked in.

"So fast?" Li Ang looked at the girl through the mirror and thought that makeup artists today are really young. "Then, let's start makeup as soon as possible."

The girl was stunned for a moment, then sat in front of Li Ang with a smile.

"Mr. Li, it seems you don't know me."

"Uh, aren't you my makeup artist?"

"That's right, I'm your makeup artist. So, should we put on lipstick or eyeshadow first."

"Ah? Lipstick? Is this magazine of yours serious?" Li Ang swallowed. This magazine can't be for people like EJ-chan.

"Of course it's serious. Why do men wear lipstick? It's all for art. I heard that you went to the University of Maryland before entering the NBA. The art school there is very famous. You don't even have this artistic talent."

It’s funny, Li Ang has had in-depth communication with art, very in-depth.

"Forget about the lipstick. Didn't I say before that I only need to change a few clothes for the photo shoot?"

"What a shame, I really want to see you wearing lipstick."

While the two were chatting, the assistant just walked in, followed by a woman: "Mr. Li, the makeup artist is here. Carolina, why are you here?"

Looking at the girl in front of Li Ang, the assistant was a little surprised.

"Isn't she the makeup artist?" Li Ang was completely confused. The one behind you is the makeup artist, so what is this thing in front of me?

"She is the model Karolina Korkova who is shooting with you today."

"Ah." Li Ang looked at the girl in front of him who was smiling evilly, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Carolina also stood up at this time and shrugged: "What a pity. If you had come in a little later, we would have seen Mr. Li wearing lipstick today."

After saying that, the girl took her mobile phone from the dressing table and prepared to leave the dressing room.

It turned out that she just came in to get her cell phone. Li Ang thought she was a makeup artist, so he made a mistake.

Before going out, she waved to Li Ang: "See you outside, uncle."

"big"

Li Ang's mouth twitched, I'm only 23 and a half years old, you bastard!

"Hahaha, it looks like you guys had a great chat just now." The assistant smiled awkwardly and helped Li Ang out of trouble.

"That Ms. Carolina, do you know how old she is? She actually called me uncle!"

In Li Ang's opinion, a fashion magazine of this level would definitely not hire some wild models. And if it is a famous model, it should be about the same age as myself.

"Miss Carolina only turned 18 in February this year."

"Ha!?" Li Ang was dumbfounded. It turned out that guy didn't look like a little girl, she was actually a little girl!

Seeing Li Ang's surprised expression, the assistant smiled proudly and continued to introduce to Li Ang: "Miss Carolina is amazing. She won the VH1 Model of the Year Award at the age of 18.

Oh, maybe Ning doesn’t know much about the modeling industry. The weight of this award is equivalent to being the youngest MVP in your NBA.

The magazines Ning and she shoot will definitely sell well. After all, you are all supernovas in your respective fields. "

Li Ang nodded, finally understanding the little girl.

18-year-old MVP? He is indeed a very powerful person.

For such a well-known model, he was regarded as a makeup artist. No wonder the little girl was a little angry and wanted to tease her.

After putting on makeup and walking to the filming location, the little girl was ready.

Wearing a simple skirt, she looked up at Li Ang, still smiling.

What did Carolina say? She is not as mature and sexy as other models, and her face seems to be still childish.

There seems to be an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

"What's that? I'm sorry just now." Li Ang walked up to the girl and waved his hand sheepishly. Don't blame me, I'm face blind.

"It doesn't matter, I'm not the kind of little girl who cares about everything." Carolina showed her sweet smile again.

However, this girl who claims that she doesn't care, added at the end: "Uncle!"

"Fuck you. Isn't this called being careless?" Li Ang's veins popped out. If you were a man, I would have crushed you!

But speaking of it, she even knew that she played at the University of Maryland, so she seemed to have done a lot of research on herself.

And Li Ang didn't even know what her parents were like, so she would indeed feel disrespected.

After all, Li Ang had already obtained the information for today's shooting, including the information of the co-model.

It's just that Li Ang is obsessed with training Prince every day and doesn't bother to watch.

Soon, filming began.

Li Ang also knew the reason why this little girl could become the "youngest MVP".

She was still childish just now, but she immediately turned into a cool and mature look after the filming started.

Moreover, he is really tall and his legs are really long. Theron is already tall, but Li Ang feels that she is taller than Theron.

Is this horse a child?

With the cooperation of professional models, the shoot went smoothly. It only took less than half an hour to take all the necessary photos.

After the shooting, Carolina shook hands with the photographer and assistants one by one, very cordially, without any supermodel airs.

Finally, of course, I shook hands with Li Ang.

"As an older professional player, your performance today was very good. Have you ever considered becoming a model after retirement?"

"Let's be honest, what do you want me to do so that you don't call me so old? I've already told you that I didn't mean to treat you as a makeup artist. Besides, you still want to put lipstick on me!"

"If that lipstick is put on, we will be even, since it is not put on.

By the way, you have a game against the Spurs at home tomorrow. It just so happens that I have to stay for another day. If you invite me to watch the game, we will be even. "

"You seem to know a lot about basketball surprisingly well. You know which university I'm studying in, and you also know that I have a game tomorrow."

"Just kidding, my dad is a professional player and has been selected for the national team. I know basketball very well!" When talking about this, Carolina raised her head proudly.

Li Ang now knows where she inherited her proud height.

"Okay, you can just go directly to the Auburn Hills Palace tomorrow night and tell me your name. Do you need me to take you back?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, no wonder you were in love with a Hollywood actress before. There are enough tricks, Mr. Li Ang."

"Haha, I'm sorry, I'm just asking out of politeness. Oh, by the way, I'm not interested in younger women."

"I'm not young, I'm 18 years old." Carolina thought at first that Li Ang meant that she was young, until she discovered that Li Ang had been deliberately rubbing her chest, and her face suddenly turned red.

"I'm not little at all!"

"Who knows? It looks like you don't need a ride, so I'll go now, Carolina."

After Li Ang finished speaking, he waved to the 18-year-old model MVP, then turned and left.

Recalling the way Carolina clutched her chest and was so angry just now, Li Ang was very proud.

This is called a desperate counterattack, winning back a victory!

I can't help but compete with a little girl, this damn desire to win.

Li Ang drove away, still looking forward to his debut in the fashion industry.

But speaking of it, if Carolina is really so powerful, then this magazine can really give her face.

It was my first time shooting something like this, and I was able to work with a top supermodel.

Halfway through the car, Li Ang's cell phone vibrated. When the car stopped at a traffic light intersection, Li Ang picked up his phone and looked at it.

Sure enough, that Kobe guy still couldn't hold it in and started sending spam text messages?

It turned out that the text message was not from Kobe, but from an unknown number.

The text message contained only one sentence: "I will applaud your opponent tomorrow, hum!"

Li Ang forgot that their phone numbers were written on each other's information.

Thanks to the AJ6 boss for the reward, thank you!