Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight
Chapter 243 242: Larry’s revenge is in progress (please vote for me!)
This scene after the game really made Li Ang a master.
After the game, the players of the prison team went to shake hands with Li Ang one by one, acting like a gangster.
Li Ang really couldn't clean himself up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
The Portland Jail dominates the league, and Liang dominates the Jail.
Who still believes that Li Ang is a serious basketball player now?
There is actually a reason why everyone in the prison team shook hands with Li Ang one by one.
Reuben Patterson and Dale Davis were very grateful to Leon for just stopping there today and not having a five-whip attack send them straight to the hospital.
Randolph should thank Li Ang for helping him deal with Ruben, a bad teammate.
Not to mention Bunch Wells. Originally, he was the most embarrassing and embarrassing person today after being slapped in the forehead by Li Ang.
What does this mean? It shows that people don’t bother to fight with you at all, and their strength is not at the same level.
Being manipulated like this by others, the image of Welsh people in society was basically ruined.
However, who knew that Tianzun would come to someone even more embarrassing than Wells, and he would be ridden directly.
In this way, no one will remember being shot in the head by Li Ang.
Wells thought that Rashid should not be called the Roaring Heavenly Lord, but the Nine Spirits Yuansheng.
He is only worthy of Tianzun's mount!
So you said, can Wells not come and shake hands with Li Ang? Without Li Ang riding Tianzun, Wells would probably have to move away from the earth now.
At this time, Carolina also received a call from her father.
"Daughter, didn't you say your boyfriend plays basketball? Dad, it doesn't look like that to me!"
As a member of the Czech men's basketball team, Carolina's father said that this is not how basketball is played, right?
Li Ang was also made quite speechless. If you do this, it's as if I'm in cahoots with you.
I really have nothing to do with the prison team, you have to believe me!
Li Ang, who was stunned on the spot, watched everyone in the prison team leave. At this time, the reporter had also gathered next to Li Ang.
He first congratulated Li Ang for leading his team to another four-game winning streak, and then asked Li Ang: "How did you defeat the Trail Blazers in the second half?"
Li Ang scratched his head and thought for a long time.
Tactically, there is actually no change in the strategy between the first half and the second half.
We talk about consuming Rasheed, but in fact Rashid was not consumed too much in the third quarter. His straight-arm shooting was still very accurate before he came off the court.
Therefore, Li Ang thought about it carefully and finally came to the conclusion: "The Trail Blazers were beaten by the Pistons!"
If Li Ang hadn't taken turns educating the prison team, would they have been honest in the second half?
If Li Ang and the referee hadn't taken turns having sex with Tianzun, could he have left the game early?
If you don’t fight, you won’t win.
But the answer cannot be said directly, so Li Ang is in a bit of a dilemma.
In the end, he could only answer hesitantly: "We win purely based on technology!"
Why is anti-fall technology not considered technology?
This time, the prison team was kept submissive, and Li Ang was actually quite worried.
If no one dares to make trouble with me in the future, how can I earn money by fighting?
No, this season Li Ang has only made one profit by fighting.
It’s true that it’s a loss.
The speed of leveling up by playing games has slowed down, and now even the speed of leveling up by fighting is also slowing down.
If we keep fighting like this, I will eventually be number one in the league.
After Li Ang returned to the locker room, his teammates all gave Li Ang a thumbs up and praised Brother Li for playing well. Brother Li played so beautifully.
Li Ang scored 25 points, 12 rebounds and 6 assists today. Since having a big player beside him, Li Ang has not had double figures in rebounds for a while.
Today, I piled up the rebounding data by grabbing offensive rebounds like crazy.
Li Ang thought that his teammates must be praising his double-double data.
However, everyone on the Pistons simply doesn't remember Li Ang's data. They only remembered that Li Ang took turns beating everyone in the prison team into obedience.
Some people always think that others are here to watch them play. It’s so funny, actually everyone comes here just for the fight.
It's like, some people always think that others are here to read their novels. As everyone knows, they are all based on pictures.
Li Ang, who thought he was recognized for playing basketball, sat in front of the locker and opened the system interface.
In the task of defeating the star striker, Rashid also had a big red cross drawn on his profile picture.
In this case, only Weber is left!
Weber is also a ruthless person.
Last season, he ranked fourth in the MVP rankings, and the team ranked first in the league with 61 wins. In the playoffs, they played the invincible Lakers until the tiebreaker.
Although Webber's condition is not as good this season due to injuries, he is still one of the strongest players in the league.
The Kings are still one of the teams with the best record in the league. They are currently second only to the Spurs and better than the Pistons.
According to this, there is no chance of this game?
In fact, it's not necessarily true. The Pistons still have a chance of winning.
Beat Webber, beat Webber. The key to beating Weber is whether he is impotent or erect that day.
As we all know, Webber is a typical representative of hip stretchers in the playoffs, which is why his position in the NBA has been very stable.
His career playoff efficiency has been lower than that of the regular season, and he has no classic performance in the playoffs.
Even Li Ang had many classic performances in the playoffs.
The most shocking thing was the 2001 Eastern Conference Finals. When Carter stretched his hips while attending the graduation ceremony, Li Ang turned the tide and helped the team win the Battle of Tianwangshan, laying the foundation for subsequent victories.
In last year's tiebreaker with the Lakers, in the last few minutes of the fourth quarter, the person holding the team up was not Weber but Bibby, the white devil.
He scored all 12 of the Kings' final minutes.
Weber seemed to disappear at the critical moment.
What is the biggest difference between the playoffs and the regular season? To put it bluntly, it means pertinence and intensity.
During the regular season, everyone passed by while laughing and bouncing their heads.
But the playoffs are different. It is a real war, either you die or I die.
Weber's style of play is destined to make it difficult for him to perform stably in high-intensity games.
That’s not to say it’s completely impossible, it’s just unstable.
Therefore, whether Weber will be protected from impotence or erection in the next game will directly determine whether Li Ang can complete the task.
Speaking of which, if you complete the mission, I really don’t know what kind of badge you will get.
Duncan, Nowitzki, Garnett, Malone, Rasheed and Webber, draw a badge from these six people.
There are so many types.
If Deng Shu's 45° rebound is drawn, Li Ang's low singles will be even better.
If Malone's iron elbow is drawn, it is estimated that all major hospitals will start in-depth cooperation with Li Ang.
If Nowitzki's golden rooster is drawn and he retreats independently, he may take off directly.
If you draw a tough guy three times in a row, destroy it, hurry up!
Li Ang didn't know what he could get. This thing was the same as when he went to the bathing center and waited in the room.
You never know what kind of girl it is that opens the door.
I'm very looking forward to it, very excited.
Early the next morning, when Li Ang picked up the newspaper and turned to the sports page, he thought he had read it wrong.
"The Pistons Unified Alliance has officially become the most violent group!"
"Hey, what's the background? The prison team lined up to shake hands with Li Ang after the game."
"One sentence review: Li Ang once again proved that his anti-fall skills are among the best in the league."
Li Ang picked up the newspaper and read it for a long time, and found that none of the titles were related to basketball!
Especially that one-sentence review. Are you reviewing a basketball game?
From now on, the name of the Portland Prison Team will probably not be so resounding.
Because no matter how bad they are, they are only second, and they are not as domineering as people think.
The Bad Boys Legion is indeed the scariest blue in the league.
Whatever the Portland Prison Team, they are all younger brothers.
Of course, Rashid is also quite popular.
The scene of him being ridden repeatedly by Li Ang and the referee was brought out by Buckley and ridiculed wildly.
The once arrogant Roaring Heavenly Lord has completely become a joke.
Tianzun watched the TV program and clenched his fists.
It is already very embarrassing for a grown man to be humiliated from the crotch.
And now, the scene of him being straddled by Li Ang is being watched and laughed at by people across the United States.
How could Rasheed know that the scene of him being humiliated was not only watched by people across the United States, but also by fans of the Flower Planters.
The nickname Jiuling Yuansheng spread throughout China.
No matter how careless you Rashid is, no matter how incompetent you are, you are just Li Ang's mount.
Many Portland fans said that Rasheed's hands are not dark enough.
If this were someone with a bad hand, if you dare to cross me, I will hit your balls.
But in fact, it’s not that Rashid is not black enough, he just doesn’t dare.
He knew very well that if he hammered Li Ang's eggs, Li Ang would probably hammer himself into an egg.
In addition to the news that Tianzun was brutally ridden, there was also a fuss about the management of the prison team.
Although Paul Allen is willing to spend money, he doesn't want to spend money to support a bunch of gangsters.
The key is that you have to be as invincible as the Pistons. Damn, even the Trail Blazers can only be little hooligans now, and they are clearly being dealt with by the bad boy army.
Allen then issued an order to reshape the team's image.
Trail Blazers fans are speculating on who will be the first to be cleared this summer.
Randolph and Bunchy Wells ranked first and second.
Rashid is not bad either, he is ranked fourth.
If he hadn't seen that Rashid indeed still had strength, he would probably be number one.
Rashid was fuming while watching TV when his phone rang.
The call came from an unknown number. Rashid thought it was some bored reporters who were concerned about how he would feel after being ridden, so he hung up the phone.
Soon enough, Rashid received another text message. The number that sent the text message and the number that I just called are exactly the same.
The content of the text message is very simple:
"Hello Rasheed, I'm Coach Larry Brown. I know you must be very angry right now. You feel offended and disrespected. I can completely understand how you feel because I have the same experience as you. !
If you want to turn things around. Get in touch! "
Rashid looked at the letters on the phone screen and frowned slightly.
Larry Brown? Isn’t this guy the head coach of the 76ers?
Why did he get involved in this matter again?
On the other side, Larry Brown put down his cell phone and watched Tianzun being ridden on the crotch by Li Ang on the TV.
He believes that the days when the Chinese are rampant will not last long.
This season, let him have one last bounce.
After defeating the Trail Blazers, the Pistons defeated the weak Knicks and Golden State Warriors respectively.
The day she played the Knicks happened to be Carolina's 19th birthday.
After the game, Li Ang also said happy birthday to Carolina, who was not around, in front of the camera.
This is the first time Li Ang has disclosed their relationship in public.
The next day, Leon and Carolina appeared in Entertainment Weekly.
New York media all said that Li Ang must have had a stormy celebration with the 19-year-old supermodel in the hotel on the night of the competition.
Li Ang looked at it and cried out that he was wronged. If Carolina was in New York, would I still have to shout at the screen?
Forget about sleeping with her, I didn’t even sleep with her!
An interesting thing happened during the game against the Warriors. After the game, Arenas ran over nervously and told Li Ang:
"Li, I advise you to bring a handful with you. For a big brother like you, it's not safe if you don't bring that thing! If you can't find a place to do it, I have a channel!"
Faced with Arenas' kindness, Li Ang smiled awkwardly and waved his hand quickly.
Damn it, I’m really not a gangster!
The reason why those people from the prison team shook hands with me is because I convince people with my virtue, do you understand?
But Arenas' brain circuit is indeed like this, more domineering.
Whatever he believes makes sense, he will firmly believe it.
In the original history, Arenas once had an affair with his younger brother Nick Young who was still playing for the Wizards.
He is the one whose emojis are more popular than people, and who went down in history with a three-pointer.
Logically speaking, it is not a glorious thing to turn on a teammate's female companion.
If you look at Parker and then look at Laoyu, they will be more or less rejected.
But Arenas is different. He fell in love with Nick Young more than once, and every time he fell in love with Young Shaoxia, he would tell his little brother righteously:
"I am doing it for your own good, so that you can see the true colors of these women!"
Arenas firmly believes in this statement. So during his time with the Wizards, Nick Young would sleep with Arenas whenever he wanted to talk to his girlfriend, and he would sleep with her girlfriend whenever they talked to her. Yang Shaoxia was really crushed.
He felt like he was not in a relationship, but like a pimp!
Arenas is simply the great master of the cuckold world, commonly known as the Green Field Immortal Sect.
Therefore, Arenas now firmly believes that Li Ang is also a social person, so he works hard to promote Li Ang.
There isn’t a guy in the locker who is also called a social person?
At this point, Li Ang has led the team to another six-game winning streak, and the time has entered March.
The last month and a half of the regular season is the last month and a half for Li Ang to become stronger before the playoffs.
And at the moment of six consecutive victories, Li Ang finally waited for the last opponent he had to defeat in the regular season this season.
This time, Leon will take the bad boys to Sacramento to snatch the crown from the head of that gorgeous king!
The most gorgeous offense meets the tightest defense. There is no doubt that this will be a wonderful conflict.
The day to win rewards has finally arrived!
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