Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Li Ang looked at Angua and James lying on the ground panting, and shook his head.

Get up, play music and dance!

Is this the 03 generation?

This won't work?

This is not to blame for James and Angua's incompetence, but mainly because Li Ang's training is too difficult.

He is like a thirty-four-year-old woman who never seems to be satisfied.

Anthony now regrets what he thought was Li Ang's training camp: casual training for a while in the morning, and Li Ang leading everyone to team-building in the afternoon.

The actual Li Ang training camp: you can’t leave until you practice or die.

Anthony once felt like he was in Jordan's breakfast club.

Once, when Danzi was still playing in the NBA, he formed a mysterious organization called the Breakfast Club.

This is not an organization that takes everyone to have morning tea, but an extremely intense training camp.

Danzi once invited many stars to train with him.

And most of them, having experienced the ravages of The Breakfast Club, said it was simply no place for humans.

Sir Ba also had a whim at that time and wanted to see how powerful this legendary breakfast club was.

How big a pickled cabbage pig can't eat it?

Then Lord Barth vomited.

After participating in Jordan's training camp, Jazzy Barton said the classic sentence: "Training with Jordan made me really get to know him again. From today on, I will no longer envy his talent, because his success is more Most of them are obtained through hardships that are unimaginable to ordinary people."

That guy shoots "Space Jam" all day long, then plays basketball for three or four hours until the evening, and then does strength training afterward.

After everything is done, at six or seven o'clock the next day, Sir Bar will receive another call from Jordan: "Fat pig, get up and train!"

It was the most painful period of Buckley's life.

Rodman said that The Breakfast Club was second only to Madonna, who had to go overtime seven or eight times a day.

But now Angua feels like having accidentally entered the Breakfast Club.

He vowed that he would never come to a training camp like this again in his life.

Isn't it good to lie flat? Why are you practicing so hard?

"It won't work, it really won't work." James next to Angua also waved his hand. The continuous high-intensity training was a bit too much for the strong and strong Xiao Zhan.

There is no way, who knows that neither of them has ever played in a serious professional game.

In terms of physical fitness, he really can't compare with Li Ang.

Li Ang looked at the two people who could no longer get up, and could only shrug and put the ball down.

It has been almost a month since Li Ang took James and Anthony to train together.

During this month, the three people's daily life consisted of fitness equipment and basketball.

After coming here for so long, Anthony has never even been to downtown Phoenix!

Seeing Li Ang's dissatisfied look, Angua suddenly came up with a plan, turned around and put his mouth to James' ear.

Afterwards, the two leaders of the 2003 class stood up and looked at Li Ang with a smile.

"Brother Li, it would be boring for us to train like this every day. Otherwise, let's compete today!"

Anthony stood up confidently with a smirk on his face.

"A competition? OK, boxing or wrestling?"

"Brother Quan Li, don't make such deadly jokes casually. We are civilized people. Just competing is meaningless. Let's make a bet. If I win, we will have two days off. What do you think?"

"Okay, come on!" Li Ang thought that Anthony was going to challenge him to a duel.

Although Angua is an offensive kaleidoscope, he is still too immature after all. Li Ang thinks it won't be a big problem to handle him in one-on-one situations.

After all, Li Ang was very good at knowing his secrets one on one.

As a result, Anthony suddenly pointed out three fingers: "So today, we will compete in three-point shooting!"

"Ah this!" Li Ang found that he had been tricked.

You guys are so cunning at such a young age!

Angua is very proud. I can't beat you compared to anything else, but is it even more important than three points?

The corner of Li Ang's mouth twitched. Anthony's basketball IQ is sometimes terrifyingly high.

No wonder it’s Anthony who plays. Also, if James plays, then there might be suspense in this three-point showdown!

If it were a formal game, Anthony would have been able to hit the iron continuously.

But this is a training session where no one is guarding. With Angua's ability, he may lose two or three in one round.

Forget it, Li Ang admits his defeat.

It’s good to take two days of rest, just to adjust your body.

So, amidst the sound of "dong dong dong", Anthony defeated Li Ang from beyond the three-point line, winning precious two days of rest for himself and his best friend James.

Li Ang looked at the trainers around him, wondering if a piece of news would suddenly break out tomorrow:

"shock! The second-place finisher in the first grade actually defeated FMVP! The reason behind it is actually ".

Well, in this era when the Internet is not so developed, rumors are always easy to spread.

But speaking of which, Li Ang also found that his long-range shooting ability needed to be upgraded.

It’s not a problem to stay outside every day without touching anything.

Those Li Ang are black. Now when Li Ang is mentioned, one sentence is: Li Ang? Are you talking about the person whose three-point accuracy is not as accurate as that of his ex-girlfriend?

Li Ang gets very angry every time he sees such words.

The key point is that before Li Ang could refute, he became even more angry!

Today, I was deceived by Angua and got two days of rest again using this trick.

Li Ang has decided that next season, he will add three points to all the points gained from the upgrade!

If I don't shoot three-pointers well, you won't regard me as a top-five shooting guard.

And Li Ang thought, although the head coach of this Suns team is Master Tang. But Mustache D'Antoni is in the team as an assistant coach, which will definitely have an impact on Master Tang's tactics.

Master Tang Liu Bie is here, he can play any tactics and accept any tactics.

He listens to other people's suggestions.

Therefore, the Suns' tactics next season will definitely have some shadow of the seven-second offense.

If Li Ang can practice his three-point shooting, it will be of great help to the offense.

At this time, Li Ang's determination to become a three-point shooter is as firm as Curry's determination to become a dunker.

Although I have a holiday tomorrow, I still need to finish the training that I need to do today.

In the afternoon, when the three people came out of the weight room, they were exhausted.

While taking a shower, Li Ang opened the system interface and looked at the training progress bars of James and Anthony. They were still a little short of filling up.

This year, James' progress has been much slower. According to the system prompts, every time the same player succeeds in defeating him, the time required to defeat him will become longer.

In other words, it is not just James, but also Yao Ming, Curry and Prince who have already been attacked by Li Ang. If you want to get more wool from them, you will need to spend more time.

The more times the strategy is successful, the longer it takes.

This is forcing Li Ang to show mercy at every turn.

With Anthony, it was because Li Ang had to establish a friendly relationship with him first before he could start harvesting his money, which was equivalent to two procedures.

So although they have been training together for a while, Li Ang is still a little short of success.

If this is not done before the start of the new season training camp, Li Ang will have been practicing for so long this summer.

If I have this time, wouldn’t it be nice if I went to experience Phoenix’s specialty steaming steam?

So, be sure to get it!

I don’t know what good things I can get from these two this summer.

The three of them changed their clothes. Anthony and James were discussing where to go to play tomorrow when Li Ang's cell phone rang.

Looking at the caller ID on the phone screen, Li Ang was stunned for a moment.

That rascal.

I haven't received a call from him for a long time.

"crooked."

"Where are you!?" Kobe's voice was very loud on the other end of the phone.

Very good, very energetic.

"I'm in Phoenix."

"I know you must have secretly organized a training camp, right?"

"Is it possible that you did it too?"

"Hmph, it's a joke. Do you think I will slack off after losing in the finals? Li, do you dare to bring your people and come to Los Angeles to meet me? Let's make a date!"

Kobe began to provoke wildly.

Since losing in the finals, Kobe has disappeared from Li Ang's world.

Not even a bit of news.

The few times it was mentioned, it was still due to the popularity of the Lakers F4 group.

During the time when Kobe disappeared, he did not go around eating and drinking, but tortured himself.

For this reason, Kobe even refused to participate in the America's Cup.

This guy who hates failure so much can only use training to numb himself and comfort himself.

McGrady and Garnett are fucked.

You numb yourself, why do you want to drag us along!

Especially McGrady, he regretted it terribly.

Tracy McGrady originally planned to go to Disneyland to look for a princess after playing in the America's Cup this summer, but was tricked by Kobe Bryant: "Come on, there are many fun places in Los Angeles. Come on, the training won't be too hard. , let’s practice while playing. Wouldn’t it be great if we practice during the day and control the ball at night?”

Tracy McGrady believed Kobe's lies. After arriving in Los Angeles, he discovered that there was no such thing as practicing while playing, only practicing to death!

It made McGrady even doubt his life. How many sins did I commit in my previous life that caused God to punish me like this?

When he first entered the draft, the Raptors said he was the next Pippen and would focus on developing him.

He believed it, but in the end he didn't even make a few starts.

When he first joined the Magic, Rivers said that this team would have Duncan and Hill, so long as they had the skills to win a championship.

He believed again, and then he was beaten by Li Ang every year.

Now, Kobe told him: "Come to Los Angeles. It's been a long time since we two brothers drove a convertible on the coast."

Tracy McGrady wondered, my good brother Kobe would have lied to me, right? He believed it again.

As a result, we arrived in Los Angeles and didn’t have a day off!

Tracy McGrady and Hardy were tricked into killing them by Kobe, and they were tortured all summer.

Seeing that his two brothers seemed a little tired, Kobe was thinking about how to mobilize their enthusiasm.

So Kobe came up with the idea of ​​making a date.

If you build something behind closed doors, you will definitely become more and more boring.

This is the same as the life of a bachelor. Playing with yourself every day will always become boring.

Occasionally, I still have to go out and experience the thrill of PK with real people.

Coincidentally, Li Ang thought so too.

Anthony even resorted to such despicable means as a three-point contest with himself to ask for a day off, but it was clear how much he didn't want to train.

But if you go out and practice.

Li Ang then hung up the phone and looked at James and Angua who were discussing where to go tomorrow.

"Hey, are you interested in playing a game with NBA star players?"

Sure enough, as soon as Li Ang said this, the eyes of James and Anthony changed immediately.

"What time does the flight leave?" Angua asked.

At noon the next day, Li Ang's three-person team arrived in Los Angeles.

The two young men couldn't be more happy when they heard that Li Ang was going to take them to play ball with Kobe, McGrady, and Garnett.

Let's not talk about Kobe. The past two consecutive championships have allowed him to accumulate a lot of popularity, and almost everyone has identified him as the successor to Danzi.

Although KG has not won a championship, the myth of "Double 21" is still very famous in the league.

The only thing Anthony couldn't figure out was why McGrady appeared in Kobe and KG's training camp.

Isn't he just a guy who travels every year and has no future at all.

wheat:? ? ?

I am the scoring champion for two consecutive years, you bastard!

There is nothing I can do about it. I am eliminated by the same person every year after traveling in the first round, which really affects Maizi's reputation.

As soon as Li Ang and the others walked out of the airport, they saw a man wearing flip-flops and sunglasses.

I have to say that Kobe has maintained his figure really well, and he really worked hard this summer.

"Lee, you're here." Kobe raised the corner of his mouth, and then looked at Angua and Mousse who were standing behind Li Ang.

Just these two new recruits?

This time I will definitely win!

"Long time no see, Li. Oh, if you really can't find anyone to train with you, you can contact me. Although we are enemies, I am not that stingy person.

Why do you need to find two rookies? Look at me, I can easily find two superstar-level partners. "

As soon as Kobe opened his mouth, he knew he was an old Onmyoji. He was showing off his wide connections.

"Aren't I taking care of your mood? After all, it's not very happy to win the overall runner-up. Hey, it's great to see you come out of the shadows~"

Li Ang smiled and patted Kobe's shoulder, clearly feeling that Kobe's body was shaking.

Li Ang's wave can be said to have hit the point directly.

Kobe looked at Li Ang with a hidden smile: "I'm recovering well, let's go. Today, let's relax first. Let's talk about the game date in two days!"

Kobe drove the trio to the hotel where they were staying to put down their luggage, and then drove them to the beach.

According to Kobe, today is the first day for Li Ang and the others. He has to do his part as a landlord and take everyone around for fun.

When Li Ang and the others arrived, Maizi and Jiute were already playing on the beach.

Seeing Li Ang, Maizi ran over very excitedly and held Lian Guo's hand: "Brother, take me with you, please!"

"Ah?" Li Ang was confused. Maizi felt like he had been trafficked.

"Huh? Why are you leaving? Aren't you happy in Los Angeles?" Kobe stared at McGrady with snake-like eyes.

"Uh, happy, happy, hey hey hey."

Seeing Maddie's pitiful look, Li Ang really wanted to say: "Brother, if you are going to be kidnapped, just blink."

At the beach, Angua and Mousse had a lot of fun.

Originally, they were thinking about having fun in Phoenix City, but Li Ang suddenly upgraded their vacation.

How can I be unhappy?

Li Ang was lying on the beach. Unfortunately, there were only a few beauties on the beach, all of them were muscular men.

Li Ang was about to enjoy the sunbathing in California, but the sunlight in front of him was blocked.

When he opened his eyes, he saw that Kobe was already in front of him.

"Li Ang, why don't you get up and play?"

"I want to take a break."

"Tsk, you are young and have no energy at all. Look, what is that?"

Kobe pointed at the sea level, and Li Ang took a closer look and found two banana boats!

"Come on, let's go play banana boat. It's rare to come to the beach, so why don't you cherish this opportunity?"

Will you be able to play it when you return to the Arizona desert? "

"This" Just when Li Ang was about to wave his hand and refuse, he found James and Angua running towards him like two 200-pound children.

"Come on, Brother Li, let's go play banana boat!"

"Ah this." Li Ang was really convinced, you two are indeed banana boat brothers!

I can’t stop seeing the banana boat.

Before Li Ang agreed, Angua and Mousse grabbed one of Li Ang's hands and dragged Li Ang to the banana boat.

At this time, Kobe took out his camera and said he wanted to take a picture of the three of them.

So, Li Ang took a photo with Angua and James on the banana boat.

New. Banana Split Brothers!

After Kobe took the photo, he yelled from Li Ang with a bad smile: "Lee, let's see who can paddle to the rock in front first!"

Good guy, Li Ang finally knows why Kobe asked him to play banana boat.

This guy even thinks about winning when he plays!

Kobe hurriedly jumped on the banana boat and told Hardy and McGrady: "Pump your legs harder later!"

Maddie almost wants to cry, you won’t let me go even to play with you?

Please accept your magical powers, brother!

Li Ang also entered the fighting state. After Kobe Bryant shouted the countdown, Li Ang led his two disciples to kick their legs wildly to make the banana boat move forward.

Obviously they set off at the same time, but Kobe watched helplessly as Li Ang and his boat surpassed his own boat by half a body.

Kobe is angry. I want to lose to Li Ang even if I play banana split?

"Brothers, pedal hard!"

"Geneva, it's you who didn't pedal!" McGrady turned around and yelled.

Only then did Kobe realize that because he was shorter than both Hardy and Tracy McGrady, he got on the banana boat.

His feet couldn't even reach the water!

Most of the time I'm kicking the air!

As for Li Ang, because the three of them are relatively close in height, all three of them can exert force.

This is equivalent to the engine having one cylinder less than others!

Kobe yelled for a long time before he realized that it was me who gave him the head!

My legs are so short when I use them.

At this time, a big wave came over.

The two ships resurfaced after being swallowed by large waves, and Li Ang's team continued to sprint forward.

After Hard and McGrady wiped their faces, they discovered a very serious problem - Kobe was missing!

Where are people? People were still sitting on the boat just now!

"Here, I'm here!"

Looking in the direction of the sound, Maizi and Jiute discovered that Kobe had been knocked off the boat by the wave just now.

There is no other way, McGrady and Hardy will just go back and get Kobe out.

And when they picked up Kobe, Li Ang's team had already reached the finish line.

"Hey, why are you so slow!" Li Ang, who arrived at the finish line, waved and shouted at Kobe.

Kobe was so angry. He originally wanted to show off in the field he was good at, but he was killed instead!

shame!

In the banana boat battle, Kobe lost badly.

So much so that, for the rest of the day, Kobe kept a straight face on the beach.

It's like losing a game.

"I said, brother, it's not like that. It's just a game." McGrady was really afraid of Kobe. He was really afraid that Kobe would ask everyone to get up at four in the morning to train because he was in a bad mood.

Kobe gritted his teeth unwillingly as he looked at the three people playing happily on the banana boat.

No, we can't lose like this!

Kobe believes that he will definitely be able to beat Li Ang in a certain event today!

After the pleasant beach trip, Kobe took everyone back to his home.

Li Ang visited Kobe's home gym and couldn't help but feel a little envious.

When I get rich in the future, I will have to change to a big house like this.

Just put two octagonal cages in the gym and invite your friends to play at home every day~

Li Ang also discovered that there was a table tennis table in Kobe's gym.

Li Ang was excited at the time and walked to the table: "Kobe, can you play table tennis?"

Kobe smiled slightly, finally waiting for it, finally waiting for this opportunity to win against Li Ang!

This beep, I'm ready!

Kobe actually doesn't play table tennis very much, so he just bought this table tennis table for decoration.

But he believed that with such a simple game, he would definitely be able to torture Li Ang to pieces.

"Is that possible? It's a joke. My table tennis efforts are at least at the level of the national team."

Kobe walked to the table tennis table, picked up the racket and ball: "Play a game?"

Li Ang also picked up the racket and couldn't help but lick his lips when he saw Kobe's serious eyes.

Is it possible that Kobe is really good at table tennis? More powerful than me, the champion of the third-grade elementary school group?

Kobe bent down and threw the ball into the air.

Li Ang is still analyzing what kind of ball Kobe is going to play.

But Li Ang was surprised to find that he couldn't analyze it!

Kobe can actually hit the kind of ball that even the third-grade elementary school champion can't analyze!

result

Kobe swung his racket, but it hit the air and missed the table tennis ball.

After that, the ping pong ball fell and bounced on the table. Kobe also swung the racket several times, but each time he just missed the beating ping pong ball.

The air at the scene suddenly froze, and then the next second.

"Hahahahaha!"

The whole room was filled with Li Ang's laughter.

"Hahahahaha, it's just you, you still have the nerve to say you can play table tennis!

It’s so funny, hahahaha! "

The four words "self-inflicted humiliation" were clearly played by Kobe.

Kobe was so angry that he threw his table tennis racket on the table, and then yelled from Li Ang: "Li, don't be too happy! In two days, we will have a showdown on the court. You bring your people, and I will bring them." Fuck me. When the time comes, I’ll see if you can still laugh!”

As soon as Kobe finished speaking, Li Ang's system reacted.

“The Mission: The Banana Boat Brothers team up for the first time.

"Mission goal: In the next battle, lead Angua and James to victory and defeat Team Kobe!

Task reward: Directly fill up the training progress bar of James and Anthony and issue training rewards!

Li Ang looked at the mission reward and rubbed his hands excitedly.

Li Ang was worried that he would not be able to fill up the progress bar before the training was over.

As a result, Kobe sent an accelerator over.

Then, the only thing left is to trouble Kobe and be abused again.

In an instant, Li Ang began to look forward to the upcoming battle.

Thanks to Brother Daxiang for the reward, the November fan title has been sent. Please check it carefully for everyone who participated in the event. It doesn’t matter if you didn’t grab it, there will be more next month~